Monday, March 2nd 2009
What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is Amber Rose Wearing?
My inbox has seen more of Amber Rose than a motherfucking bottle of peroxide and a clipper. I'm getting emails from bitches that say everything from "Bitch is a truck stop stripper!" to "Bitch is a cunt licker" to "Bitch has a wang!" And so on and so forth. All I know is that bitch will be deaf soon from Kanye West's epic yelling fits. And she already might be partially blind, because that's the only thing I can think of to explain this outfit. I didn't know Osh Kosh B'Gosh also had a line of day-shift prostitot clothes. The baby hooker look is not for Amber Rose.
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i think she just really wants us to notice her shoes that's why she is basically not wearing anything else- even hair! she should have gone for the 10 and half though cuz her fuckin toes look like they're tring to grab onto the street- NOTHIN HOT ABOUT THAT!
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this chic is B-A-D!
She does have thick looking legs, even with really high heels on..I actually like that she is taking fashion risks, even if they arent paying off, because its something to talk about...
I must say though I am a huge fan of her with a shaved head. I shaved my head again a little before Thanksgiving, but now its back to just a normal super short pixie like hairstyle. I LOVE having a shaved head, but its just not practical or as accepted & I really need to find a job.
Submitted by DESIGNER GENES on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 9:52pm.
I'm sorry, I'm in the minority here, but I think this bitch is hottttttttt. The outfit is messy but the shoes look good.
I totally agree, she is HOT!
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Hell! like i always say just cauz yur young doesnt mean u can wear shorts!!!!!!!!!!!!
short fat legs are still short and fat with heels!
They look like maternity shorts.Just say no to elastic waist bands!
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
1. She sexy
2. She look like shes got a denim diaper on. (Sexy?)
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i love her shoes though
Kanye "trying desperately to set trends and failing" West.
Stick to the production boards boy.
--thanks awfully--
It is obviously something Kanye picked out, therefore: PERFECT!
i thought she was a German Domanatrix.
we don't think that he would be a very good lay.
he probably likes being tied down and spanked.
I'm sorry, I'm in the minority here, but I think this bitch is hottttttttt. The outfit is messy but the shoes look good.
More pictures of Amber Rose: http://broccolicity.wordpress.com/2009/02/18/amber-rosekanye-wests-new-c...
Her body is insane...and to answer the questions about her ethnicity, she is biracial (black/white). Not many girls can pull the close crop off, I think she does it in spades.
Submitted by 4lice4nn on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 5:54pm.
Is that an upper thigh tattoo?
its a chalk outline of where her cock used to be
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Drunk again.
Dollyface you have the absolute best Fergie avatar ever.
Amber Rose....shoes are fierce. I have nothing else to say. Your lucky the shoes negate what I have to say about your outfit.
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Say what ya want...but those shoes are da bidness! Damn, I want those shoes!
Yeah, I said it!!!!
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I was waiting for the phot where Kanye backslaps the little ole white man with the camera all in his face....
durn.
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you would have to get better to be crazy....
he cute his hair!!!! finally.
WTH is up with the Mom shirts? No, even better, those look like what a 3 yr old would wear.
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It's not polite to wear Huggies Pull-Ups out in public.
she looks like a Sims cyber peep
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Are we absolutely sure that this is a woman?
She looks like she can still pee standing up by just pulling out her junk.
Tranny-alert.
You're gonna love my nuts! - Slap Chop Guy
Is that an upper thigh tattoo?
Who is she and what is kenye doing with her.
he left his beautiful girlfried for this.
That outfit is horrendous. It looks like she raided her 4 year old sister's closet, and thought, "HEY, since I'm tiny, why not?!?" I'll tell you why not right now. . .because it goes against all the laws of REASON!!!!!! lol. Nice figure though, lol. Her face is SO-SO.
"People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors
I'm going to edit this and say her shoes are hot. Her body is nice. Her outfit is "meh". She is also not very pretty... At all... BUT, when standing next to Kanye, she looks kind of cute.
Kanye looks like some greasy ass bubbly brownies shaped into a giant douche.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 2:33pm.
