Friday, February 27th 2009

Diddy Is No Sting

Diddy is having tantric sex 24-hours a day, because he's always stroking his own massive fucking ego. Welcome.

Source VIA The Frisky

Posted by: Michael K


WipeOutPutOutGetOut's picture

Most people would probably get bored after the first few hours or so, no matter how amazing it is. I don't like to do anything 36 hours straight. Whoever he's doing it with is probably reading magazines or talking on the phone as he pleasures himself... ugh... bad image.

paulapoo's picture

Right now I'm tantric beer drinking.

paulapoo's picture

Right now I'm tantric beer drinking.

joanne's picture

Only a bit over 6 hours and he's bored already. Poor boy.

huckabay's picture

@Stoney:
LMAO!! So true, so true.

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paulapoo's picture

Fuck that tantric sex. I'm into tantric napping.

paris herpes's picture

TMI TMI TMI!!!! I think I officially hate P. Diddy more than Kanye. At least Kanye is for the most part asexual these days. I think I've seen him with one fembot and she probably had no sexual organs.

"The master's tools will never dismantle the master's house." Audre Lorde

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Ick, TMI!

Provolone's picture

poor poor fonzworth bentley
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Stoney's picture

Just because you do so much coke you can't come in your hooker for six hours doesn't mean you're practicing tantric sex, doody.

shut the smurf up's picture

and?..... who gives a fuck.

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

I just threw up my lunch!

angel_i's picture

Yeah, becuz if you Twitter it, it's automatically true. *eyeroll*

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