Friday, February 27th 2009
Diddy Is No Sting
Diddy is having tantric sex 24-hours a day, because he's always stroking his own massive fucking ego. Welcome.
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gawd...
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nice ass...when does it open?
I didn't ask for an invite. I didn't say thank you either. Ick.
diddy is a mouth breather
Ew...
I'd rather listen to him talk for 60 1/2 hours, or even worse, rap...
Blech.
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"You go down deeper, stay down longer, and come up dirtier than any man I've ever known"
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:27pm.
Submitted by didimao on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:25pm.
I agree with everyone else. Who in their right mind would be on the internet when they are having sex? Twit.
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Yeah, how stupid!
*throws guy off, gets dressed*
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hahahaha...
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the end...
It'd just be nice if there was someone else in the room with him at the same time for once.
and I am now 6 seconds into a vomit session.
TMI!!
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you would have to get better to be crazy....
lmao, was he like on a break or something? whqat a douche.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
pfft. No one else will be using his notebook or mouse again.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
A false eyelash should be like a secret abortion: discrete, so as not to attract Christian rage. - Ziggy S
what a moron-isnt the word on the street that hes a crappy lay???
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:29pm.
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HAHAHA! That needs to go in urbandictionary. And I especially like the BYOB part. :)
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:24pm.
What is Diddy twattering about now? Jesus, he's odious.
You can tell me to BYOB, but I think that's "odiddious."
Submitted by didimao on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:25pm.
P.Shitty. When he isn't destroying careers, he is fucking his laptop.
Submitted by didimao on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:25pm.
I agree with everyone else. Who in their right mind would be on the internet when they are having sex? Twit.
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Yeah, how stupid!
*throws guy off, gets dressed*
I agree with everyone else. Who in their right mind would be on the internet when they are having sex? Twit.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:22pm.
I DID EET! Phew
I'm headin home.
Mebbe I'll see youse all later. >muah<
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BAIIIIIIIIIIIII!
What is Diddy twattering about now? Jesus, he's odious.
I DID EET! Phew
I'm headin home.
Mebbe I'll see youse all later. >muah<
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Freedoms costs a buck-o-fiiiiiiive
It's nice to feel like you're such a lousy lay that the guy you're having sex with can barely cum, Twitters during the entire thing, then has the audacity to call it "Tantric." Girl, take a powder...
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"You think he found the hole?" - Fernando Sucre
I would like Kanye and Diddy to have a 36-hour sex session while Diddy Twitters about it and Kanye BLOGS ABOUT THAT BENJAMIN BUTTON SHIT.
Submitted by MaNHaTTaNiTRBiTR on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:15pm.
Who the FUCK.. during a sex session... has time to TWITTER?!?!??! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Someone's whose partner fell asleep while being fucked.
I feel sorry for the whore fucking someone so ugly because he is rich and he is rich because people will fucking buy any piece of shit because they like to waste money.
Who the FUCK.. during a sex session... has time to TWITTER?!?!??! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just shut up and eat my ass.
Why are Diddy and Kayne even alive? Is this God's cruel joke on us whores?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:11pm.
YOU CAN DO IT!
what a dip shit...who twitters when they are having sex?? I mean really, his partner must feel very special. I can't stand this arrogant arse..he and Kanye need to start their AMAZING club and amaze themselves right out of here...
FUCK this has been the longest day!
10 more minutes...in 10 more minutes I can quit this bitch and go home and sit on johnny's lap and have a beer...will I make it? Can I make it????
>grits teef<
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Freedoms costs a buck-o-fiiiiiiive
He needs to quit that bitch he's sexin it up with bc evidently her cooch ain't that good, dude got time to Twitter-pate and shit...
Submitted by GazingBeauty on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 7:52pm.
"For all those just tuning in, I still can't keep my mouth closed" <----a more realistic twitter note.
HAAAAA! I know, I don't know how he managed to keep his mouth closed for that pic up there... must've been photoshopped...
"For all those just tuning in, I still can't keep my mouth closed" <----a more realistic twitter note.
Please this bitch is lying he is having no sex let alone tantric.[p-000
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
What a fucken blowhard. Yeah, he's so rapped up in "tacricing" that he just had to break away and write about it. TOOL!
Submitted by stake_spike: "I don't get the whole twitter thing. If your doing something worth while why would you feel the need to log onto a computer and write about it? Just do it."
That's what I don't get about people's vacation photos. There are a few vacations where we've taken only a handful of photos because we're too BUSY HAVING FUN. We did a driving trip along the West Coast and into the desert where we have some fantastic photos, but our honeymoon in Paris? We didn't even bother.
gotta feed this cat before she rips my fucking face off, it's 7:20 i been pushing it. Hey is this going to get deleted?
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Submitted by gyeah on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 7:35pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 7:29pm.
Apparently the pics my dad took were a hit in the pro shop. :-0 BWAH!
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oh my!
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Hey, he used a Polaroid now, don't get all offended! lol
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
"i am disappointed to find that cockatoos have very small anuses. welcome."
fucking idiot. whoever it is.
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i know you like to think your shit don't stink
but if you lean a little bit closer
see, roses really smell like boo boo
Submitted by gyeah on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 7:33pm.
Oh yeah, that's right!
Okay, you can like the Shamwow guy. *backs away from laptop*
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 7:25pm.
Back away from the pharmaceutils (sp?) girl!
Shamwow guy, hot???????? *gives side eye*
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I dont habe a man and i never been happier, remember?
::gives mirror self side eye::
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 7:31pm.
I don't get the whole twitter thing. If your doing something worth while why would you feel the need to log onto a computer and write about it? Just do it. And what makes you so improtant that you would think that other people would care what you're doing?
sweety, we live in the era of the ego, deal with it
I don't get the whole twitter thing. If your doing something worth while why would you feel the need to log onto a computer and write about it? Just do it. And what makes you so improtant that you would think that other people would care what you're doing?
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 7:29pm.
Well if he made a profit from them, I want my share of the profits. That shit isn't free ya know!
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 7:26pm.
Hahahaha! I was on top!
Good, I now feel like it wasn't all for nothing.
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Apparently the pics my dad took were a hit in the pro shop. :-0 BWAH!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by gyeah on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 7:20pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 7:07pm.
HEY i had sex at night in Central Park and i'm not even a gay man.
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Now that was funny! You crack me up you Shamwow guy lovin gal!
But seriously, the Shamwow guy?!!!!
Submitted by xxyxz on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 7:22pm.
OH hahahahah...
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 7:26pm.
Haha! Agreed!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 7:24pm.
Hahahaha! I was on top!
Good, I now feel like it wasn't all for nothing.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 7:23pm.
Yeah, my golf story was cheesy but true.
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Nah - the story was great. The punchline was cheesy ;)
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Anger, hatred and bitterness are the three things my doctor told me I was full of after getting my blood test results. -MK
Submitted by gyeah on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 7:22pm.
shamwow guy is hott
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Back away from the pharmaceutils (sp?) girl!
Shamwow guy, hot???????? *gives side eye*
LOL! My mom sent me Shamwow's in my Valentine's package this year.
Nothing says I love you like Shamwow's and Shamwow mini's!
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 -
I had sex on the 16th hole of the exclusive St.louis Country Club.
I wish some of the old snoots had seen that display!
It was a hole in one!
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They did see it and they reported you! My mother still hasn't recovered from seeing that shit! She said you like to be on top, you hor!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 7:18pm.
So, it was YOU that ruined the old monuments in the cemetery here!
You caused quite the stir!
Several years ago a bunch of kids turned over obelisks and other old tombstones in our fair town.
Yeah, my golf story was cheesy but true.