The Bachelor: Jason Needs Acting Lessons
SPOILER ALERT! Reality Steve was absolutely 100% cor-fucking-rect with his spoiler . On last night's low-rent soap opera known as The Bachelor, Jason dumped Molly, proposed to Melissa, dumped Melissa and then chose Molly. Yeah, confusing and totally fucking stupid. The whole thing really played out like the worst soap opera ever. This shit isn't even worthy of public access.
First of all, if they wanted to bring the drama and raw emotion, they should have chosen a better actor, because Jason's acting skills are whack! His son Ty can probably do a better job of fake crying. Note to Jason: When crying, tears have to be involved. It just looked like he was trying to push out a really big and dry butt nugget. They should have smeared onion paste in his beady eyes or maybe got Stephanie to serenade him again with her beautiful humming bird voice.
It became clear that the whole thing was set up when Molly kept crying about how he made the worst mistake of his life and he's going to regret this shit. Ooooh, foreshadowing. Why so clever, Bachelor producers?
And millions of people learned about Jason's "regret" on the After the Rose special. Chris Harrison started the hour by telling us what we were about to watch was so sensitive and so intimate that they decided out of respect for all parties involve to shoot it without a studio audience. Yeah, really fucking intimate. Only millions of people are watching.
So, stupid ass Jason came out and said that after spending time with DeAnna 2.0 (aka Melissa), he realized they weren't right for each other. Again, Jason makes Teddy Ruxpin look like Meryl Streep. He needs John Robert Powers STAT! Then Melissa came out, Jason broke it off with her and she proceeded to show him up in the acting department. Finally some People Choice Award-worthy shit! I even think Melissa went off the script and ad-libbed a little! She's a true professional. That's probably why there were so many pauses, because Jason didn't hear his pick-up line.
After Melissa and Jason played out their scene, she gave the ring back and stormed off into a waiting limo. Then Molly came out, Jason asked her to be his and they lived happily ever after. When Molly said, "Is this for real now?", I shouted, "Shut up, bitch."
For the record: Jason told People that he wanted to quit Melissa off-camera, but producers said it was in his contract that it had to be done in front of everybody.
Some bitches think Jason and the Bachelor producers were the only ones in on the fakery, but I think Melissa and possibly Molly were in on it. They realized this season was about as exciting as a dehydrated lima bean, so they concocted this dramatic shit to keep us awake. A more dramatic ending would have been if a gigantic tidal wave hit the house and took all of those fake ass whores out.
I'm sure that on tonight's third reunion show (yes, there's another one), Jason will dump Molly and propose marriage to the dead dove he buried with Naomi's family.
Below is a clip of Jason's amazing acting skills. And what was up with that set?! All those cheap ass tea lights! Fire hazard! Actually, I would've clapped if the whole joint went up in flames.
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OMG some of you act like you've never seen a reality show! This is what it's all about, shock factor to get ratings. I have no doubt that Jason is genuine. The tears were real - he seems like an overly sensitive guy who is NOT afraid to show emotion. (YOU become that way when you have children! If you don't then maybe you're just a cold a**hole.)
Some of you are acting as though he broke up with you and embarrassed you on national TV. Get a grip already!
Do some diggin and research guys...this guy is a bad soap opera wannabe.
The ONLY reason he went on THE BACHELORETTE was for FACE time.
Then he gets his own show...and boy did he pour it on....badly.
I guarantee someone can confirm they have seen him on auditions and cattlecalls for lots of crap.
He is a grade A douche because I think they were all in on it and WE ARE THE GULLIBLE IDIOTS who were supposed to be duped.
I say EFF YOU ABC. The show sucked badly. AND we won't be watching any more of them..even if you pull flying monkeys out of someone's butt for the next one.
Jason and Molly are prime actors! Fuck both of them!
I couldn't believe it when my local paper here in Grand Rapids (MI) put this fuckery on the front page today, along with a shitload of pictures and quotes from area residents. For the several weeks Molly's been treated by the local media here like fucking Princess Diana.
It's totally, fucking insane.
ARGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH!!!!
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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
"If Melissa was acting, she is pretty good." I've never seen the show, but based on the clip, I've got to agree. Her body language just radiated fury. And was she talking about herself in the third person? Because seriously ew.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
Jason sucks at acting. Molly isn't a good actress. If Melissa was acting, she is pretty good.
He is such a douche. That Molly was stupid for taking him back. I was thinking the same thing last night MK when he was crying over the ledge how fake it looked.
Ha! Love this recap. Jason is a total loser and all this seems insanely fake.
Did you see Jason on Jimmy Kimmel? He seemed really flippant about the whole thing if you ask me: http://squareeyes.blinkx.com/?p=403
Jason is such a good example for his son(rolls eyes). If you get bored w/ one thing throw it away and get something NEW.
