AMAZING!!!!
In today's extra special edition of "What Would Kanye Say?", the voice of this generation gives us his words of wisdom on the RiRi/Brown beat down of '09. Previously, Kanye said he was "devastated" and that RiRi could be "the greatest perform in the world." This time, Kanye thinks we should all just give Chris Brown a little pat on the head, because everybody makes mistakes.
During a taping of Vh1's Storytellers on February 13th, Kanye said to the audience, "Can't we give Chris a break? ... I know I make mistakes in life." I know a lot of people that want to give Chris a break. A break in his fucking face!
Kanye went on to say, "Michael Jackson, amazing. Michael Phelps, amazing. ... He's a real fuckin' person; he makes mistakes. O.J. Simpson, amazing. Is he not? What he did, when he did, what he did. Was he not amazing, though?"
A child toucher, a bong lover and a lady killer. What do they have in common? Kanye West thinks they are all AMAZING!
You know who Kanye doesn't think is amazing? Thom Yorke of Radiohead! According to Kanye, SQUID BRAINS Thom snubbed his ass backstage at the Grammys. Kanye said, "So when he performed at the Grammys, I sat the fuck down."
Oh, Kanye. I want you to be great. Help me help you BE GREAT! If you want to be great, just sit the fuck down, torture your MacBook Air....and keep spewing out AMAZING comments like this shit every hour on the hour! Seriously, Kanye's words of crazy make my world (and eyeballs) go 'round!
P.S. - The Kanyeism of the day is: AMAZING!!!1!!
VIA MTV
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When I first saw this pic, I thought "What, Kanye, a mime?"...I wish he was as silent as a mime...
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A guy cutting a woman and man's head off was a mistake? That's the same as Phelps hitting the bong?
What a fucking moron x10000000.
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Snideychick sez:
Look at how long the lifelines are on his palms! Here's hoping his career dies before he does!
Kanye, your jazz hands in the pic is AMAZING...
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Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today...
I cant lie, I admire Kanye's musical talent, but not his massive ego. His next album needs to be calles The Ego Has Landed or Ego Anyone?
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Be the change you wish to see in the world-Gandhi
Kanye is the one who needs to beaten....Mr 'blame racism for everything" "breaks down color barriers" as the "voice of the generation" and then offers a break to a domestic abuser and a murderer....to say nothing of the fact that he really isnt all that talented in the first place...just so desperate to become famous and succesful that he did nothing but experiment and tinker for 5 years until he found the right combo of sounds from other people's music, put them together with sounds other people programmed into computers, and then hounded everyone he could until he became famous...not easy to do, but not the same as talent....oh and his thirst for fame also led to his mom wanting a new face which ultimately killed her....real great Kanye....great story....can't wait for the movie.....
Is he mentally ill?
Radiohead is AMAZING, not Kanye. FUCKING IDIOT!!!
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
I refuse to buy this guy's product because he is such a delusional asshole. I cannot STAND him... and he's a shoe too.
Kanye is talking like Katie Holmes.
Suspicions arise as to the status of his thetans.
*bwah*
chris brown was wrong but I don't think that demonizing him is going to help anything. Unfortunately he is a reflection of a wider culture of acceptance around maculinized and sexualized violence in all forms. peace
when did Kanye become the VOICE OF ANYTHING...except his overworked ego...he really needs to GIVE IT A REST...I wonder if any women in his life (his mom, or anyone else) was beat up as bad as Ri-Ri...he would be saying this S***T...he is really a misogynistic, chauvenistic, neurotic...and pass in the arse-ic...he needs to STFU already!!
No, I think he really does like Thom Yorke. He got rejected by him, but he respected the man's performance tho. That is, he STFD because he really is not on the same plane as radiohead, and recognizes that. Which he really, really should. And Thom Yorke is a salty bitch. Kanye should have know better than to think he'd actually acknowledge him.
Its amazing that he doesn't know enough to STFU.
Kanye West is pretty amazing. He's managed to be the cultural equivalent of every stupid reality TV person and every right wing for pay TV pundit but he's doing it on a grander scale. Excellent work, Kanye.
