Thursday, February 26th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Dollhouse Dude
Please step inside Dollhouse Dude's elegant boudoir in his luxurious abode right on Hollywood Boulevard. DD got extra fancy just for you. He wore one of Phyllis Diller's old merkins and Mrs. Roper's weekend ho dress for this extra special occasion.
Please don't ask me if Dollhouse Dude is homeless. I mean, his name is DollHOUSE Dude. He has a house. It's just on his head. But seriously, this is just him camping out during all the Oscar madness. Pucker up and give him a kiss.
Wenn
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Candy, I so didn't need that visual, lol.
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
Russell could give two shits about those girls. If his gay ass happens to get it up for the vagina again, or if some sperm slips from the anus to the pussy (Heidi) and he has more children, he will do exactly the same. This is why Pig Chin got sole custody. He showed no interest. He's a paycheck daddy and we're gonna have to suffer the consequences when they're let loose.
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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Submitted by Candy on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:48pm.
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Having this chick as a mother? Oh yeah, they're definitely gonna turn out Hilton-esque. Poor girls. Russell should've fought harder to at least have 50/50 custody. And why is he being monitored? I thought they only monitored crazies and child touchers...
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
Submitted by QueenCharisma on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:27pm.
Submitted by Candy on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:25pm.
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DAMN!!! I'm so impressed (and sickened) by Kimora's gold digging skills. She fucked him over royally.
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I have to agree with you there but I still don't like her personality and I sure as hell hope they stay in New York or L.A. for the rest of their lives. No need to let those two loose once they come of age. The Hiltons come to mind when I think of those two lil girls. I'm shivering and I'm not cold. It's the evil I'm thinking about.
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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Ugh, hiya schlutts. I am feeling like such a fucking fat fuck today. :(
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Submitted by Candy on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 11:25pm.
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DAMN!!! I'm so impressed (and sickened) by Kimora's gold digging skills. She fucked him over royally.
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
These little fuckers are going to be worse than their pig chinned mama
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20261932,00.html
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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@ Deb---
I left you a gift under the Caption This. Tell me what you think.
(PS. I made my own self giggle like a fiend...)
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You don't want whores sniffing at your goods.--MK
@Clarisse
Do you plan on seeing "Public Enemies" when it opens in July?
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Burt Reynolds is Dollhouse Dude?...where's Loni?
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the end...
Momus!
BINGO!
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"....my son is 5 and one day came out of the bathroom with just a t shirt on and a wad of TP in his buttcrack. He was jumping around saying "LOOK IMA BUNNY!!"" ~complication
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 9:26pm.
Ahhh. Dennis Rodman without the talent or panache.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 8:38pm.
ihearthaters, there's actual a poster who claims that her lover chokes her because he loves her. delusional city but whatevers.
---------------------PH- She has been banned. She has come back under two other names, but she has been banned every time.
DebfrmHell,
Found ya! I'll be right over dere! *thanks!*
Momus,
Sorry. I had an outburst. (NBA rant coming) Ron Artest is an ego with feet that plays for the Houston Rockets. He just said that Lebron James was "Ron Artest improved." LBJ has more talent in his toe-nail than Artest has in his whole worthless lob.
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"....my son is 5 and one day came out of the bathroom with just a t shirt on and a wad of TP in his buttcrack. He was jumping around saying "LOOK IMA BUNNY!!"" ~complication
@Clarisse,
You are one of my friends on MS! LOL! Ask away...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
One month chip........................02/17/08
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 9:11pm.
Oh, and because this is an open post...
Who the FUCK does Ron Artest think he is???? Fuck head.
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Who?
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Oh, and because this is an open post...
Who the FUCK does Ron Artest think he is???? Fuck head.
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"....my son is 5 and one day came out of the bathroom with just a t shirt on and a wad of TP in his buttcrack. He was jumping around saying "LOOK IMA BUNNY!!"" ~complication
Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 9:08pm.
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Ok, 'cause I was so disappointed in his last couple of movies. I thought they were gonna be laughs aplenty, but alas, they were melodramas. And I don't do melodramas.
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
DebfrmHell,
Bunny, are you on my Myspace? Is your avie the same there? I had some questions for you...If'n ya don't mind...
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"....my son is 5 and one day came out of the bathroom with just a t shirt on and a wad of TP in his buttcrack. He was jumping around saying "LOOK IMA BUNNY!!"" ~complication
no prob QC! you will see what I mean once you see it, but you will still have laughs, I promise.
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you would have to get better to be crazy....
G'night Zap. That cake site has a ton of recipes, way more than just cake! Thanks for sharing:)
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 8:39pm.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 8:37pm.
Do think that Algonquin and "." are the same person?
Too soon to tell from one post, but my troll-dar is ON!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
@ iHeart
It is good. When my son was in 4th grade they did a Midwest Report and he and another kid did 'Menus from the Midwest'. That was one of the recipes we found and all the kids loved loved loved it.
Good night all! Have fun!
Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 8:47pm.
