Gertie To Direct The Third Twilight Movie?
No matter what, the Twilight crazies will fork over their allowance money (or cash from their menopause fund) to go and see the unicornies jump through the sparkly rainbows Robert Pattinson's magical forest. The producers already know that shit, so now they are trying to get non-Twilight-a-holics to drop down some coin by sprinkling in familiar names. I mean, that whore from 90210, Dakota Fanning and Vanessa Hudgens are all in talks or signed for the next movie. And now, another familiar bitch, Drew Barrymore, may direct the third film called Eclipse.
Drew just finished directing some shit called Whip It! starring Ellen Page. Entertainment Weekly says that Summit is talking to a small group of possible bitches to direct including Drew. Chris Weitz is directing the second movie, but he can't do the third since the release date on both movies are so close together. New Moon is out on November 20th of this year. Eclipse is scheduled for June 30, 2010.
Can Drew direct? Who knows? Who cares? Who shot JR? At this point, Fidel Castro could direct, Ann Coulter could co-star and it would still be the top whore at the box office. All you need is Robert Pattinson and a handful of glitter.
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All you need is Robert Pattinson and a handful of glitter
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damn right
If you believe the rumors, Drew can barely stand up straight these days, let alone direct a film. Maybe they'll stamp her name on it, who knows, but she ain't directing shit.
That Twilight movie was fucking campy as hell, and it was great. Rob's performance was like that Andy Samberg SNL video "I Jizzed in My Pants." He kept giving her these funny looks. My friend and I laughed our asses off. I'll probably go to see the other ones. It's fun stuff. I don't know why people online get so passionate against it. LET TWILIGHT BE GREAT!111!!1
Oh - and there is this motherfucking hot piece who plays the vampire dad. Holy shit. He is hot. Pattinson doesn't do much for me but this guy. Wow. HOT. Blonde. Daddy. Vampire. And he's a doctor. So great. And there is actually a well done action scene at the end.
Didn't children and a main star die in the first film?
As long as Rob Patt is in it, I could care less. Loved the books, love him. There is something about the way he always looks on the brink of spewing chunks that is so endearing! To me, at least. ;)
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LOL! ..spewing chunks..Ok. I guess it does look like he's about to do that. But somehow he looks so sexy while he's doing it. I know, weird.
It looks like they're getting a little ahead of themselves with the whole Barrymore directing "Eclipse." How about we see how the second movie does? Damn.
My daughter and her friends loved the books. They looked forward to the movie. I took home 5 disappointed teen age girls when it finally came out. I had this blond princess with a plastic crown on her head talking on her cell sitting behind me. I listened to her, little bitch in training.
Submitted by Hysteria on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:41pm.
LOL yes it did suck and not in a good way. the twilight series are the Jonas bros. of Hollywood.horribly popular for no apparent reason.
The books suck ass and the movie sucks it even more.
there's a big resemblance between this photo of Drew and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt.
it is uncanny.
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Submitted by Manbearpig on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 3:25pm.
YEAH! I can't wait to hear her promo this movie and lisp the word ECLIPSE over and over...ECLISP!
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ROFL, it's ovah!
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oh god, I love you michael. Menopause fund!hahaahhaahah Robert is all they need, the dumb bitches don't realize that. Robert and his sparkley peen in the sunlight. Let me direct this bad bitch and everyone will get their money's worth!
YEAH! I can't wait to hear her promo this movie and lisp the word ECLIPSE over and over...ECLISP!
ten bucks she's dating rob pattinson for 3 boring years after this!
yeah $10 is all i got.
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I thought I was looking at Buffy!
I love Robert but I really hope they don't fuck these movies up by trying to get money it seems like noone knew the cash cow they had and now they just don't know what to do with it!!! They need to settle down and stop throwing random things out buzz and press like this will kill the movies and no way in hell do I want a bunch of random bitches in my movies lol VH and 90210 Yuck! Dakota Fanning yes but the rest of it needs to stop. Ok I'm done ranting whew sorry had to get that out
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Hate Drew...She doesnt have nearly enough experience to direct anything that is going to be on the big screen & not just straight to DVD. Love Robert Pattinson...His hair is truly magical, it seemed to grow back soooo fast.
Submitted by Sartastic on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 11:58am.
Don't care. I've never read the books nor seen the film and don't plan on doing so anytime soon. I would however, rub my taint on Robert Pattinson's magical hair. He is the hawtness. He probably sucks at acting though judging from his lackluster dialogue at the Oscars. A real actor could have made it sound at least somewhat interesting.
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Hmmm.... I didn't watch the Oscars, but Pattinson is actually a very good actor. I did hear that he was EXTREMELY nervous before going onstage that night. Maybe that had something to do with it.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Yes, Twilight did extremely well at the box office. So why fix it if it ain't broke?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 11:26am.
Did Twilight do well at the box office?
I know, I shuld know this, but it was one Vampire movie I just couldn't sink my teeth into.
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lol! me either! the reviews were bad but a lot of kids are into it. i never got the allure. it sucked!
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Who shot JR hahaha.
What a fucking joke.
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This franchise has officially jumped the shark for me.
Submitted by urmomma on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 12:10pm.
