Friday, February 27th 2009
Afternoon Crumbs
Lady CaCa needs to work on her tuck game (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
No Bush: Gavin Rossdale's daughter is totally naked - Egotastic!
This dude really, really loves pussy - Towleroad
Robert Pattinson & Hugh Jackman make beautiful music together - Just Jared
Poor Jeremy Piven - Lainey Gossip
Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr are so in love and so posed - Popsugar
Guy Ritchie's pet name for Vadge is missing an s and an h - Hollywood Rag
Megan Fox is on the prowl - Hollywood Tuna
Celebwhore head jobs - Cityrag
Rachael Ray is as pleasant as a needle in my peen hole, but at least the bitch knows it - Celebitchy
Pamela Anderson's nipples will not be covered - ICYDK
This bitch looks like a piece of luggage - I'm Not Obsessed
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Lady Caca looks a hot mess. Bitch needs to stop dressing in the wee hours of the morning.
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Be the change you wish to see in the world-Gandhi
WOW fanboys of the universe rejoice, your attention whore skank goddess Megan Fox is single.
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To thrive on demise
Voyeurs' lust watching the pain
Touching you inside
Bleed you fucking dry
Bleed on me
I don't get it...who is lady gaga and what does she do??
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
is
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1125351/
how does pammy afford to eat the ivy?
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nice ass...when does it open?
I think GaGa only wers those big glasses because it makes hir gigantic nose look smaller.
Daisy Lowe is gorgeous!
Pam Anderson's face looks like luggage too.So leathery!
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I haven't seen "Twilight" and I don't intend to, but I just love Kristen Stewart so much. Not because she's particularly attractive, but because she just looks so incredibly fucking HIGH in every picture I see of her. That's what I would be doing too if I had to be in a movie like that.
Daisy Lowe is fug.
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"What doesn't kill you, only makes you STRANGER."
Why doesn't Gwynnie just kiss Madge's steroid-laced man ass in Times Square and get it over with?
Flash in the pan. As they used to say.
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
I was listening to Lady Gaga's music on youtube this morning and I have to agree with you, Keane. 99.99% of her songs suck major monkey balls. I can't even remember the beats, the only song I like is the "poker face" one... and I'm sure I'll delete it in a few weeks. Her outfits are ridiculous for everyday wear, but I don't think the kids who drool over her mind at all.
Rossdale's daughter does indeed have nice boobs, too bad her face doesn't match the boobage. Let's say she's not UGLY, but she has an average- forgettable face.
P.S. I knew there was something odd with this Lady Gaga's face and voila! it's the nose. When MK first posted that photoshoot where she displays her big honker in full force, I wasn't even sure it was the same person. And I thought the nose didn't look THAT big due to heavy clown makeup and those big ridiculous glasses.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
I like her too!!!!
(Hi iheart)
It is indeed a cruel God that would put that horrible Lady GaGa face on top of that smokin' hot body. (I like a gal with some meat on her pussy.)
I do love GaGa. She makes her own clothes n shit so I love her even more! She was born a few decades too late I think:)
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Lady GaGa has very average tunes so tries to make herself more exciting by wearing ludicrous outfits. Unfortunately all she does is end up looking like a dick, and the tunes are still distinctly average. Fail!
In other news, on ianundercover Iam has been told by his source within Brangelina's staff that Angelina has started posting on the site. It seems like she could be posting under the username of "Rhea". As I said before, either believe it or not, s'up to you!
Wannabe celebrity children of rockstars are a worthless bunch, but Daisy does have perfect boobs. This is me being jealous.
GaGa looks like an extra from the 80's movie Dune.
I love Lady GaGa - she is the new Madonna. (And it is time for Vadge to retire...by bye...)
Lady Caca needs to start a non-profit dedicated to her wearing some fucking pants already. I'm so tired of seeing her gross ass coochie!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 5:28pm.
WTF im confused isnt miranda kerr the chick that just got married to the beady eyed guy?
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Mrs. Gosling I think you're mixing her up with Gisele & Tom Brady.
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The way Lady GaGa is dressing would have been cool in the early 90's, but it's just stupid now. Played out.
