Open Post: Hosted By Paul Rudd & His Beauties
Paul Rudd is really giving me fever in this picture for Vanity Fair. His chest hair is speaking to me. It's saying, "Brush me... pamper me.... braid me...pull me... pluck me.... wine me... din me..." If only they kept those three former and current fatties out of the picture. They are ruining The Rudd! But at least Vanity Fair spared our eyeballs by putting them in full body peen suits instead of displaying their junk.
So, Vanity Fair's April issue is devoted to Comedy's New Legends! This shit includes whores like P. Rudd, Jason Segel, Jonah Hill, Amy Poehler, Will Arnett, Russell Brand and Seth Rogen. Clearly, they left out the real comedians of the year: DJ Lady Tribe, Sarah Palin and Spaghetti Cat. Spaghetti Cat can tell one million jokes with just one blank stare. It's a gift!
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gyeah on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 4:17pm.
lmao @ the frida portrait, did kdraco see this yet?
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hellloooooooooooooo there!!!
(how r u?)
and I did see it and I approved! lol
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Deb, Jim Morrison must have been very tiny. They have a leather vest there from him that wouldn't fit any guy I know.
Some of Jimi's stuff is very small as well.
And of course, Mick Jagger's clothing was all very slim and short.
My favorite suit was from Buddy Holly (regular looking size) it had a pink jacket and a black shirt with a pink collar. And I also loved David Bowie's clothes. And of course Iggy Pop's shorts. There were some Vadge costumes...meh.
@ Sandbitch;
Ah! The best of luck to you!
As much as it should cheer me to know that someone on here is trying to quit too, it doesn't. I haven't made any grand announcements of quitting - I just threw my cigs away Thursday night and haven't smoked since. We'll see.
My track record sux. The odds aren't good. :(
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This is an awesome pic :) I like Seth Rogen...
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
The hell?They left out Michael Cera!I love him!
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
i have a crush on paul rudd hes a sexy mothatrucker
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God, Rogen and Hill are Ugly Schlubs Personified, but Rudd and Segal are two totally adorable, dorky Jewish boys. They should have been photographed separately. I also find Rogen and Hill totally insufferable. Why do they have careers, especially in fantasy films in which they always end up with beautiful women? Bleah.
I fell off the vegan-wagon. ~~~<3~~~<3~~~<3~~~<3~~~<3~~~<3~~~<3~~~<3~~~<3~~~
The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 7:09pm.
Also, I'm on my 4th day without cigarettes wheeee
===Me too! I really feel like a fag right now though. I'm taking Champix, on my 2nd week.
Tigerlilly exposed!
Login: tigerlillydlisted
password: fuckery
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVWNrYrtOkA&ytsession=B9lCvHq4zCZoWcxRo-4...
Johnnysgirl, the stupidest one I saw advertised was "Rant". Wtf thought it would be a neat idea to call a phone the "rant"?
Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 7:43pm.
confession...
today I ate 2 sausage burrito's from McD's and I just ate the unused portion of Mac N Cheese from my kids dinner...
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Oh, it's ok, CC. (May I call you CC?)
I keep sabotaging my recent obsession with losing weight. I don't eat too much at meals but if I have something sweet around, e.g. ice cream or candy, I eat way too much of it. Must.stop...
And Jonah Hill is sooo fug. And not funny. I'm also disappointed to see that this is "skinny" Seth Rogan. I've always felt strangely attracted to him, but I'm glad I never had an opportunity to see him in this during his "fat" period.
ChefCammi, with a name like ChefCammi, what in hayle are you doing eating McD's?
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I got a "Rumor" (I hate these cheezy names!) - it has the slide-out key pad (I do way more texting than talking, mostly while out scouting costume materials) and it's green! I lub green. It's such a happy color and goes so nice wif my red hair.
Oh oh, and the camera has a camcorder too, with sound. Now when I'm out looking for costume pieces I can take a pic and text to my gals to say "will this work?" How handy-dandy!
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BUT THAT'S NO EXCUSE CAMMI!!!
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
no PMS for me.. try almost 7mos pregnant.
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
chefcammie - PMS? Is that what you can blame that fuckery on?
Time for me to go home.
NIGHT HO'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
M.E.
Me no likey meat & dairy.
i feel AWFUL (mentawy and physicakwy)
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
ON NO's CAMMIE!
Yer gonna be having fast food farts all night!
*plugs nose*
confession...
today I ate 2 sausage burrito's from McD's and I just ate the unused portion of Mac N Cheese from my kids dinner...
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The Early Bird gets the worm but the Second Mouse gets the cheese.
Sugaroo - BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH! Yes, that commercial is funny.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 7:20pm.
I have a Razor, but I'm due for an upgrade, the camera on it is busted. I really really like the Blackberry Pearl, but don't really have use for a crackberry. So. IDK. I also like those touch screen phones.