PS:Jillian is the next bachlotette
Yes, the show is trasherrific, but it provides great background noise for the salty snacks I downed last night while watching it.
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I agree with K2 .. well said!!
I'm gonna go up to bat for Jason by saying this is his life, he lives in the real world, with real feelings. Life is not one big reality show. So when you wake up after 6 weeks and realize you're not in love with the person laying next to you - why not end it as soon as possible, before you hurt the woman even more?
Melissa seemed a bit immature and even a little too giddy. Molly appeared much more grounded. Maybe neither are right for him but it's his choice. The camera's stopped rolling and reality set in, he realizes him and Melissa are way too different for him to muster up the energy to "work on it". The only thing I think he should've thought twice about was going on this show to begin with. You can tell he loves his son dearly but personally I wouldn't want to put my child through the publicity of it all.
And by the way, before everyone labels this guy "the biggest d*ck", realize that the network has a huge hand in this bullshit. I'm sure they did tell him he was contractually obligated to end it in front of the viewers. So what's really the big deal? That he broke up with Melissa in front of the world or because he broke up with her at all? I say best of luck to him and Molly. When he broke her heart the first time - she didn't call him names or refer to him as a bastard. She showed alot of class. I just don't think the same can be said for Melissa. Her true character shined through last night.
Melissa is an amazing actress!
Polygamy would have been an awesome ending.
Exactly Texndoc! Last noght on RuPaul's Drag Race was the shit . Bebe, Bebe, Bebe is all I can say...
As for this show, why was this homegirl talking baout herself in the third person? Did he give the other girl that exact ring? Thats the tragedy.
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MK, Why would you be watching this instead of RuPaul's drag show? If there are tea-candles in the background and oriental carpets on the floor, you've ventured into Oprah-land. Back away, and change the channel quickly.
This was the first season of The Bachelor that I (half assed) watched, merely because nothing else was on during my Monday night laundry folding hour. I missed the last few minutes of the episode (because I care that much) and missed the final hour. Anyway, what a clusterfuck of a tv show,fuck this guy and his whores. "I'm in love with two women"..who wants to marry THAT!? Not to mention dragging his kid through this rigamaroo. Bring on Dancing with the Stars. That's right, I said it. Of course there's no promising gem such as Cloris this year.
Didn't watch this season b/c I didn't like that guy when he was on the show last time.
I mean seriously... what family plays fucking LEAP FROG???
So fucking fake.
Anyway, if that wasn't all staged and fake, then what an asshole. If it was staged..... what an asshole.
Seriously? You guys are watching this?
I feel so superior now. Thank you.
I tuned in because I caught that Reality Steve bit and wanted to see how it was going to play out. Melissa was probably in on it, just because that's how "reality" TV goes, but Molly definitely was. Watch her eyes and body language, it's obvious; as though it wasn't already. They definitely could have picked a better actor. Jason's good at playing the sweet guy, but he sucks at being "devastated" when he's supposed to.
that this piece of shit show takes up 2 hours of primetime tv is more irritating than i can say
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Speaking of dragging your kid through this mess, my daughter caught the last bit of the show as I was watching it and said "What a jerk." My daughter's eight.
You have to be either a gold digger or really desperate to go on a this show to find 'true love'. Stupid whores.
What I find disgusting is this douchebag used his own son as part of this mess. He used the kid to score points w/the women, like he's such a victim because he isn't married to the kid's mother anymore. Meanwhile, he drags the poor kid through this fuckery, dragging him to New Zealand and dragging him to meet the final 2 women. Then he tells the kid that one is going to be his step-mommy, then no, I changed my mind, she's not going to be your step-mommy after all, I think this other one will be your step-mommy. What kind of father (not to mention the boy's mother) does this sort of thing to their little kid? Shame on this douchebag & shame on the mother for allowing this little boy to be dragged through this mess.
Uhm..yeah. So this dude Jason is GAY right?
The eyelash fluttering, the lip biting..
I think I saw his eyes twinkling while he was looking over the girls shoulder at Chris Harrison :P
Jason reminds me of a low-budget Eric Estrada..
I take it back.. Erica Estrada was Lawrence Olivier compared to this cum guzzler!
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lol too funny who watches this tragedy....theres a lot better things than this people
Melissa got screwed.
At least the VH1 shows ADMIT to the skankiness.
I don't watch the bachelor, but her main complaint seems to be that he ruined her plan for how an engagement is "supposed" to happen. She's in for a lot more disappointment in her life because things just don't happen that cleanly. All of her milestones will be ruined because of her unrealistic expectations. Spoiled whining brat.
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I tuned in to see if the rumors were correct and KAPOW were they ever! Woo-hoo! Staged or not, it made for good tv-that dumb bitch Melissa got dumped on national tv! BWAH!! And WTF was Deanna doing on the final show telling Jason she made a mistake & he has another chance? Shut up, whore, & go away!
