Programming Note
Beeker's secret love child Carla from Top Chef is going to hold shit down for me while I'm away. I have to quit this bitch early so that I can get on a plane and head back to my homeland of California for my mom's birthday extravaganza. Someone really have to be there to scream, "YOU OLD!" when she blows out her candles. And that someone is me! So, I most likely won't be posting anymore shit until sometime tomorrow morning. Then it will be ho business as usual around here.
If there's any breaking news, you heard it here LAST! As usual.
Until then, you better cheer Carla on to Top Chef victory tonight! This bitch has to win, just so we can see her eyeballs bust out of her head, do cartwheels in the air and then drop it like it's hot back into her sockets!
(Thanks to Mattchew and Tiredofbeinsexy for the gif!)
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Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 7:19pm.
Angie, if you're reading this, Jennifer is way hotter.
I agree!!!!!! Ya, Jen has a bit of a dog face, but it ain't bad and her body is way hotter. I'd much rather bump uglies with Jen
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 7:27pm.
OK, EvilShoe. I'll take a stab.
The memoir is primary.
The biography is tertiary.
The website is secondary.
The interview is primary.
I probably got them all wrong. I'm looking forward to the true answers!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
i've always felt that brad and jen had great chemestry.
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I am with the person who said they don't like this family(the knowles). They are the type that think they are high class just because they have money. there's lots of rich people with no class out there (Ex: paris hilton) and lots of
The answers are A, B, B, A. ABBA! Yayyyy! I win!
Evilshoe, seriously? Is someone on her payroll, or what? I'm all for making things relevant, but come on!
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 7:27pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 7:21pm.
And, our adorable JamesHaven is hotter than both Angie and Jennifer together.
Wait, that gives me an idea....
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Uh, oh. *gasp*
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Submitted by lizzieb on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 7:27pm.
What's a "handbag" again?
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 7:19pm.
Angie, if you're reading this, Jennifer is way hotter.
Brad likes her more too. He told me. Likewise Maddox, Pax, Zahara and Shiloh all have to be bribed with Cheetos not to tell you they had a nice day with pretty blonde lady. Furthermore, I have proven beyond a reasonable doubt that I am close pals with Jane Pitt and she hates you. In the interests of fairness I should add that the twins have said nothing of note.
And before you raise that dagger and call me jellus- I swear on my best handbag that being an anorexic nutjob is not on my wishlist. Eat a pie love, drink a pint and make some friends. It's really hard work trying to be different all the time and you really need to relax.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 7:21pm.
And, our adorable JamesHaven is hotter than both Angie and Jennifer together.
Wait, that gives me an idea....
Okay people, I am FUCKING ill.
I am doing this online Literacy Program thing for my Micro Apps class and look at the questions:
You just love to read about Angelina Jolie and it turns out that she wrote a book! It’s titled Notes from My Travels. It’s a memoir about her travels as a Goodwill Ambassador for the U.N. Is the memoir a primary, secondary, or tertiary source?
A) Primary
B) Tertiary
C) Secondary
You saw Angelina Jolie in an Inside the Actors Studio interview and decide that you want to learn more about her. Lucky for you, the local public library has a book titled Angelina Jolie: A Biography by Rhona Mercer. Is the biography a primary, secondary, or tertiary source?
A) Tertiary
B) Secondary
C) Primary
You are a big fan of Angelina Jolie but, to your surprise, there are some movies of hers that you have not seen. A list of all her movies would be a great resources to have. You decide to check out IMDB.com. Her page, http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001401/, lists her filmography in chronological order. Is the website a primary, secondary, or tertiary source?
A) Primary
B) Tertiary
C) Secondary
You can’t get enough celebrity gossip, especially when it comes to Angelina Jolie! You go to YouTube and find a video of an Inside the Actors Studio interview. Is the interview a primary, secondary, or tertiary source?
A) Primary
B) Secondary
C) Tertiary
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With no cheating, the first person to get them all right gets a tittay flash.
(from James Haven)
Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 7:19pm.
Angie, if you're reading this, Jennifer is way hotter.
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And, our adorable JamesHaven is hotter than both Angie and Jennifer together.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 7:16pm.
Can you imagine JJ that day? The shock, horror, denial and scrabbling for the party line. Why, in the ruckus maybe one of them will lose the plot and admit 'I am Octopussy'
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Angie, if you're reading this, Jennifer is way hotter.
Don't Brad and Angie live separately when one or the other of them is making a movie?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I used to really like Angelina. I still do, I suppose, but I have about had it with the non-stop Brangelins/Jennifer Aniston/Adopting children/saving the world media bombardment. Fucking enough, already. They are really running the risk of serious burnout, along the lines of Bennifer 1.0 (the first celebrity name portmanteu!). Remember how that reigning celebrity supercouple imploded so quickly and so gloriously? (To my utter delight, since nobody raises my hackles like that noxious cunt, JHo. I could watch a video of her being electrocuted anally and torn apart on a loop for the rest of my life.)
...Anyway, ahem...I guess my point is, the world can only take so much. Your day is drawing near, Angelina. Do not go the JLo route. That is all.
Ya, I wanted them to crown that hot fucker Fabio and Carla co-winners, but now that he's gone Carla HAS to win!
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@ Celtic Lass --
Och, I absolutely ADORE your avie!!!!
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Anger, hatred and bitterness are the three things my doctor told me I was full of after getting my blood test results. -MK
lizzieb,
I know of what you speak... being a Pisces myself.
Angie if you're reading this (and I'm dubious - the only thing impressive about ianundercover is Ian Halperin's self-regard), know that most of us have grown tired of you. Most of the bashing and craziness took place over a year ago. You missed it.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 6:59pm.
