Open Post: Hosted By The Aniston Hold
I was looking at pictures of Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson at the photocall for Marley & Me in Rome today and got a slight case of deja vu. It felt like I've seen this pose from Aniston a zillion times. I decided to do a quick search and found that it's one of her signatures! I mean, there's different variations of it. Sometimes she lightly touches their body, other times she grabs their jacket, and when she's really into it, she side hugs them with both arms. It's probably because she has so much fucking love to give. Or it's her way of saying, "OMG! Please don't fucking leave me. PLEASE! I'm begging you. NO! OMG! NO! Don't! I don't want to die alone. NO! PLEEEASE!" Either or.
For shits, I also wanted to see if St. Angie has done the same pose and she has! A couple of times. Arms down, Angie. That pose belongs to Aniston! Don't take that away too!
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hilarious!
good job on putting all these pictures together
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Only MK noticed?? brilliant!!
Shout out to sandbitch!
Ho, you called this one when you made Aniston & pillow friend! *'membering pillow avi times* That was a goody..
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Hey, she did this pose at the Oscars while presenting with Jack Black too.
Jen poses like that becuz it reminds her of her one-armed pillow at home.
Jenny you are the dumbest girl to not have Brad's spawn. Angie was the smart one to have a few of his spawns. Now you traded in Brad for that womanizing idiot John Mayer.
MOMJEANS!
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OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
KATE (MRS PIGGY) WINSLET IS SOOOOO OVERRATED
....JENS MOVIES MADE MORE MONEY THAN ANY OF THE "BOMBS" THE REST OF THOSE UGLIES WERE IN!
HOLLYWOOD MOGULS CARE ONLY ABOUT $$$$$$$, GOOD THING JEN CAN DELIVER ON THAT, THE REST HAVE TO BE HAPPY WITH GRATUITOUS NOMINATIONS THAT DONT PAN OUT! JEN IS BEAUTIFUL AND ANGELINA THE WHORE HAS STDS!!!!! POOR KIDS WILL GET THEM, TOO. KHARMA IS A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANGELINA FANS ARE SO PATHETHIC HONESTLY DO YOU THINK PEOPLE TAKE THE LIES AND THE CRAP YOU SAY SERIOUS? BUT THEN AGAIN WHY SHOULD i EXPECT ANYTHING DIFFERENT FROM A MUCH OF FREAKS WHO IDOILIZE A AN IMMORAL LESBIAN WH*RE, AND UNLIKE THAT OUTCAST JOLIE, JEN IS ACTUALLY LOVED AND HAVE FIRENDS IN HOLLYWOOD, BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR IDIOL WHO SO CALLED CARE FOR PEACE AND AND GO OVER SEAS TO TALK TO THE SOLDERS BUT TURN AROUND AND DOESN'T TALK TO HER OWN FATHER, DO NOTHING BUT BLOODY MOVIES AND ADMIT SHE LOVE GUNS, HA WHAT A JOKE I PITY YOU FOOLS, YOUR FAKE HYPOCRITES LIKE THAT WH8RE YOU WORSHIP.
Brad has very small hands! Poor thing...
@Fuzzy: Going there now... Tell me about Dark Harbor later - I've forgotten what it's about. I just know it has AR in, and I'm a fangirl of AR, so I'd watch him in anything.
Submitted by breaktheleash on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 10:13pm.
Howdy BTL! My "Dark Harbour" came in! *squee* I'm watching it tonight.
I'm hanging over in the Rhianna thread.
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
@Devilgirl, Fuzzy, Clarisse: 'Evenin' all...
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 9:46pm.
Tigerlilly,
Oh hell! When I got my first place as a wee 17 year old, my landlord lived upstairs with two insane Siberian Huskies....well, one got downstairs and in a matter of seconds attacked and ate my cockatoo!!!
Was not fond of the bird, but damn!
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Yep, that shit wasn't your fault, but whores do gotta realize mixing some pets is just askin' for carnage, like a roomful of fat kids ain't had no lunch and only one birfday cake...it gonna get ugly.
I kinda want a ferret too, but I KNOW the tiger cub would prolly kill that bastid. Ain't gonna chance no more dead critters...I did have a big ass old boxer and I found a stray kitten. I was curious to see how this bruiser of a dog would react to it, and HE LOVED HER! I took her in and they were buds...but that's the ONLY time some shit like that worked out...
If only I could have a farm somewhere. I'd be a happy ho....:-)
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Tigerlilly,
Oh hell! When I got my first place as a wee 17 year old, my landlord lived upstairs with two insane Siberian Huskies....well, one got downstairs and in a matter of seconds attacked and ate my cockatoo!!!
Was not fond of the bird, but damn!
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Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 9:41pm.
Anytime!
