Diddy Is No Sting

Every time this asshole opens his mouth, I want to shut it. Forcibly.

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“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”

I don't have one clue about what Twitter is or how it works or how you get one.

I'm thinking this is not a bad thing.

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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK

... maybe I'm just stupid but isn't this whole tantric sex thing a joke?
I mean thirty six hours of going at it? Hell six hours? Pleeease.

Oh and Diddy, you stopped being relevant a looong ass time ago.

He just said he's having sex for 36 hours, not that he's having sex with another person. That's how he types his updates; he's an expert at one-handed typing.

Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 6:17pm.
I'm a chick. And I'm outta here!

Happy weekend, whores.

Drinks on me!
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Sorry, doll. I qouted you as a "him".

xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

I've had a 6 hour sex session. But that was due to the X in my candyflip.

I would not ever have sex for that long. Me damn vajayjay would run off!

His last tweet:

iamdiddy1: hour down 35 more to go. Focus sean focus!!!

about 7 hours ago from Twitterberry
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I'm confused as to why his 36 hour sexathon's last update was 7 hours ago???? Hmmm...

Thanks, Diddy. He waits until Friday night to tell us this so no one will be able to have sex since we'll all be thinking about him rooting around like a pig. Fantastic.

Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 6:20pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 6:03pm.
Vama Marga dude!

and Jai Ho!
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It's Jive Ho, thank you

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Yeah, that was my orig. way of saying it, but I thought given the tantric nature of this thread, someone might correct me so I did it the right way.

The Jive Ho commercial is on at this very moment.Lol!

G'bye Stoney - may you have many satisfying poops at home this weekend ;)

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Anger, hatred and bitterness are the three things my doctor told me I was full of after getting my blood test results. -MK

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 6:18pm.

And I don't know about anyone else, but even the thought of having sex for 36 hours gives me a urinary tract infection. Jeebus - my cooter would fall out. No thanks!
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Talk about internal vaginal fissures. You'd need 13 tubes of KY to pull that one off.

Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 6:03pm.
Vama Marga dude!

and Jai Ho!
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It's Jive Ho, thank you

over 150,000 people follow Ashton's twitter...the world is in trouble, especially in the area of spelling...the boy can not spell, sereusly

And I don't know about anyone else, but even the thought of having sex for 36 hours gives me a urinary tract infection. Jeebus - my cooter would fall out. No thanks!

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Anger, hatred and bitterness are the three things my doctor told me I was full of after getting my blood test results. -MK

Isn't he always pulling a tantrum?

i just read my twitter and added my boy, diddy...i have been following ashton and demi and john mayer just for fun the last two weeks...ashton tweets about kabbalah, demi actually seems fairly sweet, mayer is always brooding, and diddy apparently is really into God and tantric sex...oh, and I've been following Anderson Cooper...his gives u links to the news stories he's doing

ROTFLMAO!

Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 5:59pm.

Just because you do so much coke you can't come in your hooker for six hours doesn't mean you're practicing tantric sex, doody.

He is lucky he is so rich, if he wasnt he would just be another really ugly obnoxious dude.

I'm a chick. And I'm outta here!

Happy weekend, whores.

Drinks on me!

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 6:06pm.

Who's the lucky guy?
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GAH! LOLOLOLOL XD

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Anger, hatred and bitterness are the three things my doctor told me I was full of after getting my blood test results. -MK

Sting recanted his claim that he had tantric sex for hours and hours. He said it was more like dinner, a movie and hours of begging.

I think we can safely assume Diddy skipped the dinner and movie.

Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 5:59pm.
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Wait. Stoney, are you doll or a dude?

xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

Submitted by urmomma on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 6:13pm.

True 'dat. Truth, but still...D-O-O-D-Y. Oh, man, I have got to quit mixing my nyquil with vodka and cranberry-pomegranate juice.
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You said doody. *snicker*

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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK

@paris herpes..."ONE of the last times" ; )
me too i havent done it in years, between the squirts and my weiner shrinking I asked myself why am i spending 80$ to stay awake. I read Artie Langes bio and he said something interesting in regards to his coke addiction..."I think i liked the rush of going out and getting it rather then actually doing it" i kind of agree

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 6:08pm.
People. this is a hack! It's like when someone posed as Shitney and talked about what a redneck she is or when they did Bill O'Reilly and said he likes dudes.
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True 'dat. Truth, but still...D-O-O-D-Y. Oh, man, I have got to quit mixing my nyquil with vodka and cranberry-pomegranate juice.

xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

Drive-by kisses everyone

xoxoxo

Jennifer Lopez must be kicking herself for ever letting this tool "get away."

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http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
Let's just get it out in the open. Just because you are a rabid adopter, zealous breeder, star as benighted mothers in movies no one watches and live in France, you are not a better person.

So fucking big deal, I'm having sex right now while typing this, and holding a glass of wine, smoking a cigarette, and changing channels on the telly.

Kim Porter must be kicking herself for ever being with this tool.

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Let's just get it out in the open. Just because you are a rabid adopter, zealous breeder, star as benighted mothers in movies no one watches and live in France, you are not a better person.

Submitted by cornpone on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 6:09pm.

more like 36 hour tantric mouth-breathing
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! Nice.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 6:08pm.

And the goat would close it's mouf.
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And look at my ass, not the mirror.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. What a douchenozzle that he stopped to Twitter that boring ass bullshit.

more like 36 hour tantric mouth-breathing

People. this is a hack! It's like when someone posed as Shitney and talked about what a redneck she is or when they did Bill O'Reilly and said he likes dudes.

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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK

hahahahaha!! i'm going to my twitter account right now and adding p.diddy...u think i'm kidding!...i only hope and pray that Kayne will start up on twitter!

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 6:06pm.
Oh he must be GREAT in the sack. Texting and blogging while fucking.

You must be so proud Diddy.

PS. I'd have better sex with a goat. At least it'd be more attentive.

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And the goat would close it's mouf.

my eyes are 6 and a half minutes into quittin this bitch since i read this

Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 5:59pm.
Just because you do so much coke you can't come in your hooker for six hours doesn't mean you're practicing tantric sex, doody.
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Oh, LMFAO! (he said doody...still laughing)

xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

Oh he must be GREAT in the sack. Texting and blogging while fucking.

You must be so proud Diddy.

PS. I'd have better sex with a goat. At least it'd be more attentive.

Provolone, that reminds me one time when i did coke and i ended up being on the toilet for about an hour. methinks something was cut with baby laxatives. that was one of the LAST times I ever did coke in fact.

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

Who's the lucky guy?

This is why TWITTER needs to go. Who the fuck cares about him getting his woody handled? Or Erykah Baduh's labor pains?

Fuck TWITTER.
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Try the Cardiologist's diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.

ugh who would want to sit on that nasty dick for 36 hours?

Ah another "celeb" and their Twitter have been hacked. *yawn*

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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK

I AM 6 1/2 HOURS INTO MY I CAN'T WAIT TO GET OFF WORK AND START DRINKING 48 HOURS OVER THE WEEKEND!

*hic* somehow I'm repeating myssself.

*vomits*

Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 5:59pm.
Just because you do so much coke you can't come in your hooker for six hours doesn't mean you're practicing tantric sex, doody.

22 of those 36 hours will be spent on the bowl because his coke was cut with too much baby laxatives

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Vama Marga dude!

and Jai Ho!

MUST BE GREAT FUCKING SEX, IF YOUR ON YOUR SHIT WRITING ABOUT IT YOU FUCKING LOSER!!