Angie will probably get to keep Maddox, Zaharia, and Pax since Brad did not actually adopt them; Angie just changed their last name.
Brad does stand a good chance of getting Shiloh and the Golden Twins, though.
Agreed. She might trade Pax for dibs on Just Jolie- she's had buyer's remorse with that one.
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Submitted by lizzieb on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 7:04pm.
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HAHAHA!! You crack me up. Or should I say, you would, but I'm too busy looking in the mirror and trying to be the center of attention. :) (I'm a Leo)
Carla kicks ass. I really hope she pulls it out and wins it. That would be awesome! If not, I hope Hosea wins. He seems like a good guy, and Stefan is an insufferable asshole. I pray he loses.
Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 6:33pm.
Happy birthday to MK's mom... The Big K. You can't go wrong with a Pisces. Well, except that they are crazy.
Excuse me. I am a Pisces and... oh look sparkly thing..why is she looking at me? Does she hate me? I love him, no I don't.... hmm big glass of wine... aliens.....sorry what was I saying?
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Submitted by Candy on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 4:18pm.
All the best, hon!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Angie will probably get to keep Maddox, Zaharia, and Pax since Brad did not actually adopt them; Angie just changed their last name.
Brad does stand a good chance of getting Shiloh and the Golden Twins, though.
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Jolie's entire existence is about her public/media image, so I can't imagine she would give up the kids for that reason alone.
Submitted by Keane on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 6:48pm.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, LET THIS BE TRUTH
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Angie will keep Maddox. Watch.
I heart Keane.
Ok you guys can either believe me or not its really up to you but this is what has been going down on ianundercover. Ian's source is a member of Brangelina's staff - could be the housekeeper I guess or one of the nannies. The source has contacted Ian to say that Angelina is obsessed with the site and is clicking on it all day long to see what's being said. Last night he did a live chat and was getting e-mails from the member of staff throughout to say Angelina was listening to it. The member of staff asked Ian to apologise to Angelina for them and say they were doing it because they were worried about the kids. Brad and Ange are no longer living together and the source says Brad will probably get custody of the kids and he wants them to be rasied by his parents.
While the charming and in no way arrogant or obnoxious "nippy" believes Ian is a charlatan, I do not. I have journalistic credentials myself as I've made a fair few hard-hitting docs and factual programmes for the BBC which required a lot of journalistic research and I have no cause to disbelieve him at this point. I addressed him again re: Nippy's point about the journo award and he said he did win it and has a photo to prove it, that the Rolling Stone Journo was trying to discredit him because Ian couldn't let him in on his scoop about Michael Jackson's illness because he was contracted to another news outlet at the time.
And if people don't believe journos can't be vindictive bastards when they don't get a scoop or feel threatened then they haven't worked with many. (I have, I made a doc with the Managing Editor of The Sun newspaper in the UK about an ongoing boycott of the paper by the residents of Liverpool following the cover story they ran after the Hillsborough disaster. Its called The Sun Says Sorry and Other Tales of Forgiveness in case anyone cares. And believe me the journos on local Liverpudlian papers were evil to me because of what was going on. They thought we (the BBC) were in league with The Sun and were going to get the boycott ended thus destroying their sales. Anyway this is another story!).
Anyway, contrary to what the delightful "Nippy" may think about me (that I'm "a dumb shit" and so forth!), I can assure you I'm not and know a great deal about journalists and their credentials. And if there's one thing I like its a good gossip, especially about Ange, so just wanted to share it all with you, earth-shattering as it is!
miiiike....miiike...send allll your money to miiiike...
*slaps self*
Damm that toad!!!
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You don't want whores sniffing at your goods.--MK
MK, have a safe and fun trip. and give your mom an extra kiss for thinking SamRo is a boy!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
M.E.,
Whenever my dogs stare at me intensely because they want something... food, etc., I reprimand them with "No more HypnoToad!". They are totally trying to put me into a trance and mind control me.
Hopefully MK will run into our chicken cutlets (check Ivys, Rodeo Drive, or any empty parking lot). A picture of them both doing cartwheels wearing luxurious, designer headbands (scunci are available at your local walgreens, rite aid, duane reade stores
Hello lovely darlings
IT's trying to put me into a trance, isn't it?
*has epileptic seizure*
jiggywiddit and M.E.,
Obey The Toad!
Happy birthday to MK's mom... The Big K. You can't go wrong with a Pisces. Well, except that they are crazy.
mike - yer toad avvie is fucking with my brain.
Happy birfday to Mama K!
Happy Birthday Mamma K.....many, many more to you!
XOXOXOXOXO
Now that gif made me pee my panties a bit.
mike, your toad is fucking with my damm head,
triggering epileptic seizures.
for cryin out loud...my eyes look like the carla gif now. shit.
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You don't want whores sniffing at your goods.--MK
wow mikes mom is a pisces just like mine! my moms birthday was monday. Mike: i hope your mom looks as good as mine!
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I am with the person who said they don't like this family(the knowles). They are the type that think they are high class just because they have money. there's lots of rich people with no class out there (Ex: paris hilton) and lots of
Be safe Michael♥♥! And happy birthday to Ms. K!! :)
MK, didn't you just see your mother at Christmas?!?!?
Have a safe trip, MK. Tell Mama we luv her!
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Safe travels MK!
MK be on the lookout for Chicken Cutlets. you can get yourself arrested for STalking.
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i dunno, it sells itself
I hope Carla wins! That woman is one hot tamale.
If those are her talking faces, I can only imagine what she looks like during sex.
I love Carla. She's been the dark horse this year. And she's way better than arrogant Stephan.
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