Fishy Is The One Who Doesn't Understand
Fishsticks Paltrow is at it again. She already told the haters of GOOP to fuck off. And now she's saying that the whores who hate it, just don't understand IT.
The New York Times wrote up on article about how GOOP was basically a bunch of pretentious fish caca. At some event last night, Fishy defended her GOOP again to People, "I think the people who are criticizing it or criticizing the idea of it, don't really get it, because if they did, they would like it. There's nothing incendiary about it. I find it really interesting because it's a harmless newsletter that goes out each week."
I GET IT, BITCH! Now get this: FUCK OFF. Seriously, the people who do actually get it are probably the ones who can't stand that mess. I get it loud and clear. If you don't buy $20,000 purses and eat organic tree bark, then you're not worthy. This is what is so effed up about this ho. She can't understand that people just don't like something she does. I just want to smack her in her smug face with CHERYL BURKE'S mop head!
Look at Fishy's face. Don't you just want to smoosh it up into little balls, throw those balls into a deep fryer, pour some tartar sauce all over that shit and then chuck them at seagulls flying by?! And her words even make me want to do more horrible things. Every time I read something she says, the Chris Brown in me rises up and I have to go beat one of my dildos (and not in a sexay way).
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This chick is so f-ing AVERAGE in every way. Looks, talent, brains, personality. Without her parents influence and her (inherited) money, she would be lucky to have Valerie Bertinell's career. What she doesn't get is that she doesn't deserve any of the acclaim or "super fortunate" shit that she has. Its all a lucky accident of birth. She fancies herself a "revolutionary" in her political views. Honey, what would be revoluntionary is if you saved the 30,000 a year you spend on lipstick and donated it to a shelter.
hey fishsticks
sunshine is shining up my ass and thats FREE
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The war isn't working.
Her purse collection could bail out the mortgage crisis in this country
xoxox
The war isn't working.
If she is so happy why is she always trying to get "cleansed" of evil toxins...she has a straight up eating disorder kids. A Park Avenue psychiatrist payday!
xoxox
The war isn't working.
I can see her in a back bend on her yoga mat bossing the florist around the mansion and blackberrying her 10 assts to make appts in 3 different cities for the week. Draining dead daddy's trust.Ugh
xoxox
The war isn't working.
I want to smack the shit out of her...spoiled rich brat. Id like to see her just do one of our days..just one dlisted slut day. Then write about finding her happy life...go fuck yourself Fishsticks
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The war isn't working.
What really bothers me about her stupid "newsletter" is that she is a HORRIBLE writer, and all her thoughts are completely trite, bland, and basically meaningless:
"I love being a mother who has to overcome my bad qualities to be a good mother. I love being in spaces that are clean and feel nice."
What?? What does that first sentence even mean? She loves being a mother who has to overcome her bad qualities? That is a really strange way of phrasing her thought. And she loves being in spaces that are "clean and feel nice"? That has to win a prize for the most vapid phrase EVER. "Nice" is one of the most boring words, and should never, ever be used to describe something. She's been in "clean, nice" spaces for so long that her brain cells have withered up and died and she can't even come up with better descriptive phrases.
Oh, and good for you Gwynyth, that you have the fucking privilege to always be in spaces that are clean and nice, isn't that fucking wonderful for you.
She writes this, about GOOP haters:
"They do not understand why they do not have a happy life. That kind of stuff is just noise to me. I just feel sorry for them."
That shows how completely out of touch she is. She thinks people don't like GOOP because they are negative, and she feels sorry for us. She has no idea that the reason there is a GOOPy backlash is that her complete obliviousness to the world around her is nauseating, and her ideas are boring at best, insulting at worst -- insulting because the majority of people out there are struggling to make ends meet, and they probably don't have the time or money to sit around enjoying "nice" spaces or wondering what hotel to stay at in Paris.
I just spent half an hour googling articles about GOOP and reading this shit, and I literally feel sick. It's one thing to be rich and never have to know what it's like to struggle with shitty jobs and worry about paying bills. Fine, she's rich. But it's just mind-boggling that she is so unaware of how 99% of of the world lives, that she thinks the reason people don't like GOOP is that they are negative.
"There's nothing incendiary about it. I find it really interesting because it's a harmless newsletter that goes out each week."
