Friday, February 27th 2009

They Really Are The New Ike & Tina

Princess RiRi of the Universe is reportedly back with the bitch who busted two horns in her wondrous tenhead three weeks ago. That's what People claims and they are usually right. Unfortunately.

A source said, "They're together again. They care for each other. While Chris is reflective and saddened about what happened, he is really happy to be with the woman he loves."

The source went on to say that they are hiding out in one of Diddy's houses. Wait. Are they the ones having tantric sex with Diddy? That would explain why RiRi took that bitch back. Any kind of sex with Diddy will make you delusional in the brains.

But seriously, WHY?! Why, Riri?! When a dude tells you he'll never do it again. Nine times out of ten, the motherfucker is lie-telling. Majorly. RiRi really needs to rent What's Love Got To Do With It? to see how this is going to play out. Don't eat the cake, RiRi! In fact, walk away from the fucking cake!

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All these celeb friends of Chris and Rhianna are saying give them space, we dont know what happened, yaddy yaddy yaddy. There is no frigging reason for any one to be physically abusive to another. I dont give a shit if Chris had found Rhianna with a man laying pipe on her...he has no right to do that. So all this shit with Bow Wow saying we dont know what happened...give them space... and some of the same kinds of shit coming out of these so call celebrity friends' mouth is such bull crap. Its as if we were to find out the reason why Chris messed up her face like that we are all going to have this epiphany and we will be like....'oh I understand!...darn, he shoulda beat her some mo'!. Ah Ah ...No reason is good enough for me, I aint going to understand a man beating down a woman...ever! He needs help and Rhianna better check out herself too because she is buying herself another celeb whooping. She probably likes it. What the hell am I fussing about!

kiwikim's picture

The way this guy is looking into the camera in this picture creeps me out. The way she is fawning all over him creeps me out.

I think her career is over. As much as we make fun of Vadge, people are attracted to power. They don't want some woman acting all strong on stage and then walking off stage to give her money to her pimp man.
She's young. She'll learn. Hopefully she won't be bitter.

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Great message to send to her young female fans! All the sympathy I had for her has evaporated. People should stop listening to both of these twats and let them fade into obscurity.
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That's exactly what I was thinking. Jay-Z needs to drop her ass and find another protege with some common sense. Most of her fans are young girls, and whether she likes it or not, they look up to her. She is basically saying it is OK to go back to a guy who beats the shit out of you and then leave you on the street like trash. To top it all off, his camp put out all these different stories about how she deserved it. DUMB. If this all started over some text he got from another woman, why not tell him to go to the chick since he wanted to get to her so bad. Man if this is love, I can truely do without it. They should start taking away her endorsements. Everything but cover girl--she's gonna need that.

Damn, look at Halle. She is 80% deaf in one ear because of an abusive BF. But, I guess she is one of those people who will have to learn the hard way. BTW, what the hell those Diddy have to do with this? Why did he take it upon himself to get involved?
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Candy's picture

If she ever sings Take a Bow again she should get stoned. I need to go to her myspace page.....
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Yes she's a moron for going back but going back is pretty typical for battered women. Isolation and people saying she deserves beatings is the last thing this girl needs. Chris has had a whole year to break her down and make her feel like a piece of caca. Girl suffers from low self worth.

Honeymoon periods will become non-existent and soon beatings will come every day.

Hopefully, the girl will escape with her life. Unfortunately, she is going to need extensive therapy. Being abused affects how you love yourself and others for the rest of your life.

Having been in her shoes, I feel really sorry for her. Her life sucks!!

Pamela's picture

Great message to send to her young female fans! All the sympathy I had for her has evaporated. People should stop listening to both of these twats and let them fade into obscurity.

Hey Precious Darling - that just about sums you up now doesn't it?

