Would You Hit It?
Did K-Fat eat the chirruns?! Every time I blink, the bitch added more chunk. Soon, a bitch is going to have to roll him around Violet Beauregard-style.
Getting sexy with KFed could be hazardous to your health. He would need to hit that shit on stilts, because if he laid right on you, your ribs would crush down into dust. If he hit it from the back, he'd have to lay his gut on your back and that could crush your poor tailbone.
On the positive side, if you motorboated his big ass moobs, you might find a McDonald's french fry in there. And I bet he eats out like a damn dyke on speed. Just pour some hot sauce and gravy over your private area and let him chomp away. He might accidentally suck out one of your vital organs, but that's a chance you'll have to take.
That being said, I'd hit it at a Hometown Buffet sundae bar.
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Submitted by Zambonie on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 5:50pm.
He needs Stewie Griffin following him playing the tuba
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OMG, I just laughed so hard I spat water all over my keyboard. Thanks for that!
I like him better like this. He stil wears the most unflattering b-boy clothes, but he's dialed down the douche level a little bit with the pudge.
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I'm a pea person. I would want to eat my peas with other peas.
I think it's mostly the clothing.
Regardless, I definitely wouldn't hit it, but I'm still team K-fed all the way. California middle-class beats Louisiana nouveau-middle-class any day of the week.
Recovery, psych meds, or both can pile the pounds on. Then again he may have decided that since his payday has come through big time why bother maintaining the pretty.
is it my imagination, or is his head shrinking?
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Do you see the pic of Pamela Anderson in the ads on the main page?
Answer me this...what the feck is she doing with three arms. I don't see another person.
He looks decent and clean so props to him. he seem happy ,so that's his life and his Gf is not complining so why should we. According to his ex it daddy weight which is common for parents.
He needs Stewie Griffin following him playing the tuba
DAYUMMMMMMMMY...I feel sick to my flabby ass stomach...Why would I even consider his nastiness as hit-a-ble. I need a barf can, doctor, toke, and a shot.
That is relative to the number of crantini's I consume, and the amount of flour I have to roll him in.
Yes, I would hit it. On the condition that he wore all his clothes and several condoms. It's cold outside.
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Submitted by Vico on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 5:41pm.
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LOL! I concur with this theory.
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
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Well, he fell into a tub of butter - is it really any surprise he's eating it?
He is, after all, just a Fresno boy.
Well, dip me in gravy and sop me up with a biscuit! Did you all know that Kfed has a "fan" site???
LOL!!!
http://www.kevinfederlinefanclub.com/photos/thumbs/lrg-77-kevin_federlin...
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I have a hard time looking at pics of K-Fed because he reminds me a bit of someone I >gulp< used to date!! Ewwwwwwwwww. I try and try to block it out but every time I see a pic of this douche it all comes back Curse you and all your kind, Federline!!!
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I'd hit it front and back.
Did Britney dye her hair brown again?
She looks wonderful!
WAIT!!!, Kevin Fatterline. I hate myself already. I'm also seeing a little 'Dawn Davenport' here.
"We will make electricity so cheap that only the rich will burn candles." Thomas Edison.
well what do you expect, it's not like he has to do anything except sit around and spend britney's money!!
Well, ahem, I think the obvious correlation is the children. When britbrit had the children she was all fat and now kfed has the kiddies he is all fat and stuff so I guess the point of the story is if you have children you are going to be fat, or maybe it's if you name your kids SP and JJ you are going to be fat, or else maybe it's if your names were originally britbrit and kfed and you had some children and then went crazy you'll get fat or hell, I think I am losing the point of my story....won't somebody please think of the children?? no no no ah frick, whatever
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"It's simple for most people, you give 'em a Big Mac and a pair of Nikes and they're happy. I can't relate to 99% of humanity."
I'd still hit it.
"runs, dodging flying hamburgers and donuts."
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He looks good to me.His upper body is bigger than the rest and the huge clothes he wears make him look even bigger. He prob in neworelens with his son.
what happened to him? he used to be HOT. maybe he is ill. who knows...
As John Pinette would say…
*hands up*
"Free Willy!!"
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Submitted by Flatsy on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 5:32pm.
Submitted by loozer on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 5:26pm.
It was bound to happen! He is so fertile that he got himself pregnant!
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Haha, good one!
Yep yep- too bad this isn't a Caption This thread.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
No, I wouldn't hit it unless Marlin Perkins were with me and then it's via dart gun. This guy does more harm than the one eyed feral tom in my back yard.
I guess it's safe to say that he's no longer "dancing".
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Tequila!
But even so, he is a better parent than Shitney, and THAT'S just pathetic.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
He's got money now, so he's clearly eating more. I would hit it if I was desperate for a baby. Not yet, though.
Upside the head with a dirty sock, yeah.
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
what a douchebag i hate that slob if i seen that slob n the streets i would throw a hamburger at him. hes joining the next next big loser
Hell, if I was on Easy Street I'd probably get fat too.
Submitted by loozer on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 5:26pm.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Funniest shit ever.
With that said, hells no I wouldn't hit it. Anything that touched Britters would need to stay the fuck away from me for life. You can't even breathe in my vicinity.
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"Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?" - Heather Duke
FBD, Matt Duke
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Damn, just damn. Remember last year when he was on the cover of Details and looked (kind-of) hot? Well, he ate those days away apparently.
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Douchechill!
Submitted by loozer on Mon, 03/02/2009 - 5:26pm.
It was bound to happen! He is so fertile that he got himself pregnant!
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Haha, good one!
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She's flat and that's that!
BritBrit hit it. NO!
"I'm getting butt fucked, but I like it"
HELL YEAH I'D HIT IT! Chunk or not
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Not only NO but, hell NO!
He must've quit coke.
It was bound to happen! He is so fertile that he got himself pregnant!
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What if the Hokey Pokey is All it Really is about?
Homie looks like he just picked up his severance check from Waste Management.
nasty, nasty, nasty. all of it.
With a sledgehammer!