Where Does The Line Start?
Matthew Goode, star of that Watchmen shit, has a little something to say haters who think he's the wrong bitch for the role of Andrew Veidt/Ozymandias. Put a panty pudding-proof towel under your chair, because I know how you whores get when a dude talks dirty. Filthy.
According to The Sun, Matthew said, “The negative feedback is relayed by my friends. I think the fanboys aren’t particularly happy – there are a load of people they’d have rather had in before me It’s already being slated before they’ve seeing anything. But if fanboys still hate the film after going and seeing it, they can all line up and suck my dick. I don’t give a fuck. I’m having a child and that’s more important to me – so I don’t give a fuck. Grow a dick.”
Don't threaten me with a good time, Matthew. YOU SUCK! And now I will, thank you very much. A promise is a promise.
And if I tell Matthew he's a caca stain on modern cinema, will he pull my hair a bit? What if I say they should have called it WatchSHIT, will he throw in a dick slap? Also, what do I have to say to get to trim his ring of nipple hair?
I feel like Matthew needs to pass out a menu, because I want to know what my options are.
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Yeah, well I had a baby so fuk off!
*flipping hair all princess like*
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PS: FCUK is the dumbest, most puerile fashion moniker ever.
Submitted by Bunny_Ann on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 12:22pm.
Dude, his body hair is weirding me out. He has like little swirls of hair around his nipples.
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They are hypnotizing me! Oh noes! I'm getting sucked innnnnnnnn...
Nipple hair aside, he hot. Nice peek o' pubes.
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"Jakey wearing a jock strap in the middle of a locker room filled with naked dudes." - MK
Actually, I'd like to teach him the "rusty trombone". He could have another kid by the time I am finished with him...
(WiKipedia it if your curious)
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Nothin' like hairy nips.
"Grow a dick" is an insult to the fangirls!!!
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Hmmm...
I DO so have a thing for British men with filthy mouths...
That aside...I think he's talking about all of the bullshit that's been going down with the movie before its even hit the theater for screening...
I mean, I have seen more bloggers and mofo who need to truly "get their dicks sucked" arguing over this fucking movie for the last two years...
So, no, I don't have a problem with what he said...he was saying it about the "couldn't get pussy to sit on their face if they paid it" assholes who give their mamas' rent on a weekly basis for their basement bedroom and sit up and argue in chatrooms and blog sites about sci-fi/fantasy movies like their getting a friggin check from L. Ron Hubbard's crew...
And there you go...
Right. Alienate your fanbase. How bout say instead, "I hope they'll give it a chance cuz it's an amazing film with a great take on the comic book"? I never got biting the hand that feeds you.
Who? What in the what what?
He was in the Lookout and Chasing Liberty? He looks way different here.
he better be careful of what he say, lol
but anyways, never heard of him before, so i guess he is not important
"When the manliest looking guy in your crew is Fonzworhts Bentley (2nd from right) you have a problem"-gyeah
Who the fuck is this douchebag?
Submitted by loozer on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 12:17pm.
Dude, if you are going to shave the chest, don't be afraid to get too close to the nipples.
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Now we know where KatieBot's hair necklace came from.
Is Mr. Goode CO$ ?
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I spend more time avoiding people I've known rather than wanting to re-connect and know their every movement.
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"I think the fanboys aren’t particularly happy – there are a load of people they’d have rather had [THEIR DICKS] in before me "
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Dude, his body hair is weirding me out. He has like little swirls of hair around his nipples.
Oh little Matthew,
People are going to be TRIPPING over each other to cast you now!!!! Good call.
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He kind of reminds me of that pansy douche that played superman. He acted all tough and diva-ish, like he was some megastar and look where he is NOW. People are still making fun of that Superman movie.
In a job were the public has much input into whether you are successful or not, you should give a fcuk.
Other than that, I liked him in The Lookout but haven't seen him in anything else.
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdP7HUPbVs
If only he was serious! :-p
Dude, if you are going to shave the chest, don't be afraid to get too close to the nipples. Unless you have the shakes, you won't shave them off.
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What if the Hokey Pokey is All it Really is about?
I thougth that was the gay kid from Who's the Boss.
btw, what's The Watchmen?
Something is off with that left nipple, but I ain't mad at him.
"I wanna rock I wanna rock I wanna rock I I I I wanna rock right now" Doo Doo Brown
Ring of nipple hair?? OMG, MK is right! What is with the ring around the nipples? Is this a new style of manscaping?
anyone who wears fcuk is a total douchenozzle
Submitted by FritoDorito on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 12:11pm.
Let's see how long it takes before his balls go in the salad shooter.
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And I'm just the Pampered Chef to do the job...
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I spend more time avoiding people I've known rather than wanting to re-connect and know their every movement.
--mike
Thats hot. I still think Billy (yes hes an asshole) and Jeffrey are hotter.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 12:12pm.
DG! I thought the samne thing, we are a couple of dirty girls! LMAO
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Great minds think alike!
I think this dude needs to grow some thicker skin.
And who gives a fuck if he's having a kid or not? What the fuck does that have to do with anything. You sign up for this kind of movie --or any adaptation for that matter-- people are going to piss all over you. There's no way to please them all.
Grow some balls pretty-boy. Hope that kid of yours doesn't grow up to be such a little bitch.
his nips are sliding off....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
I don't know if it's the fact that I'm covered in snow or what , but I have no fucking Idea what is this kid talking about nor I care.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
DG! I thought the samne thing, we are a couple of dirty girls! LMAO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
I actually like that response. Rather than the usual "don't be mean to me" shows that he hasn't lost his balls to the Hollywood machine. Let's see how long it takes before his balls go in the salad shooter.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
I have no idea who this asshole is, but he seems to think very highly of himself. And I'm kind of turned on.
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz0jypyHgTc
you are handsome. It's said you are dating with a rich lady o n---" C e l e b m i n g l e. C0M "? It is a professional romance site for wealthy and celebrities. But it's not confirmed by you yet.it is true??
Are those pubes peeking out from his waistband?
Lol! Thats what I thought MK was talking about with Where does the line start.
What a tool.