Reunited And It Tastes Like Crack
Blaaaaake was freed from the prison house yesterday and this was news to Amy Wino. Wino was over in her new adopted homeland of St. Lucia when she heard about the news. The bitch dropped her coconut-made crack pipe and started to make plants to get off the island to head back to her Blaaaake in England.
A source told The Sun, “Hearing Blake was out brought lots of emotions back for Amy. She feels like she was the last to know he was getting released and that hurt. She is desperate to see him again and wants to work things out. She still loves him.”
This is good for St. Lucia, but bad for England. St. Lucia is finally getting rid of their very own smoke monster, but Camden better brace themselves. When Wino and Blaaaake embrace for the first time, crack rocks will multiply, ballet slippers will cause chaos in the streets from trying to get away and Wino's crackhive will burn itself in a fire.
The Prime Minister should do the right thing and close the borders to Gargamel-looking crackheads before it's too late. For the sake of Camden!
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She looks pretty good in that pic.
Lost reference FTW!
...and the Camden ambulances and HAZMAT teams are on standby!
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Aaaall aboard the Crazy Train!
Prime Minister, evacuate the UK! Declare a national emergency!
HAHAHAHAH Blake looks like a freaking moron
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I hope her crackhive explodes and a million little 10 bags rain out on the streets of London like confetti. She'll bring back the dirty ballet slippers in no time. The crack den AWAITS!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Dude, they're probably already wallowing in a crack den together.
it's gonna be a bad scene
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MK you kill me!
Submitted by No Words on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 10:57am.
Some people are just cursed by their own choices.
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Right ON!
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Londoners should brace themselves... A plague of crack-heads is coming their way!
I hope they meet up with Hohan and SamHo and have a crack-induced lezbo three on one. They can hump each other's skeletal frames until Blaaaake's peen snaps off and they all spomtaneously self-combust into a cloud of chokey smoke that smells like rancid tuna, onion BO, dental plaque, marlboro butts, nylon hair, and fake tanner.
holy shit. she does look like gargamel.
Just call me crackhead of the morning, Blakey
just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby.
Just call me crackhead of the morning, Crackey
then slowly turn away from me.
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Please let Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake find her so they can OD together & I don't have to see either of their disgusting mugs anymore!
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Good morning Snowy y Cheeps!
Oh, man. What Dee said.
DeeDee~ so true!
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"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
The couples that smokes da cracks together always get back together.....to smoke crack.
ugly bitches
http://shakeithotbitch.11.forumer.com/
blech - they're so gross
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Surprise, surprise.
And look how pretty she was back then and relatively innocent looking! What a shame.
For real happy times instead of crack induced drama...no way.
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"When the manliest looking guy in your crew is Fonzworhts Bentley (2nd from right) you have a problem"-gyeah
he'll be back inside in 2 m; he's a career criminal. and bum...
she's addicted to HIM. and does the stuff so they'll have something in common.
imo
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*drinking my Sprite w/lemon sigh*
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:01am.
I hate to say it, but she looks kind of pretty
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Compared to what she looks like now, she was fuckin gorgeous.
Dammit, Amy!! I'm beginning to give up on you. Crackhead won't be happy until she dies of an overdose.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
I hate to say it, but she looks kind of pretty.
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
What Mike said!
Also, Adelle has more talent than Amy...IMO.
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They look kinda sweet in this pic
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I need some sunny weather!!!!!
"Reunited and it tastes like crack."
Michael K, you crack my shit up every day!
Blake looks like a drug addict friend of mine, all skinny and vacant in the eyes.
Like I give a rat's ass. Some people are just cursed by their own choices.
Ah, I love MK in the morning:) I can start my bitchiness off right...
Before anyone starts, Blake is not her problem. She's great at being a fuck-up (albeit a talented fuck-up) on her own. If she doesn't go back to Blake, she'll find an equally unsuitable mate.
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MK love you for the Lost reference! ♥♥♥ hope you are having a nice time with your mama.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
snap a line for me lovebirds
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