Saturday, February 28th 2009
Fun For The Whole Family!
I'm always joking around that my ass is so gay it can shit stars, rainbows and hearts. Well, now it really fucking can thanks to Poopy Time Fun Shapes! All I have to do is stick a plastic tube up my ass, squeeze them cheeks and out comes the fun! I hope they make this in jumbo sizes, because that little thing isn't going to do. Tic-Tac in a whale!
If spewing out hearts and stars during caca times isn't your thing, you can also try The Turd Twister. They have over ten shapes to choose from! Everything from a moon turd to a Christmas tree turd. Seriously, it's not the holiday season until you've shat out a Christmas tree! The fun in your end never ends!
VIA Urlesque
Hey, anything that's trains little boys to like sticking things up their butts is a good thing. It will come in handy later ;)
I don't remember how old I was when I started sticking things up my butt, but I was definitely potty trained by then. Just don't use your sister's tampons ~ OUCH! They absorb what little moisture is in there and hurt like heck when you pull 'em out.
This is beyond fucking insane, whatever the word may be.
Who in their right mind would stick this up their kids ass or anything up a kids ass for that matter, this has got to be a joke, this should be all kinds of illegal.
Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 12:56pm.
Britney uses one of these, too. But instead of hearts or stars, an album comes out.
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Best comment I've heard all year. Bravo.
This disturbs me on many levels.
First it's fun shapes in cereals and vitamins, because everything has to be FUN and ENTERTAINING for kids. Jesus fuck! This is why I never had children, bc I'd be accused of abuse for just making me kids eat and take a shit and dress themselves without entertainment or enticement. Fuck me.
Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 12:56pm.
Britney uses one of these, too. But instead of hearts or stars, an album comes out.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 9:10pm.
They should make poopy people! People shaped poopies...You can name them! I'd name mine after swimmers!
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Tie for the funniest "shit" I've heard in a long time.
This disturbs me to no end. Freud would have such a field day analyzing this and the anal stage.
Someone PLEASE tell me if this is real. And then tell me why it's real. Is this for kids who don't want to go poo? It's like to encourage them or something? Or is this something really sick-like for making little kid poo pops to sell off to pediophiles? I can't imagine the reason for such fuckery.
It's over. That's all I've got to say. We're just done for.
Thanks for the words of encouragement Sheeps. DebfrmHell, I would love a fruit rollup. I will use it as a straw to suck the Bud Light I am drinking. Mmmmm, fruity. Looking forward to joining you guys.
This is right up there with that nasty go girl pee thing.
EEWW nasty!
Britney uses one of these, too. But instead of hearts or stars, an album comes out.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I feel sorry for the kids in the ad. They are never going to live this shit down. Words cannot describe how disgusting this is on so many levels.
Are you shittin me?
Do they have Hello Kitty or Scooby Doody?
Some people have to much time on their hands. Lol @ dishwasher safe
It is a great topic. According to the report from CDC, the new subscribers at the herpes
dating named ___stdchatting.com___have increased 42% over 2007. Rising STD rate sparks
online dating sites,do you have a try?
I'm holding out for the "Rainbows and Unicorns" mold.
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Bottom-feeder.
The bf said "who came up with that, some German asshole?"
He's so tolerant of the DL highlights I read to him daily.
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"Edwina's insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase. " -- H.I. McDunnough
ohh oh ohhh I have a pun! "Poopy-Time Fun Shapes...it's a shitload of fun!"
i went there.
lmao OMG. that's too great. shit hearts and stars. genius.
You're making this up! PLEASE say you are making this up!!!
Ummmm. Eeeew.
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"I don't have a problem with anger, Dale, I have a problem with idiots"...Hank Hill
THAT IS ONE OF THE MOST DUMBASS IDEAS EVER! AND EWWWWWWWWWW!
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"Whooah!"
WTF. Yea, that 'bout sums it up.
is that a photo of lou dobbs as a child??
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
is
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1125351/
That's just...ew.
Shit is disgusting. There is no way to make it non disgusting.
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To thrive on demise
Voyeurs' lust watching the pain
Touching you inside
Bleed you fucking dry
Bleed on me
Byyeee Good Tiger!
Come back later when you're REALLY pissed, k?
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 9:51pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 9:40pm.
I Diddy too often...:-(...NOT glam!
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Hmm... I once had a bad case of the Kanye's. BIG FUCKED UP ROCKS that blew out mah hole.
Strangely.. they made a lot of noise but didn't add up to much.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA! The celeb version of Poopy Times Fun Shapes! You heard it here on DListed first!
Ok, you sluts, as much as I love to talk about poop, I've got some hood rat stuff to get up to while I got my drank on...
So, I'll see you skank ass whores later....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 9:40pm.
I Diddy too often...:-(...NOT glam!
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Hmm... I once had a bad case of the Kanye's. BIG FUCKED UP ROCKS that blew out mah hole.
