Friday, February 27th 2009
Real Love
No, Mickey Rourke didn't get a new chihuahua. I'm pretty sure he's had this bitch for a while, but now it looks like Jaws the chihuahua is now Mickey's new main homey. They were canoodling at LAX yesterday. Well, Mickey's heart looks full, but I think Jaws is busy trying to fight the urge to eat his own eyeballs out. And the name Jaws makes so much sense since Mickey kind of looks like he was attacked in the face by a Great White. They make a beautiful pair!
LOKI: Nevah 4Get!
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Jaws looks almost exactly like my dog Rory Calhoun who MK said was the cutest dog he'd ever seen! :) Mine IS still the cutest!
Mickey Rourke is batshit crazy, but I can't hate on a man who loves a chihuahua.
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“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Oh this is so sweet!
Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 3:57pm.
Oh Mickey, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind,
hey Mickey, hey Mickey
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LOL!
Oh Mickey, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind,
hey Mickey, hey Mickey
None of you bitches are birthing Mickey's babies EXCEPT ME!!!!! Now move along and leave my man alones. I'll slap ya!
"Jaws" ...wtf. He was talking about getting a new dog because of Loki-to passing on but i'm glad he grabbed one of his old bitches and called it a day.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Mickey Rourke is starting to grow on me. He seems cool.
Christine the hoff - I'm glad you're back. I've missed your avie. It makes me laugh every time I look at it. ha!
After seeing The Wrestler, the face has grown on me. And now to see this... well fuck, I'm hooked. I'm declaring my Mickey love right here. Right now.
Don't judge me ..lol.
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
I know he's a weirdo, but I can't hate on a man that loves his dogs! He adopts unwanted animals and takes good care of them. I'd rather have a million hatchet faced rourkes than tolerate the abuse Paris and Britney heap on their dogs. I mean, where is London. Did he die in a closet somewhere or what?
I'll be damned. This shit melted even my cold dead heart.
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
My eyes will overlook the Hatchett-face in the picture and totally fall in love with the wittle poochie in the carrier.
Submitted by anonymous7643 on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 11:35am.
you are joking right... the man was arrested for beating down his wife. i respect him as an actor but please
I didn't know that, and now that you have stomped all over my happy cloud I guess I shall have to go back to assuming all celebs are wankers. That will teach me to have hopes and dreams.
He seems part hip & cool, part slipping into old man mode...What is with that horrible, ugly brown bag & the Hawaiian shoes? Oh Mickey...You are back in the spotlight, be more prepared!! That doggie is cute looking though.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 1:10pm.
yeah, we decided we're driving next time.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I love that I can post death threats about celebrities all over this blog, but you have one spirited argument with a user and suddenly it's 1984. Censorship ROCKS, Dlisted!
RickiLake, I usually fly American or United. To be fair, I have been taking very short trips lately, and I don;t want to dope up my doggie twice in a short amount of time, so she hasn't flown with me in a while.
What I usually do though is pay one way, then try and get on the flight home with same certificate. I have gotten away with it every time but once, and then I just played dumb and told them I thought it was round trip when I paid for her. :)
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Sit down, take a look at yourself
Don't you want to be somebody?
Someday somebody's gonna see inside
You have to face up, you can't run and hide....
-Little River Band "Lonesome Loser"
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Submitted by bitchette on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 1:06pm.
I wanted to fly with my dog, but he's too big to fit in a bag or under the seat.
they were going to charge me a 'one way fee' -I don't know if that means i'd have to pay that twice if he was going round trip?- of $275!! in additon to the $30 that I paid for our first checked bag. BS
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Plus I'd be a nervous wreck letting my dog travel in the cargo hold, depending on how long the trip is. I guess if it's a big dog though, you'd have no choice.
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Bolloxology
Yeah, gee, I imagine a certain poster sent the moderator an e-mail because she's a lame bitch. I wonder who it could be...
Hey - there's a bunch of posts missing! Including my ONTOPIC post. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
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Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
I wanted to fly with my dog, but he's too big to fit in a bag or under the seat.
they were going to charge me a 'one way fee' -I don't know if that means i'd have to pay that twice if he was going round trip?- of $275!! in additon to the $30 that I paid for our first checked bag. BS!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 11:08am.
As for Michael Vick, I hope a chimpanzee attacks him and rips his face off. I HATE that man.
Now THAT would be karma.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:58pm.
yes, Hysteria. They have to be under 20 lbs, and fit in the Sherpa
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thanks, PSL! yeah, an extra $80 for something so light seems high. it's weird, i can't remember ever hearing so much as a 'woof' or 'meow' in flight.
