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Angelina Jolie needs more crazy in her eyes? You're sure about that?

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I loathe this woman!

She looks like Connie Selleca with the dark wig on.

Angelina's head and face are just too big. She should have been a guy.

She looks totally pissed in that blond wig pic. She's probably still obsessing over her Oscar loss. I'm sure she didn't hear a word Kate Winslett said during her acceptance speech, Ang was too busy pretending to be soooooooooo happy she didn't win as opposed to the c-face she made when she lost at the CC awards. Everything with her is an act. Is there a sincere bone in her body? Is there a moment she's not thinking about her image and career? NOPE. I wonder what her next attention HO move is going to be? She's running out of options. Octomom has the baby market cornered so even if she adopts and has five more kids she won't have caught up...lol.

Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 7:33pm.
But with that said, in the Say Something Nice spirit, I must say that the top pic made me think "I bet that's what Tori the Hut Spelling sees when she looks into her custom-made funhouse glass bathroom mirror each morning."

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Hee hee!

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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo

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You say the guys will be going to her movie alone?

Um, honestly, I have always noticed that more women find her attractive. Almost every guy I've ever met either thought she was way overplayed or nothing at all. Meanwhile, me and other girls thought she was gorgeous with no competition.

Besides, I think Octomommy ruined any appeal her looks had before. It's tainted now.

I think someone kidnapped the real Angelina oh I don't know maybe about 2 years ago...
I think if we get a couple of investigators on this issue, maybe provide them with a before picture(Lara Croft days) and after picture(2009 days) to peak their interest a bit, they can easily solve this mystery.

Someone who worked on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith posted some awesome info on CDAN that Brad & Ang indeed were boinking right from the start of the movie, carried on in front of everyone, and Jen had a complete emotional breakdown when she found out - they had to stop production of Friends for a week when she found out - this was during production of the final LIVE episode of Friends.

But with that said, in the Say Something Nice spirit, I must say that the top pic made me think "I bet that's what Tori the Hut Spelling sees when she looks into her custom-made funhouse glass bathroom mirror each morning."

Why doesn't she try for the kind of roles Michelle Pfeiffer has done, like White Oleander or What Lies Beneath?

& LMAO at all the hot bitch replies to that Bourgie mess, thanks hot sluts XD

Off and on, I've heard him/her/it rant the same shit on Holie threads, about "dumb Americans" and its gotten only uglier since Octomompussy and the last Oscars -- biznach can't keep her stories straight anymore.

BTW, as a proud Liberal McDemocrat, I believe that people like Bourgie have much more in common with their RIGHT wing bretheren than with us liberty-loving Amuuricuns of all political stripes. She seems more pissed that Jolie and Pitt can't play their elitist bullshit game anymore, what with a black President in office and Slumdog Millionaire trumping them at the Oscars and at the box office. These mofos have been pulling every string they have in the business to coerce an Oscar away from worthier movies. This last Oscar fest was a pleasant surpirse to me in that it appears the majority of the Oscar electorate is as sick I am at watching pseudo "indie" movies starring overpaid scum taking awards from much worthier actors and movies by less well-connected people.

WTF is this foolishness. Come on whoregelina give it a fucking rest already you nasty sucky slut, you suck, your movies suck, your frozen face suck and your fake relationship suck.

I find it interesting that Stu-pitt is off flying around all by himself lately, he is usually kept under lock and key and according to Yahoo news uk, the bitch got some issues (shocking I know). It turns out Bradley is trying to "reassert himself" Hmmmmm I wonder what/who Bradley might have seen recently that brought him back to his senses.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/35/20090301/ten-depressed-angelina-jolie-764dee...

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@ BootGirl - is that what it is, cheek implants? I thought she'd had her eyes done. She has defo also had a good few nose jobs and a chin job I reckon. Check her profile here:

http://s216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos...

Hey you guys please go and check out the stuff going on on ianundercover, its pretty interesting. He's debunking all the Brangelina myths, exposing their ruthless media manipulations and its very interesting indeed. Plus we now have Angelina's PA coming on to defend her by saying all this stuff is so "boring" why would anyone care etc? Well if she's been shagging a pittbull, me for one! And that we should all feel sorry for poor celebs because they can't possibly fight all the bad stories in the press through the courts. Bullshit! Its very interesting that AJ knows about what is going on but is not getting her lawyers to shut Ian down isn't it?

Salt is meant to replace the Bourne series. So this is a way for Jolie to get back into the box office since she has bombed in dramas. I don't think that all the teenage masterbators out there can make up the difference for Jolie. Too many women hate her for it to be a great date / unisex action movie. The guys will be going it alone.

