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Beeker's secret love child Carla from Top Chef is going to hold shit down for me while I'm away. I have to quit this bitch early so that I can get on a plane and head back to my homeland of California for my mom's birthday extravaganza. Someone really have to be there to scream, "YOU OLD!" when she blows out her candles. And that someone is me! So, I most likely won't be posting anymore shit until sometime tomorrow morning. Then it will be ho business as usual around here.
If there's any breaking news, you heard it here LAST! As usual.
Until then, you better cheer Carla on to Top Chef victory tonight! This bitch has to win, just so we can see her eyeballs bust out of her head, do cartwheels in the air and then drop it like it's hot back into her sockets!
(Thanks to Mattchew and Tiredofbeinsexy for the gif!)
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 10:52pm.
Especially if she smells of cupcakes!
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Gotta say, I'd be afraid to eat the cupcakes her spirit guides helped her make.
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You don't want whores sniffing at your goods.--MK
Submitted by xerquina on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 10:49pm.
Especially if she smells of cupcakes!
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Submitted by barelybeagle on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 10:40pm.
So is anyone actually watching the Top Chef finale? I'm torn because I love both Carla and Stefan...
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I totally forgot about it! The hub is watching Myth Busters, and it's not worth my life to ask him to change the channel. It'll be on Bravo tomorrow though, I'm sure. I'd like to see Carla win.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 02/25/2009 10:47pm.
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Stains could totally take Carla.he'll hypno her into blinking.
TOPANGA
I'm a certified nutritionist and I work primarily with anorexics.
I know you are probably healthy slim and I think the problem is most people can't tell the difference between what is healthy and what is not healthy.
I try to educate people by explaining the difference.
Submitted by lanlan on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 10:23pm.
am i the only one who sees a resemblance to Stains?? its in the eyes...
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Carla and Stains should have a stare-off!
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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Wed, 02/25/2009 10:32pm.
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skinny bitches need love too.
@ Tiger Lilly -
I am a skinny ho too, and I've had more rude-ass people give me crap about it than I care to count. RUDE!!!
The bottom line is that it's shitty to make remarks to people about their appearance. Unless you want to give a compliment, STFU. (And "I hate you because you're so skinny" is NOT A COMPLIMENT, although the world is awash with insane bitches who think it is.)
I don't know what it is you guys are discussing (too lazy to scroll through the comments) but I agree. I've always been a skinny bitch, it just runs in the family. I constantly get "do you eat?" "omg, you're so skinny?" "you're not anorexic are you?" "damn, wish I could eat whatever I wanted and still be so thin." Not to mention the haterade remarks I get from big girls. It's so annoying. Yes, I eat, no I'm not anorexic, and of course I am aware of the fact that I am skinny, I've only been living in this body for the last 23 years...STFU!
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So is anyone actually watching the Top Chef finale? I'm torn because I love both Carla and Stefan...
@ Tiger Lilly -
I am a skinny ho too, and I've had more rude-ass people give me crap about it than I care to count. RUDE!!!
The bottom line is that it's shitty to make remarks to people about their appearance. Unless you want to give a compliment, STFU. (And "I hate you because you're so skinny" is NOT A COMPLIMENT, although the world is awash with insane bitches who think it is.)
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Anger, hatred and bitterness are the three things my doctor told me I was full of after getting my blood test results. -MK
am i the only one who sees a resemblance to Stains?? its in the eyes...
Oh man, this is so weird...When I asked the boyfriend what he felt like eating for dinner (and then saw that there was nothing inviting in the kitchen) he said "How about we treat ourselves by going and getting some In-N-Out."
So in about 30 minutes I'll be raising my burger and toasting Mk and his mom. HEH
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Anger, hatred and bitterness are the three things my doctor told me I was full of after getting my blood test results. -MK
Good evening fat ass hobags!!
*wipes choclate frosting off chin*
What are we discussing tonight?
*talks with mouth full*
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You don't want whores sniffing at your goods.--MK
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 9:26pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 9:06pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 8:40pm.
You sleek creature. No one would dare mock you.
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.... um... why, what do you think she would do to said mockers?
no reason...
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*wiping blood...er, ketchup off tiger chin*...What? What?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 9:06pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 8:40pm.
You sleek creature. No one would dare mock you.
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.... um... why, what do you think she would do to said mockers?
no reason...
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 9:19pm.
Damned right!
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have a safe flight mk...
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i broke my cunt...lisa lampanelli
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 9:06pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 8:40pm.
You sleek creature. No one would dare mock you.
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Bitches is just as mean to skinny ho's as they is to fat ho's. True dat. And fuck them bitches too, all of 'em.
If you a healthy skinny ho and you look good, WORK IT! If you a healthy fat ho and you look good, WORK IT! If you an in between ho and you look good, WORK IT. And if you any of the above kinda ho and DON'T look good, I hope you fugly ass is smart, cuz you gonna need to WORK IT in the brains. Word...I keed, I keed...
