Would You Hit It?
Did K-Fat eat the chirruns?! Every time I blink, the bitch added more chunk. Soon, a bitch is going to have to roll him around Violet Beauregard-style.
Getting sexy with KFed could be hazardous to your health. He would need to hit that shit on stilts, because if he laid right on you, your ribs would crush down into dust. If he hit it from the back, he'd have to lay his gut on your back and that could crush your poor tailbone.
On the positive side, if you motorboated his big ass moobs, you might find a McDonald's french fry in there. And I bet he eats out like a damn dyke on speed. Just pour some hot sauce and gravy over your private area and let him chomp away. He might accidentally suck out one of your vital organs, but that's a chance you'll have to take.
That being said, I'd hit it at a Hometown Buffet sundae bar.
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"I'd hit it at a Hometown Buffet sundae bar."
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... im speechless. LMFAO!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
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I would never, ever hit it!
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"You a motherfucker and ain't all that!"
I honestly didnt find him that attractive when he was in better shape either...First of all to me he looks like he smells like pee for some odd reason & secondly, I just assumed there was something really off about him for marrying Brit, more than just the gold digger stuff, something is just really wrong about him. I never got how he was a "model".
Hell yes ! have you seen my husband?
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i dunno, it sells itself
He might be a fat pig but her shurrrrrre has purrrdy lips. Bet he can bend over and squeeeeeeal reallllllll niiiiiiiice like.
A fat disgusting pig!
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¿Por Qué No Te Callas?
This is what happens to your body when you kick Meth. It means he has finally kicked the habit. Good for him.
common everyone has their price! so i might if the $ were right
Nope, I don't feel like hitting on someone who cant see his own dingeling without a mirror.
Is this the dude who fathered kids from that no-talented "singer/dancer" poptart and had some more out of wedlock with another no-talent?. Doesn't he have like a gazillion kids on the loose, besides being fat and jobless?. NIEMALS!.
I would never hit that.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Why everyone gotta be child like thin. He got a little meat on his bones, looks good to me.
I'd hit it, then quit it.
It must be the hoodie. I don't think he's that chunky. His face still looks slimish.
I don't hate K-Fed. I think whatever he wants to eat to console himself from years of having to eat cheato twat is OK by me.
"Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 8:48pm"
ahhh TRISCUIT glad you got it. ;)
thanks for the heads up Sandbitch =)
OnT: KFug is walking to unemployment.
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I'd hit it.
I wouldn't pay his rent or finance his career though. Britney, what were you thinking?
Yee hah, baby got back!
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Um, um, Look to the cookie Elaine. Look to the cookie.
whatever happened to this "ass shaker" kfed promised the masses?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxXLp-2J3wI
i'm pretty sure kfed hasn't been shaking his ass in a long time....
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nice ass...when does it open?
I'd hit him in the face with the job listing part of the newspaper.
I read this shit on my phone when I was standing in line at the mall... And I laughed so hard I was crying.
No, I definitely would NOT hit it. Not necessarily because he has gained (a lot of) weight... But moreso because he looks like he has MAJOR smegma going on. Sick shit.
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I spend more time avoiding people I've known rather than wanting to re-connect and know their every movement.
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kevin look good ,so what if he put on a few pounds.He looks good ,and seem to be doing it for attention.
I'd hit his dimples but that's probably about it.
I think guys with a little chub are wayyy cooler than gaunt ones.
i'd only hit it in the face, with a brick. i don't mind my dudes w/ a little chunk on 'em, it's the perma-douche look on his still-smug, too small head. no thanks.
sandbitch - the tigerlilly video kills! great job to you and TITS!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 9:01pm.
Hahaha. Nice job!
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 9:01pm.
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Mami..I'll take that title ☻ !♥
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"My voice can't help it's faggotry ways!"...Michael K
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 8:48pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 8:57pm.
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I fucking FINALLY GOT IT!!!
Thanks for 'membering where I live Sheeps♥
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"My voice can't help it's faggotry ways!"...Michael K
* Triscuit on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 8:55pm.
* Thank the LORD! Hehe. I was just about to deem you the dumbest ho here.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 8:48pm.