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Have you seen that commercial for the new BlackBerry flip phone? "It's your butt calling." "My butt just hung up on you."
Really cute.
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I have a Razor, but I'm due for an upgrade, the camera on it is busted. I really really like the Blackberry Pearl, but don't really have use for a crackberry. So. IDK. I also like those touch screen phones.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 7:09pm.
Good for you on the smoking!
Enjoy the new cell! I had to down grade my cell phone. They mysteriously always ended up broken, and not by ME!
Don't ask!
Just for the hell of it, I still have my first cell phone from 1998. I swear, it's the size of a shoebox and weighs about 2 pounds. Ew.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Here's some non-butt-related news: I got a new phone! This may not seem like much news until you consider that I've had my first and only cell phone since 2004 and was eligible for an upgrade in 2006. I am so behind the times. My new phone has a camera1 WOW (I know, you can laugh at me)
Also, I'm on my 4th day without cigarettes wheeee
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@DG and M.E.
DG - I used up 4 of my 9 lives!!!!!!!!!!!1 But I feel a lot better. Thank you for asking!
M.E. - I was just kidding. I just got here for the first time today, saw butt talk, and thought Carrot had been at it again! BWAH!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Sugaroo on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 7:01pm.
How was your drive to Boston?
How's your flu?
Sugaroo - No, just a quick update. No more poo talk.
It's raining, its pouring, gusts up to 50 MPH on the wind.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! It be fun where I be today.
Aw geez. Butt talk AGAIN? *said in whiny voice*
Hi! I'm new!
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 6:57pm.
I'd have to wear Depends! Oh wait, I do that anyway! (I kidd)
DG - considering 1 1/2 TBS gives me an epic colonic blow out. I have no idea how he isn't having anal leakage.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 4:55pm.
OK so I toured the R&R Hall of Fame Saturday.
That's cool! The next time I drive from Chicago to western PA, I'm going to stop there. Who was tiny?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 6:52pm.
Oh dear, the poor lamb!
Well it's good you can go ahead and sched. something and get this taken care of.
3 tbs! Good golly! My butt is hiding at the mention of that!
DG - I just got the referral to the Pediatric Gastrointestional Specialist. I have to get prior authorization from my insurance. AGH! Once I get that I can schedule.
Yesterday, it took the poor kid 45 minutes to get it out, screaming, crying, broke into a streaming sweat. And once he got it out, shit, my bunghole puckered at the size!
All this and he's been on 3TBS, yes THREE TABLESPOONS of Benefiber a day for the last 8 weeks.
Submitted by KD on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 5:16pm.
gyeah killed the thread!
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Um...yeah. I don't think so.
That's my job!
Yeesh!
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 6:43pm.
*punches kitten*
Shitney is the new face of Candies for Kohls.
*wanders off mumbling*
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Camon, dude! Think of it this way: In about 5 minutes she's gonna REALLY need a job.
Today Candies for Kohls - Tomorrow: Wal-Mart!:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
FUCK YOU, WMG!!!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 6:47pm.
M.E, when does your little guy go for his tests? Is it this week?
IG - HAHAHHA! Yep, leave it to the swamp whore to make me hurt innocent kittahz.
DG - *grabs wig*
*goes all Mohamad Ali on it*
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 6:43pm.
*punches kitten*
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Noooooooooo kitten punching M.E! Why torture them for the sins of the Candies Co.?
*hands M.E Kim K's wig*
Pretend it's a kitten. A really ugly fake kitten!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 6:43pm.
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Ha ha... when I saw "punches kitten" and Shitney, somehow I knew it was you. ♥
*punches kitten*
Shitney is the new face of Candies for Kohls.
*wanders off mumbling*
Gawd, I must have the humor level of a teenage boy, cuz I love Seth Rogan, Jonah Hill, Jason Seigel, and Paul Rudd. And the sex drive of a mature 52-year-old woman, cuz I would love to lay it down with Paul Rudd.
Submitted by KD on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 5:16pm.
gyeah killed the thread!
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ROFL oh no!! sorry...
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
Paul Rudd, liked him when he was youthfully cute in clueless, and even more as he matures into one hella sexy man, *wolf-whistles, meeeow, imitates a bed squeaking, purrs, pants, barks, howls, hubbahubba* ...
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"It's simple for most people, you give 'em a Big Mac and a pair of Nikes and they're happy. I can't relate to 99% of humanity."
gyeah killed the thread!
Submitted by gyeah on behalf of a friend Mon, 03/02/2009 - 4:46pm.
Oh fuck, i didnt see that!! How SHE knows if SHE has ew!
==suggest she check in the loo or take Vermox.
edit: anyone know if that's contagious?
Just don't eat dinner off your friends bum and you should be safe, mkay? Oh, and wash your hands immediately after shaking hands with "speshul" volunteers...
*I'M NOT OLD, JUST RETARTED**I'M NOT OLD, JUST RETARTED*