Joe Shmoe - I've heard a lot of stuff about how she paid people to follow him when he was on tour to check he wasn't cheating and also a report that their fight started over a text he got from another woman which made Rihanna crazy. But really its just my assessment of why women often stay with men who beat them or cheat on them/treat them like shite (my mum and her twat of her boyfriend for example, not the beating part but he's the biggest piece of shit the world ever saw).

I just could never understand the reasons why people put up with it until I fell in love and felt this crazy feeling. Its the most horrendous feeling in the world, especially when that person doesn't want you and you genuinely will put up with anything from them cos to be without them would be worse than anything they do to you. So that's why I think you get couples like Amy Winehouse and Blake FC; they've got such a crazy, irrational, obsessional love going on that whatever he does to her she'd rather go back than be without him.

Basically I don't think the only reason women go back to abusive men is that they can't leave for financial reasons or they're scared, I think sometimes it is because they can't bear to lose them. And domestic violence goes on with a lot more people then people would expect, its not just downtrodden wives. An ex-flatmate of mine, one of the most good-looking girls I have ever known, was in an abusive relationship when she was younger and she said it was caused by the fact that he was so jealous of her. I was amazed that she put up with it but there you go, it does happen.

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She must like getting the shit beat out of her, maybe its like foreplay.Most women are forced to stay with an abuser, Lack of family,no money, they threaten to take the children. She could walk and never look back. Sick, sick, girl.

I never get these women...he loves me & didn't mean to beat me...major BS

This woman is an idiot!
This man is an idiot!
They obviously deserve each other!
Can't wait til her body shows up, wrapped
in a bloody carpet.
Fuck these two, flashes in the pan.

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Reminds me of that old page that sings YOU ARE AN IDIOT! HA HA HAHAHAH HAH HAHAHA HAAAAAAAA

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roxie's picture

I wonder if he would fight Mike Tyson. He's too young too remember a little game called Mike Tyson's Punch Out.

kww's picture

That SOB will do it again if she stays with him long enough...this was not a simple shove this was uncontrolled rage...he could kill her next time...I read she was raised in an abusive home watching her parents fighting all the time and Dad doing drugs...she has to resist her tendency to gravitate to her dysfunctional comfort zone. That is what all survivors of abusive upbringings must do. Please Halle Berry talk with this girl...hopefully she will reach out to her...Bless her...*sigh*

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TMZ are saying "Rihanna is being shadowed by one of Jay Z's beefy bodyguards"

Isn't he stalking the wrong person? I'll personally give the bodyguard $5 to follow CB into a dark alley.

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Submitted by roxie on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 8:03pm.
The police report says Chris is 6'2'', 195 lbs. That doesn't sound accurate.

They often pull that from the suspect's driver's license. In Cali, you can self-report that stuff. That's why mine says 27, blond, and slender.

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Dumbass.

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where are her friends? I hope at least somebody screamed "HE WILL BEAT YOU AGAIN" at her. Maybe it sunk it waaaaaaay back in her head, and it is still there creeping up on her. Maybe they will only last a couple of more weeks and she will come to her senses.

I hope so, for her sake.

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shandi on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 3:55p

Look how high her boob is pushed up in that picture. I believe there is a nip slip there

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This is part of the reason she got her ass beat. She made him look bad. I'm not getting into the "right" or the "wrong" of it all. I'm just saying he does not strike me as someone who can take it.

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roxie's picture

The police report says Chris is 6'2'', 195 lbs. That doesn't sound accurate.

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Submitted by Keane on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 7:11pm.
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How do you know that Rihanna is jealously, obsessive over Chris Brown? (your experience aside) I'm not dismissing it out of hand - just wondering where you saw that?

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The conspiracy side of my brain was thinking last night and I think she's back together with him to try and build a strong case against him for the LAPD. I think she's going to do anything and everything to get this guy to hit her again, run to the cops and send his ass to jail.

Aww, fuck. Who am I thinking, bitch isn't smart enough to think of that.

