That's A Good Aniston!
Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson were on Germany's Wetten Dass... to promote that movie about a dead dog when they had to eat a doggy biscuit after losing a bet. The words "TOO FUCKING EASY" just flashed in front of me.
People says that the bet was that a woman claimed she could correctly identity her team of Husky dogs just from listening to them drink soup. Owen didn't think the bitch could do it while Jenny did. The woman won and Owen had to eat his words in the form of a dog cookie. Even though Jenny guessed right, she still had to join Owen. It was nothing for her. She's put worse things in her mouth. I mean, John Mayer anyone?
Jenny handled it like a champ and didn't break down once! I would expect her to chew on the biscuit and then cry, "Dog biscuits remind me of puppies, which reminds me of cuddles, which reminds me of true love, which reminds me of Brad Pitt, which reminds me of eternal loneliness!!!!"
The host should have given Jenny a little pat on the head for a job well done. A pat with a handful of Frizz-Ease.
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She looking natural eating that dog biscuit..Owen could eat one too.
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What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site??? Just curious.
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Is it just me or does she look in the first pic like she could be the sister of Kim from The Real Housewives of Atlanta? I think it's her facial expression. She could be the much younger, classier sister who 'just said no' to roadkill hairpieces.
Aniston is aesthetically in a different stratosphere than Kim Z. so i feel a little bad for the comparison, but i swear, when i laid eyes on that main picture it was the first thing that came to mind.
Love the look, the hair, the outfit everything looks great.
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I'm sure she has natural blue eyes... On the cover of Elle, I'm sure they emphasized it with make-up and intensified it with Photoshop.
Maniston eating a dog biscuit is the best acting she's ever done! Bravo Maniston!
the plain generic dog biscuits of yesteryear
are actually pretty good...it's the wet pet food
that I find hard to get down ;p
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Hello Baby, I was over at JJ a few days back and got so tired of them stating that she had her eye color changed. Now, as I've stated already I know what my eyes looked like when I put blue contacts in and it doesn't even remotely resemble blue. So I stated the same to them and asked if they believed someone could have their eye color surgically changed because there's no way to have that clarity of blue that she sports with contacts. Funny.....I got no reply, they just kept their heads burried in the sand screaming that she changed her eye color. Haha, nutso!!
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Pimpcessa,
She has natural blue eyes. Those loons over there accuse Aniston of everything. I do think she has had her nose done...
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Those loons must be thinking of Paris Hilton!
I had a friend who tried to put blue contacts over brown eyes and it looked like shit. Almost appeared violet and not blue. That was a hundred years ago and I'm sure they've improved the quality since then .... but yeah Jen has real blue eyes. Having blue eyes and being a natural brunette makes a nice combo. Her eyes must've really popped back in the day.
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Yes, Angie will age so gracefully. And some day when we see her flabby ass on the beach with all of her tats sagging into each other she will fianlly achieve the look of sublime royalty!! Haha, you think Val Kilmer got lambasted, wait till Angie gets her turn. That my dears will be worth waiting for - I would buy tickets to that shit.
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She has a bit of a c--tface on, doesn't she? Always so flip with the uber dry humor. Yuchhhh.
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I do like her hair[again]. Oh shit I'm turning into a Jenloon!
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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Aniston si such a bore. how does she merit the most attention of all the Friends crew? Oh I get it..brad Pitt.
Frankly Paltrow was better than Aniston for Brad. Oh well that was a hundred years ago.
""Dog biscuits remind me of puppies, which reminds me of cuddles, which reminds me of true love, which reminds me of Brad Pitt, which reminds me of eternal loneliness!!!!"" LMAO!!! Seriously, that's probably not far off of what she was thinking lol
She was probably like, "....me and Brad once spoke about buying a puppy."
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Submitted by K2 on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 12:24pm.
What's refreshing about Jen is that she looks normal. She doesn't have perfect features but that's what endears her to people. NO cheek implants, barbie nose, collagen filled lips and fake tits. She doesn't fit the hollyweird mold (like some people) and that's NOT a bad thing!
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I agree!
And as they get older, watch what Angelina's face and body starts looking like compared to Jennifer. I think Jennifer will just age more gracefully, while Angelina's face and body will crack and the surgery to look perfect will come undone. People will be more critical with Angelina too because she's a bit too perfect now--When it starts sagging a little, it will be that much more noticeable. It kinda sucks, but she kinda did it to herself with getting altered in the first place.
Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 1:22pm.
Pimpcessa,
She has natural blue eyes. Those loons over there accuse Aniston of everything. I do think she has had her nose done...
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LOL! That's a great pic. It's almost exactly like the false nose she wore in that Friends flashback;p
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Pimpcessa,
She has natural blue eyes. Those loons over there accuse Aniston of everything. I do think she has had her nose done...