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OK KANYE ALL IN CAPS JUST FOR YOU, UGLY, RACIST, SHIT MUSIC FUCKFACE!
NEXT TIME SOMEONE BEATS THE ASS OF THE DAUGHTER YOU ONE DAY GIVE LIFE TO, OR MOLESTS HER, OR CUTS HER HEAD OFF, JUST TELL THEM HOW AMAZING THEY ARE AND GIVE THEM A BREAK, OK?
I WOULDN'T WIPE MY ASS WITH YOU!
Submitted by paris herpes on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 3:05pm.
That's cool. Everyone has the right to like whatever they want.
When i moved to Toronto eons ago my first concert was Radiohead, at a club on their Pedro Honey, or whatever it's called, i still like that record a lot. He had bleached blonde hair. And i went alone because my man at the time was whoring i mean touring himself.
edit: haha Pablo
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
gyeah, im ok. today's my last @ my temping assignment and everyone's being nice to me. i actually like sad music i think. but sometimes i like music that i can dance to.
whoever said yorke is an egotistical bore is wrong, yorke is a FREAK, sometimes he crosses his eyes and dances to himself in concert. he's actually really shy and probably doesn't understand why him and his band are so famous. anyway, im obsessed with them if you haven't noticed by now. i like how they're always changing things up, and sometimes their music is not even that sad, just experimental and weird at times.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
He is amazingly idiotic
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Every day George Bush has another reason to not like him.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by paris herpes on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 2:55pm.
PH, how is you?
I know what you're saying, trust. But you know, i'm done with all that shit. I get sad like everyone else (and often but,) i don't trust my ears to just anyone anymore and they are just anyone to me now that i know better.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
gyeah, i only listen to radiohead when im searching for the sublimely miserable. they have post-millenial angst which i appear to suffer from as well, so sometimes i'll listen to them for hours when im in the mood. ive been to a couple of concerts at bawled my eyes out, it's actually quite cathartic and you should try it sometime. we can't be happy all the time and thom yorke knows it.
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by OSSIMJONES on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 2:51pm.
What an Ass-Hole!
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HAHA! Ass dash hole.
Awesome.
Submitted by gyeah on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 2:51pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 2:47pm.
Glad to be of service. That avatar is bananas.
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Thanks! I like to think of it as "AMAZING!!1!!" - like your siggie:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
What an Ass-Hole!
Hey Kanye...
STFU!
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 2:47pm.
Glad to be of service. That avatar is bananas.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Someone else mentioned cake??
I'll have some icing free please.
Someone was talking about carrot cake last night and now I'm craving it. I'm going to the bakery and get one with a big fat carrot icing decoration on it.
Submitted by gyeah on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 2:45pm.
Radiohead is a garbage truck of misery careening down your ear canal and dumping their neurosis all over your eardrums. Ok some songs are good, the "beats are cool" but people should only allow themselves to take in this much [ ] (
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Strangely, this is exactly how I feel about Radiohead but I've never been able to articulate it. Now, I know what I mean.
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
I want some fucking cake
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Radiohead is a garbage truck of misery careening down your ear canal and dumping their neurosis all over your eardrums. Ok some songs are good, the "beats are cool" but people should only allow themselves to take in a very brief amount of other people's pollution.
edit: Anything to do with Kanye = "lolz"
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 2:43pm.
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I was actually wondering what kind of cake he was shoving in his piehole because M.E. said he was.
Is there icing? Any cake left?
Submitted by Zappy on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 2:41pm.
@ LC
Everytime I lookit yer new lovely avatar, my gag reflex is activated and I get a furrball.
AckAckGagAck
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Just think about apple pie.
Seriously.
Works like a charm.
@ LC
Everytime I lookit yer new lovely avatar, my gag reflex is activated and I get a furrball.
AckAckGagAck
SQUID FANGERS!
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 2:36pm.