Hey, look at me I'm fugly and stoopit and check out the sumptuous tiger cage...TWO litter boxes...Oh yeah...*slicking tiger hair back with tiger paw*...That's how I roll....Mmmm'mmmm....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Happy Birthday MKs Mom!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy shit, I just read here that Rihanna is pregnant with chris brown's child!
http://writingdivas.com/2009/02/25/rihanna-pregnant-with-chris-browns-ch...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 8:40pm.
You sleek creature. No one would dare mock you.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 8:39pm.
'Bout time! Nice nip! Not baloney-like at all!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
My husband was in Baccus a few several years ago and Luke Perry was the king. KC and the Sunshine band were the entertainment! Fun night!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 8:40pm.
Lighten up fat ho's...
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Hahaahahahah...
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Bolloxology
Submitted by lizzieb on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 7:57pm.
@momus.
I think my siggy is funny too. I'd change it to 'It's easy to distract skinny people. In fact, it's a piece of carrot' but it doesn't have the same ring to it.
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or a piece of ExLax....
Hey, I'm a skinny ho, and I find that shit funny. Lighten up fat ho's...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
*flashes nips*
What?!? It's Wednesday night, why not! :p
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Uvie, what's wrong? You seem upset.
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HOOTIE HOO
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 8:22pm.
Screw you with someone else's dildo!!!!!!
Uvula?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Screw you with someone else's dildo!!!!!!
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 7:47pm.
Thanks for looking out for me, Momus! OK, EvilShoe, I'm waiting!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 8:03pm.
Submitted by lizzieb on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 7:37pm.
How many hectares is that?
Three groats and a shilling.
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Submitted by lizzieb on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 7:37pm.
How many hectares is that?
Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 7:57pm.
Could be both. Angie is well aware of Jack Black's craziness when she did press junkets for Kung Fu Panda.
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@momus.
I think my siggy is funny too. I'd change it to 'It's easy to distract skinny people. In fact, it's a piece of carrot' but it doesn't have the same ring to it.
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It's easy to distract fat people. In fact, it's a piece of cake.
Momus, I thought it was because Brad and Angelina were seated front-row, almost center I believe. From certain shots in the telecast, you could see the front row seats are close as hell to the stage - Brangelina must have been sitting so close to her! Definitely within easy eye-range. I'm surprised Jen didn't have her head like, LOCKED in the other direction the entire time! lol
Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 7:49pm.
Someone said Jennifer Aniston has a dogface. I think she is attractive, but in the cute/adorable category and not the overtly sexy one. I really felt bad for her at the Oscars.
Me too. Still at least she had the guts to get up there and one day, when the shit hits the holy couple fan she can join us in awe as the worst custody fight in history plays out in the US media.
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WOW that is scary shit that they are incorporating this twat into an education program.
uggggg that makes me sick.
@Ricki.
I thought that Anniston was a bit nervous, too. I thought that she might be afraid that Jack Black would stray from the script with some weird shit.
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Yay, thanks! I'm kind of a research nerd haha.
Someone said Jennifer Aniston has a dogface. I think she is attractive, but in the cute/adorable category and not the overtly sexy one. I really felt bad for her at the Oscars. She was clearly so nervous, and then those Academy hos cut to Angelina laughing her ass off! Ouch, that had to hurt when she saw it the next day. I still laughed my ass off (as did the rest of the gays in the room...the ones that weren't "Oooooooooh girl!"-ing, that is).
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 7:43pm.
Congrats, ricki lake! Hey, I was close!
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Evil should at least give a nip-slip since Ricki gets the tittay flash.
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Angelina reads the D?
Ange...If you go away for 35 years and let your kids live with the help in a real home and stop makin shitty movies, I will give you an Oscar/Emmy/Razzie!!! Wait, scratch that last one! Love you!!!
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Thanks, EvilShoe! The biography thing got me, because not all are authorized by the subject.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by lizzieb on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 7:37pm.
I like your siggy. Those who don't like it can stuff it.
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Congrats, ricki lake! Hey, I was close!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Good try Deb, I didn't get them right on the 1st shot here. :)
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Ricki Lake got them right!
I had to put it in a tinyurl:
http://tinyurl.com/awa2fn
Beeker LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
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Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location
IG, I am dead serious. Its part of my 'Information Literacy Module' testing. That is some fucked up shit that she is in the schools now, my school drank the Brangie Kool-Aid. Argh
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 7:30pm.
Submitted by lizzieb on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 7:27pm.
What's a "handbag" again?
Cheeky moo.
On the Rosie HRT thread I am being called a ugly person for my siggie. I am mortally wounded.If only they knew I weighed 25 stones.
(sheeps, stones= 14 pounds)
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