Thursday, February 26th 2009
Shiloh's Review Of The Little Mermaid
The holy family left The Little Mermaid on Broadway last night and this is what Shiloh thought of that roller skating shit. If I was anywhere near there, I would've grabbed that holy moco out of her finger and put it on eBay. There's a Brangaloonie out there that would sell their children's organs in order to buy that shit. They would melt it down and inject it into their veins so they can tell people they share the same DNA with the most beautifulwonderfulgloriousangelic family in all the universe.
And why does Brad Pitt look like he's fighting a bad case of the runs? Maybe he got caught a glimpse of his own reflection in a window and looking at his tired BENJAMIN BUTTON'S face gave him instant diarrhea.
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Maybe Shiloh's not reviewing the play. Boy this thing didn't last long huh...Chapter I Image, Manipulation and Deception, Chapter II Insanity and Battery, and finally... Chapter III Custody and Fake Remorse. What a trilogy.
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Oopsie! SOMEBODY drank a little too much Hateraide tonight!
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OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
ANGELINA FANS ARE SO PATHETHIC HONESTLY DO YOU THINK PEOPLE TAKE THE LIES AND THE CRAP YOU SAY SERIOUS? BUT THEN AGAIN WHY SHOULD i EXPECT ANYTHING DIFFERENT FROM A MUCH OF FREAKS WHO IDOILIZE A AN IMMORAL LESBIAN WH*RE, AND UNLIKE THAT OUTCAST JOLIE, JEN IS ACTUALLY LOVED AND HAVE FIRENDS IN HOLLYWOOD, BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR IDIOL WHO SO CALLED CARE FOR PEACE AND AND GO OVER SEAS TO TALK TO THE SOLDERS BUT TURN AROUND AND DOESN'T TALK TO HER OWN FATHER, DO NOTHING BUT BLOODY MOVIES AND ADMIT SHE LOVE GUNS, HA WHAT A JOKE I PITY YOU FOOLS, YOUR FAKE HYPOCRITES LIKE THAT WH8RE YOU WORSHIP.
Submitted by lizzieb on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 7:58am.
I agree. However, this might be another lousy attempt to prove to the world how cool of a mother she is. Only cool moms let their kids pick their own clothes and give their 7?year olds lesson on knives. Keep it up, Holie. I have a feeling your kids will end up even more messed up than you are.
OMG do you see it? In the second thumbnail it's a halo behind Shiloh's little nose picking head!
In thumbnail three I thought Bradders had another kid on the other side of poor Pax but on closer inspection it turned out to be a bin.
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It's easy to distract fat people. In fact, it's a piece of cake.
she's picking her nose!
that's cute!
Brange, get a clue. If you are going to parade the oldest kids for a totally unstaged, not planned, oh-I wish-they-would-leave-us-alone photo op, for god’s sake make them look presentable first. You are multi millionaires and your kids look like their clothes come from the pound shop. Pack it in, you are getting on my last nerve.
God that Lilo looks like her granddad. Run for you life little one- you’ve already been up staged by the Clomid twins and the Ethnic Bunch. Looking like her Dad means you are up for issues galore. Run, run!!
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It's easy to distract fat people. In fact, it's a piece of cake.
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 2:15pm.
I pick the skin off my fingers. My boyfriends tapes them up and forces me to hold his hand all the time. Yeah, I have issues. And ugly raw fingers.
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Stoney, I knew we were soulmates! I do the same thing; my husband gets SO pissed!
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More "unstaged" pics from the Brangelina publicity machine. You'd think those two have the money and resources to attend an event anonymously. IF they really wanted to, that is. I'm sure Angelina calls the paps personally.
To Brad looking so drab --
He is 4-freakin'-5
But, she did the same thing to BillyBob
Dried him of the few remining ounces of his manlihood lubrications and libations
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Oh,my god, what a big family! The little looks like Pitt!
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Submitted by vivienne on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 8:54pm.
Submitted by No Words on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 3:11pm.
That New York Post article is hilarious. Brangelina would do well to read it and pay attention. Biting the hand that feeds them, indeed.