She needs to put those damn Gymboree Shorts away. I thought they make that damn elastic wasteband shit only up to a size 4 T (as in TODDLER, for those without kids...)
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ROFLMAO!!! :D I agree, those shorts are hideous, even on a girl with great, athletic legs such as hers! So wrong...
"People are strange when you're a stranger..." ~ The Doors
Wow. I think this chick is hot. I lurve her legs, although the knees could use a bit of moisturizing and the smoking needs to go, but other than that she can come home to Mama.
she makes coco look classy.
Ah yes.Lunchtime at Sunset Plaza.Good to see that even in these interesting times people still stunt with GUSTO for the paparazzi…and all the other stunters:
Shop at H.LORENZO & pick up a 1200 dollar hoodie & 1400 dollar mini-skirt.If you’re not ballin’ you max out the credit card & hope the residuals from that dog food commercial you did come in soon enough to at least make the minimum payment.
Pull up in the LEASED BENZO/BMER/AUDI.The car is of course nicer than the apartment you rent.If you do live in a nice place…you’re probably renting with six other people & y’all sleep in shifts.The more resourceful ones have secured a sugar daddy/mommy and can get a place of your own.If you got a little money coming in…you join a EXOTIC CAR RENTAL CLUB so you can front in a FERARRI/LAMBO/BENTLEY every now & then.
Lunch at LA PETIT FOUR.Indoor/outdoor/sidewalk seating.See & be seen.Hot chix sit out front to see who pulled up in what.The more famous opt for privacy in the interior.Hot chix out front make at least two trips to the bathroom in the interior to parade the “goods” for potential suitors.Some hot young actress/hostess/waitress seats you.She’s sizing you up to see if you’ll be the one to front her lifestyle & get her outta’ the table waiting biz.Happens a lot.ALEX comes by the tables of regulars to meet & greet.
LA: Gotta love it.
She forgot to put a shirt on.
i bet he dates her so that he'll look attractive by comparison.
Submitted by gyeah on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 4:24pm.
Hm I see she's serving shrimp. Try bigger shoes next time, Robotron
HAHAHAHAHA!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
My 6yr old has these same shorts-ridiculous.
And what is his obsession with ugly shit? First those 80's clothes, then that mullet he tried to shove down our throats and now this bitch. Ye loves the ugly.
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Bitch is rocking the denim pull ups when you've just graduated from diapers.
She is SO out of shape. Looks like a wobbly water will that will show a reflection pool (thighs, mainly, but those hotdogs she probably calls arms, as well) when bumped...
Hm I see she's serving shrimp. Try bigger shoes next time, Robotron.
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Submitted by missy on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 3:36pm.
who the hell is this albino chinatown hooker?
someone fill me in ive been out of the loop...
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I think she popped out of one o'dem Louie Vwiton bags:)
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"Bitch is a truck stop stripper!" to "Bitch is a cunt licker" to "Bitch has a wang!"
I'd guess all three.
My daughter has shorts that look exactly like those. My 6 year old daughter. Made by Garanimals. Looks like she borrowed her baby sister's tank top, too.
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Submitted by kww on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 3:34pm.
Kan' likes the 'blonde dykes' as the song goes...LOL
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who the hell is this albino chinatown hooker?
someone fill me in ive been out of the loop...
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Submitted by Keane on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 3:27pm.
Dyke, without question, and beard, obviously! (Well who else has Kanye ever been rumoured to have banged?).
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And I'll do anything for a blonde dyke.
And she'll do anything for a Klondike.
LOL!
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OCTOMOMMY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
Finally! February Highlights #1!
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Kan' likes the 'blonde dykes' as the song goes...LOL
awww you know that KANYE'S mama is lookin' down all proud and all--"YOU'RE MAKIN ME PROUD SON, YOU'RE MAKIN ME PROUD!"
Dyke, without question, and beard, obviously! (Well who else has Kanye ever been rumoured to have banged?). And he looks about as attracted to her as a bit of day-old panty pudding. Hope shes getting paid good!
perfect description:
One part Kim Kardashian, one part Urkel, one part cancer survivor. Wow, hot.
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