I think we can safely blame that douchebag, Brad, for all of this craziness b/c if he hadn't been such a fag & actually chosen boring Deanna instead of taking a mulligan & not choosing either girl, NONE of this would've happened. Dumb shit, IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT. YOU SUCK!
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What in Sears Portrait Studio hell is this shit?! MK on Britney Spears' album "Circus"
"I had to pay full price for my top."
LMAO!!! true they're always victims. Jason is a single dad big deal so is half of America. also I hate when he says it's just him and Ty when it is known that he SHARES custody with the ex, Ty's mom is in his life just as any other divorced parent. I hate how he plays the victim card.
How could anybody detest conan? I adore him.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
So, will Melissa be the next bachelorette? Hopefully she has a little PRIDE!
Who gives a fuck..........................
I have NEVER been one to throw things at my tv however, last nite shit started flying.
I don't give a shit if it was scripted or not. It was fucking wrong!
I will never watch that bullshit again!
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I loathe Jimmy Fallon and detest Conan!
This was the first season I watched...what a disappointment. Never again. And speaking of creepy eyes (Molly) did anyone else think Jason looked like a total spazz with some of those weird looks he gave to the girls? He's Creepy. BTW, this isnt Melissa's first reality show, she was on that making the Dallas Cowgirls show like last year.
How does a show like "Pushing Daisies" get canned and this shit fest stays on the air is mind- bottling---"You know, when things are so crazy it gets your thoughts all trapped, like in a bottle..."
y tu mama tambien!
What a pussy.
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The world will look up and shout "Save us". And I'll whisper "No".
Sharon Osbourne should have come out of the wings, dumped wine on them both and bitched them out for being dumbfucks.
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If you're so stupid that you can't see a hole that big, then by God you deserve to fall in it. -Morbidosity
They were all in cohoots. If Molly had no earthly idea this was all going to happen, I think she would've looked much more shocked. And what girl not chosen would talk about how she still loves him? Total bullshit. I think Melissa was in on it as well.
Chris Harrison had a look on his face like "I can't believe I'm being paid to carry on with this fucking laughable charade."
I wish Jason fell off that balcony went he went to fake cry about Molly.That would have been great TV!!
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That whole thing was definitely staged. Melissa didn't look as surprised as she should have been. She was sniffling, but no tears. Imagine that. (On a side note - Molly's eyes freak me out!)
I don't watch this show so i don't know any of these characters but this young lady doesn't seem to be faking it. Anyway what a pisser!!! I can't believe the brass excuses he's trying to serve up to her. And what's that cheesy music at the end?! LOL! Bollocks! Bachelor is just taking a piss out of everyone. Who watches this?
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That top crying photo seriously looks like Jude Law.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 11:04am.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 10:51am.
Submitted by Poopele on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 10:35am.
HEY!!!! JIMMY FALLON SUCKED THE BIG ONE!!
Did he? I tried to stay awake but I couldn't
I don't understand why would anybody think he can replace the Magnificent Conan....is beyond me.
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I don't know why they chose him. Anyone, but him. Carrot Top would have been a better choice.
He reminds me of a Mon Chi Chi doll.
Chris Harrison is a sexy beast. I can't help it.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 10:51am.
Submitted by Poopele on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 10:35am.
HEY!!!! JIMMY FALLON SUCKED THE BIG ONE!!
Did he? I tried to stay awake but I couldn't
I don't understand why would anybody think he can replace the Magnificent Conan....is beyond me.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 10:51am.
And fuck proposition 8 and those in favor of it...it is shows like this that make a mockery of marriage and commitment.
AMEN!!!
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"Jakey wearing a jock strap in the middle of a locker room filled with naked dudes." - MK
Submitted by SpiceDong - Networks cancel good shows all the time.
How in the world crap like this is still on air? Do people really watch this?
It is beyond me.
So true. Tim Daly and Laura Leighton had a nice show called "Eyes", but they didn't even give it a chance. Guess what took it's place? Dancing With The Has-Beens and Never-Weres! Much cheaper to produce - Ugh!
I am proud to say that I've never once watched this piece of crap show in all it's piece of crap seasons and have no idea who these fucktwits are!!! Network television cannot adequately capture the real life drama that goes on in the dating world.
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You must die. I alone am best.
Jason is an Ass, and ABC has sunk to a new low.
Fine if he wanted to end it with Melissa and go for Holly, Dolly, Molly whatever her nane is, But to bring Melissa on TV and break up with her was heartless and cruel.
ABC sucks, and so does Jason.
I'm not a Jimmy Fallon fan. I watched Jimmy and Justin Timerlake sing some dumbass song on The Today Show. Lame!
I'm happy Conan is in Jay's old spot. Now I can record Conan and Craig Ferguson! Yaytimes!