You can see her cheek implants really easily in the first photo with the blonde wig.

Good god this woman shits me sideways.

(not a jen fan - she shits me sideways in the other direction)

Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 5:40pm.

"This morning over breakfast she told James Haven this: "James Haven, I cannot believe what the press is writing about me! I am not a man stealing, two timin',drug takin', kid hatin', publicitylovin', crazy old whore!"

You got that right Angie, James Haven replied. You are NOT old!"
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That beeyoch! James, you want me to put a beat down on her bony ass? Nobody picks on James Haven!

Swear to God, Pitt is begging her to wear the blond wig to bed. You know he's fantasising about banging Jenny (for old times sake) ever since he saw her at the Oscars!
He's a man. That's what men do.

I thought she was one of the Duff sisters at first.

Submitted by Pimpcessa on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 5:05pm.
Now Bane, aren't you being a little argumentative towards K2?? She's a muffin, I tell you, so lay off!

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Oh aren't you sweet. I've never been referred to as a muffin. A BITCH definitely. But never a muffin :-)

Submitted by Bane on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 5:10pm
whatever, at least get a sense of humor about your addiction

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Hey, I have a sense of humor. This is my part time job!!

James Haven is tired of all the negativity surrounding Angie! The tabs are reporting that Angie is tired of Brad and the kids and needs a break. Not so! Well true she is tired of Brad and his plugs but she loves those crazy kids.

This morning over breakfast she told James Haven this: "James Haven, I cannot believe what the press is writing about me! I am not a man stealing, two timin',drug takin', kid hatin', publicitylovin', crazy old whore!"

You got that right Angie, James Haven replied. You are NOT old!

Angie didn't take to well to James Haven's remark and squeezed a lemon in his face. Ouch!

But truth be told bitches, Angie does have a sweet side. Angie has taken up helping James Haven steal Brad's socks to sell them on Ebay. It brings in a pretty penny considering James Haven's Mary Kay business is in the crapper!

Then there was that time that she let James Haven wear her Spanx when his back went out.

And let's not forget when she told Mama Pitt s that she was a nasty ole drunk after Mama Pitt tripped James Haven while he was carrying Zahara.

Not many people get to see that soft side of Angie!

edited for dang typos!

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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 5:18pm.

Submitted by NaNoop on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 5:16pm.

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Consider him christened Fleo DeCRAPio.

*bows head in reverence*

Clarisse on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 5:18pm

psssst, she was in "Alexander", you know, when she fucker fucked Colin, Teh Brad was in "Troy".

"Kill one, save a thousand", *now does the Skeletina bulimic vomit poses*

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 5:18pm.

Submitted by NaNoop on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 5:16pm.

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And Fleo DeCrapio too. He sucks at accents.

I love it when people suck. It makes me happy inside my grinchy little heart.

Fleo- LMAO! Can we call him Fleo DeCRAPio????

“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”

IDML!!!!
"ONE terrorist, TWO Terrorist, THree terrorists.. ahahaha"

Oh my damn!! I just spewed a saltine cracker!!

You didn't think her Alexander accent was DEAD ON??? Pure Brilliance!!!

I waaaaaaant MUH son baaaaackkkkkkKK!!!!! *eyebrow raise* *pucker*

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Submitted by NaNoop on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 5:16pm.

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And Fleo DeCrapio too. He sucks at accents.

I love it when people suck. It makes me happy inside my grinchy little heart.

Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 4:08pm.

Chubmitted by idiots drive me loco on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 3:40pm.

I am from Poland; my husband is Croat, and we think AJ sucks major ass. We LAUGHED at her ridiculous acting in A Mighty Heart. She's horrible, and I won't see anything with her in it, especially when she sports the Count Chockula accent.
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LMAO @ COUNT CHOCKULA ACCENT!

She does accents really sucky eh?!!!!

"Count Chockula" accent!!! Classic, and SO dead on!!!

She's as ridiculous with accents and Keanu Reeves, and he's AWFUL.

“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”

Submitted by K2 on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 4:57pm.
As for K2, I think you are WAY, WAY, WAY, TOO CONSUMED in this triangle thing. I mean, it's time for Dr. Phil (Dr. Drew?) to do an intervention for you, my dear. seriously
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Sweety, if you're gonna gossip and pass judgement then atleast get the stories straight. That's all I'm saying. As for me being way way way too consumed... I need to ask, why are you here? You just stumbled across this thread and had to jump in? hmmmm, maybe Dr. Phil could do a double intervention and we could invite you!

