Dumb Bitch Of The Day!
It's not even noon and we've already got ourselves a grade A dumb motherfucker here. Actually, a bunch of you sent this mess to me last night, but I couldn't let it fuck with my buzz. I filed it under "not today" and kept on buzzing, but today is now the day.
When I was at my mom's house this past weekend, her cat (don't say the p word) was making my fucking fingernails fall off from his annoying ass behavior. This pussy would run around like it was on speed, then stop and randomly attack my face. This pussy was asking for it, but never once did I think, "Oh, I'm going to hot box this pussy to mellow him out." Surprisingly, the thought never did cross my mind. Like I'm going to waste my weed on a pussy that won't appreciate it!
But it crossed the mind of this piece of trash right here and he acted on it. 20-year-old Acea Schomaker of Omaha, Nebraska was arrested for misdemeanor animal cruelty after he shoved his kitty in a homemade box bong and then blew weed smoke in there to "calm her down."
The cops showed up to Acea's house, which he shares with his pepaw, after responding to a domestic disturbance call. The cops cleared that shit up, but returned after finding out there was an arrest warrant out on Acea for possession of drug paraphernalia. When they strolled back into the house, they found him hot boxing his kitty. Acea said that Shadow, his 6-month old kitty, was hyper and needed to be calmed down.
You know who needed to be mellowed out? Acea! That dumb bitch should've shoved himself in that box. He's the one who needs to smoke a few more bowls and chill the fuck out. This is not stoner-approved behavior. This ass-brained dick bag needs to get his weed privileges revoked.
Cops say Shadow was completely dazed and didn't move at all when they drove her to the humane society. They said she was scared, but in good condition. Hopefully, they gave her some Taco Bell, put on some Velvet Underground and let her sleep that shit off.
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THIS DUMB MF! I said I wanted to throw Kanye in a deep fryer but I think this guy moved himself to the front of the line. That is HORRIBLE Someone should take a fillet knife to this guys face, dick, and asshole. Poor kitty! Yeah and why would you even waste your weed on a poor helpless cat? So sad...
Estrogen a-poppin!
That fucking asshole. I wish there was the death penalty for that shit.
The poor little cat is not okay. That loser almost killed it.
Submitted by Typhoid Mary on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 5:34pm.
Am I the only person who didn't know what "hot boxed" meant? Uh.... never mind what I thought it meant....uh sigh of relief it wasn't that, yo!
no. i'm 16 and learned what it meant from a lifetime movie.
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MK, how did you know that Taco Bell and The Velvet Underground are my favorite burn out remedy?
There is nothing funny about what he did to the poor kitten, that's just plain animal cruelty.
However I would find funny is if some big guy gets this dumbass in the shower while he's in the clink. What an asshole! I hate people like this.
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This asswipe needs a good smack on the rear. I hope the cat scratches his teeny tiny nutsack off.
Am I the only person who didn't know what "hot boxed" meant? Uh.... never mind what I thought it meant....uh sigh of relief it wasn't that, yo!
Try Typhoid Mary's delicious sugar cookies!
Scumbag, piece of shit....I hope they ream his asshole if he goes to the Pen.
"To me, this is right up there with the kind of shit psychopathic serial killers do to animals when they are kids." yep you're right! this guy has a myspace too i've heard and i'm so glad the cops caught him. i hope the cat finds a loving home
in the united states alone, between 3 and 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! support animal shelters<3
I hate people like this so much
Duh, wrong thread.
@ johnnysg
You mighta pegged that one right! It took much stoner thought to put that contraption together and he probably did it more than once. What an asshole.
And he does have a McCauley Culkin blank stoner stare going on.
Ok, that CONTRAPTION that he built for getting his cat stoned is not right. This is not a case of some stoner just blowing some smoke in the direction of his cat's face just for shits n giggles - that is like a torture device. The fucking cat is held prisoner in that thing!
To me, this is right up there with the kind of shit psychopathic serial killers do to animals when they are kids. You can tell the guy is fucked in the head - just look at his face.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 12:00pm.
Do you ever visit?
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Sadly, I only get to MO every 3 or 4 years. I try to stay away from that side of the family as much as possible. LOL!
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 12:29pm.
Use # 10006 for duct tape, an incredible invention. The kitty high box should be free when you order some Shamwows.
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HAHAHAHAHA! This invention should make into the "The Poor Stoner's Guide to Making a Bong."
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 1:56pm.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 10:42am.
What kind of fucking name is Acea? Is it one of those obsure Biblical names white trash jesus freaks are so fond of nowadays, like Levi?
You mean like "Michael"?
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HA! You just know it's pronounced "Asa" and they thought that's how it was spelled. White trash, indeed.
We saw this on the news this morning, and even though we're down with the weed I thought the bf's head would explode, this made him so angry (huge cat lover.)
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Submitted by mike on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 10:42am.
What kind of fucking name is Acea? Is it one of those obsure Biblical names white trash jesus freaks are so fond of nowadays, like Levi?
You mean like "Michael"?
I hear Octopussy Mommy is looking for a husband.
i'm glad law enforcement finally has its priorities straight. forget the illegal pot, arrest the dude for cat abuse.
PS: ooohhhh, stake_spike, no one's laughing at the poor kittah! we're laughing WITH the kittah
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Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 1:38pm.
aww.. hell, just buy a vaporizer and call it a day. that way you can watch TV and eat all will inhaling.
keep the animals outside!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
We used to get my cat high all the time. The funny thing is is how he would act exactly the same, only more affectionate! My cat is a stoner cat through and through without even needing anything.
