Sunday, March 1st 2009

Hot Slut Of The Day!

The most stunning pussy in Exeter, N.H. - This hot pussy of New Hampshire has become a breakout star in his town, because of his natural beauty. His full name is Ugly Bat Boy. Rude. Xtina's husband wishes he looked half this gorgeous.

UBB spends his day being hot at a veterinary clinic in town. People come in every day to take pictures of him on their cell phones. Dr. Bassett, the owner of the clinic, was given UBB as a gift because he admired his beauty so much.

They really need to change his name to Ravishing Beauty Boy, because this bitch is all kinds of amazing. And he looks like he just doesn't give a fuck!


(For Kristen)

Posted by: Michael K


AshleyM's picture

Well, personally, I think this cat is adorable!

La_Femme_Latina's picture

fucking disgusting. how dare you. How can you have hair around your balls and neck and nowhere else. Cats and birds are the devils servants, always have been. This proves it.
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MyFingersHurt's picture

That cat truly scared the shit out of me... I love animals - and it was less terrifying as the video went on & he walked around a little... But that close-up of his face?!?! WTF.

It was somehow extra creepy without any sound on the video because I just imagined what types of noises he would make... I certainly couldn't imagine "meowing." More like growling & horror movie music.

Glad he has a loving home, though... Shit.

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Whatever's picture

Poor little thing is so ugly he is cute! :)

madam ex's picture

Oh he's so precious,I love Sphynx (sp?) cats but Ive never seen one with hair like that, he is awesome, I'd definitely take him.

The stuff my nightmares will be made of from now on...

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According to WMUR news, the Ugly was one of a litter of 4, and had a sister that looked just like him, but she died. Here's the link:
http://www.wmur.com/news/18813446/detail.html

Salem13's picture

That cat is straight out of The Omen

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StewieGriffin's picture

Does anyone know if this is a particular breed of cat or is it it's own glamorous creation in a haute kitty couture kind of way?

StewieGriffin's picture

There's no sound to the video but if there were, I get the feeling that thing makes a sound like some demon from hell. I love cats, but I'd have serious sleep issues if that thing was roaming around my apartment at night.

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Submitted by KD on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 8:46am.

For some reason, I can't hear the video.
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I couldn't hear it either...

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KD's picture

For some reason, I can't hear the video. My speakers are working fine, too.

Clearly he is taking styling tips from Mickey Rourke. They have matching mange fur.

WallyRaffle's picture

oh stan. your picture is way turning me on. my pupils have dilated as i'm imagining mindless norm giggle.

WallyRaffle's picture

aww. purdy pussy tat.
looks like a member of gwar.

Stan Hooper's picture

That is one scary cat.

Sorry folks. But I'm not a cat person.

I have a love/hate relationship with my own pussy once a month. LOL Nevertheless like this uglier one.
Hhahahaa

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MyTwoCents's picture

That look of haughty contempt!

Is it just me, or is it time for Victoria Beckham to do something about her wrinkles.

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LASux's picture

That Cat is the face of Pure Evil. Spawn of Satan himself.

kiwikim's picture

This beast is so ugly he's gorgeous.
At this point in my life, I'm so sick of the vanilla jessica pamela junk. I dig the different.
He's fabulous. Maybe I could shave back my dog and he'd look this great.
Sound wasn't working. Did they say what type of cat he was?

Bondagebarbie's picture

Why is it wearing Madonna's vajajay ?

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what a gorgeous lion ...I hope no one steals him

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gyeah's picture

What Octomom's pussay must look like at this point.

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Chocofrog's picture

Look at that raggedy cat

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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 8:04pm.

By George! I think you're right!

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jiggywiddit's picture

Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 7:00pm.

Hi Mani!!

This cat looks like Joan Collins, non?

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xultar's picture

I'd fly up there and adopt him. He's gorgeous! I'm so in love!

Manimal5's picture

Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 6:51pm.
Hi Jiggy!

I've been in some scary situations! Haha
This cat has a face only a mother could love.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 6:38pm.

Sorry but that is one ugly pussy.
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I'm sure you've seen worse. :-)

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Manimal5's picture

Sorry but that is one ugly pussy.

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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 5:04pm.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sun, 03/01/2009 -
He's a Sphynx cat and some of them grow hair in odd places.
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Like David Spade.

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Lol!

Clarisse's picture

I can appreciate an ugly mutt, but when you breed for ugly, it creeps me out. Talking to you Spinx Cat/Mexican Hairless dog breeders.

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LittleTart's picture

TOOOOOOOOOooooooo QTE! I think he is very handsome.

angel_i's picture

Scuuuuse Mah Beautay!

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Rebitcha's picture

That is an ugly pussy.

NO MORE CATS FOR HSOTM OR HSOTY!!!

I miss Phoebe, who really could appreciate her title.

Cats don't appreciate anything.

Rosemary's picture

I love it! He or she is so cute!

barelybeagle's picture

OMG! I think he's adorable!

jiggywiddit's picture

Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sun, 03/01/2009 -
He's a Sphynx cat and some of them grow hair in odd places.
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Like David Spade.

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fruitloop's picture

All cats have a "Hate on me, bitcheeeeez!" look about them, but this one takes the biscuit.
Watch at 14 secs: his shudder made me shudder.

"Put the muhfucka down...and gimme miiiines."

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Good Lord

gia's picture

He reminds me of a gargoyle...I love him, plus he is a sweetie. I have a hairless rat who only has a little fur on her face, so I am partial to hair free critters. They have the softest skin!!

He's a Sphynx cat and some of them grow hair in odd places.

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ILovePapaSmurf's picture

Awww, I think it's cute! But then again, I've dated questionable looking guys...
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Submitted by Queen Justine on Sun, 03/01/2009 - 3:12pm.

Wow that cat is fug, not that I'm a ScarJo or anything but damn! Wtf is up with that neck mane he's got goin?

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It looks like one of the 'fake furs' that Posh might wear.

Sandbitch's picture

LMTO @ Joaquin Phoenix of cats.

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Sandbitch's picture

This kitty gives me the creeps but I can't look at Miley a second longer. How much is Billy Ray paying Michael K for hosting Miley?

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Uncle Ashtray's picture

YUCK-O!!!!

It looks like the Joaquin Phoenix of cats.

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cricket's picture

That's what Nicole Kidman is going to look like in a year or two after she depletes the world supply of Botox.