Russell Simmons' Money Is Raining All Over Kimora
Mating with a narcoleptic turtle has paid off for Kimora Lee! This bitch is getting $40,000 a month from Russell Simmons! Okay, it's really for child support, but you know that ho is going to skim a lot from the top for herself. Russell will never know, because she can store it in her neck!
People says that the divorce between the two was made final yesterday in Los Angeles. Russell agreed to pay $20,000 a month per kid until they turn 19. Drinks are on Ming and Aoki tonight!
Kimumu won legal and sole custody. Russell will get visits, but a nanny and security bitch must be present. Yeah, he'll visit just to drop off the check.
The fuckery doesn't stop there. Russell will also have to buy a car worth at least $60,000 every three years for his girls to sit in until they turn the tender age of 16.
We're all in the wrong fucking business. Baby making with Russell Simmons is a recession-proof industry! Yeah, you might wake up with night terrors from having to lick on his out-of-the-bottle Tequila worm, but for $40k a month, it would be worth it.
$39,800 would be spent on my bar tab and my personal Mother's Cookie factory in the basement. Kids don't need that much money! Just throw them a carrot stick and a couple of Legos. They'll be happy with that.
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I saw Kimora before she had her teefes, nose, and bleph done. God knows what else, boobs too. She was a model of very below average looks. Actually homely! Russell Simmons, like Piddley P both have some stupid white suits to thank for their fortunes. They both cashed in on Phat Farm and Bad Boy to the tune of hundreds of millions of dollars--then the stupid fucks, like Jimmmy Iovine and the hedge funds that bought them out realized the companies were worthless....Don't blame Russell and Kimora--blame the stupid assholes that buy their shit.
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Now that she's got his money I wonder if she will formally announce her pregnancy?
Would someone PLEASE clue that dumb old man to stop wearing crooked baseball hats? That look is stupid, always has been, but looks terrible on an old man.
Now that she's got his money I wonder if she will formally announce her pregnancy?
Would someone PLEASE clue that dumb old man to stop wearing crooked baseball hats? That look is stupid, always has been, but looks terrible on an old man.
all that benefit money russel is asking for is what's paying momma kimora...i'm serial!
i love those commercials with Russel on them pimping out his reloadable charge card, he even suggests you can refill it with your cash or *benefits*! do these ppl seriously have NO pride?
and kimora is a spoiled fattyfat.
I have a coworker who is obsessed with that Baby Phat label. She even has tattoos of the cat logo on her feet! One day I commented, oh how cute, you have kitties on your feet (being a cat lover, that was the connection I made) and she frostily informed me that it was BABY PHAT. Oh, do pardon me.
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to all those catching feelings for Russy, I say thats what he gets for sticking his pepaw penis in a 17 year old. YES GOOGLE IT, OR SUFFER THRU THAT OLD EPISODE OF THE TYRA SHOW. HE GOT WITH HER WHEN SHE WAS A TEEN!
Anypedobear..
What the hell did he do to deserve visitation ONLY if the Nanny is present? Isn't she the one who got busted smokin dro? Strange....
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Kimora is disguisting....
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Submitted by MzSassy on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 7:13pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 3:00pm.
I am jealous of you because YOU CAN SEE! I lost my contact lens the other day and now I am down to one lens.
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I gotta ask since I'm in the eye business...is it the economy or something?! Why don't you extended contact lens wearers have a backup pair of glasses?! I wear contact lenses too, but you have to have glasses as a backup because contact lenses tend to rip and so forth...
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No it isn't the economy.
Edit- I hate soft lenses and refuse to switch from gas perm.
I wear gas perm. hard lenses. I had three pairs of lenses and I have lost all but one contact.
My glasses were broken by my psycho ex boyfriend ( i didn't want to say why, but that is why I am without glasses at the moment) and I live an hour and a half away from my eye dr and since this all happened within the last few days (not the glasses, but the lost contact) I haven't been able to take the time to get to my dr. They will not give me a new pair of lenses because it has been two years since my last eye exam and the law states that they cannot issue new lenses on that old prescrip.
That's my dilemma.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 3:00pm.
I am jealous of you because YOU CAN SEE! I lost my contact lens the other day and now I am down to one lens.
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I gotta ask since I'm in the eye business...is it the economy or something?! Why don't you extended contact lens wearers have a backup pair of glasses?! I wear contact lenses too, but you have to have glasses as a backup because contact lenses tend to rip and so forth...
"People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors
Submitted by gia on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 6:05pm.
Kids should be not be "accustomed" to that kind of lifestyle
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This cunt needs to keep her fat tree trunk legs shut, she graduated from a chinky giraffe to a chinky fucking walrus. Kimora the hut.
SKANK.
Submitted by mslewis on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 2:55pm.
