A Dick Bag And A Hooker Have Broken Up
Hef's ex-concubine, Holly Madison, and the douchy guinea pig magician known as Criss Angel have ended their magical romance after 4 looooong months. Hey, in whore years, 4 months is like a lifetime!
29-year-old Holly (I just fell off mah chair!) and 41-year-old Criss were living in his Las Vegas house, but since they have broken up, she's moved all her pink Playboy shit into her parents' house.
A source told E! News, "It was a conflict of schedules. She felt she couldn't devote 100 percent of her time in Vegas and his career at the expense of her career and her goals."
Riddle me this, bitch is no longer working at Playboy, she's not licking on Hef's Malt-O-Meal stick anymore, so what "career" is she talking about? Even Criss Angel couldn't pull her CAREER out of a fucking black top hat. The truth is that the bitch finally woke up from the trance he put her under and realized she was fucking Criss Angel. That's the real MINDFREAK.
Holly just needs to go take her happy ass into a corner, sit down and stop trying to make the "husband" thing happen for now. The ho can't pick them. Bitch has been to corpseland and doucheland, but she's never been to her!
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41 year old Criss? astounded. thats the real magic. not that bs he pulls on the show.
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A source told E! News, "It was a conflict of schedules. She felt she couldn't devote 100 percent of her time in Vegas and his career at the expense of her career and her goals."
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Yeah man, schedules are always getting in the way of my love. I hate that.
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Somebody got those ages mixed up. No way is that trailer trash, meth faced chick 29!!!
I truly hope for her sakes that she snagged money and put it on the side while fuking Hef even Criss, damn girl, I hope you're just using your parents house as a storage pod.
And this post was magical MK, you truly are a poet, dont you know it?
Poor poor Holly. Men probably see the desperation on her face and know to stay the fuck away.
This bich is like Gwen Stefani pre-Kingston. Unfortunatly for Holly she can't figure out a way to trap a man like Gwen can (really how did Gwenny trap Gavin after writing that damn cd about him? Most men would have told her to fuck off).
He's 41?!
Damn. Maybe I'm gross, but I'd still hit that.
She is 29?Ha! He looks younger than that ho bag.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
She is SOOOO going to end up in porn, softcore if you may, but I give it 6 months before the hardcore stuff is released... and by the end of the year, Bridget will follow.
Kendra will be abscent of their bareback-fest DVD series, unless of course the producers manage to get her.
"Bitch has been to corpseland and doucheland, but she's never been to her!"
How many hoes can this glaringly truthful statement apply to? Poetry, MK, you make poetry.
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Hugh straight-up loaned this ho out for a few months to the highest C-list star.
I hope they got a refund!
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I gotta say, Kendra at least bought some real estate when she was shacking up w/Hef (they showed it on one of the episodes) so she at least would have a place to live after she left the Playboy mansion. I don't know that Holly or Bridget did anything like that. I always thought Kendra was the dumbest out of the 3 but maybe she really was the smartest. Sounds like Holly doesn't have anywhere else to go. How pathetic is that @ 29? I think Holly really believed that Hef would marry her & she'd never have to worry about money, but she should have known better.
She dated my ex-fiance when she was still Holly Cullen in HS in St. Helens, OR. I know why she repped AK so hard, because I would never in my life want to tell anyone I'm from St. Helens, OR. Maybe she should go back there and get a job at the Armstrong plant.
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Ok MK, you are gonna get my fired over here. I am laughing so hard at this post...she's never been to her bwahahahahahahahaha
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I also wonder what career goals Holly was talking about. She may be a little bit delusional. Well everyone has goals...so I'll give her that. But maybe Criss Angel wasn't the sort of figure she could derive fame from so she could also be more "famous" just from being associated to him. Also, he seems like a mega-douchebag!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Couldn't be a better headline. His pole must be guilded in gold cause the ladies like this utter douchebag. Who hasn't he fucked? As for Crypt keeper's personal whore, DIE already would you. We are sick of seeing hef's WHORES!
Submitted by anony54321 on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 1:48pm.
he made us middle aged women all across america watch that show, cause we thought that he actually was very fond of those girls, and wasnt just a dirty old man.
but it turns out he is.
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Hey that's funny!
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she aint going back to hef. she is too good for him. he blew it. he made us middle aged women all across america watch that show, cause we thought that he actually was very fond of those girls, and wasnt just a dirty old man.
but it turns out he is.
fucker.
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He still has that long term relationship going with his first bar of soap. 3 more years, he intends to open the package.
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Ohhhh... if she crawls back to Hef, does that mean there will be drama with his 3 new hos -- the skank troubled twins +1? YAY! I'd laugh if the twins went after her! Fun times!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:41am.
Holly blows everything else, why not money?
Hahaha that cracked me up! its true but while they were with hef didnt he pretty much pay for everything? Its hard for me to imagine people spending that much money and dont actually have a home of their own!
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just because she made money, it doesn't mean she was smart with it. Many of these people blow their money. Holly blows everything else, why not money?
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so she got dropped like a bad habit
back at her parents
and the only thing she has to show for herself is that she is a gold digger? bawahhahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahhahahaha
*laughing harder after reading 'goals and career'*
She has to have money from the girls next door, posing in playboy, and that other job she had there. Plus im sure Hef gives them some kind of payout when they leave...Im sure she could affor her own place!
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if I were holly, I'd lace my rollerskates back up, put on the hotshorts and go back to being a skating waitress. anything to keep from moving back in with mom & dad. it's fucking cold in alaska!
oh no PSL: I don't know about all that! I was just messing with Ricki, LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
David Blaine is an ass- and he hurt my Fiona. But, she made some great music about him.
This guy is a turd, and Holly is a fucking idiot.
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RL: I like david Blaine ;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Holly is re-mustering her taste for ancient wealthy dick as we speak.
Holly crawls back to Hef in 6, 5, 4, 3, 2.....
Lol Snowpiece, AND?!?!
Haha, Criss does have a pretty hot body too. Google pics!
Submitted by mike on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 10:32am.
He can use his magic to maintain his youthful appearance, yet he can't use it to make that fucking lisp disappear?
Hahahahahahaha!
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They were together only 4 months? Dayyam. And what "career" does this bitch have, exactly?
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Guess she wouldn't be able to work at Playboy as their photo editor or whatever. Ugh that would suck if she had to go back to Alaska! She made the mistake of moving in with Criss. She gave the milk for free...
What airbrushed hell did these two wander out of?
I would SO fuck Criss Angel.
I'd call him a double douchebag after, but I'd walk away loving the lisp.
Thank God they didn't breed.
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Submitted by luscious_t on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 10:53am.
I'd like to see her with a haircolor that's found in nature... she could have potential...
Not much of her is found in nature. Google her pre-plastic surgery. She's a different person.
Ricki you only like him because he has Adam Lambert hair ;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
"Bitch has been to corpseland and doucheland, but she's never been to her!"
HAHAHA. Awesome. I laughed my ass off. MK you rock.
I think he use to be hot as HELL. Before he thought he was a rock star and got the emo-boy hair.
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I'd like to see her with a haircolor that's found in nature... she could have potential...
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i always thought their "relationship" was a mind game anyway..meh
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It was a conflict of schedules. Criss wanted more free time to bang Vegas hoes, and Holly wouldn't give it to him.
What's up with his horsehair wig?!
If douchey magicians are her type, she should hook up with David Blaine or Copperfield.
And since pepaws are her thing too, she may want to give Kreskin a call.
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