Monday, March 2nd 2009
O Holy Night
Look! It's Madonna and the Baby Jesus on a wintery night! The only thing missing is a fucking manger and some farm animals. How fucking special.
Anythisisborderlinepedoshit, Vadge and her hooker of the moment had a beautiful dinner in NYC last night. I'm sure it was really romantic with him sitting on a highchair slurping on mushy peas while Vadge readjusted her colostomy bag.
And take a good look at Baby Jesus while he's still young and beautiful, because that shit isn't going to last. Vadge is quickly sucking out his youth. By the end of the month, she'll look like a roidy toddler and he'll look like Larry King's freeze-dried dick.
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Can her eyebrows get pulled up any tighter? Ouch!
He looks like a handsome doofus...thick as a brick.
If the relationship is real then I am all for it, more power to them, but if its for publicity then shame on them, they need to die.
Submitted by Tubereuse on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 3:39pm.
How sweet....IT shaved her vadge to make him a wig.
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Submitted by trustalways on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 4:48pm.
I thought she was wearing her snatch fur pelt around her neck.
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She had enough for both!
She looks fucking gorgeous. You guys are all just jealous pricks.
How much is she paying him to be her boyfriend?
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
drop it like it's hot - can you blame her?
she looks better than ever.
I have seen her profile on ***wealthytigermeat . com*** it is the place on the internets for species to mingle with other species (sock monkeys), to share borax and catnip and bumhole shenanigans.
What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site??? Just curious.
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I completely LOL at Baby Jesus!
but of course I think of him as Hay-seus
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you would have to get better to be crazy....
Madonna finally bought a brother for Lourdes!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Submitted by johnosahon on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 12:50pm.
this is DOUBLE STANDARD, when men do it ( i am talking to you micheal douglas and cathey zeta jones - 25 years difference) it is love but madonna is NOT?
No, I think the situation you are describing gets BETTER press, but I think Michael Douglas is a creepy bastard too. Having sex with someone when you are old enough to be their mother/father is eewwww. Mr B is younger than me but not by bloody decades.
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It's easy to distract fat people. In fact, it's a piece of cake.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 2:10pm.
I don't find him attractive, either. He has a gormless look to him.
I LOVE the word "gormless"! johnnysgirl, are you Irish or Aussie?
Jesus ought to heal his own wonk-eye situation.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Vadge is the OG fag hag.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Is it just me or are these two becoming more like the old MAD TV "Cabana Chat" characters Dixie Wetsworth and Pool Boy with every picture?
How many girls went missing in NYC? Because Madonna looks like she just had a fresh order of virgin blood pumped into her face!
Try Typhoid Mary's delicious sugar cookies!
i never see her with her kids... :(
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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He doesn't like older women/grannies/succubuses. He likes cock/in-the-butt/men.
HE
IS
GAY.
I'm from Brazil and I was told that by a friend that knows him. And Mad-donna's powers are so frightening that the media here started saying that he had 2 girlfriends previously to nana Madge. 2 cocks, 1 for each hole is more like it. I'm sure Madonna is not a bad choice for him; it's all fame, fancy restaurants, free clothes and the strap-ons she doesn't mind wearing (although the kabballah temple-going must be pretty boring). But is quite pathetic for her and she deserves it. She used to bring some entertainment to this world, but now all she's got is this "I'm better than you; I even have a hot young stud, see?" attitude.
Getting old is not lame, but being afraid of it sure is.
Thankyou Dirk. I needed to hear that.
I thought she was wearing her snatch fur pelt around her neck.
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Submitted by Tubereuse on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 3:39pm.
How sweet....IT shaved her vadge to make him a wig.
He likes grandmothers.
spanish bombs, yo te quiero infinito
yo te quiero, oh mi corazon
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
I bet when he screams into her vag, he hears an echo.
"Madge's vadge is large."
Say this ten times real quick.
Seen around London:
Madge may be rich and successful, you I wouldn't want her life. Besides, you're not alone. You have a huge cohort of fabulous friends in this blog!
that's actually a pretty good photo of her...and I'm not
a fan
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He does seem REALLY dim. Like all he knows how do is screw older women and be a kept man.
My goodness he is so delish, and she doesnt look too bad in these particular photos. I actually wanna see them fucking, I hope a tape finds its way out soon.
Be kind: Jesus hadn't seen snow before.
Why are some people allowed to live like this others like myself live in total solitude and misery. Sorry to sound like a qualude that went wrong just tired of seeing all these dickheads have it all.
Imagination is more Important than Knowledge
I dont care about age differences normally but this is just too much. Shes gross.
How sweet....IT shaved her vadge to make him a wig.
That boy looks like one dim bulb. Wonder if she allows her bottom boy to speak? Silly ole ho; one more botox and Wayland Flowers is gonna mistake her for Madame.
Seriously, when will she be done trying to make Guy jealous? First A-ROID and now this child? Was she deprived of sex for so long that she's trying to make up for lost time? I can't even imagine what else her reasoning would be. Getting involved so quickly with some unknown just to piss off the ex husband or ex Yankee boy toy. Grow the hell up Madonna. You have an impressionable daughter - what are you teaching her?
Hasn't Vadge got ANY friends to spend time with - not even one? I don't care how good looking this dude is, what a gross waste of time. I mean to say, when you're as old as Madonna - time is precious.
*I'M NOT OLD, JUST RETARTED*
Is it just me, or does she look as if she's had work done to make her face more like Lourdes, sans eyebrow? Trying to compete with your teen daughter's fresh looks - that can't be a happy home. And by the way, who the heck does she think she's fooling . . . we've all seen the 'before' pictures.
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"your vagina is large"...what else is there left to say about this entire situation?
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nice ass...when does it open?
I wonder if he can turn water into boxed wine. My kinda guy.
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Bolloxology
He kinda looks like Chris Cornell's younger, less hot brother.
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"Jakey wearing a jock strap in the middle of a locker room filled with naked dudes." - MK
Oh Vadge-you look ridiculous you old hag-I mean I understand you dont necessarily want a 50 year old man but one nearly young enough to be your grand child???
Get a grip honey,gain a few pounds on that haggard old arse of yours and chill the fuck out!!
She's looking alot like Octo Mom with all that STUFF she is doing to her face. What MEDS to they put you on that when you look in the mirror you think THAT looks human???!!!
She's a few months away from looking like the Cat Lady.
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Ech, I'm so over Madonna...and the snow.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
You know, I am an old ho, and even I know that baby Jesus is only there for the $$$$ and a chance for his 15 minutes of fame. Does that old ho think he's there because he finds her so hot? LMAO!
I don't find him attractive, either. He has a gormless look to him.
I LOVE Madonna's coat - but why is she walking on the backs of her pants? She can afford to take her pants to a tailor and have them hemmed, so I must assume she is walkin on her pants on purpose.
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Oh Michael K, your blogs make life worth living. Sooo witty. You are the clever boy, aren't you? Funny as hell.
Dear Vadge,
Please stop it. You are old. Accept it.
Sincerely,
barelybeagle
I just don't find him attractive.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 1:24pm.
That Beeotch is giving the rest of us cougars a bad name...
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I KNOW, right?? That should be a crime!
I'm more disturbed by the snow. Isn't it March?
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The east coast got hit w/ a snow storm.
NO SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe it will re-freeze so (maybe) another day of no school!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lizardo,
Quit being soooo unkind to the mentally challenged. That witch is in a class by herself, sitting in the corner with a dunce hat on...now I am being unkind to Dunces.......LOL!
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I bet they had a lot to talk about at dinner. LOOOOOL!
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