The Photoshop Awards: Katie Holmes On Glamour
Stepford Katie's inner Thetans are glowing through her eyes on the cover of Glamour. Seriously, who do think they are fooling with his Photoshop fuckery?! Does Photoshop have a "life sucking" tool on it, because if it does, this cover needs more of it. You can't make eyes look less brainwash-ey just by changing the color. The L. Ron Hubbard is still shining through loud and fucking clear.
In the magazine, Stepford Katie brings the bores, but did pull a Chrissy Crocker and told everyone to LEAAAAAVE SURI ALOOOONE. When asked about all the rumors about Suri, she said, "Some of the stuff people said was such absolutely horrible things to say about a child. It was so uncalled for and so disgusting. Enough is enough. We were changing diapers. He (Tommy Girl) said, 'I don't want you to get upset.' And I said, 'Well, I am upset.'"
Well, I got the answer to the question "How many crazy alien robots does it take to change a diaper?" TWO! And Katie was so upset that she dressed Suri up in a little dress and then paraded her down the street like she was in a damn Little Miss Pageant.
And here's some pictures Katie wearing a necklace made out of Tommy's hairy ass dingles while out to dinner the other night. This haggard hag really looks like she "loves her life."
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Why are people who use "thus" and "furthermore" posting on this Web site? We're discussing Katie Holmes, not the Queen of England.
It seems like no one looks at Katie Holmes as the innocent woman she used to be. When she was on Dawson’s creek, I never heard anything but good things about her. Most people thought she was pretty and not overdone. She still isn’t, she just grew up. So just because people think it’s odd that she is married to someone several years her senior and who fanatically supports Scientology, it is not fair to suddenly harass her by any means. The things that accusers call her out on have to do with immaterial traits like wearing fingernail polish on only one hand. Just because she is married to Tom Cruise does not mean that she has lost any personal credibility or beauty for that matter.
The title of this article makes me cringe. If you believe she needs to be “photoshopped” more, you are only asking her to be portrayed in a light that has been constructed by the media. If you are asking her to be herself and not appear brain washed or suppressed by her hubby, then why are you promoting more photoshop?
I was also annoyed at the fact that this article assumes she isn’t happy with her life just because she isn’t wearing bronzing foundation, bold eyeliner, and a smile on her face. There is no standard of looks that qualify someone looking content with their life. In addition, I can’t guarantee I would look stellar when an obnoxious amount of paparazzi are stalking me either.
She doesn’t show any signs of inferiority to her husband nor does she show signs of unhappiness. Just as any mother would, she has every right to defend her daughter from the negative comments made by media.
Thus, she is a human being and that is easy to forget when she is a Hollywood star. She has not lost any of her agency and just because she isn’t the standard of beauty in a couple of pictures does not disqualify her from being a good mother, wife, or citizen. Furthermore, there is enough airbrushing covering magazine models and celebrities. By promoting more, it only enforces an unrealistic standard of beauty. You are complaining when she is fitting into society’s mold of beauty on a magazine cover. You’re also complaining when she isn’t looking as stellar just out with her husband. If she is unhappy, it’s because people cannot purely accept her as she is. Photoshop or not, leave her alone.
They are obviously very weird & bizarre, but I dont think I would hate her life...She is getting work, she has a child & more to come I am sure & plus all the money in the world. I am sure Tom pressures her to always be better, but she has to earn the millions somehow. I would think the worst part of her life would be having to be a Scientologist & study all that b.s. Other than that though, is shopping & getting gifts all the time that stressful? I just dont feel sorry for her.
She probably let Suri paint her nails & had to run out or something & thats why only one hand is done.
Why is she wearing pale green nail varnish on some fingers and not others? Cry for help? Gone rotten from CO$ detox? Poor cow. RUN KATIE RUN
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at least we can tell its katie unlike so many other bitches
She looks so bad in those photos with Tom..i am surprised he let her out of the house looking so bad..yuck!
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they photoshopped in her old cheeks.
how thin must you be when they photoshop fat onto your pics. dang.
I wonder if they used Beyonce's fat....
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you would have to get better to be crazy....
She tries so hard...but she is just not sexy.
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Submitted by anonymous7643 on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 12:23pm.
IDK... I really think Suri looks like Tom.
Well, they are the same height.
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I see they photoshopped some weight one her. From what I hear, the two ladies Cruise share a meal and still leave plenty behind. Anorexia, something for the fam to share.
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I can't figure out what she is looking like to me...
Is it....a glo-worm doll?
http://uk.geocities.com/dragophelion/80s_toys/gloworm_web.jpg
Orrrr....Dopey dwarf?
http://disney-clipart.com/snow-white/jpg/Dwarfs/Dopey1.jpg
Hmmmmmmmmmm
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Tiny Tom sure is racking up a lot of IOU's trying to force feed this untalented bitch-golddigger down everyone's throat. Must be in the contract that she will be a superstar at the end of the contract (which, BTW, is only a year away).