My dogs however :-/ I feel too guilty to get them high.
Sank you. Sank you berry muz.
Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 12:48pm.
Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 12:37pm.
isn't there something called the gas mask?
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yes indeedy! i was envisioning a more spacious gas environment for the head (not peen head!!!), like a tv box on your head into which maximum pot smoke would be blown.
aw, i'm way over-thinking this
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Fucking douche. And that goes to the other assholes laughing about doing it their pets. They have no idea what's happening to them you stupid fucks. Not to mention that shit must have burned when it got in that poor kitty's eyes.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 10:06am.
On a somewhat related topic, I saw on National Geographic (who should know better) a piece on some fucked-up trailer trash who was breeding cats to have twisted, deformed front legs, so that they had to walk on their elbows. Seriously. On purpose. Why the fuck, I don't know. In the scheme of things, I'd say deliberately creating uncomfortable physical deformities for an animal is much worse than what this moron did. I tried looking on the internetz for information, but I didn't catch this fucktard's name and couldn't find anything.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr. Hisssssssssssss.
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These kitties make me want to cry!! I think you may be talking about this sick shit:
http://www.petconnection.com/articles.php?action=detail&id=1870
http://www.messybeast.com/twisty.htm
Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 12:37pm.
isn't there something called the gas mask?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
That guys a DOUCHE!
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 12:29pm.
kitty high box, hahaa!
now, you'd think some stoner woulda constructed one of these for human use. it could be made to fit over the head, like an underwater scuba helmut.
american innovation. it's what makes this country great
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Use # 10006 for duct tape, an incredible invention. The kitty high box should be free when you order some Shamwows.
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Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 12:18pm.
In clinical terms, a window butt print is called a 'pressed ham'.
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lol, zappy! you have some special expertise in this area!
about The Naked Days, do tell!
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we used to get our cat high all the time in college. we just blew alittle smoke in her face. believe me, she owned the place
this dude put some serious effort into that duct tape gas chamber.
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My cats and dog give me the evil side eye when I get stoned. I have always made them leave the room when I burn one, plus they actually don't want to be around it either. They are drug free. They like hugs not drugs!
My father has diabeties Neuropothy= nerve pain constantly! The only thing that would help sleep was to smoke a little weed!!!=OUT LIKE A LIGHT!
Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 12:12pm.
nebraska, that's where the butt-print bandit was from too! his crowning glory was leaving his butt print in every window of the local motel. heehee
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In clinical terms, a window butt print is called a 'pressed ham'.
As me about the naked days sometime.
Bad Stoner!!!
poor kitteh, you should never get bebeh animals high. (mho) wait at least until their full grown and Don't Trap the In A Box!!!! that way they can go if they don't like it. I tried to get my adult kitty high and she hated it. after that everytime she saw the pipe she would go to another room. However my new dog seems to like the smell. but to trap them! at six months!!! no more smoking for you! EVER!!!
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
nebraska, that's where the butt-print bandit was from too! his crowning glory was leaving his butt print in every window of the local motel. heehee
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stupid fucking fuck. 6 mo old kitties are supposed to be hyper! fuck sticking him in a box for pennance, just punch him in the face.
i did have a cat, however, that liked to hang out in the living room when we'd smoke up. she'd sit on the back of the couch and chill. then she'd take a nap, and afterwards would head right to the food and water bowl.
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 11:37am.
Again thanks for your support sluts. Fergie had a wonderful time in the park.
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Awwww! Good for Fergie. May Fergie continue to enjoy the park and his "meds"! : )
Submitted by Reeter on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 11:36am.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 11:33am.
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I am a little familiar with that area. My dad lives by Osage Beach. It's pretty around there.
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I go to the Lake at least once a year.
Missouri has many pretty spots. It is gorgeous where I live, it's the idiot people who ugly it up!
Do you ever visit?
ATTN: SLUTS!!!!
this shit didn't go down in omaha, it happened in lincoln! that's where the guy was from.
us omaha people aren't that retarded. that is seriously some lincoln shit.
Again thanks for your support sluts. Fergie had a wonderful time in the park.
DG, I agree about the pot field. My dog took one smell of the bud and ate it immediately. No coaxing needed.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 11:33am.
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I am a little familiar with that area. My dad lives by Osage Beach. It's pretty around there.
Submitted by Reeter on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 11:32am.
Devilgirl, I wanted to ask yesterday - what part of MO?
I live about an hour and 20 min southwest of St.louis, towards Rolla.
Devilgirl, I wanted to ask yesterday - what part of MO?
What an asshole. He needs to be shut up in a hot box and see how his stupid ass likes it.
DeeDee
Yup. I have seen a bunch of frat boys get their german shepperd drunk on beer.
I got called a cunt too, cuz we yelled at them.
Just awful.
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I suck. What the fuck.
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thanks Miss P, LOL re the tatas,
DG I will check for your email, i am in and out of a meeting about our 401k's~ more good news, LOL
CTH~ thanks and good to see you back here, I hope everything is working out for you?
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"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
Nope, not at all. It's a hell of a lot better than a lot of rx's!
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 9:46am.
I treat my dog's cancer pain with pot. Without it he wouldn't be here.
Does this make me evil? Not.
I HAD a few friends in high school who got their animals high. Most of the time they ended up getting attacked by the animal afterwards, which serves them right. I hope this turd gets a swift kick in is box.
Damn, I saw the pic and immediately assumed "picnic table rapist". Maybe we can talk him into it.
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