We have all made stupid choices, that's life. I still make them and I am an old bag. We just have to learn from them and keep our eyes open and listen to our intuition and those around us.
: )
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 9:36pm.
I'll keep my eyes open. I'll do what I have to do to get me mine! (To quote that awesome mama je'e that was on Dlisted a year ago).
Thank you so much DG, gyeah, Momus, Sheeps for listening to my dumbass mistakes. Just listening and your advice has made me feel so much better. xoxo
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 9:29pm.
Tigerlilly!
No bunnehs for you!!
Yeah, bunnehs can be easily litter boxed trained.
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Oh, bunnehs so cute! Yeah, well I learned my lesson about mixing questionable pets. Some whore gave me some birds for my birfday when my ass was in highschool (who does that shit?). Bitch knew I had a nazi ass carnivore on steroids for a pet cat. Well I tried to keep that lil' fucker away from the birdies, but that lil' bastid got in they room, knocked over they cage, and all that was left of them was a beak, a foot and a few feathers! BEAST!
Yeah, no bunnehs for me...I doubt the tiger cub I have now would eat them, but like I said, he's a fat fuck, so I don't trust his fat furry ass...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 9:19pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 9:11pm.
OMG! That is so creepy! Your situation was worse than mine! I really hope that your ex-bf has gotten the hint.
I'm not sure if he would hurt me... He never seemed like the type, but honestly, you never know. He doesn't know where I live (but my address is somewhat easy to find :( ). And I'm sure that I could change my phone number, but damn, I've had this number for four years, everyone who needs it, knows it, and now I might have to change it because of this fucker.
The last message that I sent was, "...Stop harassing me. I am not being cute or hard to get. This is serious." He's pretty quick with texts, and I haven't heard anything. Hopefully that will have scared him off.
It's amazing how four year old mistakes will come back to bite you in the ass. :**(
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I am certain my ex will not be bugging me any further.
Hopefully your fool has gotten the hint.
Just a cautionary note: Eventhough they may not seem like they would harm you, they can somtimes surprize you. Just be careful, I speak from experience (unfortunately) and I have made some colossol mistakes, kinda like Rihanna is appearently making. Sometimes desperate men do desperately terrible things to get what they want. Do not let your guard down and if he keeps it up, contact the authorities.
Enough of my lecture! *gets down from pulpit*
Tigerlilly!
No bunnehs for you!!
Yeah, bunnehs can be easily litter boxed trained.
OK. Now...trying to chew thru Vicky Cristina Barcelona...amazing cast, but ScarJo..zzzzzzzzz.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 9:11pm.
OMG! That is so creepy! Your situation was worse than mine! I really hope that your ex-bf has gotten the hint.
I'm not sure if he would hurt me... He never seemed like the type, but honestly, you never know. He doesn't know where I live (but my address is somewhat easy to find :( ). And I'm sure that I could change my phone number, but damn, I've had this number for four years, everyone who needs it, knows it, and now I might have to change it because of this fucker.
The last message that I sent was, "...Stop harassing me. I am not being cute or hard to get. This is serious." He's pretty quick with texts, and I haven't heard anything. Hopefully that will have scared him off.
It's amazing how four year old mistakes will come back to bite you in the ass. :**(
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 9:11pm.
Whatever state you're in, look for the forms online, then fill em out (handwritten is fine). Then call your local court or go online and find out when and where they hear restraining orders. It's a pretty simple procedure, because they want to make it easy for everyone to follow.
In my state (Cali), you show up one morning and ask the judge for a temporary stay-away order. Almost always granted under your scenario. Then you come back in a few weeks to request a long-term order (3 years in Cali).
Submitted by Madam Pince on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:59pm.
Just read on People that Chris Brown is back with Rihanna. We need to send Letinstar to beat some sense into RiRi.
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If thats true, she needs her head examined!
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 9:04pm.
Awww Hon, I am sorry!
Tell that fool that he needs to stay away.
Tell him you have a jealous bf who will f him up if he continues this nonsense!
I ended things with a man in Jan. who called my home EVERY day until a week ago Wednesday. I thankfully haven't seen his number since then. I have to admit though, I took my phone off of the hook and have yet to put it back on. Anyone who needs to get a hold of me knows my cell or computer line. The ex moron has only my home phone.
Would this guy hurt you?
Is there any way you could change your number?
I know it is a hassel, but I had to do it so my ex couldn't call my cell,
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 9:07pm.
!! REALLY !! I thought that those things took months to process! God, thank you so much, Sheeps! I've been worried sick about this! Haven't heard a response from my last text, so we'll see. If he does respond, I'm using that! *HUGS*
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Did y'all read about the 10 dirtiest hotels in America? I was shaking my head at the reviews, horrid!
