Afternoon Crumbs
Somewhere in the world, a memaw is being blinded by the sun, because Aniston stole her window curtains! - Popsugar
RiRi's recovering in Mexico...in a bikini - Hollywood Tuna
The worst album ever might be coming to a 99 Cent store discount bin near you - Just Jared
Johnny Weir does it better than Lady CaCa - Towleroad
Marisa Miller looks better like this - Egotastic!
Chuck Bass' purple bow-tie is making my peen pucker - Lainey Gossip
Darlene Connor still brings the sexy (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Katy Perry's got sunshine faces on her shoulders - Hollywood Rag
Cate Blanchett signs on to the biggest flop of 2010 - ICYDK
Zac Efron is going to make a stunning bride - I'm Not Obsessed
Morgan Freeman's whore is going to sue him - Celebitchy
Brittany Snow is no Kelly Rutherford - Socialite Life
Dirty dildo alert - Cityrag
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I simply do not get the appeal of Marisa Miller...I love skinniness, but her body is much too scrawny looking or something is weird about it, while her implants are too big...Her face is overly freckled & very old looking for her age. Her features are so weird & small, tiny eyes, upturned nose, overly thin lips... I want to says she looks faerie-ish or something like that in the face, but not in a good way.
@ Mick
It's because his bag nose is so large, it's pulling his lip up prolly.
Submitted by Mick on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 4:18am.
Why the fuck does every fucking picture I see of Owen Wilson look
like he's saying: "CHEEEEESE"??
He's an ugly git. Nose like a dick and hair like an aging lesbian PE teacher. His whole face annoys me and him and that stupid Goldie-lite bitch together is annoying in the extreme.
Jennifer on the other hand looks nice. Glad she lost that Oscar plait (sp?), that was a huge mistake (nice dress however and lack of smug cunt face is always a bonus)
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It's easy to distract fat people. In fact, it's a piece of cake.
All we seem to say about Jen Aniston is that she looks good. It's starting to sound like Paula Abdul on American Idol when she can't think of anything to say or is it anything nice to say, so she says, "You're a very pretty girl..."
Why the fuck does every fucking picture I see of Owen Wilson look
like he's saying: "CHEEEEESE"??
It's annoying as hell! Close your mouth bitch, or else stop showing your teeth.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
I think Jen Aniston looks absolutely gorgeous! The outfit works for her. About the tights, I just got back from Tokyo and tights are HUGE over there. Anyway, I can't find a negative thing to say about her look and I like that she always has a pleasant look on her face.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
We're on "Team Against Media-Whoring Husband-Stealing Baby Collecting Tatted-up Freakshows." - Stoney, 12/2008
Jennifer's getup looks like it was cut from the same cloth as my grandma's apron.
Aside from that, love her shoes and she looks good.
Hope she can find her true love,
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God bless me to find my Mr right on " wealthyclub.net " lol
screw the smiles I want to see the scars ;p
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
is
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1125351/
aniston is looking great these days whereas pitt has a face like my grandad's old slip slops
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 6:41pm.
Look at BloHan's cleavage. Bitch needs a major uplift
Yes! She's got a hole in her chest. Hahaha.
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Ok,stop puffing the magic dragon.
I love Jennifer Aniston's shoes. And her hair. And I think her skin looks great.
Oh shit, Blohan's teeth look horrible. She's got coke/meth teeth for sure. Gums receding making teeth look elongated and spaced out. She's done, cooked. She ain't coming back.
I can't quit you babe, so I guess I got to put you down for a while--Led Zeppelin
Look, his nose looks normal for once. Along with Aniston's face.
Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 5:05pm.
Submitted by UKer on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 4:52pm
Jen's a pothead too. So was Brad but he's probably stopped
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Yeah, now he's just a drunk.
Shit, I'd take a pot hangover over a booze hangover any day of the week. just sayin...
Not crazy about Jen's dress but she's rockin' those shoes! I'm just surprised to see her in a print.
Hey it could be worse, she could've paired this outfit with Jolie's Cracker Jack earrings from the Oscars!
Look at BloHan's cleavage. Bitch needs a major uplift.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
That douchebag hopping and spazzing with his breasts out in the parking lot is scary, yet sort of funny.
Jennifer Aniston looks pretty good there, even though she's wearing bathroom curtains and probably smells like Jean Nate. Her legs look great and love the shoes!
Marissa Miller is very cute but my favorite Fitness Model is Angela Marcello, Jennifer Nicole Lee and I forget the other one.
That's two, right?
http://angelamarcello.com/
http://search.live.com/results.aspx?mkt=en-us&q=jennifer+nicole+lee&FORM...