By the way, you're just pissed that someone called you out on f*cking up the time frame. I've seen you on these threads numerous times Bane, don't play holier than thou when it comes to hoarding useless information and keeping up with the triangle. Pot meet kettle.
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At least, I'm not here as much as you . . . nyah, nyah, nyah

Didn't you read my post? I already admitted it, I'm addicted. Of course, that's why I'm here. Those people wishing death on someone are extreme. When you're that consumed, then maybe it's time to rethink things a bit.

whatever, at least get a sense of humor about your addiction.

Now Bane, aren't you being a little argumentative towards K2?? She's a muffin, I tell you, so lay off!

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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!

Submitted by Bane on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 4:33pm.

I'm not gonna condone wishing death on people. However, I will tell you to get your facts straight. 5 years they've been divorced? Try they separated in the beginning of 2005. We are only now in the beginning of 2009. That's 4 years. Plus the divorce wasn't finalized until the end of 2005. I do agree that Jolie & Pitt have been together for 5 years though. You have to throw in that entire year they were falling in love while filming and he was married.
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My point is that it's been forever. Time to move on w/the triangle yadda yadda, yadda . . .BTW,
I am SO HAPPY to know that I DIDN'T get my facts straight. Tells me that there's still hope for me with my gossip habit. As for K2, I think you are WAY, WAY, WAY, TOO CONSUMED in this triangle thing. I mean, it's time for Dr. Phil (Dr. Drew?) to do an intervention for you, my dear. seriously
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Please. It sounds like you are one who is pissed off because you didn't have your facts straight. Christ, and the Brangeloonies wonder why people make fun of them.

As for K2, I think you are WAY, WAY, WAY, TOO CONSUMED in this triangle thing. I mean, it's time for Dr. Phil (Dr. Drew?) to do an intervention for you, my dear. seriously
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Sweety, if you're gonna gossip and pass judgement then atleast get the stories straight. That's all I'm saying. As for me being way way way too consumed... I need to ask, why are you here? You just stumbled across this thread and had to jump in? hmmmm, maybe Dr. Phil could do a double intervention and we could invite you!

By the way, you're just pissed that someone called you out on f*cking up the time frame. I've seen you on these threads numerous times Bane, don't play holier than thou when it comes to hoarding useless information and keeping up with the triangle. Pot meet kettle.

ah! Tis the face of Oscars Past.

...flicking flu booger at Bane. Sup, partay pooper ;D

oh, I forgot to add, skank looks like a real doll in the blonde wig.

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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.

Submitted by K2 on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 4:02pm.
Oh my. I think some of you are taking the all-consuming Jolie hate to a new low.Brad and Jenhave been divorced for 5 yrs. now, which is longer than they were married. Maybe,it's time to "divorce" yourselves from the triangle,and all the endless Jolie/Jen comparisons,and move on. Chris and Rihanna, anyone?Britney is doing a tour. Anyone?
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I'm not gonna condone wishing death on people. However, I will tell you to get your facts straight. 5 years they've been divorced? Try they separated in the beginning of 2005. We are only now in the beginning of 2009. That's 4 years. Plus the divorce wasn't finalized until the end of 2005. I do agree that Jolie & Pitt have been together for 5 years though. You have to throw in that entire year they were falling in love while filming and he was married.
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My point is that it's been forever. Time to move on w/the triangle yadda yadda, yadda . . .BTW,
I am SO HAPPY to know that I DIDN'T get my facts straight. Tells me that there's still hope for me with my gossip habit. As for K2, I think you are WAY, WAY, WAY, TOO CONSUMED in this triangle thing. I mean, it's time for Dr. Phil (Dr. Drew?) to do an intervention for you, my dear. seriously

Zappy, I was waiting for that twiggy bitch to start counting, ONE terrorist, TWO Terrorist, THree terrorists.. ahahaha :::thunder:::

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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.

I would like to point out that her chin is every bit as huge as Jen Anniston's. She could chin-fuck the best of them.

Submitted by Bane on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 3:18pm.
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Why do you assume that all of us who cannot stand Brangelina are obsessed JA fans? Truth is, I was never a FRIENDS fan and don't think much of JA's acting. (With that said, I don't get nor will I ever the Brangeloonies hatred for this woman esp. when you consider SHE was the one who was wronged.)

