Saturday, February 28th 2009
Fun For The Whole Family!
I'm always joking around that my ass is so gay it can shit stars, rainbows and hearts. Well, now it really fucking can thanks to Poopy Time Fun Shapes! All I have to do is stick a plastic tube up my ass, squeeze them cheeks and out comes the fun! I hope they make this in jumbo sizes, because that little thing isn't going to do. Tic-Tac in a whale!
If spewing out hearts and stars during caca times isn't your thing, you can also try The Turd Twister. They have over ten shapes to choose from! Everything from a moon turd to a Christmas tree turd. Seriously, it's not the holiday season until you've shat out a Christmas tree! The fun in your end never ends!
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ubmitted by nclgemini on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 8:13pm.
whatEVER!!!! My ass can already do that! I make my OWN poopy fun times!!! I'm a little mad about that.
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Do you have a close relative called LoveCarrotTop by any chance?
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Bolloxology
Yuck!
there is NO Fucking Way this is for REALS....and what intellectually bankrupt parent from hell would indulge their kids with this during lav time as a "toy"!!!...talk about setting up the perfect environment for future scat queens...JAYSUS...can this week get any more surreal - first Bobby Jindal = Kenneth the Page = Kermit the Frog & now THIS...
whatEVER!!!! My ass can already do that! I make my OWN poopy fun times!!! I'm a little mad about that.
Estrogen a-poppin!
I really hope that there officers on the other end of those customer order lines!! FFS!
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Stop Palin's aerial slaughter!
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Betcha this thing requires adult supervision.
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"We do not gnaw on our kitties"
Dr. Evil
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 4:19pm.
The Poopy-Time website says they're working on a Crappy-Time line for adults. Say you come home feeling glum after a long day at work, then a harrowing commute. Your spouse and kids barely look up when you enter. Some me-time would feel good, right? Some time alone, getting creative? Prototypes include a Picasso shaper and the smaller-bore Jackson Pollock dispenser.
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What?! No Warhol?? Elitists.
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Bolloxology
Submitted by JMP on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 7:49pm.
hahahaha. I'm afraid to click.
Ah come on Sheeps...I have something real special planned for dinner....
http://www.truveo.com/Saturday-Night-Live-Litter-Critters/id/1034765624
That would be the perfect stocking stuffer/gag gift evah. Emphasis on the gag.
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Tequila!
Submitted by JMP on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 7:36pm.
People...its dishwasher safe!
Your invite to me for dinner tomorrow? It's off, ok?
Submitted by JMP on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 7:36pm.
People...its dishwasher safe!
LOL!!!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
People...its dishwasher safe!
Thats like fuckin molesting your own kid
Judge- So what made you do it?
You- I wanted my kid to shit hearts!
Sadness
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AMA BITCH LIKE A BITCH WITH AN ITCH
What The Fuck??? I really hope this isn't real.... seriously? I feel like Dateline should be coming out from the other room any minute now with cameras stuck in my face.
How in the hell is sticking a plastic tube up your kids butt considered fun? Who the hell is going to clean that literal shit??
Submitted by sandrak on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 6:44pm.
Whaddya mean?
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I think she means she's turning her hubby's poop into gold! It's GENIUS!
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Whaddya mean?
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 6:10pm.
Cheer up, Socky! Speaking of Play-doh, it smells so deelish, but it doesn't taste so good.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I have one these for Minch's poops. Then I put the poop in the Easy-Bake Oven, and paint them with acrylics.
And then I sell them for $1,800 a piece at art fairs.
All the money is in my mattress.
True story.
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
So now when the kids are bored you can just whip out Poopy Times!
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You thought you were there to guide me
You were only in my way
You're wrong if you think that I'll be just like you
Wow! Sigmund Freud just ruptured a fistula at the thought of this toy...a whole new meaning to the "Anal Stage"....a pediatric version of 2 girls/1 cup. Thank God we've got Mikey to keep us all informed!!!
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"I was over the moon when Gwyneth & Chris canoodled!"