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Her real last name is "Anastassakis" ! Bless you!
kanderso,
Don't feel bad...you don't lick Holie Jolies hole, you don't get to post over there.
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Damn it, I'm being monitored over at JJ. Which makes no sense, because I didn't swear or wish death to the children or anything. I just made fun of the Loons!
Boo.
I feel sorry for Owen Wilson in the sense that he seems to have a lot of issues, but man, he is hard to look at on the big screen.
i think she is adorable, which is saying something, given she is 40.
pick adorable over corpse-like any day.
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Hey, I got a question. Is it possible for her to really have brown eyes and just be wearing blue or green contacts?? I mean I have brown eyes and tried on blue contacts but it looked fake - not like her eyes. Over at the JJ they are always saying that she has brown eyes and brown hair and that she wears green contacts but I don't see how it's possible to have such a light color if she really has brown eyes. Is it possible??
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If anyone wants to waste some time, I'm super bored at work and arguing with the Loons over at JJ on a Brad post. Feel free to join in if you want to become stupider by reading their comments. Most recent development: they don't understand the concept of irony. Shocker.
I'd actually rather see pics of the huskies.
ugh, not these two douchebags together again. one's got a fucked up nose and the other a fucked up manchin.
Owen Wilson reminds me of a sad clown.
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Can't she just go away? Make it stop.
She also needs to stop flat ironing the shit out of her hair and stop bleaching it... I don't get why everyone thinks it's fabulous. It looks limp and unhealthy to me
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I've seen her numerous times with her natural wavy hair ... the flat iron makes it look more polished. I have straight hair and over the years I've noticed that it's texture changes - sometimes it's straight with a wave here and there - easy fix is to blow it out (straight) or flat iron it.
What's refreshing about Jen is that she looks normal. She doesn't have perfect features but that's what endears her to people. NO cheek implants, barbie nose, collagen filled lips and fake tits. She doesn't fit the hollyweird mold (like some people) and that's NOT a bad thing!
She always looks so 2002. A homely 2002.
Owen just makes me feel depressed anymore.
He can fake smile and eat dog biscuits all day long but there always seem to be that sadness lurking just behind his eyes.
It's a bitch that life has made Dignan a cynic.
Oh, well ...
Oh, Jen. She was actually pretty daring with this outfit, can't believe she's not wearing jeans and a racerback tank. Those shoes are made of ugly, and bubble hems are as fug now as they were four years ago.
She also needs to stop flat ironing the shit out of her hair and stop bleaching it... I don't get why everyone thinks it's fabulous. It looks limp and unhealthy to me.
Submitted by cio on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 11:48am.
I still don't get calling aniston lonely. I mean, she was married, he cheated on her, she started dating other people, and it happened 4 years ago. It's starting to piss me off. If a guy cheats on me, and then someone start making fun of my looks and the fact that I'm single 4 years later, I would kick their ass.
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I couldn't agree more! It's absurd how she was NEVER judged like this before she met Pitt, certainly was praised during Pitt, but now that she's without Pitt she has become this needy, lonely, desperate, old, barren, spinster at the age of 40! The mentality of some people is frightening! Since when does a MAN define who she is? F*cking kudos to her for handling the past 4 years with such courage (especially in front of a public that has humiliated and passed judgement against her). How is it that the one who was cheated on has now become frowned upon?
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I miss it so... but a girl has to make a living, non? Great seeing you and the rest of the lovely peeps that used to make this so much fun for me!
O/T: when will this Brad/Jennifer shit end? It's rather ludicrous being that they are both in their 40's and have new lives. Word to the press: Let it go already.
too easy is right MK, this is str8 outta SHOWGIRLS..
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I'm really sick of Chinnifer, sick of Owen too for that matter
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MK, I love you, but the Jennifer jokes about Brad are increasingly less funny every time you post them.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 11:44am.
Thanks Clarisse! He's a hottie, but looks like he has lipstick on.
Hi MizRo! You haven't been around these parts in a while.
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Aniston overload. And isn't Mayer "golden shower" boy?
They weren't real dog biscuits, they were sugar cookies, but Jen and Owen hammed it up for the camera. She didn't have to eat one, but she wanted to show Owen support so she broke off a piece of his.
I still don't get calling aniston lonely. I mean, she was married, he cheated on her, she started dating other people, and it happened 4 years ago. It's starting to piss me off. If a guy cheats on me, and then someone start making fun of my looks and the fact that I'm single 4 years later, I would kick their ass.
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MK you are the Jeff Lewis of looks.
"Wetten D Ass" nuh uh *smh* @ those germans and their anal fixations...
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Jen should take a break from the flat iron and wear her natural curls. It looks like her hair has started to rebel against all the abuse it's being subjected to.
Submitted by ocd can be good on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 11:28am.
I once worked with a guy who most women
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I think that dude posts on here.
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Her hair is looking a little dry but still, i would kill for those legs.
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