Tuesday, March 3rd 2009

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Pinky the pink dolphin - Pinky was first discovered by a charter boat on Lake Calcasieu in Louisiana in 2007. What some whores are saying is the world's first pink Bottlenose dolphin has been spotted again in the same area. Some smart dolphin bitch said Pinky is actually an albino dolphin, because the ho has pink eyes.

That's just because he's been hitting the bong too much. A little Visine will fix that.

Pinky hasn't been spotted for a while because bitch usually spends his time up Clay Gayken's rainbow hole or in Mimi's Hello Kitty.

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Posted by: Michael K


happyface's picture

Aren't there many pink dolphins? Don't laugh, I'm serious. Okay, laugh. But I'm still serious. I've heard there are a certain species of dolphins that are pink. Like Flamingo Pink.

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One more dorky dolphin point: Porpoise travel and feed by echolocation (animal Sonar), of course. They're so good at it that they can sense a metal fishing hook in a live or dead bait and, 95% of the time, bite around it, even when they strike at like 20-30 mph. But, proving that all systems are imperfect, they sometimes chomp down on a fast-swimming live bait with hook in it. My anecdotal theory is hunger, competitiveness, or carelessness gets the better of them.

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AWESOME!

gucci's picture

wow what a cutie! i wonder if his mother would sell him to me?
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Star80's picture

I want one! How long until we domesticate them and have them as pets?

GoogleMeYaDumbFuck's picture

LOLZ, he really is pink! Wont be long before Mimi harpoons him and stuffs him for her pepto penthouse.

MuffinAmy's picture

Neato. My tiny brain was all "wtf, how do dolphins get into landlocked lakes?" then I googled that bitch and saw it had a Gulf-access channel. Me was cornfused.

Rainbows, lollipops & pink dolphins, yay!

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Green Is Good's picture

Awwww, there goes my cold heart melting!

Poopele's picture

the bottom picture looks just like Seal & Heidi!

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Hysteria's picture

awwwww! that is adorable!

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Tubereuse's picture

I'm in love.

Queen Justine's picture

That's amazing, yet a but freaky.
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I am surprised Siegfried & Roy haven't cloned him and added him to their show!

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I'm surprised his pod doesn't ostracize him. I used to do these longterm fishing trips in the tropical Pacific. At night, on anchor, the ship's lights attracted flying fish. The bottlenose were so sharp and fast that they could follow the flight of the flying fish from a few feet under the surface, for like 30-40' or more. When the fish finally landed, they'd disappear into the dolphin's maw in an explosion of water.

phillyphillie's picture

holy shit! my middle school Lisa Frank folder just came to life.

Silvara0428's picture

Oh, what a cutie. How cool is the stuff that nature makes!

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

It needs a little pink bow around its blow hole.

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

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Ghey.

ALL the dolphins will want to be pink. sweeeet. :)
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How sweet!

Hope that stupid fuck who hot boxed the kitten doesn't meet the pink dolphin, because we all know how much pink dolphins need to be calmed down!

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How cool, I wish I had a chance to see it in person. Dolphins are so cool, all animals are so cool. I guess being an animal lover is where you go once you start hating humans.

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jussayin's picture

and how do we know there has never been a pink dolphin before?

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madam s.'s picture

Run little adorable pink dolphin! Before Mimi's trappers get you and you have to live in her Hello Kitty bathtub! And she will sing to you!

Vico's picture

Also reminds me of marshmallow peeps, do they make dolphin shaped ones? I'm sure lots of people would eat little pink dolphin shaped ones, but not me marshmallows make me want to vomit.

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Submitted by Vico on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 9:19am.
It reminds me of those little sponge dinosaurs that you put in water to make swell up. I was so damn disappointed when that stupid dinosaur didn't swell up to dinosaurous proportions

LMAO! That is so true! stupid dinosaurs!

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AWWWWWWWWWWWW!

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Vico's picture

It reminds me of those little sponge dinosaurs that you put in water to make swell up. I was so damn disappointed when that stupid dinosaur didn't swell up to dinosaurous proportions....

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princesszoey's picture

I don't trust dolphins in this site anymore! thank you MK. i can't eat fish anymore :(

kdracofan's picture

He is adorable but MK leave HK out of it!!! *pumping fist in the air*

Wow. If this is an albino, it sure has a bad sunburn.

specialkt's picture

this is really neat, i wish i could see it in person.

Clarisse's picture

Aw! I wanna buy Pinky a pair of sunglasses though!

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parkerj's picture

ok, really now? a baby pink dolphin??

that is too cute!!

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Sweet...hope the little guy/girl does okay; albinos have it rough, esp. in the wild.

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bensucks's picture

And I thought dolphins could not be any more cute. Wow this is some Hello Kitty shit! I hope Mimi doesn't find out!

Zappy's picture

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I hope that dolphin blow job beeyatch doesn't get a hold of pinky!

NitWitty's picture

Hwatest. Slut. Evah. All together now: Awwwww.
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Datura's picture

Aww. =)

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