Monday, March 2nd 2009
Hot Slut Of The Week: Memaw Clara
Birthday: August 18, 1915
Age: 93!!!!
Birth Name: Clara Bonfanti
Original Date of HS of the Day: February 24, 2009
Claim to Fame: Clara grew up during the Great Depression, so she is taking her knowledge of turning caca into delicious meals and sharing it with all of us on YouTube! I'm still waiting to see what she can do with Top Ramen and a bag of moldy bread from the Wonder Bread outlet.
Where is she now? Clara is working on a DVD and it's only a matter of time before she judges a Top Chef challenge. Actually, Clara should compete on that shit. She would win, for real.
Why is he HS of the Week? Because 2009 is the year of the memaws and Clara is going to lead the pack. Click here to join her Facebook group.
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I think I just grew a heart.
I LOVE YOU CLARA!!!!! Clara is Hot Babe of The Universe. Shanna Sand don't even know. This is really the real elegance. I can't even imagine being sarcastic about that. I can't. Clara is hot and elegant. See? I didn't even say a whole goddamn curse word through this whole post.
May every Jack has his Jill. Still Don't have a date?
Check out___________Mixed Friends. c o m________
There are Over millions of profiles from all over the world!Everything is FREE! Don't forget to tell your friends!
JIGGY! HI THERE!
Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 1:01am.
GRAPE! Back away from your Twitter account!
*brining out Pom Poms*
CLARA CLARA CLARA!!!!!
this bitch is amazing!
fuck cordon blue!!! viva la clara!!!
Don't you mean MyFace?
she's gorgeous! plain and simple!
What a cutie!
xoxoxoxox
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
2009 is the year of the Memaws! i love some little old people, and the older and crazier the better. God bless their little hearts. My mimi has the alz's, and she is the greatest woman that has ever walked this Earth! (even if she can't remember it!) She still appreciates a beautiful shoe. Can't remember my father's name, but lights up when she sees me wearing classic heels. Just like any true Southern belle, she stills wears her pearl jewelry. And she is quite skilled at drawing on eyebrows with her sienna colored pencil!
Long Live the Memaws!
Btw, does Clara have a twitter account? heehee
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 8:23pm.
Fuck, she defintely cooks like an old lady. Using raw meat marinade as a sauce without cooking it through
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exactly what I thought! And I always sort and rinse my beans, split peas & lentils before cooking. I always seem to find rocks or dirt mixed in...
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the end...
i <3 Clara!
(^_^)(^_^)(^_^) May every Jack has his Jill. Still Don't have a date?Check out______Mixed Friends. C o m ______There are Over millions of profiles from all over the world!Everything is FREE! Don't forget to tell your friends! (^_^)(^_^)(^_^)
Fuck, she defintely cooks like an old lady. Using raw meat marinade as a sauce without cooking it through.
Cool me loves Clara...she makes kraft dinner look like caca...well kraft dinner is caca....I'm tramatized...I lived on kraft dinner when I was in University.....
....did I tell you guys I went to university???..I Know!!! Fuck me, I thought I was a Star Trek convention.....I studied "Quarks"....and thought is was the bar on Deep Space Nine.....but it was physics.....
Physics!?!? I know...I thought I was seeing a psychic.....
university was confusing for me....
Submitted by Flatsy on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 5:30pm.
To gigi jenkins & shut the smurf up
Where's Denny Crane when you need him??
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I spend more time avoiding people I've known rather than wanting to re-connect and know their every movement.
--mike
To gigi jenkins & shut the smurf up
Did you guys see the headline on thebostonchannel.com?
Business Leaders want 25-cent gas tax hike; Chamber of Commerce calls for larger increase
OK, as if 19-cents/gallon wasn't enough for them.
GMAFB
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 4:43pm.
"drop the ball deval" will make us pay for menino's house work and his curtains!
Joined the group. Awesomesauce!
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Making Al Pastor Burritos for M.E.
P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
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clara is the best! 93 and still rockin the party.
her comment about wishing her boss would get hit by a train and the next day he really *was* hit by a train totally made me day!!
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 4:16pm.
I'm always leery of old people cooking. They tend to get ingredients mixed up.
Ex: I can see this meemaw confusing BenGay for butter.
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Ben-Gay is the poor man's wasabi.
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I spend more time avoiding people I've known rather than wanting to re-connect and know their every movement.
--mike
If 2009 is the year of the memaws, then I'm in high fucking cotton this year.
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I spend more time avoiding people I've known rather than wanting to re-connect and know their every movement.
--mike
Submitted by gigi jenkins on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 4:36pm.
They don't call our state Taxachussets for nothing
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 4:40pm.
It took me DAYS to get that jingle at the beginning of her episode out of my head. I bet she made it up on her organ.
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Which one? The Liver?
(I kidd, I know what you meant.)
It took me DAYS to get that jingle at the beginning of her episode out of my head. I bet she made it up on her organ.
I live in Massachusetts--I WILL be cooking this shit--we have a gas increase coming and many more LAME taxes to make up for bloated state pensions!
She is nice enough for thanking us for listening.
she is Awesome. I like her
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
How do you see her recipes? I'm interested to know how she makes her poormans meal. My MIL has one that my husband LOVES! Chipped beef, gravy and mashed potato and cheese.
Her website is really nicely put together as are her YouTube videos. And she's just awesome.
"Clara grew up during the Great Depression..."
that's scary and awesome, but i would NOT eat her freaking food.
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snark: It's not right but it's ok.
c'mon dude...she's HOT and she can COOK Old School ;p
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1125351/
I'm always leery of old people cooking. They tend to get ingredients mixed up.
Ex: I can see this meemaw confusing BenGay for butter.
I joined the group!
Italian memaws are the BEST!!! (except for madonna)
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She is ADORABLE. What a sweet soul as well.
I'm going to spend all afternoon watching these videos, cause this homegirl's BROKE.
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It seems like just yesterday you were bursting forth through your mother's fertile womb!
The rice and lentil soup looks pretty good. I'll probably make some.