My guess is they have. Hint: The photo-ops. I have noticed that whenever they start to get a little bad press, they pull these little stunts.
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Bingo!
I love the way Brad goes out of his way to look annoyed with the paparazzi.
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OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
Well the phony shit goes hand in hand with the $15 million paycheck!! Bitch needs to get off her high horse and deal with Hollywood. She wants to play the "get rich" game for her crappy acting but then comes off as a condescending asshole to the rest of the industry. So tired of her pretentious attitude. Atleast when she was carrying the vial of blood, dressing like a tramp, sucking off old men (BB) on the red carpet and making out with her brother ...she actually seemed real. A real nut. But real nonetheless.
Love their little family, so cute. Shiloh is adorable!!!! As far as their "behavior" at the Oscars.. it's because they probably hate that phony shit. I laughed so hard when they snubbed Seacrest, that was soooo funny!
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Anelina is "actress" she can act her way through those interviews and lame questions. Acting like she is above everyone else makes her even LESS likable as a person.
Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 4:49pm.
That little girl has a Posh piggy nose.
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Nah, she just has her mother's original nose...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Guys, I missed the Tim Gunn interview with Jolie. Someone said she was an asshole to him too. What did she say that was offensive? Apparently this guy kisses her ass at every turn. She probably doesn't even know who he is! Someone give me a recap please.
Submitted by No Words on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 3:11pm.
That New York Post article is hilarious. Brangelina would do well to read it and pay attention. Biting the hand that feeds them, indeed.
My guess is they have. Hint: The photo-ops. I have noticed that whenever they start to get a little bad press, they pull these little stunts. That article was right on. 'Mr. and Mrs. Ordinary' and 'Noses higher than the Hollywood sign.' Priceless. Although, they were wrong about one thing. Brad hasn't become ordinary...he was always ordinary. And, I really don't get people calling these kids gorgeous--especially Shiloh. They look like any other cute and adorable child. Nothing extraordinary about any of them.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
kids look clean for a change *thumbs up*
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I freaking LOVE that picture. Pick a goodun Shi!!
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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
About that NYPost article - OMG! Love it. Brangeloonies are chanting "jealous jealous jealous" in unison as we speak.
Of course their relationship is in the tubes! First Octomom and now being called Mr. and Mrs. Ordinary? Angie is pulling out all her little ass hairs right now!
Shiloh prolly pulled out a huge moko and said 'Lookuh I got!'
My daughter used to put boogers on the wall. When I asked her why she did that she looked at me like I was stoopit and said 'Um..cuz they stuck therrrrrrre'. She was three.
Love how Jolie bundles her shit up but Mad and Zahara brave the cold with just a shirt on!! Yeah yeah yeah .... I know their just walking to the car. Whatever. Loser parents.
He's just got the look of surprise because Jolie didn't clue him in on the fact that she called the papz and put them on the night shift! She's shady like that.
A nice family photo op should deflect from what shitty actors they are and how they both lost at the Oscars! Time to make it look like it's all about the kids.
Shiloh looks like Grandpa Voight.
Maddox is so over this shit, lol. But I think all the kiddies are cute in their own way.
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I just love their body lang. You can see the happiness from a mile away LOL! MK Stu-pitt look like shit because you can't force love. Just because you trap a man with an "insta-family" as some like to call it, does not mean he will love you.
I'm sure when he saw the beautiful woman he married all loved up in John Mayers arms at the Oscars, he realized what a dumbass he is. I am soooo over these 2 fucktards they are a walking time bomb.
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I don't think this kid is that cute either
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Shiloh looks like her dad right now to us, but if you look at Angie as a kid they actually look more alike.
She's a cute little booger.
Maybe she thinks it's canned icing.
My son used to eat his boogers when he was a yoot. The thought alone makes me gag and heave.
Dambn, she looks so much like her Dad!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 2:36pm.
Shiloh is fucking ADORABLE.
who cares if Zahara is still sucking her thumb? Some of you guys will find anything to pick on, just because this is the Brangelina Bunch.
