Dumb Bitches Of The Day
I understand that IN THIS ECONOMY, a bitch has gotta do what they gotta do to pay off their meth bill and keep the MD 20/20 fully stocked in their trailer cooler. But, if you're going to trade your kids in for some shit, at least be smart about it!
You see, 51-year-old Donna Greenwell of Louisiana, the beauty queen on the left, tried to trade two kids for $175 and a $1500 cockatoo. The bitches she was going to trade with are the supermodels on the right, Paul and Brandy Romero. Cops say that Donna is not the mother of the 4-year-old and 5-year-old kid she was trying to get some coin for. One of the detectives on the case said, "The Romeros had good intentions from what we see. They really wanted to take care of the kids."
The trade was all done by phone after Donna, a trucker with a criminal record, spotted a flier at a livestock barn selling a cockatoo for $1,500. Donna originally wanted to sell the kids to the Romeros for $2000, but when they said they couldn't pay that, she said she would take the bird as payment.
Okay, this is what I don't understand. Why in beauty sleep hell would you trade in noisy for noisy? That doesn't make any sense to me. I'd trade in two kids for a cock or two, but not a loud ass cockatoo. Dumb bitches all around!
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May the giant cockatoo in the sky have diarrhea on their heads.
Where is MK is what I want to know!!!
why does the trucker lady look like Marge from pee wee hermans movie , big top?(i think), the one where he lost his bike
I feel bad for the kids. Who do they belong to???
"Okay, this is what I don't understand. Why in beauty sleep hell would you trade in noisy for noisy? That doesn't make any sense to me. I'd trade in two kids for a cock or two, but not a loud ass cockatoo. Dumb bitches all around!"
Insight like this above is why you are one of the greatest humorists of our time. Love you! And I DO mean it. ;)
Submitted by lizzieb on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 10:11am.
Attractive kids cost more.
heehee. Yes! Good morning (my time) to you. *drinking bracing black Joe*
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:36pm.
Sounds like Angie overpaid.
Attractive kids cost more.
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It's easy to distract fat people. In fact, it's a piece of cake.
Unbelievable.
Be the change you wish to see in the world-Gandhi
Mmmm...pass. I don't care for meth, birds, or inbreds.
Next!
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IN THIS ECONOMY, a bitch has gotta do what they gotta do to pay off their meth bill and keep the MD 20/20 fully stocked in their trailer cooler.--MK
Some people need to be killed, and often. That's this bunch of trash right here. The human race will be better for it.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 10:05pm.
These people resemble maggots to me...Really, look at them. They actually give you an appreciation for the elegance of maggots. You humans sure are fugly...
Haha. These people actually scare the shit out of me...sick bastids.
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You thought you were there to guide me
You were only in my way
You're wrong if you think that I'll be just like you
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 9:16pm.
I totally respect your reticence.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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why are some people born?
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nice ass...when does it open?
Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 10:06pm.
Hey TL, you got that sock monkey outta yo ass yet?
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Oh, cute, cute, cute...How would you like to be shitting poly/cotton/nylon fuzz balls for weeks all cuz some pervy sockmonkey sold you some bad 'nip so she could get a peice of tiger ass? Huh? How would you feel? VIOLATED, HUMILIATED, SHAMED, ANGERED, that's how...and to make matters worse, she won't even return my calls....:-(
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Hey TL, you got that sock monkey outta yo ass yet?
These people resemble maggots to me...Really, look at them. They actually give you an appreciation for the elegance of maggots. You humans sure are fugly...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Polly wanna cracker?
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:36pm.
Sounds like Angie overpaid.
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oh, I just read that...too funny!
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Okay, this is what I don't understand. Why in beauty sleep hell would you trade in noisy for noisy? That doesn't make any sense to me. I'd trade in two kids for a cock or two, but not a loud ass cockatoo. Dumb bitches all around!
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As usual, Michael K put it in perspective...
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:10pm.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 7:51pm.
They are truly lovely.
BTW: What charity do you work for? You can tell me to MYOB if you want.
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Mmmmm...I don't want to say. Is that weird of me? I'm totally not creeped out by you asking. I think it's something like, I feel if I say where I work somehow, magically, they're gonna find out how often I'm on here!
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Freedoms costs a buck-o-fiiiiiiive
what the fuck is this fresh hell????????????/
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it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
Shoot them. Just shoot all three.
