Thursday, February 26th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 25th!
Never again thought Sue. After Al tossed her salad, she couldn't sit down for two weeks. - Sweetas
Runners-up:
I've crapped out some impressive turds in my life, but never one that would crawl out of the shitter and pose for a picture with me! - Stoney
" I'LL BE BLACK ! "........" in a few weeks ! " - El Bastardo
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OMG!!!!!!!! His face looks like it's been burned in a fire. I can't believe these people think they look good, GROSS.....JUST PLAIN GROSS!!!!!
Her face reminds me of this conversation...
Napoleon Dynamite: My old girlfriend from Oklahoma was gonna fly out for the dance but she couldn't cause she's doing some modeling right now.
Pedro: Is she *hut*?
Napoleon Dynamite: See for yourself.
[hands him the picture above]
Pedro: Wow.
Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, I took her to the mall to get some glamour shots for her birthday one year.
Pedro: I like her bangs.
Napoleon Dynamite: Me too.
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
WTG, Sweetas, ElB, and Stoney!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Saw this late and not a caption, but why does the name "Barney Rubble" come to mind?
This was one of the funniest caption contest pics ever - I am still laughing my ass off at it...and of course at the winning captions, CONGRATS!
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Anger, hatred and bitterness are the three things my doctor told me I was full of after getting my blood test results. -MK
He looks like the axe chocolatized guy.
No one has commented on the woman appearing to have no internal organs?
She doesn't tan her face so she doesn't wrinkle, but at the same time seems to have no intestines?
These people are just friggin' scary!
Flatbush Hooker... on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 10:18am.
WTF? How the fuck I didnt win?
My gyno killin porta potty human microwave thing was halarious!
SOme low rent Sienfield ish jokes won and I didnt???
I DEMAND RE COUNT!!!!
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got beef kid?
Sweetas, disgusting but funny!! :) Congroots stoney, thanks all!!
NoAnjl xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Oh well maybe I'm just stoopid. =)
3 of the funniest hors on the DL!! Well done guys, all are awesome!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
His face looks terrible in this photo, just like a monster,
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Wooooo-hooooo!!! I won! Also, I don't get the main winner, even after your explanations below.
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all hail Sweetas!!!!!
and ELB: that's a classic right there
& very funny stoney!!!! lol
congrats your weiners!
SWEETASSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! Well-done (no pun intended)
Stoney! Good work funnay ho!
El Bastardo! As usual, you hit one out of the park
Sweetas! You funnay slut! Congratulations Stoney and ElB too. ♥
The skin is cooked off his face, like crispy bacon!....Terminator skull style....Her head doesn't look like it matches her body either.
ELB-LMAO!
Congrats everyone!
Hi Two Drink/All :)
Congrats to my best budz!!!! xoxo JABIFF
These are great!
ELB - yours had me rolling...
LOL
Good job winners!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Haha, I feel like the tard for understanding!
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Ewwwwwwww! Ahahahaha ok I get it now. I am retarded.
ricki,
Because he has obviously gone in so far he could see her tonsils.
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
What the hell - how did MINE not win - Now that Bobby's gone, Whitney needed to hire a professional doody bubble remover team?
I thought you win instantly by referring to doody bubbles.
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HAHA IM USING THE INTERNETZ!!1!!!!!1!
WTF? How the fuck I didnt win?
My gyno killin porta potty human microwave thing was halarious!
SOme low rent Sienfield ish jokes won and I didnt???
I DEMAND RE COUNT!!!!
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AMA BITCH LIKE A BITCH WITH AN ITCH
I am SOO glad that I am not the only one that did not know the salad toss thing!!!
Great stuff weiners!!
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Lol, I know what tossing salad is! I just don't get the rest of it. What does that have to do with her sitting down, or him being so damn tan?
tossing salad = eating out the butthole as opposed to the puss.
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
HAHA! OK since somebody else said it, now I can also admit - I don't get the winning capture either. (blushing)
Am I stupid? I don't get the winning caption at all! (I am not disparaging it by any means, I'm just having one of those kinds of mornings!) Can someone explain it to me? lol
congrats to all my sex hookers! great jobs as usual sweetas and ELB, stoney you go girl!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
crap... I was too late..
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
It only took "2000 Flushes" for the Tidy Bowl Man to finally met the woman of his dreams, "Toni Natural". In fact, they're using the rythem "Method" in hopes of having a "Lil' Bowl Blu" of their very own.
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
Congrats Sweetas, Stoney and ElB!! :D
I can't stop laughing at that pic...
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdP7HUPbVs
Ahhhaha! Oh my god, you guys...
Congrats! xoxoxo
Congrats to my Dlisted pals, Sweetas, Stoney and EL-B!!
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Lourdes and David follow in their mother's footsteps of becoming dry pieces of beef jerky.
Hahaha El B thats was funnay!!!
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I need some sunny weather!!!!!
I know I'm hot, but please wipe that shit eating grin off your face.
I bet the one on the left has the bigger balls.
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"Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?" -Heather Chandler
Guy knew there was only one way to win Vadge back, so he removed his lips and took the roids like a man!
Contestants for the new Survivor 20: Up Shits Creek.
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
Is this the Tropic Thunder 2 Casting Call?
Submitted by hoovertime on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 12:40am.
what michael jackson's kids SHOULD look like
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hahahahaaha
this is what happens when you use a spray tan endorsed by lohan.
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Colt 45 and 2 zigzags, baby that's all we need.
Who is brave enough to marry such a strong girl?
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A 'roided up Lindsay Lohan presents Grover as the new 'face' of her spray tan line
I don't care if he is toilet trained, drinks wine and surfs the internet - this one better not rip off her best friend's face like the last one.