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LA/HA, I expel your evil spirit from the body and mind of PSL, NOW!!! Nah, just kidding - I think those rugrats are cute too ;)
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That little girl has a Posh piggy nose.
I just don't see why people think she's so cute. She looks just like every other non-ugly baby.
Pick a winner Shiloh!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I just don't think that kid is cute. She looks exactly like a blend of Brad Pitt and Jon Voight which is not a pretty combo to me.
Thanks for the link, Salem...that article is spot-on! These two have always been shit actors in my mind, Jolie especially is sooo overrated (couldn't BELIEVE she got that oscar nom)and Brad has always pretty much clung to the pretty boy thing for dear life. And well, the young and hot stage is over for him (not saying i wouldn't tap it!)
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That kid is one adorable baby. Not like the poor Willis/Moore kids
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That nypost article is funny but its not accurate, she's still batshit crazy but she's just hiding it MUCH better. I believe the drab gowns are due to the fact that she has depression and there may even have been a suicide attempt back in December. Methinks the strain may be getting to this non-couple so they decided to get the big guns out. Yes I mean you Maddox, Pax, Sholih and Zahara. And to top it all off and make sure the world thinks everything is a-okay lets trot out those clomid twins again sometime (provided of course they can lay their hands on them wherever they're hiding round the house). Don't you wish you could live in such a happy household?
No Words
LOL! I love Patrick Stewart too, but he could have done a little more to defend me from that crazy bitch last night!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Salem, that article was freakin hysterical. Thanks for posting the link. Noses held higher than the Hollywood sign, indeed!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 3:56pm.
Hey, I was just defending myself! LOL!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 3:52pm.
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Captain Picard! I love Patrick Stewart! Best part of that dream, Deb.
Now, I have had many dreams about Brad Pitt...usually the Brad of years ago. He always is hot for me, and AJ is nowhere in sight.
Yes, senility is a blessing.
And OT: I have heard that the only reason Brangie were nominiated was for ratings! Blech.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 3:52pm.
Submitted by No Words on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 3
You slashed her!!! with a knife?? I love you you are my hero, even if it was on a dream.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by gyeah on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 3:20pm.
Yeah, he has his good points.
Submitted by No Words on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 3:36pm.
And what kills me, is that everyone KNEW neither of them would win! Why so high and mighty?
I have to share! Last night I had a Chantix-inspired crazy dream about Angelina and I having a knife fight over PATRICK STEWART, (Captain Fucking Picard!)! He was supposedly her husband, but she was just getting back from a trip away with her boyfriend, (not Brad), when I met her at her house. She pulls out a really sharp knife and started slashing at me! I got a knife which I stabbed her a couple times with.
Then we stop fighting, and Patrick drives us to the emergency room. We decide not to stay there because of the bad publicity and hassle. We decide to get a drink instead! I woke up at the bar.
Like I said, Chantix is some psychodelic shit!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Poor little girl isn't even given a private moment to pick her own nose.
I hope those kids don't grow up to be troubled, but their parents and lifestyle are leading in that direction.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 3:31pm.
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I saw Brangie on the red carpet and it made me sick how self-absorbed and self-entitled they were. I think all the snobbery comes from her...Brad just seems like a dumb bunny that does her bidding.
The NYP just said "the Emperor has NO clothes."
Submitted by No Words on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 3:11pm.
That New York Post article is hilarious. Brangelina would do well to read it and pay attention. Biting the hand that feeds them, indeed.
That article was vicious! I agree to a certain point. What kind of actors are Brad and Angie if they can't even act like they're enjoying listening to and answering stupid questions posed by Seacrest or any of the red carpet squad?
I'll bet dollars to donuts, that's her thing, not his. (Bye the way, Shiloh is gorgeous!).
I disagree on the green, (hello-emerald!), earrings and ring. They were perfect with that gown and her hair.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by KD on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 3:27pm.
oohh.. i got that bitter stuff for my pup too. he was eating the walls!
worked well for him.
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