Friday, February 27th 2009
Diddy Is No Sting
Diddy is having tantric sex 24-hours a day, because he's always stroking his own massive fucking ego. Welcome.
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- stoney would never go on
6 sec ago - Yummy. Two fat fossils
26 sec ago - Bob Ross caught in the heat
40 sec ago - THANKSGIVING DINNER: So
1 min 1 sec ago - Pirate-in-the-hat!
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1 min 7 sec ago - Submitted by jack-n-the-hat
1 min 14 sec ago - Goopy for #1 - how could I
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1 min 30 sec ago - No need to heat up those
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gyeah
lol just go to where is says edit
Why 36 hours? Does he have some kinda contract?
Is there money in this? Is that what he's saying?
While I'm at it with the questions...does he even know what Tantric sex is? How can he be Twittering and having Tantric sex....? It doesn't make any sense unless twittering has no capitol and you're using it as a made up word for what's happening to you when you're having sex...you know?
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
shamwow guy is hott
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
OH MAN I DIDNT MEAN TO POST THAT !! SCRATCH SCRATCH DO OVER CROSS THAT OUT XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXX NO no
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 7:07pm.
HEY i had sex at night in Central Park and i'm not even a gay man.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 7:07pm.
bmitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 7:06pm.
I had sex on the kitchen table once.
Yeah, I'm such a rebel.
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I had sex on the 16th hole of the exclusive St.louis Country Club.
I wish some of the old snoots had seen that display!
It was a hole in one!
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Gawd, that was cheezy but I loved it.
I had sex in a graveyard, up against a 30-ft high obelisk. Knocked the durn thing over. Oopsy
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Anger, hatred and bitterness are the three things my doctor told me I was full of after getting my blood test results. -MK
In 11 1/2 hours, he can switch hands!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Lavadama on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 7:10pm.
I can totally picture diddy saying this: ZOMG, you guys! A girl is touching my penis!!! *giggles and snorts*
What a fucking idiot you are, Diddy. I will always hate you for bringing Aubrey HOday onto the general population. Die during orgasm, fart knocker.
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LMAO! XD
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Anger, hatred and bitterness are the three things my doctor told me I was full of after getting my blood test results. -MK
And it's so good he's twittering throughout? That turd is full of a lot more than backed-up jizz.
Submitted by xxyxz on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 6:36pm.
Sheeps
with who??
3:20. Yes, minutes. New personal best. *smug*
Its so nice being born straight...you never feel an urge to reinforce that you are
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I can totally picture diddy saying this: ZOMG, you guys! A girl is touching my penis!!! *giggles and snorts*
What a fucking idiot you are, Diddy. I will always hate you for bringing Aubrey HOday onto the general population. Die during orgasm, fart knocker.
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"Uncle Willy needs to shut the fuck up. He needs to go outside, fuck a goat, inhale some more Jenkem and keep his trap shut" MK 2/28/08
he is sooo unattractive and soooo ignorant, i don't even wanna think about him sexing
The lucky guy is his hand (they have a very intimate relationship).
bmitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 7:06pm.
I had sex on the kitchen table once.
Yeah, I'm such a rebel.
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I had sex on the 16th hole of the exclusive St.louis Country Club.
I wish some of the old snoots had seen that display!
It was a hole in one!
Submitted by gyeah on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 7:05pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 6:39pm.
I am 7 weeks without sex.
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nevermind.
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Too late! Haha!
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
What a pompous asshole.
I sure hope he has a big dick cuz thats his only saving grace given he can't rap for shit and is butt ugly!
xo
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Submitted by gyeah on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 7:05pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 6:39pm.
I am 7 weeks without sex.
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what's "sex"
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Haha! The only thing I could give up for lent and actually not cheat!
I had sex on the kitchen table once.
Yeah, I'm such a rebel.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 6:39pm.
I am 7 weeks without sex.
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nevermind.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Submitted by gyeah on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 7:05pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 6:39pm.
I am 7 weeks without sex.