FROM THE MTV ARTICLE:
The taping of the show, which premieres on Saturday night, reportedly lasted three hours, and producers will be cutting it down to 90 minutes for air. The typical "Storytellers" is one hour long, so the editing out of some of West's comments is not a conspiracy to silence him, according to a rep for VH1.
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Ha! It's funny I referenced him as a storyteller (I thought about that a minute) and I didn't even know this show existed. That being said, it's too bad there's not conspiracy to silence him. Ho hum.
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
ubmitted by grapedrinkbaby on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 2:36pm.
GRAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*waves*
FROM THE MTV ARTICLE:
The taping of the show, which premieres on Saturday night, reportedly lasted three hours, and producers will be cutting it down to 90 minutes for air. The typical "Storytellers" is one hour long, so the editing out of some of West's comments is not a conspiracy to silence him, according to a rep for VH1.
"Every show/ concert performance that's taped for television goes through an editing process, and this episode of 'Storytellers' is not unique to that," the rep told MTV News in a statement. "Kanye gave us such an amazing show that we expanded the episode by 30 minutes to include even more stories and performances, and we're excited for everyone to watch Saturday night at 9 p.m."
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I have a feeling this extra-long storytellers is going to be AMAZING just like the VH1 rep said...i know where my new shotgun will be Saturday night...pointed at the TV...It's gonna be AMAZING!!
Kanye West . . . not amazing. Idiot.
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 1:48pm.
You know what would be amazing? If these people came down off their high horses to find out what REALLY amazing people look like. People who do good work and help others and make big things happen and DON'T need to get paid a mint for it and DON'T need the recognition of millions just to do it and DON'T make these stupid mistakes (really, there are LOTS of them).
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Seriously! Kind of like when Tom Cruise was acting like he should get knighted simply because he helped a stranded motorist. Please! The world is full of people who step up and help each other and make sacrifices. But when a celebrity does something like that we're supposed to stand in awe. Psshhh.
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Anger, hatred and bitterness are the three things my doctor told me I was full of after getting my blood test results. -MK
Both Thom Yorke and Kanye West are egotistical bores.
They are probably in love with each other. The rejection most likely stemmed from the primal urge to expose the anus.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Dennis Farina as one of the Hillside Stranglers..Amazing!
@ Oxygen
More importantly than Kanye, what kind of soup and salad? Is it amazing? Details please.
Clarisse- I seem to remember seeing some JTR museum display thing somewhere, but I can't remember where!
john wayne gacy...AMAZING!
This salad and soup combo that I'm eating is fecking AMAAAAAAAAAAAZING (and no I'm not a skinny bitch who wears spaghetti strap shirts, with flat ironed hair who loves to go around saying today's word)....but I am a big bitch.
I think anye-Kay seriously believes that it is his duty/ability to deliver messages to THE PEOPLE and TO HIS PEOPLE about mistreatment, social injustices, racism, jealousy, brutality, and any other obstacles (and overcoming this) thru his music and lately thru his MacBook. That's his damned prerogative no matter how crazy, over the top, real or unreal it is.
HOWEVER, what he's saying nowwwwww... has flat out stupified and pissed me off. Yes, we are all human beings that are (and will continue to be) fuck-ups from time to time. But if you seriously believe that smackin a betch into the emergency room 1) is "give a break"able and 2) remotely in the same boats (and just as give a breakable) as Fillet-O-J and Michael Touch-A-Kid Jackson then it is definitely time for a Come To Jesus intervention.
He is certifiable and a true bullshit artist.
On the issue of what it
why am I not surprised that these are the people he considers so amazing? and him clumping M.P. in there was just wrong. I now realize that in kayne land, amazing = everything that's wrong with society.
kayne, why you so amazing?
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 2:05pm.
Did you ever read Patricia Cornwall's book "Portrait of a Killer"?
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Yup, read it in one day. It was the only one of her books I could ever stand.
I prefer Donald Rumbelow's book, he is also the one who gave the tour I took.
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Hmm inneresting...I must look into that book. I haven't read Patricia Cornwall's other stuff but enjoyed that one because I like non fiction.
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Bolloxology
He looks like he's got bleach all over his palms.