I Wonder If Chris Hansen Is Hiding In The Bushes?
Since Billy Ray is too busy spending Miley's money on Skoal and pickled pigs feet, he doesn't have any time to make sure his prostitot's titties aren't flopping out like a lot lizard on the run from the po po.
Here's Hannah Slutana spending some quality time with her assigned big brother from The Boys and Girls Club of America. Oh, what's that you say? That's her grown ass playmate Justin Gaston? Looks like they're sharing a tender moment sponsored by PedoBar.
I wonder if he has to report to the authorities every time he changes his address or is banned from living 1000 yards from a school. Yes, I'd hit that shit until his peen put up a white flag and called mercy, but Justin still ain't right. All together now: IT'S STILL A FELONY! And these pictures would look so much hotter if Miley was nowhere to be seen and Justin was in a banana thong.
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maybe she was trying to attract him by showing her boobies but he wasn't falling for it since he is gay? I'd hit it!
i was thinking they were implants. glad others noticed and it's not just me. i realise 15 yo boobs are perky but shit, they are little perfectly round, half-melons stuck there.
i wonder how many abortions she will end up having, the trollop.
For half a day there, with MK MIA, I thought this thread was out of a William Golding novel......
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The fake tatas are climbing up her chest.
Can this ho not afford suitable workout clothing?
She totally got implants and is parading them all over the place. Ew.
This is such a product of a P.R. machine, they probably don't even speak to each when the cameras are off. He may be gay as all hell, but guys that look like that don't date obnoxious little girls, especially fug ones that look like rabid chipmunks like Miley does.
Is it me, or does she look like she has implants? I noticed it also at the Oscars...
They don't seem to move while she's jogging...
Oh dear god!
Why would she jog in that shirt. She is going down a bad path. I have a prediction she is going to be another Britney Spears. She has to much fame to soon!
Also it looks like she had a boob job. Do they do boob jobs on 15 year olds now?
WTF, those clothes or shoes are NOT suitable for running. I hope she has chafe marks and sore boobies.
Miley's got her some cankles doesn't she.
Well, he certainly has **something** flopping around in those shorts...yeah, I'd do it...5-6 times.
I agree with the others on here, MK - come home, bitch! We miss your ass.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Please come back MK..I can't take it anymore!
*sobs hysterically
Submitted by nclgemini on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 2:02am.
Shes a big stupid MALUNGEON speed bump! Someone please google Malungeon and you will see what I mean
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Google:
"The Malungeons are great lovers of the weed... are sticklers for religion... are exceedingly illiterate... can remove warts, moles, birth-marks, and all ugly protuberances by a kind of magic... In many cases they are extremely immoral and seem utterly unconscious of either law or cleanliness"
Huh. Right you are!
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
dude, 15 year old cleavage is the shit i dream about at night. goodnight miley virus, i hope i see you in my nightmares you scary cunt.
Shes a big stupid MALUNGEON speed bump! Someone please google Malungeon and you will see what I mean
Estrogen a-poppin!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 1:13am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 1:09am.
lemme guess, the winner had a salty white goo center in it?
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And no discernible purpose.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 1:09am.
lemme guess, the winner had a salty white goo center in it?
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
"I was recently bored / drunk / hungry enough to watch some ultimate cake battle on FoodTV."
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Sober up enough to switch to the travel channel. Andrew Zimmerman's diet alone is enough to keep me squeamish about ingesting ANYTHING.
Nite, Deb!!!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 1:08am.
don't forget blatent refusal to obey the pedestrian has the right of way laws!!.. night, Deb!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
I was recently bored / drunk / hungry enough to watch some ultimate cake battle on FoodTV. They were building Miley's Bday cake, as chosen by her 3 biggest fans. One was 9. one was 10, and the president of the fan club was 12. Two of the cakes they rejected as not being "Miley enough". I didn't think any of them were Miley enough, because they didn't have Billy Ray's handprints all over and they all seemed like they'd have a shelf life that might take them to the end of the week.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
The puffy hair beats the undulating boobage...
I am going to bed to dream of speeding cars on narrow streets...that will be sweet!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
One month chip........................02/17/08
Submitted by sandrak on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 12:59am.
why is she jogging in that outfit?
'cause nobody came up with twenty bucks yet?
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 1:00am.
aanndd quota met!... soo, how ya doin'
OT: if they're gonna run in the middle of the road can they at least wear bullseyes... come on!!... how are we supposed to keep score?
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by sandrak on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 12:59am.
why is she jogging in that outfit?