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what's "sex"
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Yeah, I was curious about that too:(
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
I don't believe it anyway, but who would want to fuck this mouthbreather for 36 hours?
Submitted by WinosNeighbour on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 7:01pm.
who writes blogs during sex? that boring?
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I was going to say, it cant be that good if you're TWITtering
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
What the..... ugh!
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Making Al Pastor Burritos for M.E.
P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
"I'm a rapper. That's just what I do, Katie." - Lil' Wayne on weed.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 6:41pm.
LCT- You can snicker love, but no one else!
Diddy is in the same boat as us, he just refuses to admit it!
@total randomness
No no no no no.
He is having the tantric sex sesson WITH Kanye!
btw:
who writes blogs during sex? that boring?
Submitted by Total Randomness on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 6:46pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 6:36pm.
I can't take discussing him AND Kanye in one afternoon. It's like a tie as to who's the bigger arsehole. Have mercy, MK.
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So fucking true... I go with P. Diddy. He used the death of his best friend to get where he is. Kanye is just a deuce.
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put em both in a cage together and let them peen-slap to the death! "Two go in, but only one comes out".
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I've had sex on acid. YO!
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
I've had sex for 6-8 hours on meth. Your vadge gets so effin raw. Kids don't try this @ home! TRIX are for kids!
"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde
Submitted by Total Randomness on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 6:46pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 6:36pm.
I can't take discussing him AND Kanye in one afternoon. It's like a tie as to who's the bigger arsehole. Have mercy, MK.
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So fucking true... I go with P. Diddy. He used the death of his best friend to get where he is. Kanye is just a deuce.
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put em both in a cage together and let them peen-slap to the death! "Two go in, but only one comes out".
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
this is so teenager bullshit, who needs to tell others that they're having sex?
loser!
Submitted by -ohmy- on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 6:43pm.
It's SO good that you can twitter while you do it.. LOL
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Hell, I thought twitter was another term for having sex!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 6:36pm.
I can't take discussing him AND Kanye in one afternoon. It's like a tie as to who's the bigger arsehole. Have mercy, MK.
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So fucking true... I go with P. Diddy. He used the death of his best friend to get where he is. Kanye is just a deuce.
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Playing Russian Roulette with a Glock is a very hard game to win.
It's SO good that you can twitter while you do it.. LOL
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 6:39pm.
I am 7 weeks without sex. I decided that that would be what I gave up for lent because it would be easy to stick to it (no jokes please!)
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Am I allowed to snicker, and they cry on the toilet because I've remembered that I have no right to judge?
I am 7 weeks without sex. I decided that that would be what I gave up for lent because it would be easy to stick to it (no jokes please!)
yea, with another dude. you suck.
i don't even know what this tool does anymore. i just see him in shitty overpriced vodka commercials.
Who's the lucky guy?
Fuck you, PDoody! I'm FIVE DAYS into the flu, so go fuck a goat!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
There are only a few seats left on the Crazy Train. Buy your tickets nows!
Sheeps
with who??
I can't take discussing him AND Kanye in one afternoon. It's like a tie as to who's the bigger arsehole. Have mercy, MK.
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Bolloxology
The better questions is whose he doing that with? Himself? He & Kim Porter are Dunzo right....???
Who gives a fuck about this stupid pedophile, Sex with stuffed animals doesn't count DIDDLES.
Big deal: I'm two minutes into a 72-hr tantric sex session.
@ Madame Pince --
OMG, your avie! Your avie! I am so trying not to explode with laughter right now (I supposed to be workin) XD
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Anger, hatred and bitterness are the three things my doctor told me I was full of after getting my blood test results. -MK
Gross!:0(
Oh fuck I hope one of his ex's posts a video of him prematurely ejaculating. Pllleeeaaasseeeeee let it happen. I would so have tantric sex with myself for 8 days if someone did that.
diddy is another one that I get the bi vibe from, but I guess that's not the new
If I had to have sex with Diddy I'd probably start blogging and Twittering just to pass the time too.