She finds WHAT interesting? That people hate GOOP? Learn to write, Gooper. There's nothing incendiary about her stupid fucking luxury product recommendations, but there is something incendiary about someone so rich and insulated from reality that she thinks anyone wants to know where she got her stupid $700 boots or where to eat in London, and she can't see how INSULTING it is to broadcast to the world how cushy her life is, without having any clue why some people might feel a bit angry reading her GOOPY nonsense about liking "clean, nice spaces." UGH.
And I can't get over what an AWFUL writer she is. I think inside her head is just a pile of 800 thread count sheets, some globs of expensive beauty products, and fillet mignon, all mixed together with sunshine and fake happiness. GOOP, indeed. I'm going to go vomit now.
And of course, like many others have said, she doesn't seem to understand that most of the reason she is able to live so well comes from her wealth and privilege and NOT because she's an expert at living that we should take advice from. That's the stinger right there.
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Guess why I am laughing?
oh and unless they are going to marry ultra rich men,real society belles finish college
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I am with the person who said they don't like this family(the knowles). They are the type that think they are high class just because they have money. there's lots of rich people with no class out there (Ex: paris hilton) and lots of
Besides the fact that I read some of that "harmless" newsletter. It's so sad. People who pay attention to it might as well just join the Co$ and have it for real.
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she's a fake society belle. real society girls do not marry rockstars and they do not use foul language. they make screw rockstars yes, but marry them? no. she's a fake.
the thing so strange is blythe danner is a very nice woman.
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I am with the person who said they don't like this family(the knowles). They are the type that think they are high class just because they have money. there's lots of rich people with no class out there (Ex: paris hilton) and lots of
I GET IT, BITCH! Now get this: FUCK OFF. Seriously, the people who do actually get it are probably the ones who can't stand that mess. I get it loud and clear. If you don't buy $20,000 purses and eat organic tree bark, then you're not worthy.
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You took the words right off my fingers, hunny.
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
What I found grating about her "newsletter" was that it seemed to be nothing more than a presentation of various stuff that had been packaged up and sold to her. She, in turn, was re-packaging it and selling it to her readers.
Essays? Nope.
Poetry? Hah.
Personal narratives? Not quite.
Vivid descriptions of her own ideas and impressions of random aspects of modern life? Nuh-uh.
Funny stories that reveal strengths or vulnerabilities with which her readers could relate and enjoy? Again, no.
Instead, it's like the "where to buy it" section at the back of a fashion magazine. Like her lil' fashion spread a while back, which could have been entertaining or informative if she'd been able to articulate HOW the pieces of her wardrobe worked together and WHY she liked them. But what came across was a condescending show-and-tell of over-priced merch. She's a professional consumer hung up on validation and redemption by the goods and services of others.
What a crashing, fishy bore.
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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
nice veneers do not = good bone structure
Meh, don't let the Heidi smile fool ya, it's a cover for the fact that SHE GOOPED HER PANTS...It's all that fiber she eats and all those colonic hoses shoved up her Goop shoot, it's bound to make her go liquid goop times in her panties....but don't worry you can take Gwynnie's goopy organic cotton chonies and use it to fertilize your organic vegetable garden (if you don't have one, it's cuz u r a looser. I read that on Goop)
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She's pissed 'cause she aint beautiful. Run into these people all of the time at work. One was so bad she had to go to the mental insitution for 2 weeks.
This is what happens to the better looking family member, from an unattractive family.
Reality KILLS!
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 9:32pm.
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But really, what can you expect? She's full of GOOP!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I don't have any probs with her wanting to talk about organic foods or detoxing and the like. Living healthy is a good idea, there's no question about that. If she would leave it at that, it would be totally acceptable to me.
It's the shopping and traveling stuff that I find offensive. If she wants to contain this type of advice to people in her own circle (who have the means to live that way) then fine. But if she honestly expects this stuff to be appropriate for ANYONE, well, that's where I get prickly.
And of course, like many others have said, she doesn't seem to understand that most of the reason she is able to live so well comes from her wealth and privilege and NOT because she's an expert at living that we should take advice from. That's the stinger right there.
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Anger, hatred and bitterness are the three things my doctor told me I was full of after getting my blood test results. -MK
LMAO AND SNORTLING @ Tiger
Wow...I'm just verklempt about GOOP.
LMAO @ GOOP shoot.
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 8:21pm.
@ Tiger
Andddddd she's smiling. Wonder what we owe that too? Maybe she got GOOPED or something.