Alright, I'm off to read more about Marilyn Monroe and JFK's affair.
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roxie's picture

Actually Chris claims he's 6'1''. Still not buying it. You can tell in those new swimming trunk pics.

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Chris Brown 6'2? R u shitttin me?
This midget is barely 5'8!
And she is taller and bigger then him!
Ahahaha 6'2 .. He'za angry midget!

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I don't think he is 6-2 like he claims. He is about 5-10 tops. He even claims in an old People interview that he is so tall that is he were any taller he couldn't even dance.

Oceannia420 - uh, no she doesn't, nobody deserves to be beaten honey, no matter what they've done.

PreciousDarling - you really are one aren't you? And have you thought of going into the legal profession by any chance because a more convincing defense of a wife-beater I have never heard:

"she fucking ripped keys out of an ignition of a expensive car, and I am sure she is a total fucking dramatic bitch, sorry, but she was on her phone probably pretending to talk to a friend saying, call the cops, and he probably thought this chick is a cunt".

Only problem with it is that its slightly thin on facts. Don't think yeah "she probably" and "he probably" stands up too well in court does it?

And re: your post, seriously if that's all you can think of to write, don't waste your finger energy love, I'm sure they could be much better exercised elsewhere.

Ok, contrary to what most people on this thread think, I have not lost sympathy for Rihanna cos she's gone back to Chris. Up until about 5 years ago I would have agreed with you all but at theat point in time I didn't know what mad, obsessive, irrational, jealous love can do to someone. Fortunately I've never been in a violent relationship and I'm not sure whether this would make a big difference, but I have certainly been treated horrendously badly by someone I was very much in love with during one of the worst periods of my life (for a whole host of other reasons).

It was a girl as a matter of fact and she can be a grade A bitch but for some reaosn I was madly in love with her and no matter what she said, no matter what she did and no matter how much my friends tried to talk me out of it, I could not stop loving her. Cry me a river? I cried a fucking ocean for that broad, but I'm over it now. It did take me however until she accused me of "trying to lay guilt trips on people" when I asked to speak to her after the sudden death of the man who had been a father to me since I was 19 that my feelings finally and eventually changed, after 3 long years of emotional torture. I'm so happy I'm out of that place now but for a very long time I would have forgiven this girl anything I was so obsessed by her. Jealous, irrational love can not be reasoned with, it defies all forms of logic, and it sounds very much to me like Rihanna has it. And I think it will probably take her a few more years and unfortunately possibly a few more beatdowns before she stops being controlled by it.

Oh god, she fucking ripped keys out of an ignition of a expensive car, and I am sure she is a total fucking dramatic bitch, sorry, but she was on her phone probably pretending to talk to a friend saying, call the cops, and he probably thought this chick is a cunt, I am sure he fought back, lets not act like she is some meek mild woman.

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O yeah - I should put this here:

Diary of a Tired Black Man.

Not necessarily what you think.

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WTF RiRi!!!!!!!!!!! Don't even go back to him!!! WTF are you thinking??? Some ladies never fucking learn!!!!!!!! IF he kicks your ass again !! Bitch ~ YOU fucking deserve every bitch slap he lays on you!! Hell to the fuck ~~ NO!!!!!!

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I knew it which is why I stopped posting about it after the first week. Watch for the comback
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Not surprised, they are both trash. Thanks a lot you two for making our kids think it is OK to return back to someone that almost killed you. I hope your love is enough, because your careers are over. Thank goodness for that. I will never watch them perform or buy their music ever again. I'm done! Please don't have children!!!

Hekki's picture

Called it. Waiting for the backlash.

As Dr. Phil (whom I ordinarily despise) says: "At some point, you stop being a victim and start being a volunteer". Rihanna just went over to the "Volunteer" side.

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This situation is unfortunate, because it's obvious that Rhianna has absolutely no parental guidance.