I'm really LMAO at these stupid comments!!! All of you sound jealous of two kids who have done nothing to you. You just hate them because they are rich.
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Um..no. I hate her cuz she's ugly.
Edited to add: this came immediately after my post giving the bitch a big ol' pat on the back for her prowess. Yeesh!
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She is so pan faced! Ugggh. What pisses me off is that this is un-taxed income for her. Fucking bullshit.
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Do they have to prove some sort of justification for requesting this type of child support..I know he has the money, but still...Payments this obscene should have to be answered for...She should have to put a little work into it for her kids to be getting this kind of crazy cash...She should have to save receipts or something. Those girls better be going to some mighty fine private school for that kind of money. Kids should be not be "accustomed" to that kind of lifestyle, period. They should be getting the best education, but c'mon now, this is outrageous! How much "stuff" to these people need??
One lump sum of $40K would please me immensely right now, for practical reasons, not just so I could buy a ton of shit.
Can't stand this bitch, never have and never will... Seriously, what kind of stupid deal is this? $40,000 a month for 2 little girls??? Why would Russell agree to this baloney?
If I got $40,000 for just one month, I'd be so happy, he he. I'd pay off all my credit cards and put a big chunk down on the mortgage...
Mslewis can't multiply and divide. $40k/month equal $480k/year which is $240k/year per child. You have to be a CEO of a major company or a celebrity to make that kind of money. So yes these kids are making more a year then most people. Are you making $240k-$480k/year? Didn't think so.
i do have a pair of baby phat jeans that i love.
no rhinestones or gold lame tho.
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No sorry, it's bad enough I have to look at skanks and their leopard print sweaters and bejeweled back pockets and gold lame socks and handbags and stripper heels, I really don't feel like going to the Baby Phat website and torturing myself futher.
Have you seen the Baby Phat site? They photoshopped her ass big time
Submitted by daisydoo on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 4:09pm.
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The kids have to be kept in the lifestyle they would have lived if their parents were still married. So expenses for tuition, clothes, food, etc. would have to be kept the same. I'm not saying it isn't ridiculous that $40,000/mo is needed, but I'm sure it's an accurate number when you think of how the rich spend money and what on.
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Child support is supposed to be split halfway. Kimora is just as responsible for them as he is. That means whoever ruled over this case determined those 2 girls use $40k a month...but for what?
Submitted by Little miss on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 3:30pm.
Godzilla didn't look hot at all even when she was young, she looked just typical Thai despite her Korean and black heritage.
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LOL. Maybe that's what you get when you mix Korean and black! Thai!
Well *that's* weird...sole custody is pretty unusual these days unless the other parent has disappeared, is totally disinterested in the kids, or can't be trusted with them : Ditto for supervised visits...wow...I never heard that he was not a good dad. Did I miss something here?
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So unattractive it's surprising she was ever a model but she was -- although she probably got by more on her "exoticism" than beauty! Less shocking is the amount of money Russell will pay for these children. If their father is worth so much, then of course he will pay in that bracket. Unfortunately, much of it will go to his ex-wife. Wasn't there a blind item awhile ago that seemed about Kimora getting money out of her ex? Was that attached to keeping quiet a pregnancy rumor? I forget. Anyway, I thought she was keeping a woman on the side while she was married to Russell! I didn't read that in a blog, though. That's old fashioned gossip... a friend of a friend of a friend said... you know. And it's probably that accurate!
Isn't she part Japanese?
This truly fucking sickens me, she has a ton of money on her own, the kids dont need 5,000 each a week, for what? What a fucking waste!! Send some of that money to the "REAL" people of the world who are starving and cant fucking buy a pair of shoes for their kids.
Did Russell do something to the kids that he has to have supervised visits with them? I don't understand this.
The fact that she used to be a Chanel model only proves that arrogant, desperate, pathetic and overrated Lagerfeld (who turned Coco's empire into a whorehouse) has really twisted sence of beauty.
Godzilla didn't look hot at all even when she was young, she looked just typical Thai despite her Korean and black heritage.
Just look at the Chanel muses - they all resemble a mutatation of a horse with bimbo. None of them have personality or charisma. They all just vain and vacant like Lagerfeld himself and 99% of his "muses" come from his motherland, which is very patriotic of him, but nevertheless - the 3rd world in terms of fashion or esthetic.
Lagerfeld and Shemale Kimora have much in common -they both are unpleasant people; both got in fashion in all the wrong misterious ways, they both spoiled the original concept of their fashion companies and both put a huge, cheap looking label and a lot of chains on their so called creations which wear only well paid whores or style wannabes or their children.
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"Russell will get visits, but a nanny and security bitch must be present."
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Can someone briefly explain this shit to me? My thick skull don't let it thru. Why will there be a fucking nanny (a stranger really) there and SECURITY? To see your own children that came out of your nutsacky and you have been supporting and living with until yall separated and whatnot?