Tiny's got work a lot of magic between now and then.
Thanks for posting the REAL photos with the laughable photoshopped cover MK. Laughed my ass off!!
God, Miz Cruise (Tommy-Girl, that is...) is looking more & more like an anorexic fairy...
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Still looks like a robot.
MadamPince, maybe he is.....he had to be paid to keep his mouth shut. Maybe he is still getting paid.....
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Why is anyone talking to her? What is she doing that's relevant, other than whoring her kid out for the press?!? I bet Chris Klein wishes he was getting some of that Suri-photo dough, and I bet Katie wishes she'd had the courage to be a single mother.
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same ole same ole katie looking fabulous and fit at forty!
Submitted by OXA on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 2:06pm.
I think the nasty things said, were all about their shitty parenting skills.
They Chose to use the kid as an open photo-op for themselves and self promotion.
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I've seen lots of rough things typed about Suri but I think the crux of it is her being used as a prop in this way, fersure.
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Submitted by tomkaulitzlvr1210 on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 3:17pm.
xD the an ad on the side : new sex postition that always works xD lmfao
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LOL! I can't see them cuz I'm ADDBLOCKING! Yay, me! But now I'm kinda sad - cuz that IS funny. And to imagine! I could have been rich - I know a WHOLE bunch of positions that always work:)
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xD the an ad on the side : new sex postition that always works xD lmfao
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Ah yes, Scientology buys off another magazine to pump their drones.... But this one is not as bad as PEOPLE who regularly butt kisses the scientology crowd. Sad.
Her Glamour cover looks great, so different than how she looks in real life. I'm so surprised they didn't drag Suri out the night the pics were taken of them leaving a restaurant. They so rarely miss the opportunity for a photo op of the poor kid.
Nice string of garlic Katie is wearing around her neck in the thumbnails. Maybe she really is trying to stop Tommy Girl from sucking up the last few drops of what is left of her soul. Poor girl.
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she looks maggie gyllenhallish in this pic
She does look good in the pics. Totally photoshopped, but she looks good. Except for the picture where she's trying to be sexy. Um, no. Doesn't work Katiebot.
My favorite part of the interview is where she says Tom made pasta carbonara when they went camping. First of all, I've made it and it isn't hugely difficult but I can't imagine making it when camping. Secondly, when did they ever go camping? Surely they would have pimped out those pictures...
Damn I needs me some portable photoshop. That shit works wonders for the skin! She looks awesome.
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I think the nasty things said, were all about their shitty parenting skills.
They Chose to use the kid as an open photo-op for themselves and self promotion.
Many celebs have kids that are not used for self promotion, are kept out of the puplic eye and lead normal, happy kid-like lives.
Quit bitching or leave it home.
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I still can't believe Miz ignored me.
*downs bottle of valium*
*slits wrists*
Mizro: enjoy your day off :o)
We were changing diapers. He (Tommy Girl) said, 'I don't want you to get upset.' And I said, 'Well, I am upset.'"
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It's ok, hunny. Poop does come out of anything after a few washes. Don't worry too much about it:)
Now - let's talk about your robot baby:)
(PS. I'm just kidding, myself, - I think Suri looks pretty average overall - but they are TOO fun not to taunt!)
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LOL!
I love how it says WOW!
It IS impressive to see Katie looking alive in the eyes! WOW!
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I had no choice kdraco: the snow was up to my knees when I tried to get out the door to shovel...
Going to nap for a bit... te veo mas tarde.
Ciao for now.
One sentence and Kat(i)e manages to fuck up the English language. Why am I not surprised she's from Ohio - northwest Ohio, to boot? Uck! THIS BITCH INFURIATES ME!!!
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MizRo on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 12:47pm.
kdraco!! *Smothering you in kisses* It IS lovely being here... How are you chica? I have a snow day! Feel like a 10 year old!
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(tightly hugging Mizro) You stayed home? That's excellent! Your 'neck of the woods' got tons of snow. We got a lot by my house but I still came to work (fiscal stuff) and the commute was so pleasant it was eerie. Tomorrow's going to be insane in the morning.
Oh where have you gone, Joey Potter, where have you gone?
Scariness:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-506359/Diana-author-names-T...
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,320519,00.html
Sorry about the Fox link, whatev.
That picture makes her look like a brunette Ashlee Simpson.
kdraco!! *Smothering you in kisses* It IS lovely being here... How are you chica? I have a snow day! Feel like a 10 year old!
Hmm How come in those candid shots she has (really ugly) aqua(?) nail polish on, but only on the nails of her right hand?
Tommy must have had to leave to go something else before he finished playing "manicure", I guess...
Helllooooooooo Mizro :o)
so nice to 'see' you on D!!!
sorry, suri is L.Ron hubbard's kid down to the cleft in her chin.
give it up katie you miserable loser.
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Hmmm.. I think her nose and eyes resemble Tom's. I think the resemblance will become more or less apparent as she gets older and her features mature.