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Meh, don't let the Heidi smile fool ya, it's a cover for the fact that SHE GOOPED HER PANTS...It's all that fiber she eats and all those colonic hoses shoved up her Goop shoot, it's bound to make her go liquid goop times in her panties....but don't worry you can take Gwynnie's goopy organic cotton chonies and use it to fertilize your organic vegetable garden (if you don't have one, it's cuz u r a looser. I read that on Goop)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by kanderso on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 2:50pm.
My problem with this idiot is that she tries to pass off rampant consumerism and self-obsession as something deep and meaningful. Gwen, hon, you are on a continual quest to look pretty and buy fancy things. That's what we call a shallow lifestyle, and everyone is capable of leading it with the help of a little cash flow. You don't need a how-to manual to figure out how to go shopping.
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@ Tiger
Andddddd she's smiling. Wonder what we owe that too? Maybe she got GOOPED or something.
I remember her comment about 9/11 and how the British didn't sob and create memorials when they had a terror attack.
No, but they stopped functioning and turned into a wailing weeping pile of goop when Princess Diana died.
You guys are too mean to her. Even though she didn't deserve her Oscar. The newsletters are just a nice thing she wants to do
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 7:34pm.
From the nose down she looks like Heidi Klum but I like Heidi with her cute little personality and lilting voice.
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Yep she's definitely had the Heidi Klume makeover...It looks good on her, but she's no Heidi Klum, towards whom I'm more or less neutral, but I think she's way PUUUUUURTY!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
From the nose down she looks like Heidi Klum but I like Heidi with her cute little personality and lilting voice.
PS - you might want to switch to Sanka ;)
Cute, and thanks Hon.
You hit the nail cause I got an espresso/capp machine for x-mas and I need to calm it down (written while cleaning the walls).
Thanks for write back. Means much to me.
Now back to bashing Gwynstie, whom I love/hate.
@ Bangoskank --
Whoa - we wrote basically the same thing at the same time. >creepy<
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Anger, hatred and bitterness are the three things my doctor told me I was full of after getting my blood test results. -MK
@ Sick Kitten --
Sure, just be cool man! We all get disgusted with these celebrities and their entitled lives and annoying opinions...but don't let your ire fly off and hit the people around you. DListed is a troll-free place where people play nice and that is much of what I love about it.
PS - you might want to switch to Sanka ;)
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Anger, hatred and bitterness are the three things my doctor told me I was full of after getting my blood test results. -MK
"look, Hon, didn't want to piss you off. Didn't mean to or realize. I'm sorry, okay? Are we good now? Again, sorry."
Yeah. We're fine.
I went back and erased me rant before you even began with the apologies....that's what the blank post was, me removing my outburst. It was a bad day, and I may have been spoiling for a fight.
I don't look at these other posters as my friends, family, supporters, or defenders... But they are my people. We all snark on these celebs, and the give us a big enough target, we don't need to go after each other.
@ Hekki
We have more 'Industrial Nation' cancers because of all the toxins (i.e. overly processed garbage out of boxes and bags, and not enough from the plant world variety) Other cultures have different types of cancer they are predisposed to because of other factors.
I was vegetarian until my first pregnancy. I craved beef and donuts (DUNKIN DONUTS with maple icing and walnuts). Then all hell broke loose!
Never have I craved a juicy apple..EVER..
Got fries? (preferably with honey mustard dressing)
After what I read about soy and how it is being used as an estrogen replacement in menopausal women, I STOPPED letting my two young boys eat or drink soy.
Not good.
Submitted by Gabriela: "She talks a lot about cleansing and detoxing. I guess she doesn't understand what our kidneys and liver are for. Apparently she hasn't read the new reports about how we are eating too much soy either."
As usual, I agree with you. Same goes for high colonics and the like. Totally unneccesary for most people. The ones who really need the detoxing would never consider it and the ones who get off on it do NOT need it.
And the Western media is totally mistaken (as per usual) about soy. I believe that Eastern cultures DON'T eat that much of it and it's fermented a lot of the time. The only soy you should eat is fermented soy (miso and tempeh and that other stuff I forget the name of). Tofu is not that great for you. Also, if you eat soy, make sure it's organic, or you're eating a bunch of GMO shit.
Bottom line: I don't feel threatened by other womens' beauty. I APPRECIATE IT. I don't have to like Gwinny or agree with her fucked ideas to be able to admit that she is an attractive woman. This is called being a secure adult, whereas you have been all over this thread ranting like a lunatic and insulting people, proving that you are not.