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Ok, then I'll wait to Netflix it. Thanks for the heads up! :)
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
I'm eyeballing that cake recipe, choc chip gooey sounds GOOOOOOOD:)
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
QC it is funny but it is not his best. Not even really close. To be honest, I probably could have waited to see it at the $2 movie and been happy. Madea is always hilarious though!
$7 matinee price is totally ridic.
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you would have to get better to be crazy....
Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 8:41pm.
alonquin who's that?
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Someone in the Chris Brown thread who sounds off like "." did.
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Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 8:38pm.
ihearthaters, there's actual a poster who claims that her lover chokes her because he loves her. delusional city but whatevers.
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Yeah I've read the cockroach girl's diatribes. Jesus that shit is tiring. I got two words: 1-steer 2-clear!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by jussayin on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 8:41pm.
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Was it actually funny, though? Because when I get some money, I was thinking of going to see it. But not if it's not funny and NOT if Madea isn't the star.
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 8:39pm.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 8:37pm.
Do think that Algonquin and "." are the same person?
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I do!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
so I saw the new Tyler Perry movie today and it's offical....
I'm turning into Madea!
but I'm not angry. I wouldn't trust me with a gun or no grits though...
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you would have to get better to be crazy....
alonquin who's that?
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by chefcammi on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 8:35pm.
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 7:45pm.
SPELLING: You're Doing It Wrong!
lol
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That's the story of my life!
*runs away embarrassed*
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 8:37pm.
Do think that Algonquin and "." are the same person?
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ihearthaters, there's actual a poster who claims that her lover chokes her because he loves her. delusional city but whatevers.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Regarding Algonquin last night. I could kick myself in the ass. I was upstairs in bed with wicked insomnia for hours. I should have been here.
Seriously, I see many of the same "tics" in wording and attitiude as punctuation mark. The only diff I noticed is that she didn't linger here.
She makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
hey i just read about some dark chocolate bacon cupcake recipe! it looked delicious!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 7:45pm.
SPELLING: You're Doing It Wrong!
lol
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
Seems to me that drama queens are everywhere. I was just talking to a friend and I swear every single thing she talked about was about drama between her and someone else. There seemed no end to her misery. But I think she actually enjoys it, especially when she criticizes someone that we both know who has a kid and works as a bartender. The friend felt that she was immature and should be running back home to take care of her daughter. Her daughter is around 13 years old, sure she should be around her more often but she's a working mom. I didn't say anything in response to her vitriol, it's not like she is much better. She got really drunk with a friend of hers who has a girlfriend and then complained about how he made out with her and now they can't be friends because he took advantage of her. It was just a weird double standard conversation that I just felt totally uncomfortable in having. It was rife with drama.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
LOL @ Momus
Well...that reminds me of a bedtime story (sorry folks but it was bound to happum sooner or later)
Once upon a time my father-in-law told me that 'mom' hates garlic and parmesan cheese. Well, being of Italian decent, everything I make has it in it. So naturally, I put it in everything that they ate when they (used to) came to my house.
I would suggest to only add those things that can cause hives and not anaphylaxis.
Just sayin.
Will the gooey butter cake put obnoxious in-laws into a coma? Please, say yes.
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I am going to get some dinner. I may ck in later. Nite Zappy if I don't come back! ((hugs))
@ Evil
Some people don't know how to get attention unless it's through drama (sadness, illness, etc.) Thing is it can suck you in and choke you. Online you can just click off or ignore someone in real life...RUNNNNNNNN RUN FOREST RUNNNNNNNN.
I have In-laws like that. Everytime I let my guard down they suck me in like a friggen Hoover.
Online should be fun. Sure everyone vents and stuff but the funny stuff is important too.
In the WORST CASE SCENERIOS, it could be worse...we could be Brangieloonies posting on JJ!
**Gags self**
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
One month chip........................02/17/08
It is good and it's easy and you can make it any flavor you want really. Very sweet though.
Zappy is right, everyone has drama. I've got relatives that are damn drama queens, you wouldn't believe the shit I put up with.
I had no idea about dot and posting all those things, I guess I just stay out of it pretty well.
I post on a forum and I swear to God its the worse forum online, the drama that goes on there is unbelievable. And its not moms yappying about family and kids, its business shit.
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Dick happens! - MK
I am going to have to try that Gooey butter cake recep. it looks yum!
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 7:59pm.
*gives devil a hug and some gooey butter cake but saves some icing for herself*
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Aww thank you Zappy, I needed that! Hugs and gooey butter cake, you can't beat that.
See why I lurves you guys!
*throws fairy dust and rainbows*
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 7:51pm.
You are right. People who are in imminent danger should not be on here telling us about it, they should be on the phone with the cops, running out the door to the cops or calling someone who has the capacity to help them.
I don't mind if someone talks about a past experience with domestic violence, but I cannot stand someone like appearently what Dot did, to talk about it and still be in the mess on a daily basis, if it even exists at all.
It is offensive to those of us who have really had those situations in our lives at one time or another.