Would You Hit It?
Did K-Fat eat the chirruns?! Every time I blink, the bitch added more chunk. Soon, a bitch is going to have to roll him around Violet Beauregard-style.
Getting sexy with KFed could be hazardous to your health. He would need to hit that shit on stilts, because if he laid right on you, your ribs would crush down into dust. If he hit it from the back, he'd have to lay his gut on your back and that could crush your poor tailbone.
On the positive side, if you motorboated his big ass moobs, you might find a McDonald's french fry in there. And I bet he eats out like a damn dyke on speed. Just pour some hot sauce and gravy over your private area and let him chomp away. He might accidentally suck out one of your vital organs, but that's a chance you'll have to take.
That being said, I'd hit it at a Hometown Buffet sundae bar.
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Holy crap! This guy needs to lay off the bong and put a padlock on the munchies!!!! Dude got fat from sitting around NOT WORKING! You know the nannies watch the kids while he plays video games.
He was hot in a dirty slap his cock in face and spit on you when he was done unloading in one's "nada-nada hole".
I guess I'd still hit it.
But I'm a whore.
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==I was thinking the same = hmmm fat people don't get as much free stuff.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 7:50pm.
@ Deb--
Maybe next time it will be you and me, Deb. You know how David Bowie loves some black kitteh!
===LOL @ David bowie loves black pussy. Yeah, we're already scouting our next victims so watch yer black pussies y'all.
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I'd hit it. Only because he reminds me of my ex-boyfriend---and I would love to do him just one more time...you know...for old time sakes. He had that good d*ck.
p.s. Ex-b/f was a total asshole.
Oh yeah, i'd hit it with a big ugly stick....
LMAO! I don't care what anyone says I always thought K-(Well)Fed was kinda hot for a white boy. Still is even though he's about 60-70 lbs heavier!! LOL! But come on if this was Britney who gained this much weight she would be slaughtered time to get to dancing again Mr. Federline.
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 7:40pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 7:32pm.
OMG, you guys, that is BRILLIANT! I love the "Sgt. Pepper" bit!
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Maybe next time it will be you and me, Deb. You know how David Bowie loves some black kitteh!
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 7:40pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 7:32pm.
OMG, you guys, that is BRILLIANT! I love the "Sgt. Pepper" bit!
===Fangs Deb! It's our first collaboration. I loves the Sgt Pepper bit too.
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Hit it? No. But I'd walk behind it and make fart noises with every step he took.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 7:32pm.
OMG, you guys, that is BRILLIANT! I love the "Sgt. Pepper" bit!
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His head is so small compared to his body, it looks like a grape sitting on a cantaloupe!
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 7:04pm.
LOL!!! Love the "flouncing"!
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YES YES YES I would hit that like a cream pie to the face!!
Gotta love a man that can cum cake frosting!
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Eh, guys like him are a dime a dozen where I come from and I never thought this clown was anything special. Still don't, actually.
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He's put on weight but I don't think he looks THAT bad.
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
yeh.. i'd hit it, only if he wore like 4 condoms
I would hit it, if not for the fact that he's banged Brit.
JLH thinks he's FAT.
I repeat my theory that Jamie sends him pizza coupons so even Brits won't look twice at him.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 5:37pm.
I guess it's safe to say that he's no longer "dancing".
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Well now, I wouldn't say that. I found him flouncing around and looking quite fetching, I might add, here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y09zYDkw0Mo
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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 7:01pm.
jiggy...
"My assistant Jim is now approaching the bear
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$20 sez Jim had baaad thoughts about that bear...:-)
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I say it's a Britney-style PR move. Get all fat, lose all the weight, get some publicity to try to further your career. Too bad it won't help. Maybe he should fake a mental breakdown as well? Seemed to work for Shitney.
KFed is like any other trash who's won the lottery. They all let themselves go, (one way or another)!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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jiggy...
"My assistant Jim is now approaching the bear and will proceed to wrestle him to a standstill, while our crew gets a closeup view of the bear's unique incisors..."
@jiggywiddit
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was Jim. Sponsored by Mutual of Omaha!
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Submitted by Barb Dwyer on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 6:48pm.
I always said that raising small children is hazardous to one's looks. He's been stress eating!
Damn, give those kiddies back to Brit and let her put on the poundage for a while. Oh wait...she's the breadwinner of the entire family! Nope. Better learn to live with the chunk.
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Hahahahahahhaa...eggzactly! He's a housewife now - except he has a coupla nannies and a housekeeper.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 6:54pm.
An oldie, but goodie! ;)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Submitted by ocd can be good on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 5:37pm.
No, I wouldn't hit it unless Marlin Perkins were with me and then it's via dart gun.
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Heck yeah!
Hit well-Fed-erline in the jugular with a tranq dart.
Who was Marlin Perkin's assistant who was always trying to circumsize the water buffalo? Jim?
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Submitted by xxyxz on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 6:53pm.
Ummmmm Yea, I'd hit it
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No! No! *shakes head* I won't believe it, I just won't!
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Ummmmm Yea, I'd hit it
Hell yeah I'd hit it! Hit it with a greasy bucket of KFC nearby!
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I always said that raising small children is hazardous to one's looks. He's been stress eating!
Damn, give those kiddies back to Brit and let her put on the poundage for a while. Oh wait...she's the breadwinner of the entire family! Nope. Better learn to live with the chunk.
*pointing at K-Fat* Bwahahahahahaha!!
Man, he must be stoning out on a consistent basis to pork out like that. He was realy slim before. *gah*
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 6:31pm.
LOL, and I totally agree.
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I'm a pea person. I would want to eat my peas with other peas.
The bitch has hips, shave his beard and he would look like a flannel wearing, pickup driving, bulldyke
Kevin's big body reminds me of the guy who found a lantern, rubbed it, and a genie came out and said he'd grant one wish. The guy wished for a little head.
Ba-DUM!
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You know what I like about this look?
It's a "Well, SOMEBODY's gotta stay home and take care of the kids!" look. I can appreciate that.
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Uhoh -- someone's backup dancer career is WAY behind him. Maybe he's looking to join that Marie Spasmond promoting NutraSystems. He's working on the "before" picture.
Only with my rusty old Dodge Dart.
Oh, what the hell, yeah, I'd still hit it.
It's so sad they broke up! They coulda gotten fat together and lived happily ever after!
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I would hit me head on the wall screaming no no no nono. There's many things Brit must be ashamed of and this is top 5.
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is he pregnant with octopussies too?
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I would much sooner turn hetero than hit that. He passed chubby-poo some 50lbs ago.
You cant even roll back the fat to get at that...
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I think we have truly slid into an alternate Bizarro dimension when K-Fed looks like a normal suburban working-class father of four.
The only 40 on him is his waist size.