Wednesday, February 25th 2009
Afternoon Crumbs
This bitch: The cunty Cruella de Stone look isn't working for Heather Mills - Popbytes
Douches of Hazard - Hollywood Tuna
The gayest painting of our time? - Towleroad
Jessica Simpson should take the rest of the century off - Lainey Gossip
Natalie Portman is really making the fucking rounds - Just Jared
Lily Allen is a plushie (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Hopefully, The Hills ends with all of them spontaneously combusting - People
Odette Yustman is hot - Cityrag
The only vitamin Kate Moss is taking is Vitamin COKE - Hollywood Rag
Sean Penn & Eddie Vedder love each other - Popsugar
Sophia Anderton has some bills to pay - Egotastic!
• 
(^_^)(^_^)(^_^) May every Jack has his Jill. Still Don't have a date?Check out______Mixed Friends. C o m ______There are Over millions of profiles from all over the world!Everything is FREE! Don't forget to tell your friends! (^_^)(^_^)(^_^)
report report!
To the spammer: go find another site to spam and leave this site alone....idiot
Hey, whatya know... if aint hip crip...this look suits her...she should get that crooked smile fixed ...not sure how McCartney did not notice that but he is a man and she is a ho' and well it stands to reason that she kept his eyes focused on other things. Anyway, I won't hate on her anymore because it aint easy being sleazy.
Saw her book and interview at wwww.dereklovesshopping.com That girl is hilarious!
Submitted by SpicyMe on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 3:38pm.
Ugh..just reading that Jessica is making Dallas her home makes me sick! That fake bitch needs to go somewhere else!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Well...she sorts does have a right, I mean she's from Abilene which is what, 3 hours from Dallas? Not that far of a strecth that that's where she wants to live.
Just sayin....
It's like Peg Leg is starting to wear her inner personality more and more on the outside...
http://www.artbybillie.net
no idea who she is, but... yep, Odette Yustman is hot
-----------------------------
"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
I always thought the gayest painting of all time was the mural in the bedroom of the blonde half of Siegfried & Roy. It was in Rolling Stone.
***********************************************************
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!"
I don't know what the fuck Heather was thinking when she got that haircut.
*********************************************
"My biggest thing with the show was that I wanted to walk away from it while it’s still a great thing."
- Lauren Conrad (re: leaving The Hills)
Is she FUCKING KIDDING?
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 8:58pm.
Heather is the most beautiful one-legged pancake-nippled villan ever!
*
don't. just don't.
or was that nitty?
please don't.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Heather is the most beautiful one-legged pancake-nippled villan ever!
I like Heather's lips, but that is all.
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return"
All that money and she can't get her roots done. Octomom- fancy a job as her stylist, you clearly spend more on upkeep than her.
*******************************************
It's easy to distract fat people. In fact, it's a piece of cake.
mmmm Eddie Vedder
************************************************
"Today could be the day I'm mistaken for someone important."
Submitted by Kp on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 3:29pm.
Deb- Heather Mills and her baloney nippes give me hope that one day I may be able to bag a senile billionaire!
Are you saying you have baloney nips too?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Sophie Anderton definitely has some bills to pay, like her coke dealer's for starters...
go
kaiser!
don't look at Heathers Cunt face for too long. You will turn to stone.
HURRAH! Bye bye Jess!
*********************************************
"My biggest thing with the show was that I wanted to walk away from it while it’s still a great thing."
- Lauren Conrad (re: leaving The Hills)
Is she FUCKING KIDDING?
Well fuck me! I am so "whatev" about anything Portman that I almost missed that story!!!
Rodrigo is bite my lip hot!! Almost, but not quite as hot as Raoul Bova.
Does Natalie slip these hot Latin boys roofie-coladas???? Rodrigo, Gael, FFS!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I like that look on Heather Mills. It seems to go with her personality. Bitch is fierce.
I'm sick of Natalie Portman. Her best work was in the Professional when she was 10, although I didn't see Closer and I think she got an Oscar nom for it.
Rodrigo - YUMMY!!!! His bod is so great.
@ Auntie Mame...YES, it does remind me too of those Watchtower pamphlets. I will paste the pic from this post on one of their pamphlets and say I already have one when they come knocking on my door of the damned.
I hope the money that Heather extorted from Paul keeps her warm at night, because she's NEVER going to find another sane man who is lonely enough or stupid enough to marry her vindictive, psycho ass.
That Sophia Anderton chick has some nice boobs. The tattoo is stupid.
Natalie Portman is so pretty. Shame she can't reall act.
------------------------------------------------
The world will look up and shout "Save us". And I'll whisper "No".
Heather's hair has been bleached unevenly and her roots need doing. And what about that crooked, inflated pout? Let's paint it fire-engine red to make it even more noticeable....
Heather Mills looks like she's wearing a body bag, ZIIIIIIIIIP!
****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Port's boy has a Popeye.
Heather Mills looks cuh-razy.
Portman seems like the kind of excruciating deal, like Kate Hudson, where a guy would chew his own arm off to get away.
That Odette chick is lovely. A better looking, less skanky Megan Fox.
Natalie Portman sure can pick some hotties. I loved Rodrigo in Love Actually. Purr purr purr... heavy pet!
I don't see her with Ryan Gosling. I thought he and Rachel were best together. They were so sweet during Katrina. They came down to our coast(Mississippi) and helped clean up right after and with no publicity.
____________________________________________
"I bet watching them fuck is like watching a hot dog slowly explode in the microwave," MK
The gay Noah's Arc painting reminds me of the pictures found in the Watchtower-sans the gay happiness.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Heather Mills - CUNT.
Messica Simpson - Please make your "hiatus" permanent!
Eddie Vedder - LOVE HIM.
ETA: MK's comment about The Hills sounds like something my husband used to say about (the original) 90210. LOL
********
Best Supporting Actor, Bitches!
Chestica is making Dallas her home to be near Tony Romo? Countdown to Tony dumping her ass.
There have been FIVE seasons of the Hills? FIVE?
Submitted by LeanneMarie on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 3:21pm.
Are you sure that's not Brigitte Nielson?! Definitely not a good look on Heather, but then again, what is a good look on her?
****************************************************
A strait-jacket.
Ugh..just reading that Jessica is making Dallas her home makes me sick! That fake bitch needs to go somewhere else!
I can't wait until Tony Turnover gets traded then both of these fucking douchebags can go somewhere else.
Why doesn't Dread Pirate Heather Mills use the 34 million dollars she pilfered from her Ex, and get those black roots touched up?
Deb- Heather Mills and her baloney nippes give me hope that one day I may be able to bag a senile billionaire!
Sank you. Sank you berry muz.
Wasn't Jessica opening for Rascal Flatts or something? How can she just decide to cancel that? (Not that I'm complaining, mind you ...)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Amber Rose CANNOT rock the bald look. A lot of ladies look hot, but she doesnt.
Sank you. Sank you berry muz.
Jessica taking a year off? Preggers? God I hope so. That will get rid of her for awhile - until Papa Joe gets her the cover of People.
Heather - rethink the lipstick.
Holy Fuck, for a minute I seriously thought Marilyn Manson went blonde.
Best thing for him, really.
His therapy was going no where...
It doesn't matter what she does with her hair, when I see Heather Mills, I see Baloney nipples.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
that odette bitch looks like a cleaner version of megan fox.
Are you sure that's not Brigitte Nielson?! Definitely not a good look on Heather, but then again, what is a good look on her?