Exactly Im just happy my sister is reading! lol
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in any case dont waste your money just watch the movie online for free lol thats what we did when my sister gets a twilight urge I just google it and she watches it over and over again lol
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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 11:51am.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 11:32am.
I guess I'm now a Twiloonie, (hides head in shame) because I think the books are AWESOME!!! (and I'm 42 BTW).
Definitely a girly story, but engrossing just the same.
My 15 year old sister is obsessed with this..my momma is 40 and we got the books in spanish for her and her and my sister will sit down for HOURS and discuss what is happening in the books and how they feel about it..im like seriously??
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LOL! On the positive side, mother and daughter sharing quallity time about ANYTHING is great! Another positive would be that it is involving books...ya, know?!
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WTF ??I'm still trying to figure out Donnie Darko ..but even Drew couldnt make that crap any worse than it already is
The first Twilight book was ok, but the mushiness of it was a little overbearing to me. After a while it was a bit too much.
Twillight sucks big hairy balls!
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Damn! Hollywood is trully going through a rough ride directly to the sewers. Drew Barrymore a director now? uh huh. Who's next? Paris Hilton? White Oprah?.
Anyway, I don't care if Dakota Fanning acts in one of those movies. They don't have enough power to draw my attention.. and my wallet. Twilight and those romantic teen-angst shitfest books are NOT my cup of tea, so no matter who acts in the movie adaptations, I will always pass.
And it's obvious those shithead directors/producers/writers/etc don't have the ability to grasp the fact that it's not about how big the name of the 'star" is, but his/her abilities to ACT.
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I know. Nobody ever said I wasn't a flake LOL
I've listened to the audiobook versions of these books, and maybe it's just the way they were read, but the story just totally sucked me in.
I've always had a thing for vampire and werewolf stories, so that probably explains a lot.
Don't care. I've never read the books nor seen the film and don't plan on doing so anytime soon. I would however, rub my taint on Robert Pattinson's magical hair. He is the hawtness. He probably sucks at acting though judging from his lackluster dialogue at the Oscars. A real actor could have made it sound at least somewhat interesting.
"I'm getting butt fucked, but I like it"
I can smell the stink of this future BOMB through the interwebs.
She used to be so cute!
Anyhoo, I don't know squat about this "Twilight" stuff, but it seems pretty harmless to me. If people like it, I ain't gonna hate.
But I can't imagine Drew directing anything. I bet the assistant director will be doing all the work.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 11:32am.
I guess I'm now a Twiloonie, (hides head in shame) because I think the books are AWESOME!!! (and I'm 42 BTW).
Definitely a girly story, but engrossing just the same.
My 15 year old sister is obsessed with this..my momma is 40 and we got the books in spanish for her and her and my sister will sit down for HOURS and discuss what is happening in the books and how they feel about it..im like seriously??
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I need some sunny weather!!!!!
Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 11:49am.
I'm pretty sure there's nothing they could do to make me go see this crap.
Drew seriously was a ridiculously adorable child. She is SO cute in that movie.
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She looks like a puker.
Ok, I must get more caffeine now. I saw Twilight and thought it said Twilight Zone and I thought Tom Brady was Leo. Off to get some coffeee! Well, probably more like tea.
I'm pretty sure there's nothing they could do to make me go see this crap.
Drew seriously was a ridiculously adorable child. She is SO cute in that movie.
I'm sure it will whimsical, magical and amaaazing. ::gags:: She's such a flake.
Can Drew direct? Who knows? Who cares? Who shot JR?
---I dunno why this made me giggle lol
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There's a third? Where the feck's the second one? Has anyone else not seen this?
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Fecking right! I didn't see the the fecking first.
i havent caved yet. not read it not seen it..
i didnt realize drew directed. ...perhaps shes not so bad? perhaps they should wait and see how her first direction goes before they put her in for such a big thing..if one could call it that
I like Drew Barrymore. She's got the acting dynasty thing going on. Her greatuncle Lionel directed, as well as played Mr. Potter in It's A Wonderful Life. Her grandfather John was more of a booze and pussy hound in his later years but did have the great profile that Drew shares.
Also, comcast.net reports that Drew told Jen Aniston to dump Mayer. Giggle!
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I didn't not seen dat.
Awe, back when Drew was cute and I liked her.
ELLIOT!!!!!!!!!!!
the movie cant get any worse so ..meh
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There's a third? Where the feck's the second one? Has anyone else not seen this?
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 11:33am.
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I'll get the shovel and the lyme, you keep the getaway car running.
Nobody taints our boy with that level of WTF and gets away with it...
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Fuck these bitches. I got my own problems. - The Fly
and honestly besides Dakota, all the new people -esp the bitch from 90210 (which one? :), and VH make me want to avoid it even more!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Pffft! This is just Drew's excuse to get Cedric to put the tip in. I know you and your wicked ways Drew!
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Just like the Harry Potter movies, they'll all be different thanks to different directors. I liked the indie feel of the first one, so we'll see how big and show-y the second one will be since the hype and money is there now.
As long as Rob Patt is in it, I could care less. Loved the books, love him. There is something about the way he always looks on the brink of spewing chunks that is so endearing! To me, at least. ;)
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"All you need is Robert Pattinson and a handful of glitter." - MK