Megan Fox looks way better without makeup (not that she looks bad with makeup). I love her shoes. Those pictures where her hair is flowing behind her so perfectly....Ohhhhhh I'm jealous!!!!!
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Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location
I'm trying to make it until six so I can run, run run... I NEED A DRINK
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
People if you ever want to detect a ghost,
here are the instructions. Listen carefully.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXwRSht5_vc
Daisy Lowe is a model? ugh...The only thing she should be modeling are her tits because they are fabulously gorgeous...The rest of her, not so good.
Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 5:28pm
That's the other VS Angel. The virgin one.
*Edit* sorry, ex-virgin.
WTF im confused isnt miranda kerr the chick that just got married to the beady eyed guy?
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I need some sunny weather!!!!!
Submitted by luscious_t on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 4:50pm.
Ha!
Rossdale's daughter is only 19?? She looks way older than that.
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I'm not sure I want all my neuroses cleared up.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 5:11pm.
Hey smurfy, i'm good. Growing tentacles to attach myself to the couch.
=D
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Hey Gyeah
How are you?
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Piven's mercury poisoning is self-limiting: because no one will hire him, he won't be able to afford toxic sushi.
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Too Shy
Dasiy Lowe is ugly.
Pamela Anderson...is also ugly.
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The world will look up and shout "Save us". And I'll whisper "No".
Is it sad that after it was announced how much money he would be getting in the divorce Guy Rtichie (in my eyes) suddenly got hot?
Submitted by Katt on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 5:05pm.
Vadge seems to me to be more of a "She Who MUST Be Obeyed" sort of harridan.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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*HA! "It" is a good nickname for Madonna. She's like a fuckin dark, scary cloud of bitchiness. Also, Fishy kinda reminds me of Madonna, they share the same ugly mugs and undeserved sense of accomplishment.
*I'm beginning to hate this LadyGaGa person. Her music sucks, she's busted ugly and has stupid clothes, and her name is fuckin retarded.
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"Dude, quit harshing my mellow!"
thank you clarisse! *puts on greek toga and rubs chin thinking about other of lifes mysteries*
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Is Lady GG sporting a mini-peen as sort of a reverse camel toe?
Obviously, Guy Ritchie has never read any of the "Rumpole at the Bailey" books.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Whoopi Goldberg looks like Little Benjie Buttons.
If only Christian Bale had been there to karaoke his Fuck You Remix, the triology of my fantasies -Christian, Hugh and Rob Patt - would have been complete!! Fan and swoon!!
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"All you need is Robert Pattinson and a handful of glitter." - MK
PETA missed their best opportunity there with Debbie M.
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Let's just get it out in the open. Just because you are a rabid adopter, zealous breeder, star as benighted mothers in movies no one watches and live in France, you are not a better person.
*light bulb goes off*
Provolone!!
I declare you the Yoda of pre-vert ascii code!!
LMAO!
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Hey smurfy!
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 4:46pm.
Is that a tiny hat perched on top of Bald Aniston's head?
I think it's Ongina Aniston! haha
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Let's just get it out in the open. Just because you are a rabid adopter, zealous breeder, star as benighted mothers in movies no one watches and live in France, you are not a better person.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 4:49pm.
Not only am I taking them again, I am double dosing!
DG: are you taking those retard pills again??? ♥♥♥
;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 4:47pm.
yea but then i cant have anyone lick it! Yours is only good for salad tossing
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*I've always gotten a mixed gender vibe from him but until it was brought into the light I could never verbalize my thoughts
* My boyfriends grandma sort of has a pussy farm. except she lives amongst them. Its kind of sad. But we bring her fig newtons and all is well!
* Deb MESSing looks like a giant gogo boot.
Estrogen a-poppin!
Ok, because I am a dim wit, will someone tell me what Guy Ritchie's pet name for Madonna is!
I can't figure it out!
LOL @ provy and clarisse
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Wait..I thought it was like this...
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I like some of Lady Gaga's music for what it is - disposable pop - but yeah, I'm not the hugest fan of her schtick. It's so....Eurovision. But yeah, she's different than a lot of American artists, so I can't really hate.
I hate that pig Rachael Ray but I actually thought she answered that question well. Damn. I hate her slightly less now.
Is that a tiny hat perched on top of Bald Aniston's head?