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Thank you for responding. I've always like you since you've showed up here.
All I'm saying is that yes, you are attractive and probably moreso than Gwyneth without nose jobs and such. I'll go there with Jennifer Aniston, too.
Gwyneth annoys me. I love/hate her.
It's annoying that someone is so less than most of us that touts herself to be more than us.
I'm sorry if I came off a little too crazy. I don't wanna piss you off too.
I love DListers and learn so much from this site and I laugh. When I need a laugh, I go to MK of DListed and you minions.
Again. I'm sorry. We cool now, guys?
Submitted by luscious_t on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 2:48pm.
Aww damnit you snagged that avvie pic before I could LOL :P
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@ Sick Kitten --
That's uh, nice of you to say and all, but the phrase "Only an ugly person would consider Fishticks pretty" sure sounds like and insult to me.
You know what? I AM a very attractive gal. And I am confident and secure enough with myself to be able to call other women pretty. I don't go around trying to one-up them or prove that I am HOTTER (like you did when you said "Wait til you get a load of me and some of the other posters on this site") I'm not so much pissed off, Sick Kitten, as I am disturbed by your thinking.
Bottom line: I don't feel threatened by other womens' beauty. I APPRECIATE IT. I don't have to like Gwinny or agree with her fucked ideas to be able to admit that she is an attractive woman. This is called being a secure adult, whereas you have been all over this thread ranting like a lunatic and insulting people, proving that you are not.
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Anger, hatred and bitterness are the three things my doctor told me I was full of after getting my blood test results. -MK
Submitted by BangoSkank on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:43pm.
look, Hon, didn't want to piss you off. Didn't mean to or realize. I'm sorry, okay? Are we good now? Again, sorry.
Good call Gabriela:
Soy is not recommended (and according to those in the know, that I know) is considered dangerous for people who have a history of estrogen based cancers (i.e. breast, cervical).
People don't realize exactly what you said about the liver and kidneys is true.
A good drink (though bitter in taste) is fresh lemon squeezed in warm water (is good for the gallbladder). Drink with a straw because the acid from the lemon is hard on the tooth enamel.
Bango, we cool now?
Personally, I think the cunt (that's you, bitch) doth protest too much. Everyone else is homely, but I'm sure you're belle of the mother-fuckin' ball, right?
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Yup, I is and put myself out there always. Love your handle, that's some BENJAMIN BUTTONS SHIT, right there!
Not attacking you. Relax.
But man, Sparky has got to calm down with the Gwyneth praise. Gonna piss off the mighty MK.
OMG, prices have skyrocketed and my vodka and wine cost more. Ouch!
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 4:53pm.
You are one of my favs who posts here, I don't wanna piss you off.
I'm going after Gwyneth, not you. Okay?
Just seeing that pic actually made my blood boil HA!
Raging, roiding thundercunt.
Sank you. Sank you berry muz.
I find it that unbeliveable someone is so sheltered from the reality of the economic collapse around her that she can not understand why some people have problems with her promotion of "the finer things".
I also find it ridiculous that she actually follows *any* of her website advice. I'm sure dinner at the Martin household is defrosted Tofurkey washed down with Crystal Light every f'in day because she is too busy self-aggrandizing.
Man, Blythe Danner must have been *horrible* in a past life to be saddled this with for spawn in the present.
She talks a lot about cleansing and detoxing. I guess she doesn't understand what our kidneys and liver are for. Apparently she hasn't read the new reports about how we are eating too much soy either.
"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
- Susan B. Anthony
She's married to that weasel Chris Martin, there is a God after all.
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Sick Kitten, I am not uneducated either. I'm not crazy about what Gwyneth stands for, but people are not ugly and/or stupid for thinking Gwyneth is pretty. That is a pretty dumb assumption, IMO.
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Sit down, take a look at yourself
Don't you want to be somebody?
Someday somebody's gonna see inside
You have to face up, you can't run and hide....
-Little River Band "Lonesome Loser"
"I'm probably less square than people think. I never get drunk to the point of throwing up."
Way to make a point Gwenyth! yay !
I would totally make her into little balls but i wouldn't eat them, ews.
& If i made a blog with pictures of myself telling people how they could dress like me i'd think i was a narcissistic cunt too.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 3:14pm.
cd..
cd fishstick
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hahahahaha. Well done.