Submitted by BrownHankyWithW... on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:35pm.
Didn't take the meds today?
Submitted by BrownHankyWithW... on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:35pm.
Is it wrong that I want to give head to the bald satan-looking guy?
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Depends. Does he have a Black Amex Card?
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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So where did the crazy old lady get those poor kids, maybe she made a bad trade and realized that a bunch of kids costs alot of money, even if you feed them every other day. I have to say Spagettio's cost alot. Bird food is expensive but at least that is like a one a month buy....maybe she was planning on fattening that bird up till it was like the size of a turkey and trying to eat it.........
"Eagles may soar, but weasels are never sucked into jet engines"
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:35pm
Oh nonsense!
I am just a girl from a small town, with big dreams!
Submitted by BrownHankyWithW... on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:35pm.
Is it wrong that I want to give head to the bald satan-looking guy?
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Ummmmm......... YES!
Sounds like Angie overpaid.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:30pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:29pm.
And they cum in bunches.
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ROTLMAO. *bows to the most excellent punster*
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Is it wrong that I want to give head to the bald satan-looking guy?
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"Oh you little bitch troll from hell!" -- Patsy Stone
devilgirl, you're on a roll with the Bob Saget jokes a la AFHV.
Fuckin' Nannerpuss Rocks!!!!!!!!
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"...Soon we'll be away from here. Step on the gas and wipe that tear away...."
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:29pm.
And they cum in bunches.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:24pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:19pm.
Can I trade bananas for a hot man?
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Romannce the bananas, then there is no need for trade.
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Besides, bananas are easily replaceable when they get too soft and mooshy.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:26pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:24pm.
Romannce the bananas, then there is no need for trade.
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Oh, Mr. Banana, I have never seen another with such yellowness as your own. Your ridges and brown crusty ends have got me yearning to feel your stiff crookedness underneath the thin layer of Durex (just in case you're coated with spiderwebs and Mexico badness).
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LMAO!
Shoot with talk like that, the banana will never split after sex! * DA DA DUMP*
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:24pm.
Romannce the bananas, then there is no need for trade.
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Oh, Mr. Banana, I have never seen another with such yellowness as your own. Your ridges and brown crusty ends have got me yearning to feel your stiff crookedness underneath the thin layer of Durex (just in case you're coated with spiderwebs and Mexico badness).
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 8:19pm.
Can I trade bananas for a hot man?
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Romannce the bananas, then there is no need for trade.
Submitted by xxyxz on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 7:44pm.
DG
I know ,right?
My SIL works there! Some heads are going to roll! People thought it was a drill!
I would have died if it was my baby!
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Wow, so you had first hand knowledge!
Yes, that kid stealing is terrible. People are sick!
The kids belong to somebody else that met Dear Donna over a year ago. She was the friend of a friend they met at a stock car race. No joke I'm fucking serious. She has a lenthly crim record and at first was called a convicted pedo. I don't know how true the pedo is but that's what the papers were saying at first. If you want to read more on it. Why?I don't know. Look at the Alexandria Daily Town Talk in Alexandria Louisiana.
Can I trade bananas for a hot man?
OMFG!!!!! I've been wondering the same fucking thing. Why the hell would you trade noisy messy kids for noisy messy bird. I just couldn't say that infront of all the holier than though jesus thumpers here in Louisiana. Geezu. In the two lovely's on the right they probably didn't know it was wrong as they do come from very isolated towns in the woods where everybody has been related for the past 100 years.
That cockatoo dodged a bullet right there...Whew!
And if those kids weren't even hers, how the hell could she sell them?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
This is some PETE'S DRAGON shit!
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Fri, 02/27/2009 - 7:51pm.
They are truly lovely.
BTW: What charity do you work for? You can tell me to MYOB if you want.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Maybe Brandy wanted a little brother and sister for her son Paul.
@ Sheeps:
Whoa, man! Reign in those powers before you hurt someone!
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Anger, hatred and bitterness are the three things my doctor told me I was full of after getting my blood test results. -MK
According to The Smoking Gun, the woman who tried to trade the kids is also a convicted pedophile.
Some sick-ass people in this world, goddamn.
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"What doesn't kill you, only makes you STRANGER."
Nonny
I'm sorry that happened :(
Brilliant post and you fuckers are making me laugh the sads away!