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This is not the question to ask of prostitot. The question is WHY does she have any clothes on at all? Or WHY does she wear any of the crap she wears?
The only rational explanation is that she's a hooker.
LOL@TV!
I knew you could do it!
OT: ummmmmmmmmm, nothing but h8rade for little Disney Prostitots...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
One month chip........................02/17/08
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 12:55am.
1. I think that's her father's Mustang in the 10th thumbnail, does she look recently groped to you?
2. I hope a car hits her, since she's already got the funbags deployed.
3. I believe that her career will be over before her PlayDoh titties lose their new car smell.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
why is she jogging in that outfit?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 12:52am.
sooo, seeing MK's abandoned us to Miley hell(that counts as OT for me) i can expect at least 3 more of 'em from ya? counter starts... now!LOL!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
MK abandoned us for his Momma. I think that is hawt...but not as hawt as ESE's dad!
OT: No one jogs in a bathing suit top except for gutter snipes.
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
One month chip........................02/17/08
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 12:50am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 12:48am.
way to stay on-topic, TV! kudos!!
OT: oh, not this again
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Once every 8 hours, I can think of something Miley related, usually about her getting run down like the possum she resembles.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 12:48am.
way to stay on-topic, TV! kudos!!
OT: oh, not this again
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 12:17am.
It's snowing like a bastid outside:
Driving Tips:
If your rear wheels skid...
1.Take your foot off the accelerator.
2.Steer in the direction you want the front wheels to go. If your rear wheels are sliding left, steer left. If they're sliding right, steer right.
3.Put the rum and coke down and steer with BOTH hands.
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4. Aim DIRECTLY at Miley. Do NOT pass GO.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 12:35am.
funny you should mention that... the old man actually(before he beat apart his body and all) ran Boston, New York, etc. marathons!... i can't say whether he looked hot or not... that's just wrong!!
OT: yeah, i've lost interest
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Better question is "why can't some dumbshit in a rented Masarati run 'em down while they are in the middle of the street...
I told ya'll there is no God!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
One month chip........................02/17/08
Submitted by foxiezombie on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 12:35am.
I'm on my way to buy a cross to join the good people club!
can i make mine outta popsicle sticks, i mean.. i really don't care about being good people, i just love popsicles!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
where the fuck is PETA? i thought they would have a problem with such young beavers running around in traffic?
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
OT: well, at least her fake boyfriend wears a cross. that means he's good people, right?
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I'm on my way to buy a cross to join the good people club!
Hi there,
Sorry I was on the phone!
OT: ESE's dad would look hawtah the these two assbites if he was out jogging...
8-)
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
One month chip........................02/17/08
Yep, looked at her tatas in the first pic, looked at her tatas in the last pic...theyre still fake just like 400 posts ago. Dems are fake tatas.
This girl was flat as a pancake just last month and now they looked completely cramped with saline. Papa Joe all over again....
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 12:17am.
i know, i know, and if you hit the water... the Coast Guard are your friends, so don't take shots at them... why does this always come up when i'm around?!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
It's snowing like a bastid outside:
Driving Tips:
If your rear wheels skid...
1.Take your foot off the accelerator.
2.Steer in the direction you want the front wheels to go. If your rear wheels are sliding left, steer left. If they're sliding right, steer right.
3.Put the rum and coke down and steer with BOTH hands.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 11:46pm.
I GOT PHOTOS! Tigerlilly and Socky all dolled up in their bondage uniform and they are sharinga wack at future MIL that Socky donated for the event. TITS emailed them to me. TITS is a trueffteller
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Problem with all that...the future MIL liked it! My plan was ruined! Ruined I tell ya! She walked around with a fucking smile while sipping Mimosas for brunch at the cuntry club the next day. Stupid bitch!
ON T: Miley needs better running shoes than those discount ugly ass running shoes.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Ok, whores I love you more than the children I never had on account a' I hate kids
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LOL I know what ya mean!
Nightee-night
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Freedoms costs a buck-o-fiiiiiiive
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 11:56pm.
hi, puddy!!
OT: well, at least her fake boyfriend wears a cross. that means he's good people, right?
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"We play the game,
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ESE!!!!!!!!!!! Howdy, dahling!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Desire chip from AA...................01/17/08
One month chip........................02/17/08
Ok, whores I love you more than the children I never had on account a' I hate kids, but I must leave you skanks, not cuz I wanna, but cuz...well, I kinda wanna...but that doesn't mean I don't love you, or if it does, know this....
*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP*...it's a PURPLE DRANK one too...You love that shit, don't lie...;-)
love you whores like Sunday morning ass blisters!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...