Three of them were in New York City. I'm surprised only three made the list.
check it out:
http://www.tripadvisor.com/DirtyHotels?nl=MU&pid=1595
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Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 9:04pm.
Put your foot down, calmly and clearly. Tell him, "If you ever call, text, follow, or contact me again, I will take out a restraining order the next day." Then do it (it's easy: fill-in-the-blank forms).
Submitted by Madam Pince on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:59pm.
Just read on People that Chris Brown is back with Rihanna.
Ain't love grand?
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:56pm.
I am currently trying to end this shit, and after two requests to not contact me any more it's still going on. I'm shaking and my hands are freezing. This is fucked up. :(
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Just read on People that Chris Brown is back with Rihanna. We need to send Letinstar to beat some sense into RiRi.
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“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:19pm.
Submitted by gyeah on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:16pm.
Shit yeah! I need to tell this boy to get a dildo or something to shove up his ass. But I won't because I really don't want him to think that this contact is okay.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:13pm.
Damn DG, you always make me feel better! I've only been in two actual relationships, and I always manage to pick the winners!
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Honey you are preaching to the choir here!
I could make ANYONE feel better with the rogues gallery of losers I have had, even the one I had up till several weeks ago.
I am a loser magnet extraordaire!
I'm sure this has been said before with all these posts, but John Mayer has a scary, ugly, GIANT monster head.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
But John is the most gorgeous & sexiest guy that Jen has been with so far Brad is ugly next to sexy & hot John Mayer, they make a hottttt couple together.
to:MaNHaTTaNiTRBiTR
Exactly, Brad Pitt was good looking when he was with Jen but the moment he hook up with Mangelina a year later turned to an ugly old hag, Mangelina sucked the good look out off him, karma is a bitch.
Exactly, Brad Pitt was good looking when he was with Jen but the moment he hook up with Mangelina a year later turned to an ugly old hag, Mangelina sucked the good look out off him, karma is a bitch.
I think Jennifer looks cute in that picture with her hair in a ponytail.. she doesn't look 40. Yeah, her manhandle is a little disturbing though..
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Live your life. Get your hustle on. Understand people are gonna hate you regardless. Get that out of your head, that fantasy world where people ain't hating on you. You gotta be grateful. You need haters. WTF do you think a hater's job is? To f'ing hate. Let them do their job. Ladies if you got 14 women hating on you, you need to figure out how the f*ck to get to 16 before summer gets here.
Awwwww. I honestly miss Jen and Brad together. Shit just got all willy nilly.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:20pm.
Repeat after me: Restraining Order!
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 7:41pm.
Momus,
Yes, Max is litter trained.
Once a rabbit is altered, they pretty much litter train themselves. Easy Peasy.
And thank you ALL for saying how handsome Maxi is!!! I'm partial...
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Bunnies can be litter trained???? I WANT A BUNNY! I WANT A BUNNY NOW! I swear I won't eat it! The tiger cub might though...Yeah, before I had this tiger cub, I had another pussy and he was quite the hunter. Yeah, that lil' basid killed two bunnies! :-(. In his defense he did always eat most of what he killed, and he killed EVERYTHING he could. That fucker would have killed me and my entire family if he could have. Anywho... Yeah, the tiger cub is a fat ass bastid. You can't trust them fat bastids around food sources...No bunny for me...:-(
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I love the dress she's wearing in the Jake photo.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:17pm.
UGH, STFU Momus! I don't come here for the truth!
I keed, but this really is kind of creepy. I just want to be left alone dammit!
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Submitted by gyeah on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:16pm.
Shit yeah! I need to tell this boy to get a dildo or something to shove up his ass. But I won't because I really don't want him to think that this contact is okay.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:13pm.
Damn DG, you always make me feel better! I've only been in two actual relationships, and I always manage to pick the winners!
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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard
I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.
Is she preggo or what? There definitely looks like a lump is going on..
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Live your life. Get your hustle on. Understand people are gonna hate you regardless. Get that out of your head, that fantasy world where people ain't hating on you. You gotta be grateful. You need haters. WTF do you think a hater's job is? To f'ing hate. Let them do their job. Ladies if you got 14 women hating on you, you need to figure out how the f*ck to get to 16 before summer gets here.
Forgot desperate. Horny and desperate.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Mmmmm... Brad Pitt looks fucking FIIIINE in that pic on the red carpet.
Just shut up and eat my ass.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:13pm.
Not a funny story. You have a stalker.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:15pm.
Don't feel bad though, you aren't the only one to have fallen for trailer trash! * looks at photo album*
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lol!!!
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:13pm.
yep that bitch is hornay
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:13pm.
What a cad!
Don't feel bad though, you aren't the only one to have fallen for trailer trash! * looks at photo album*