I could care less if Pitt had been single when they hooked up. I would STILL think they were two of the most overpaid, overrated actors on earth with their respective heads shoved up their respective asses. Oh, and I would also think that they were the biggest media whores in showbiz. which is no small feat given the fact that the business is made up of assholes who would show their excrement to the press in exchange for column inches.

LAME!!! She looks awful.

Chubmitted by idiots drive me loco on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 3:40pm.

I am from Poland; my husband is Croat, and we think AJ sucks major ass. We LAUGHED at her ridiculous acting in A Mighty Heart. She's horrible, and I won't see anything with her in it, especially when she sports the Count Chockula accent.
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LMAO @ COUNT CHOCKULA ACCENT!

She does accents really sucky eh?!!!!

by the way, does she really think that by throwing on wigs it helps her performance? A Mighty Heart (bad wig)bombed. Another wig in Changeling (she also sucked). Now this spy flick? Doesn't she realize no matter how much you change the outer appearance, the acting still sucks balls!

Oh my. I think some of you are taking the all-consuming Jolie hate to a new low.Brad and Jenhave been divorced for 5 yrs. now, which is longer than they were married. Maybe,it's time to "divorce" yourselves from the triangle,and all the endless Jolie/Jen comparisons,and move on. Chris and Rihanna, anyone?Britney is doing a tour. Anyone?
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I'm not gonna condone wishing death on people. However, I will tell you to get your facts straight. 5 years they've been divorced? Try they separated in the beginning of 2005. We are only now in the beginning of 2009. That's 4 years. Plus the divorce wasn't finalized until the end of 2005. I do agree that Jolie & Pitt have been together for 5 years though. You have to throw in that entire year they were falling in love while filming and he was married.

dumb fucking demented overpaid and under-qualified whore and psycho bitch. I am glad she didnt get the Oscar. She probably went home all depressed that she didnt get it, started cutting herself, when Brad suggested they adopt another kid/get pregnant to make her feel better about the Oscar thing.

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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity

I am from Poland; my husband is Croat, and we think AJ sucks major ass. We LAUGHED at her ridiculous acting in A Mighty Heart. She's horrible, and I won't see anything with her in it, especially when she sports the Count Chockula accent.

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Interviewer: You're playing one of the most famous characters in movie history. How come we don't see you in all the tabloids?
Daniel Craig: Because I don't want to be in them.

When I first saw the profile picture, I was thinking to myself: "Did Hilary Duff get some more work done or something?" ha.

Submitted by Carolina on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 2:08pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 12:53pm.

She's a damn weak actress and freak-lipped snobby idiot wannabe fucktard. I hope she gets beheaded.
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TOTALLY AGREE!!!!! THIS FAKE PHONY BITCH NEEDS TO DIE. DONT WORRY SHE'LL GET AN STD AND DIE.
THE REASON BRAD LOOKS SO SHITTY IS BECAUSE JOLIE
GAVE HIM STDS!!!! THEN, SHE'LL LEAVE BRAD WITH ALL THOSE KIDS TO RAISE ALL BY HIMSELF.HAHAH MAYBE THE FREAK OCTUMOM CAN HELP HIM. HAHAHAHAHAH.

"You hope she gets beheaded" Stoney. Seriously?
You hope she gets stds and dies, so Brad is all alone w/th kids.Really?

Oh my. I think some of you are taking the all-consuming Jolie hate to a new low.Brad and Jenhave been divorced for 5 yrs. now, which is longer than they were married. Maybe,it's time to "divorce" yourselves from the triangle,and all the endless Jolie/Jen comparisons,and move on. Chris and Rihanna, anyone?Britney is doing a tour. Anyone?

kidL - bwahahahaha, ain't that the truth.

Also, where's Angie's career gonna go once she gets old(er) and wrinkly(er)? You can't have Memaw Angie playing a titty-shaking spy!

Jolie & Pitt will never give up acting or even do less movies, their egos couldnt tolerate the blow. I know its their career & why should they give it up, but they are both dreadful at it, have already made more money than God & have 6 kids they should be spending more time with. Maybe asking them to stop completely is asking for too much, but they should at least take a couple of years off at the same time.

to mrs caligula -

add up to a sad story about angelina.
i mean, what if they played a collage of those pics at the oscars to introduce her? that would be humiliating as can be.

she oughta just shut up, stop making movies, put on 15 pounds, and act like someone's mom, already.

those pics actually made me feel sorry for her. like, oh, so she MUST know she cant act. is that what all the bravado is about then? a bluff?

she has enough money to quit, and enough kids who need a mother. no need to embarrass herself any further.

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