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COME ON ASSFACES!
I've been DRINKING....hello???!!!
edit to say= I GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LmfffAO!
Tigerlilly exposed!
Login: tigerlillydlisted
password: fuckery
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVWNrYrtOkA&ytsession=B9lCvHq4zCZoWcxRo-4...
Triscuit,
Sign out of YouTube.
Sign back in using the username: tigerlillydlisted
password: fuckery (You're signing in with that account)
Go back to the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVWNrYrtOkA&ytsession=B9lCvHq4zCZoWcxRo-4
You'll be able to see the (awesome) video. I'm so impressed!
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I'm a pea person. I would want to eat my peas with other peas.
Submitted by Typhoid Mary on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 8:50pm.
He got the money so WHY does he need to stay thin? It's time to get Marlon Brando fat after you dug the gold!
Now he's digging around for his junk.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 8:46pm.
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who knew you were so creative? awesome job! tv was watchin' me...I was askared!
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the end...
*flying to NJ to help Triscuit with vid*
LOL @ triscuit. Don't blame the alcoholol - blame BILL FUCKING GATES!
Tigerlilly exposed!
Login: tigerlillydlisted
password: fuckery
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVWNrYrtOkA&ytsession=B9lCvHq4zCZoWcxRo-4...
Sandbitch that video ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Try Typhoid Mary's delicious sugar cookies!
Triscuit, click on the youtube link Sandbitch posted, then enter Tigerlillydlisted, password: fuckery. Hope that helps!! xox
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 8:48pm.
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COME ON ASSFACES!
I've been DRINKING....hello???!!!
edit to say= I GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LmfffAO!
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"My voice can't help it's faggotry ways!"...Michael K
He got the money so WHY does he need to stay thin? It's time to get Marlon Brando fat after you dug the gold!
Try Typhoid Mary's delicious sugar cookies!
Sandbitch, I just watched it for the 172nd time. HAHAHA!! And can I just say that I love the fact that you guys used "fuckery" for the password?
* sobs *
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Submitted by soul on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 8:42pm.
"Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 8:32pm."
awesome vid of TigerLily TITS ;)
==SOUL, CAN YOU TELL TRISCUIT HOW THE FUCK???
Tigerlilly exposed!
Login: tigerlillydlisted
password: fuckery
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVWNrYrtOkA&ytsession=B9lCvHq4zCZoWcxRo-4...
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 8:40pm.
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Allright ....did all that ...what am i looking for?
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"My voice can't help it's faggotry ways!"...Michael K
"Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 8:32pm."
awesome vid of TigerLily TITS ;)
OnT: KFug looks fat and happy, mostly FAT.
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I wouldn't hit it. It looks beat already.
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you would have to get better to be crazy....
* I just signed out. Dunno if that was the prob but if you can bear it, have another go now.
Tigerlilly exposed!
Login: tigerlillydlisted
password: fuckery
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVWNrYrtOkA&ytsession=B9lCvHq4zCZoWcxRo-4...
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OH-fucking-KAY.,......\
I just signed the fuck for youtube AND dem hoes is sayin"video is private" !!!!!!!
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"My voice can't help it's faggotry ways!"...Michael K
* AND I have to sign the fuck up for a youtube account!
No you don't Triscuit - that's why we are giving peeps the password. It's just a bit of fun at TL's expense is all.
Tigerlilly exposed!
Login: tigerlillydlisted
password: fuckery
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVWNrYrtOkA&ytsession=B9lCvHq4zCZoWcxRo-4...
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 8:27pm.
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Now I NEED to know.AND I have to sign the fuck up for a youtube account!
I am REALLY nosey!
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"My voice can't help it's faggotry ways!"...Michael K
* We is beating up and down on the tiger Triscuit. Have you checked out tigerlilly's video? TITS did it.
Tigerlilly exposed!
Login: tigerlillydlisted
password: fuckery
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVWNrYrtOkA&ytsession=B9lCvHq4zCZoWcxRo-4...
Holy crap! This guy needs to lay off the bong and put a padlock on the munchies!!!! Dude got fat from sitting around NOT WORKING! You know the nannies watch the kids while he plays video games.