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gia she made herself Asian
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"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Haha...Sorry, I must be a real "hater" because I just dont see her as a real beauty at ALL even back then:
Here is a video link:
http://bossip.com/1106/exclusive-russell-simmons-paid-for-kimora-lee-sim...
and then pics:
http://concreteloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/tk.jpg
http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/5918/kimora14za6.jpg
http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/kimora-nose-job-730659.jpg
"Submitted by mslewis on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 2:55pm.
I'm really LMAO at these stupid comments!!! All of you sound jealous of two kids who have done nothing to you. You just hate them because they are rich."
Dude, I am not jealous that this woman has more money than me - trust me. I just think it's utterly unfair that a kid has a price on their head. My Mom raised me without child support, and I turned out just fine. Getting a $20k "paycheck" each month for being a "rich kid" isn't going to teach them anything, but to be greedy, self-absorbed ho bags.
"First of all, Kimora has been wealthy since the age of 15. She was a TOP model back in the day. She married Russell Simmons when she was still very young, not because she needed his money but because she loved him. She could have married anybody. Second, $40,000/month is the going rate for children of wealthy divorced parents. Nothing new there. Evidently Russell Simmons has no problem with paying it so why should any of you care? You all sound ridiculous!! And really, really ignorant!! Who cares if these kids will get more in a month than you earn in a year? I mean, what does that matter? If you don't have enough sense or brains to earn more than $40k a year, that's your problem not Ming or Aoki's problem. Don't hate. It's ugly."
Well, if she herself is so "wealthy," why does she deem it necessary to get $20k per kid each month? To keep the lifestyle she is "accustomed" to in tact. That's it. How dare she use these kids to get more money so she can shit on a golden toilet. It's sickening.
And if she really loved him, she wouldn't have reached out for that money. It does seem like she's golddigging it hardcore and that ain't pretty. If I wore her clothing, this news would have made me not want to support anything she does. It isn't hate, it's fact.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 3:11pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 3:06pm.
I have gone through 3 pairs in two years (i wear hard lenses/gas perm.).
The other day I hit myself just at the right spot in my eye and it popped out and I had one of my cats in my lap so I don't know if it went on to her fur or what, but I couldn't find that bitch of a lens ANYWHERE!
Now I feel like a cyclops!
My glasses have been out of commission for a few years (long story) so until I get to the eye dr. I am half blind
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Fuck that shit. 1800contacts.com baby!!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 3:06pm.
I have gone through 3 pairs in two years (i wear hard lenses/gas perm.).
The other day I hit myself just at the right spot in my eye and it popped out and I had one of my cats in my lap so I don't know if it went on to her fur or what, but I couldn't find that bitch of a lens ANYWHERE!
Now I feel like a cyclops!
My glasses have been out of commission for a few years (long story) so until I get to the eye dr. I am half blind
Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:48pm.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 11:54am.
She was a Chanel muse for a while. Started on the runway at 13 or 15. That's pretty big to be so young and to be the muse of such a respected fashion house. I know it's hard to believe but she used to be really pretty and highly in demand. Karl Lagerfield hates her ass now (don't know why) but she once was THE Chanel girl.
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I know why Karl Lagerfield hates her...He despises all fat people, it's a fact.
Submitted by mslewis on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 2:55pm.
Mmm...Hatorade...I wonder what that would taste like with the cinnamon roll neck someone else also mentioned.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 3:03pm.
I am jealous of you because YOU CAN SEE! I lost my contact lens the other day and now I am down to one lens.
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GOTDAMNIT! SON OF A SHIT WIPE! I feel your pain. I really do. I wish I could help. I love it when you're on your last pair and one fucks off or rips into a million pieces while still in your fucking eyehole.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 3:00pm.
I am jealous of you because YOU CAN SEE! I lost my contact lens the other day and now I am down to one lens.
stab her in her roly poly neck cuz she's prolly Kimora
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Submitted by The C word on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:27pm.
Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:25pm.
I googled and tried to find pics of her young and gorgeous but there werent' any.
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Found one!
hahaha. You're extra-funnay on Friday.
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 2:59pm.
*stabs mslewis in the wide pretentious cunt*
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I really enjoy that you put 'wide' in there.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 2:59pm.
Well thank god someone outed us!
Yes, I am jealous of her neck and her moon face and her bad taste!
I wish I had a neck that looked like a cinnamon roll!
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I'm jealous I don't look like a fat chipmunk. I'm also jealous because I can see.
*stabs mslewis in the wide pretentious cunt*
I am jealous of her money but not her fat ass neck
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
*Guzzles some Hatorade with a tweest*
Kimora is one harsh looking woman
Well thank god someone outed us!
Yes, I am jealous of her neck and her moon face and her bad taste!
I wish I had a neck that looked like a cinnamon roll!