What Rhianna doesn't realize is that once she goes back. It will be down hill for her much more than for Chris. He will end up just like R Kelly and go on and still make millions. While Rhianna slowly will lose her endorsements and Jay Z will drop her ass from his label. And then five years from now she will be known as some dumbass that got her ass beat by her boyfriend...sad just sad!

LuLu Fitz's picture

I called it. It will happen again. Chris lost nothing because of his actions. I wonder what would have happened to Rhianna if she was the one that clocked him and he was the one in the hospital?

shandi's picture

Look how high her boob is pushed up in that picture. I believe there is a nip slip there, being hidden by the handle of a serving piece. I never noticed that before.

If she is back with him, then she is just dumb.

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Dumb dumb she's dumb bum bum dee bumm bumm
This is disturbia...

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Submitted by TiredofthisCrap on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 12:07pm.
No one in the neighborhood saw or heard anything, because they would be witnesses for her.

What alternate universe were you visiting when this story initially broke??? The person who called the cops wasn't Rihanna, and it wasn't one of her friends--it was an unrelated, uninvolved witness in the neighborhood who heard a woman screaming and made the call. There were witnesses at the hospital when she was admitted who can attest to the physical condition she was in at the time.

From the LA Times, 2/8/09:
"Brown and Rihanna, whose full name is Robyn Rihanna Fenty, were apparently in a car together and got into an argument on North June Street, according to a Los Angeles Police Department statement. Brown stopped the car, the two got out, and the argument escalated, according to police.

A witness called 911, but Brown was gone when officers arrived at the scene. The woman suffered visible injuries and identified Brown as her attacker, according to police."

I can't even begin to address your theory that the girl 'fell' onto him...you, sir or madam, are delusional at best.
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Sugaroo -

I know I recognized that hot piece of ass from somewhere.. He was ELTON in Clueless... Elt-awn as Brittany Murphy pronounced it .. and he was in "Thirteen" ~~~ He is hottttttttttttt.

Thanks for the dreamy avie... :D

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How sad. She could have been a great role model for all her young fans about how to stand up for better treatment of women in society.

My sympathy is quickly waning.

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Idiot. That is what she is. An idiot. She is saying that it's okay to go back to someone who is abusive. She is someone who is a role model for so many young girls, and I am disgusted. So, so stupid. I feel no sympathy.

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Hi all...just dropping by for some quickies...

I thought Jay-Z was a big pal of Rihanna's and was muttering about administering a beatdown to Chris Brown?

I am disappointed that Rhianna went back to him (if that is really what happened)...the cycle of abuse and forgiveness will just continue.

And...is LAPD still pursuing this mess in a court of law?

(I said "quickies"...huhuhuhuhuh)

WOW! 703 posts! Have I missed anything good?

I guess our resident uber christians' prayers have been answered!

ABRAHAM DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by fuckingclassy on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 1:51pm.

at this point the ho deserves what she gets

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? Deserves ? She be stoopid but deserve anudder beating ? Gawd 'elp us!

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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 12:12pm.

Khia!

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good choice...lol

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at this point the ho deserves what she gets

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 1:40pm.

No way! They threw out MORE posts?!?!
So sad. One thing I like about this place is that it's JUST DListed. Open forum - even when it's upsetting - is a really good thing, I think. There are boundaries mind, I don't like crossing, but I like to think that ours generally allow more room to move...*sigh*

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I heard they did it again a few nights ago when the pic of Rihanna all beat up came out.

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been there done that and it always turns out the same, he wont change... it just goes to show u that you can be rich and famous and still have no self-esteem

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 1:33pm.

I was so incensed they tossed those posts in the crapper. We had some gold up in there, I tell ya! GOLD!
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No way! They threw out MORE posts?!?!
So sad. One thing I like about this place is that it's JUST DListed. Open forum - even when it's upsetting - is a really good thing, I think. There are boundaries mind, I don't like crossing, but I like to think that ours generally allow more room to move...*sigh*

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