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Beeker's secret love child Carla from Top Chef is going to hold shit down for me while I'm away. I have to quit this bitch early so that I can get on a plane and head back to my homeland of California for my mom's birthday extravaganza. Someone really have to be there to scream, "YOU OLD!" when she blows out her candles. And that someone is me! So, I most likely won't be posting anymore shit until sometime tomorrow morning. Then it will be ho business as usual around here.
If there's any breaking news, you heard it here LAST! As usual.
Until then, you better cheer Carla on to Top Chef victory tonight! This bitch has to win, just so we can see her eyeballs bust out of her head, do cartwheels in the air and then drop it like it's hot back into her sockets!
(Thanks to Mattchew and Tiredofbeinsexy for the gif!)
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I love it when MK goes home; we get all kinds of gems posted while he is there and when he gets back.
Happy Birthday Mrs. K, keep your grubby hands out of MK's wallet!
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Dick happens! - MK
On crap! I got all excited cuz I thought Mrs. Kravitz was on! Wrong Mrs K. DOH!
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Many happy returns to your momma, MK. Kiss her for me.
Many happy returns to Mrs. K and much love to her for bringing the hottest slut of all into the world.
Word in boulder is hosea told his ex girlfriend he won.
I don't believe in miracles. I depend on them.
Have a safe flight.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Wed, 02/25/2009 - 4:37pm.
How much you wanna bet we get another drunken post from MK tomorrow morning like we did this past weekend with the "Birthdy Slu" incident.
hahahaha. Zero? That "Birthdy Slus" post was classic: it said everything you needed to know about his condition.
i lurve carla. im so happy shes been bringing it enough to stick around through the end and wasnt just one of the crazies they kept on for ratings.
happy bday to yr moms!
LOL Mama K. I hope you have a safe flight, MK, and I hope your mom has a wonderful birthday! Oh wait...this is the last post for the day? Oh well. I'll just go and get drunk now.
"I'm getting butt fucked, but I like it"
Fabio went home? He had a great personality to win; not sure about his cooking.
I literally yelled in anger when Fabio went home last week. For the sake of my blood pressure and panties, Hosea BETTER NOT FUCKING WIN.
And MK coming to cali? If that description was followed by "and then I'm going to Lavadama's house to drunk post" that would be nothing less than spectacular.
Happy birfday, MK's momma <3
Have a safe flight , MK!!!!
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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MK, your not being here is some BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT.
But happy birthday for MamaK.
I'll let In-n-Out know you're "coming."
Fabio was robbed - I can't stand Carla and her cooking with LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE lol
I like her - she looks jolly.
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There's no business like ho business... that's fer shur.
Have a safe flight and say HI to your mother for me.
Happy Birthday, Mami K.
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Get the cream
Happy Birthday, MamaK.
Thanks for MK.
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Happy Birthday to MK's momma!!
*MUAH*
safe travels!
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MK in California!? We should totally hit an In-N-Out, dude!
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Making Al Pastor Burritos for M.E.
P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
"I'm a rapper. That's just what I do, Katie." - Lil' Wayne on weed.
Good call moriah, she does look like Joan
If she wins it will be my first time ever having my favorite top chef win!
Have a safe trip, MK! And happy birthday to your mom.
Octomom went to my HighSchool and her mom taught German there too. Have fun in Rowland Heights!!!
Its "Beaker" not "Beeker" dammit!
You are such an English major.
Besides if Carla really is Beaker's love child who do you think the mom was????
I absolutely adore Carla! I call her Joan because reminds me of ol' girl from Girlfriends. I really want her to win.
Happy Birthday MammaMK ♥ Have a safe trip MK!
Hahahahahahahahaha, you know, I said the same thing to my mom on her 69th Birthday this past December.
I said, damn, you are old! And we start laughing hysterically! And you know what? I'm damn old too!!! WFT?!?!?!?!
Have a GREAT trip and a wonderful time with your family, MK. And behave or your grandma will get a switch from the bush in the backyard and beat your ass like mine use to. Ahhhhh, sweet childhood memories *LOL*
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What don't you fuckin' understand???- Christian Bale
Ugh, I'm so not looking foward to my birthday. Anyway have fun MK be safe.
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The world will look up and shout "Save us". And I'll whisper "No".
Best wishes to yo mama, MK! And thanks for posting that .gif of Carla, it's much more preferable to look at than the pancake-nippled, one-legged hooker.
Travel safe, MK! And happy birfday to your mama.
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"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!"
How much you wanna bet we get another drunken post from MK tomorrow morning like we did this past weekend with the "Birthdy Slu" incident. LOL. Love you, MK!....and this chick so looks like a bootleg version of Tracee Ellis Ross from "Gilrfriends" (Diana Ross's daughter)
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
M.K. ~ have a good trip and tell your Mamacita "Happy Barfday" for us.
If you see Octopussy, tell her to keep her damn legs crossed.
Have a safe flight, MK and don't drink too much at the party!
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
COME DOWN TO DANA POINT, REAL O.C. IN CALI AND I WILL BUY YOU AT NATURAL ICE...AND WHILE YOUR HERE YOU CAN PAY SOME STATE TAXES SO FUCKING OCTOCUNT CAN GET HER FUCKING ROOTS DONE!!
It's my dad's bday today too.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Travel safe, MK...and a big happy birthday to Mama K.
safe travels MK.
which reminds me...my dads trophy has a milestone birthday coming herself...I need to score some points and plan an extravaganza of my own.
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Have fun in Cali, MK! Tell Mom HB from all us Dlisted sluts!
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Best Supporting Actor, Bitches!
I fell in love with her in the first ep for no other reason than bitch be wearing my glasses! Turns out she's also outrageously awesome - also like I am ;)
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~in need of something clever here~
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Say "Feliz Cumpleaños" to mami for me! Dont forget to bring me a piece of tres leches.
Have a great vacation!
Sank you. Sank you berry muz.
get home safe MK! ♥
I love Carla, she better win!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
P.S. Token win for Carla. Can't for the life of me figure out why she's still there.
Bonus info. I saw Chef colicchio (don't care if I spelled that shit wrong) leaving the wine and food festival on sunday. He passed by me and I screamed. First time I screamed for a celeb. Even though i got an autographed bill from queen Latifah 2 days earlier I was like 'bleh' But I screamed for Tom. Bitch kept going but he know I was screaming from him. Right after that I had my moment. It wasn't because of Tom though it was because of some other crazy bitch.
On that note, I'm asking for my friends on Dlisted to pray that I have no more mental breakdowns at work. Chronic hysteria does not scream professionalism. Love you guys. If I don't come back tomorrow (which I know some of you won't notice) its because they've Baker Acted me. Toodles.
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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Safe, hassle-free travels, MK!
Eat lots of In-N-Out!
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Anger, hatred and bitterness are the three things my doctor told me I was full of after getting my blood test results. -MK
Have fun MK!
First I have to go back to hell tomorrow and now this. I'm quitting this bitch. No more updates means I need to make the rest of the day a Netflix day.
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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i like carla best, but i always forgot when the show is airing new episodes...repeats are on a 24 hour loop it seems
HAVE A SAFE TRIP MK...And who better to scream "YOU OLD!" to your dear momma...
Usually I would freak out but lately it has been pretty blah around here so Bon Voyage MK!
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I need some sunny weather!!!!!