Saturday, February 28th 2009
Fun For The Whole Family!
I'm always joking around that my ass is so gay it can shit stars, rainbows and hearts. Well, now it really fucking can thanks to Poopy Time Fun Shapes! All I have to do is stick a plastic tube up my ass, squeeze them cheeks and out comes the fun! I hope they make this in jumbo sizes, because that little thing isn't going to do. Tic-Tac in a whale!
If spewing out hearts and stars during caca times isn't your thing, you can also try The Turd Twister. They have over ten shapes to choose from! Everything from a moon turd to a Christmas tree turd. Seriously, it's not the holiday season until you've shat out a Christmas tree! The fun in your end never ends!
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 1:17pm.
sheeps should we have the turds bronzed?
It's an individual choice for each family but I'm voting for the permanence of art. By the time they're in high school, they'll thank you.
Wait, wait... I'm not old-fashioned but is this for real?. Do they expect parents to let their kids stick these things up their asses and play with POOP?... honestly?. More importantly, I don't know about most kids but the ones I know only shit hard turds... not soft enough to pass trough this stupid device and end up with a nice star or heart shape. Most likely, a kid will pop that shit like a bullet.
I'm amazed at what kind of stupid crap people come up with. They should include a packet of glitter for a fun craft poopy time, while they are at it.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
sheeps should we have the turds bronzed?
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it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
that's some sick shit.
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i know you like to think your shit don't stink
but if you lean a little bit closer
see, roses really smell like boo boo
After your child has done all that creative work, don't simply flush it away: bronze it so they and their peers can look back fondly and "remember when." You'll be teaching your loved ones an important lesson about our over-disposable culture.
POOPY TIMES WITH SOCK SLOTS AND WITCH EYES ON THE TOILET BATS!
seriously if this was real, the shrinks would have a back log of headcases twenty years from now.
here junior, shove this up your ass and shit.
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it's the biggest dating site for wealthy and suclessful people.
BWAH! The Poo Pie Maker by Ron Popeil. It slices. It dices. It even shapes your diarrhea on those days when you just can't help but liquefy.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
ME TOOOOOOOOO!
I really want one. Really.
I almost shit my pants when I saw this!
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Playing Russian Roulette with a Glock is a very hard game to win.
Well, if that isn't the icing on the cake.
Yuck! Why on earth would you want to stick a a tube up your kids butt?????
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I need some sunny weather!!!!!
Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 1:04pm.
Rinse out, and will double as ice-pop molds.
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No need for food coloring!
What the hell??? That is some big time grossness right there. Who in their right mind would put that thing up their no-no (aside from butt plug lovers)? Ewww...
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Rinse out, and will double as ice-pop molds.
So is this shit on a stick?
Submitted by NaNoop on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 12:59pm.
LCT - poo baby shapes!
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YES! GINGERBREAD POO BABIES!
This just keeps getting better and better.
LCT - poo baby shapes!
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
I'm too middle class to understand why this is supposed to be funny.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Is this for real? Wouldn't CPS be beatin' down a bitches doors for this? Holy shit (no pun intended!) how gruesome.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
AHAHAHAHAHAHA\! THERE'S A BAT SHAPE IN THE TURD TWISTER!
CLARISSE!
DO IT!
JAI HO!
Wait, how do you get the poo out of the tube? Does it have a thing you push it out with? The poo definitely isn't going to slide out on its own given the shit kids eat. Let's be honest here.
another fine product from Whamo??
Shame it's not real. The inventor could've made a shitload of money!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Sugar, are you saying I'm a fly?
It's all good. I'm in fucking heaven today. Can't stay long, but I will be back for more of this one.
If they make a shit happy face I promise you I will buy one and try it.
is this shit for real? i'm going to take a nap now...
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nice ass...when does it open?
Carrot is attracted to a poo thread like.............well...............a fly to manure!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Ho.
Lee.
Shit.
Shapes.
This reminds me of Push-Up orange popsicles except it's shitty.
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
WTF? is too early for a saturday. K'mon now!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
It's the end of the world as we know it...
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Let's just get it out in the open. Just because you are a rabid adopter, zealous breeder, star as benighted mothers in movies no one watches and live in France, you are not a better person.
OMFG! Wait until Carrot sees this!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
What are you supposed to do with the final product? Let the kids take it to school for Show & Tell?
This can't be real.
Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
Submitted by Noelegy on Sat, 02/28/2009 - 12:43pm.
Look at the original link. It isn't real.
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Aha! I was wondering what was bothering me about the look of that.
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
joe,
First thing I thought as well. LCT's day is made.
And the only thing that should be inserted there is...well you know. :)
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Mrs. K. squeezed my ass. I can die happy.
Disturbing on so many levels...
However, I am sure Kanye West would think this is "ämazing"".
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Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today...
Oh and I'm sure it would be lots of "Fun Times" trying to insert that device up your 5 yr old's rear!
Look at the original link. It isn't real.
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Did I dream this belief or did I believe this dream?
--Peter Gabriel
this is the most disgusting piece of fuckery i have ever seen in my entire life!
I can't even imagine people wanting to teach their kids to push something up their assholes.
GROSS
IF this is real, I doubt it was ever meant for children.
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
*Paging Love Carrot Top*: all your Christmases have just come at once, Luv, hehehehe
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Bolloxology
There's no way this can be real. If so, color me very, very disturbed.