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PSL, what airline were you flying?! I flew in December on Northwest and they charged me $150 each way! Total rip-off. I gotta get on that $80 bandwagon.
yes, Hysteria. They have to be under 20 lbs, and fit in the Sherpa bag you see in that pic, and they go under the seat. I have flown with my baby girl many times. Costs $80 each way now, which sucks considering it is where I put mt FEET, so I already PAID for that fucking space.
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Sit down, take a look at yourself
Don't you want to be somebody?
Someday somebody's gonna see inside
You have to face up, you can't run and hide....
-Little River Band "Lonesome Loser"
i should know this, but, can you really take dogs/pets on the plane as carryon?
i thought they flew in cargo. well, i'm glad he has his little lovey fix again
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He looks bad but awwww he loves his dawgs. I'm glad he got this role, he's a good actor and it's nice to see something good happen to someone who has obviously seen disaster..
a man and (who hearts)his dog..so sexay,
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I love him and I want to have his babies.
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Over the past 6 months I have fallen in love with Mickey. I think he maybe one of the coolest, most down to earth, real motherfuckerz alive. He used to chill with Tupac back in the day and the man can take a punch, he loves Chihuahuas and he is a great actor. I mean that's enough for me. The fact he rescues Chihuahuas is even enough for me and he lets them kiss him on the face. Too much, let me stop.
'Your not the first your not the last your not even the one who loved me the best but all I think about is you, oh.'- Hard Day By George Michael.
Have you ever felt like the world is black leather....and you're a brown handbag?
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You thought you were there to guide me
You were only in my way
You're wrong if you think that I'll be just like you
Mickey skeeves me out, but ya gotta love a guy that loves his dogs so much.
PS Mine was obviously sarcasm. Your "*angry eyes*" were dead real until we called you on the stupidity of your statement and you had to backtrack. Sad and obvious.
He's not so scary anymore now that I know he's a doggie lover... there IS a human in there! :)
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
AWWWWWWW! cute! NOT!
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"Whooah!"
At least Micky can fly First class again. First class/Business is SO much better... Everybody should fly this way. Airlines are such greedy fucks.
ricki lake - do you understand sarcasm???
I was making a fucking joke.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 11:53am.
I can't believe he's moved on from Loki so fast.
*angry eyes*
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he has a few dogs.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
"Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 11:53am.
I can't believe he's moved on from Loki so fast.
*angry eyes*"
Uh, yeah, 'cause now that he has a new dog, I'm sure he's immediately forgotten about the one he had for 20 years and still talks about in every interview while wearing a picture of her around his neck. Whatever.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 11:44am.
It's the same epi. Actually I think they called it a European carry-all. Either way, Mickey is using a purse! hahahaha He can pull it off.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 11:29am.
Submitted by decorative item on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 11:21am.
It's strange, but if this were the same picture , only replace Micky with Paris,I would be livid. Even in a photo Paris's fake evilness comes across so clearly, and Micky's cute lovelyness radiates across the land. I think he's made of sugur plum fairies and baby bunnies.
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Exactly! Because Parasite treats her animals as fashion accessories. uggh.
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and because you know mickey doesn't give a flying fuck about the paps.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
I can't believe he's moved on from Loki so fast.
*angry eyes*
Nothing as timeless and heartwarming as a boy and his dog.
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A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
HOFFALINA! I MADE POOPY JUST NOW SEEING YOUR NAME!!!
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 11:37am.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 11:19am.
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 11:16am.
Adorable! Is Mickey carrying a purse?
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IT'S EUROPEAN!
( did you see that episode of Seinfeld where he was carrying a purse?)
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Hahahaha, yes I did! Didn't they call it a "carry all" or something.
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I saw the episode the other night and all I can remember (my mind is like a siev!) is everytime someone asked Jerry if it was a purse, he'd yell
" IT'S EUROPEAN "!
I think that it may have been a man's carry all. God my mind! What has happened to it?
@ loric scribbled "I can't get past the fact that he looks like he'd smell like cigarettes, unwashed hair, dog slobber and dick cheese."
HAHAHAHA! Meh.....I don't know. Sounds like an A list Saturday night for me. (dirty dirty ho)
~It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.~
*Douglas Adams*
christine the hoff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xoxo!
His face scares the hell out of me, but his love for his dogs is so endearing. And for that reason alone, I would consider hitting it.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 11:19am.
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 11:16am.
Adorable! Is Mickey carrying a purse?
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IT'S EUROPEAN!
( did you see that episode of Seinfeld where he was carrying a purse?)
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Hahahaha, yes I did! Didn't they call it a "carry all" or something.
Why does he always look like a homeless person to me, who has won the lottery, and doesn't do anything about cleaning himself up? I hate his look.