Saturday, February 28th 2009

Fun For The Whole Family!

I'm always joking around that my ass is so gay it can shit stars, rainbows and hearts. Well, now it really fucking can thanks to Poopy Time Fun Shapes! All I have to do is stick a plastic tube up my ass, squeeze them cheeks and out comes the fun! I hope they make this in jumbo sizes, because that little thing isn't going to do. Tic-Tac in a whale!

If spewing out hearts and stars during caca times isn't your thing, you can also try The Turd Twister. They have over ten shapes to choose from! Everything from a moon turd to a Christmas tree turd. Seriously, it's not the holiday season until you've shat out a Christmas tree! The fun in your end never ends!

VIA Urlesque

Posted by: Michael K


El Bastardo's picture

Good evening peeps. I'm out cos i have a life unlike you losers! What ? I DO have a life in the real world ! A great one full of laughs and things! Whatever, speak to the hand losers, CIAO! See ya next week bastards. :)

WinosNeighbour's picture

Hahahahhahaaaa!!! Hilarious!!!!

Do they do letters as well? I want to 'write' a message in front of the door of the owners of the dogs that always shit mountains on the pavement!

:D

Queen Justine's picture

Ick.

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FilthyBitch's picture

Any one else cracking up at the kid on the bottom and the look on his face? Like he's a little too eager to use this product.
ahahahahahahahha

(yes I know it's not real)
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Bossy's picture

WTF.

mike's picture

double post :(

El Bastardo's picture

Submitted by patty cake on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 1:53pm.

El Bastardo
my apologies... please dont report me I dont want to get in trouble out loud... i gave this shit up for Lent.

LENT? A RELIGIOUS HOLIDAY THINGY!!! You're trying my patience girly. Repotted...........my cacti yesterday. Aha, scared ya! :)

mike's picture

The "two girls one cup" gals could have a blast with this product.

soul's picture

S shapes,,, what will they think of next??LMAO

Mr. Leonard(88) says his are like baseball bats, beat that!:)
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mike's picture

Submitted by ocd can be good on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 1:08pm.

Well, if that isn't the icing on the cake.

Well, if used as directed, it just could be!

jiggywiddit's picture

Poopy Play==for those whose shit don't stink.

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themoreyoucrythelessicare's picture

isnt that violet affleck on the poster?

patty cake's picture

El Bastardo
my apologies... please dont report me I dont want to get in trouble out loud... i gave this shit up for Lent.

xoxox

The war isn't working.

CTH: How r u doing now? Is it getting any easier for you financially? I'm having to get temped out next week until I finalize a project I've been working on for 6 months. It's not anywhere close to losing my home though. I imagine it's been a traumatizing experience for you to say the least.

FilthyBitch's picture

Why do I feel like the FBI will be knocking on my door now after looking at this?
Thanks MK! Lmfao
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 1:45pm.

Peepz, this ain't real! Sticking anything up your kid's bum for entertainment and not constipation problems will get you jail time!

Wished you were around when i was a 10year old Altar Boy.

Good thing they trademarked "It's about to get Poopy!" because Citibank would have been all over that.

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Submitted by patty cake on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 1:43pm.

Oh my FUCKING GOD

Wait till theres an open post before talking about religion, ta. Next time.....REPORTED!!

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C the H: I'm glad you're in a nice place. It's good to see you.
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patty cake's picture

so you teach them to shove items up their asses?
interesting

xoxox

The war isn't working.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Peepz, this ain't real! Sticking anything up your kid's bum for entertainment and not constipation problems will get you jail time!

This, however, is real and hilarious:

http://sprinklebrigade.com/gallery-main.html

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Manimal5's picture

This is exactly what I've been missing in my life ... poopy time fun.

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CTH: Good to see your Pete Dough boy face around again!

patty cake's picture

welcome back christine the hoff...glad you are ok

xoxox

The war isn't working.

patty cake's picture

Oh my FUCKING GOD

xoxox

The war isn't working.

El Bastardo's picture

Can you fart through them? Do they whistle ? Hmmmm, that could be good!

El Bastardo's picture

Debaliscious!!! :)

CTH- you lost ya hoooooose? Damn, that is shite! :(

This is environmentally friendly as well...instead of companies that defy greenhouse laws making their play dough, you can make your own through human recycling...how green!

AMAZING!!!

in these hard economic times, even poor children can now have play dough

kikichanelconspiracy's picture

"yeah, I lost my house in the great foreclosure crisis and was without the webs for awhile."

Christine! That's sucks! I'm so sorry to hear that, but I'm glad you have such a positive attitude about the whole thing. Welcome back.

ETA: The shitting stars toy has to be a joke. Really. It must be.
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DebFrmHell's picture

LOL@ElB

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smokeybaconflavour's picture

This is the awesomest awesomey thing ever

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blueberry's picture

WUT

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 1:31pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 1:29pm.

LMFAO!
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At least I didn't remember it from a drunken party! ;p

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MaNHaTTaNiTRBiTR's picture

Stop it. This cannot be real.

Just shut up and eat my ass.

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I'm going to vomit.

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 1:29pm.

LMFAO!

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El Bastardo's picture

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSTTTTT!!!!

stake_spike's picture

This can't be real.

HairyPotheadfan's picture

This reminds me of the Mr Hankey game from South Park. Decorative shit, who woulda thunk it?

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christine the hoff's picture

hey drama, i'm good you?
yeah, I lost my house in the great foreclosure crisis and was without the webs for awhile.
it's all good, I landed on my feet, always do.
renting out the bottome of a nice double house.

hey, I was gonna say dry the turds and make jewelry.

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angel_i's picture

I remember! It's the popping puzzle! Where you gotta put all the shapes in before it pops!

♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!

angel_i's picture

I totally know this toy. But I can't, for the life of me, remember what it actually is....

♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!

dramaqueen365247's picture

CTH: Seems like forever since I've seen you! How you be?
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 1:22pm.

we could dry them and use them to make pictures, ala macaroni art.
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OMG. That is nasty. LOL!

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Correct me if I'm missing something, but wouldn't you end up pushing the thing out during poopy-times? Seems like a design flaw to me.

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christine the hoff's picture

I miss comimgback too.
sheeps we could dry them and use them to make pictures, ala macaroni art.

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JMP's picture

It's dishwasher safe too! Now I REALLY want one!

Albatross's picture

Is that for real??? Ewwwwwwwwww! Who's going to stick that up their kid's ass? That is just all kinds of wrong.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 1:14pm.

POOPY TIMES WITH SOCK SLOTS AND WITCH EYES ON THE TOILET BATS!
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OMG i miss comingback! toilet bats!