Strangely.. they made a lot of noise but didn't add up to much.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 9:32pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 9:26pm.
I see they had the same sale in Atlanta.
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Lemme tell ya shomethin' about shales...*pisses self*...I,uh, I think I'm gonna be shick....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 9:36pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 9:26pm.
That's the spirit! Oooh, and you can name the little tiny pooplets that won't fashion themselves into real poops Posh Poopies after Victoria Beckhan! See, kids Pooping is fun AND glamorous!
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Tiger, you make poopy times sound so engaging... and edumacationalmal! I think I've been making Victoria Beckhams for years, and I didn't even know it!
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Wow, you were an effortlessly chic shitter! I'm a jelly h8r of your posh poopy times...I Diddy too often...:-(...NOT glam!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 9:29pm.
Whaaa? Cuz we're drankin? It was TL's PR person's idea.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 9:26pm.
That's the spirit! Oooh, and you can name the little tiny pooplets that won't fashion themselves into real poops Posh Poopies after Victoria Beckhan! See, kids Pooping is fun AND glamorous!
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Tiger, you make poopy times sound so engaging... and edumacationalmal! I think I've been making Victoria Beckhams for years, and I didn't even know it!
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Night all
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Change is like a dude shoving his dick in the wrong hole.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 9:26pm.
I see they had the same sale in Atlanta.
Tigerlilly on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 9:26pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 9:16pm.
I am such a hater of you two
damn antibiotics
hence the new siggy
*kidding*
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Change is like a dude shoving his dick in the wrong hole.
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 9:16pm.
*hic* My market had nice reposado on sale. I couldn't say No, could I?
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How could you shhhhay no? *hic*...They put that shit on shhhhhale...*hic*. Did I jusht shray shipptle all over everything when I just shaid that? *hic*...Why is the room shpinning? *hic*...
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 9:18pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 9:10pm.
They should make poopy people! People shaped poopies...You can name them! I'd name mine after swimmers! There's poopy person 1, Michael Phelps and poopy person 2, Mark Spitz...*flush*...Ok, swim on Poopy Peeps!...Cute, no?
Yeah, I've been drinking, so the fuck what?
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Diarrhea?... Diddy!
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That's the spirit! Oooh, and you can name the little tiny pooplets that won't fashion themselves into real poops Posh Poopies after Victoria Beckhan! See, kids Pooping is fun AND glamorous!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
::side eyes galore for MK ::: hmm.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
just don't feed the kiddies any corn before they use this, it gets stuck in the shit shapers and the shapes don't come out right...
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It's about to get poopy! Pure Genius.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Why didn't I think of this. I'd be a millionaire by now IN THIS ECONOMY.
HAVE SOME DUMBASS WATER. - Charles Manson!
Long time reader, first time poster. All I can say is WTF? Like its not difficult enough to train kids how to go poo we've got to worry about sticking a FOREIGN OBJECT up their backside???
WHAT...
THE FUCK.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 9:10pm.
They should make poopy people! People shaped poopies...You can name them! I'd name mine after swimmers! There's poopy person 1, Michael Phelps and poopy person 2, Mark Spitz...*flush*...Ok, swim on Poopy Peeps!...Cute, no?
Yeah, I've been drinking, so the fuck what?
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Diarrhea?... Diddy!
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 9:10pm.
Yeah, I've been drinking, so the fuck what?
*hic* My market had nice reposado on sale. I couldn't say No, could I?
Submitted by poordavid on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 8:57pm.
On behalf of the not-so-smart posters, don't be shy. Just watch out for DeeDee and Team Valtrex. (Trouble.)
Submitted by poordavid,
Welcome, care for a fruit roll up?
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They should make poopy people! People shaped poopies...You can name them! I'd name mine after swimmers! There's poopy person 1, Michael Phelps and poopy person 2, Mark Spitz...*flush*...Ok, swim on Poopy Peeps!...Cute, no?
Yeah, I've been drinking, so the fuck what?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Pfft. My stars are rainbow coloured. Beat that.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
jiggywiddit on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 8:48pm.
Yeah, it's like a kit.
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Change is like a dude shoving his dick in the wrong hole.
Hi dlisters. Long time lurker (8 months, give or take.) Felt disingenuous not letting you know i am here. Love mk and you smart posters. Love some of the not-so-smart posters too. Maybe now I will find the nerve to join in the fun filled fray.
Submitted by Silvara0428 on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 7:58pm.
Betcha this thing requires adult supervision.
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Adult supervision STRONGLY ENCOURAGED. read the fine print: if your child has been constipated for more than 5 days, a whittle knife is needed to make the fun shapes.
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IN THIS ECONOMY, a bitch has gotta do what they gotta do to pay off their meth bill and keep the MD 20/20 fully stocked in their trailer cooler.--MK