The Play-Doh Make & Display Sets will never be the same for me.....ever again. *little sock monkey head hanging low..dragging little sock monkey tail....walking away*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
My kids could barely handle the business end of a rectal thermometer. This shit looks ten times that size.
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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity
I can't seem to believe that this is real. What. The Fuck is this?
Of course I show it to my husband he he said "COOL!" But that is a different story.
What kid is going to let you shove that thing up their ass anyway?
Maybe it's a combination handle and plunger. Mom holds the handle while the kid poops into the shape. Then she plunges out the shape, and voila!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
From the Tim and Eric Cinco brand? I am in such lust with those two!
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Even though this is a joke, you know dam well there's a bunch of FREAKS out there who would be racing to the shop to pick one up. And I'm not talking about the freaks who would want to use it on themselves, I'm talking about the SUPER FREAKS who would try it out on their children.
Quote Sheeps '' ....the smaller-bore Jackson Pollock dispenser.''
Thats golden! Made me laugh so hard :D
Wow now I know what to bring out when ackward family moments happen. to break the ice you know!!
Coma Caca!!
The Poopy-Time website says they're working on a Crappy-Time line for adults. Say you come home feeling glum after a long day at work, then a harrowing commute. Your spouse and kids barely look up when you enter. Some me-time would feel good, right? Some time alone, getting creative? Prototypes include a Picasso shaper and the smaller-bore Jackson Pollock dispenser.
OMG! Do they give bulk discounts for multiple purchases? I've already found the perfect Christmas gift for every member of my family!!!
Anyone knows if they do popsicle shapes for pee, too?
Or ice cube trays for vomit?
What about sweat jelly shapes? Make a teddy out of belly fluff and paint by numbers with toe jam?
Ear wax cabinet???
What will Mr. Hankey say about this?!?!?
[In case it went over your head: it's a 'South Park' joke]
[Yes, I am lame.]
the new play-doh for children, the poop-doh, comes in 18 designs.
instructions
1, lube up your asshole.
2, shove that thing up your ass.
3, start to shit.......
4, enjoy the endless fun.
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Suck it.. Biotch!
CARLA MAKES THE WITCH EYES ARE STAR EXITS OK WOW DONE MAKEING BROWN TOILET BAT OF ICICLE STAR WOW
Wouldn't that hurt to shove up your ass? My ass hurts just looking at it.
Ok, I refuse to believe this exists. Besides the fact that it's extremely unsanitary, there's no guarantee shit comes out in shapes. Remember diarrhea? Let's not teach the kiddies that poop is play-doh. Mommy, look what I made!!--at the dinner table.
I would rather my kids played with guns than play with poo.
( I kidd)
Submitted by barelybeagle on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 3:27pm.
PLEASE tell me that this is a joke. This HAS to be a fucking joke!
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I am afraid that it is not a joke~
I wish it were, but it's not!
PLEASE tell me that this is a joke. This HAS to be a fucking joke!
Teaching kids that poo is a toy isn't too bright. neither is telling them sticking things up yr ass is playtime!?!? lol
the little girl looks like she's about to eat that star poo
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Submitted by themoreyoucryth... on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 1:53pm.
isnt that violet affleck on the poster?
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LMAO...it does look like her!
Awww heeeelllll naw!
Yuck!
Omg, is that seriously supposed to go up a kid's arse a bit? Isn't that ever so slightly illegal? Also what kid goes & looks at whatever they poop out, it's a miracle if you can get them to stay in the vicinity of a toilet whilst they're doing it, no way they come back & look at their "produce" even if it is star shaped.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 1:31pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 1:29pm.
LMFAO!
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I'm slow today. I JUST got the real humour here. LOL!
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OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 1:47pm.
Good thing they trademarked "It's about to get Poopy!" because Citibank would have been all over that.
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LOL!
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OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
Byeeeeeee, ELB have fun with your real life (other website:)!
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 2:02pm.
Any one else cracking up at the kid on the bottom and the look on his face? Like he's a little too eager to use this product.
ahahahahahahahha
(yes I know it's not real)
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You're right, he is really liking the idea of this!
Actually it looks like he wants to dive in and eat shit!