Owen needs a new nose to help him get over Hudson once she dumps him.
Submitted by Kp on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 5:36pm.
ITA. The katy perry thing is WORN OUT.
And as for Owen Wilson, the list of men who look like old lesbians is getting longer...
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You don't want whores sniffing at your goods.--MK
Kate Hudson can keep her cunt in her pants and will dump him again.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 5:34pm.
Run away, Jen, from Kate Hudson's crabs' host.
hahahahaha!
I really wish this Katy Perry fad would go away for a long time. What a cunt.
Sank you. Sank you berry muz.
Run away, Jen, from Kate Hudson's crabs' host.
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You don't want whores sniffing at your goods.--MK
:( byebye zac. we were so meant to be :] haha
Who knew Aniston had such killer legs?
Anyway, the heck with all of these people. I just found out that Wendy Richard (Ms. Brahms from "Are You Being Served") died today. :(
Submitted by UKer on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 4:52pm
Jen's a pothead too. So was Brad but he's probably stopped.
Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 4:40pm.
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no wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Owen is a druggie, she doesn't someone like that in her life. she's happy with John for now, even if it doesn't work out, they make a very cute couple.
Why did Jen and Owen never hook up? I think they'd be so cute together. She'd probably be better for him than that skeezer Kate Hudson. I used to like Kate Hudson but something happened. Anyway Jen looks fab.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 3:57pm.
what about I kill her, for those shoes and we are all happy?
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
I'm beginning to really hate Katy Perry and her awful costumes!
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"Dude, quit harshing my mellow!"
Has anyone on our Green Earth seen Jen's latest movie?
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It's made 70 million since it's early Feb. release.
Oh my resent visit to a local dollar store in the cd section there where multiple copies of A Lohan Christmas, so Lids won't be lonely in the bid she'll have her sister
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 3:33pm.
I'd kill for those shoes
Blohan is a lost cause.
I dont care for the rest
I love the shoes too, but not with that outfit.
Blohan is really perfecting the strung-out starlet look. She's getting junkie-teeth, (where you can see darker "lines" between each tooth).
Ditto!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 3:42pm.
You poor dear. I truly feel sorry for anyone who has to deal with clueless, egotistical, prima donnas and primo dons.
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Submitted by Snarkley on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 3:32pm.
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YES, it was number one so I'm guessing lots of people saw it.
Two number 1 movies in a row, let's see if stupitt and holie can do the same. no...didn't think so.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 3:32pm.
Agreed. She looked like a normal girl when she was w/ Wilmer.
& answer to the math q: In my experience, HELL YES! I wouldn't even limit it to celebs. The most difficult actors I ever worked with were the least talented & had the biggest sense of entitlement.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Jen looks gorgeous, always a smile on her face, always lovely to the press, unlike bitch face Holie.
I absolutely love her with Mayer, people can call him a douche if they want to, but his selfawareness is refreshing.
GO TEAM ANISTON!
maybe the tights are navy.
but i think the outfit is a mess. spring day dress, with dark tights =no
paired with fall evening shoes= no, no, no
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Brown shoes, black tights, and a floral print dress. That makes sense.
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The world will look up and shout "Save us". And I'll whisper "No".
WTF is that thing on his wrist? I'm sure he could find a gun somewhere.
I'd kill for those shoes
Blohan is a lost cause.
I dont care for the rest
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 3:26pm.
Momus: Am I crazy or when she & SamRo 1st got together, didn't she start looking healthier?
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Healthier but not exactly healthy. She started going downhill after her first breakup with Wilderama.
BTW: MATH QUESTION.
Is it true that a celebrity's outrageousness is inversely proportional to that celebrity's actual talent?
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My avatar is my 27-pound Maine Coon furkid named Mozart. Lying next to him is a standard-sized cat.
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Has anyone on our Green Earth seen Jen's latest movie? I wouldn't know.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/26/2009 - 3:26pm.
how do those shoes and that dress even go together? oh well, maniston knows better than I do...
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I think the shoes go with the dress, because there is brown in there, but they sure DONT go with them tights! Ug, I hate it when people wear brown and black like that. Or is that navy blue? Either way, I'm just not a big fan of tights.
I'm not crazy about Jen's dress either, but I think it's the tights that really wreck the ensem for me.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Jen looks pretty good but I suppose anyone would next to mr. penis nose.
Yep, Blohan is on the meth.
Momus: Am I crazy or when she & SamRo 1st got together, didn't she start looking healthier?
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
how do those shoes and that dress even go together? oh well, maniston knows better than I do...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!