Bev. Wil. Shire.
Today's edition of "Where in the world is this century's Ike & Tina?", takes us to the Beverly Wilshire Hotel in Beverly Hills where the two are currently holed up. That's what OK! Magazine claims. The two left Diddy's tantric dungeon in Miami yesterday and arrived back in Los Angeles. Instead of going to one of their houses, they checked into Vivian Ward's old haunt.
Yeah, I doubt they were running around that hotel reciting lines like "I've got a runner in my pantyhose!" and "Color me happy! There's a sofa in here for two!" That movie really does have amazing lines, but I doubt they were playing that game. Well, maybe when the waiter brought champagne and strawberries, Chris did say to him, "What are you looking at?!" And then the waiter jumped out the window out of fear.
In other Chris "Bobby" Brown news, E! says he will be arraigned this Thursday in L.A. That shit might be pushed back (no pun intended) if detectives don't turn over the case in time to prosecutors.



This whole story is OVERRATED!
None of us know what really went down!
Maybe someone else caught this... It had been bugging me since I read it - I knew Bev Wil Shire wasn't right. Now I remember -- It's REG BEV WIL. Imagine Kit writing on the pizza box with lipstick! You know better, Michael. :)
what a stupid bitch
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life is full of entrees. dont fill up on bread.
Unfortunately most abused women go back to their sweet tongue abusers. So don't blame Rihanna, blame that asshole Chris for using her as his punching bag. It will happen , again and again, till she learns with monsters like that, they won't change. And I bet you, if anybody were to lay a hand on Chris, he'll be crying like a little girl. All cowards are like that
He ugly
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"Today could be the day I'm mistaken for someone important."
Another thing, I always had an idea Chris was a punk. I get those instincts about certain people . Just like I know Diddy is. Well, everyone knows that, that's obvious. But I never thought of Chris as a nice kid. Something told me he was a punk. I don't know what....it would make more sense if I met him in person. Well, I almost did cause he stayed at a hotel I was at in Atlant years ago, maybe I could smell his douchness lol Or maybe it has to do with the girl that had a backstage pass that was in the hotel crying cause of something, I think it was something about him.....about him not meeting her, I don't know if she was impatient or he skipped her.
Oh and I swear I hated Chris's music before I knew he was an asshole. So it's not like I'm going to be like when I hear R Kelly and be like damn it, I love this song but I really shouldn't listen to it. Sorry, but Chris brown is mostly for teens, I bet 90 % of his fans are teens, and Usher is like probably half and half......he has fans of all ages really. His music can be for young or mature..
I heard it's not true that they are together it's all for show cause Rihanna and he work with the same people and the people are pressuring her into pretending they are together and she's trying to keep him out of jail with all the pressure. Or "she's trying". Trying to look like she is anyway. Usher made a statement that he was pathetic basically for jet skiing and having fun so early after what he did to Rihanna, yay for Usher. Usher is the real Usher, Not Chris. Chris only wishes he was like Usher. He is trying to be Usher, in case someone didn't figure that out. I guarantee if he had never did what he did, he still would never have nearly as many hits as Usher. Usher has way more talent. Also, Usher looks like a man, and Chris still looks like a boy, his body does, to me. I don't care if he is gay....I dunno if he is or not but I really don't care. (There's always someone that has to say he's gay, I know i'm on dlisted and not perez but just in case)
FOR ABUSED WOMEN (like Rihanna): “Today he brought me flowers”
Today he brought me flowers, for nothing.
He said to forgive him
He said that he would not hit me again
Last night he hit me
He hit me for nothing
And I forgave him.
Today he brought me flowers again.
Again he hit me
But this time in front of my children
My children were scared
But he said he would not do it again
So I forgave him.
LATE:
Today he brought me flowers
He hit me
My family tells me to leave
But I can’t
What am I going to do alone without a job?
How am I going to support my kids if I don’t have a job?
And my kids are going to suffer
I will stay with my husband
Because I can’t do anything on my own
I can’t
Today he brought me flowers
He hit me real badly
He broke my teeth
He broke one of my ribs but he said he would not do it again
My family wants me to leave him
But I am afraid leave him because I can’t do anything
Today he brought me flowers at the cemetery
Last night he KILLED me
Had I known this, I would have left with my kids a long time ago
But it is too late … I am dead now.
Today he brought me flowers.
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I'm getting tired of hearing about this. For all we know she could have been the one to start it. She probably slapped him upside his head with her umbrella.
I would never go back to him if I was her, I would get my cousin Tony on that mother fucker, but I’m not her and yes people make mistakes so if they decided to work it out then it’s on them. They are both talented and I honestly wish them both the very best.
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
I am genuinely pleased to note my teenage daughter and her friends are horrified at Rhianna's actions.
He beats you once, shame on him.
He beats you twice, shame on you.
It's not easy to escape domestic violence as many have mentioned here, but honestly, it's the best thing you will ever do. It takes planning, courage and determination but what results at the end is living life, not merely surviving from one day to the next.
And, yes. It's probably so that Fisty McBrown won't be charged. :-(
James Haven has been counseling these two love birds and been giving RiRi some boxing lessons on the side. A bitch has to be prepared!
James Haven is all for love but has told Chris to keep his paws to himself! James Haven is not a woman beater! Ok so he does wish he could left hook Mama Pitt but James Haven has never acted on it!
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Any woman who has her ass beat by her boyfriend, the whole world is a witness to the horrible injuries that he gave her but still decides to take her insecure ass back to him deserves to have her ass beat by him again. Yea, I said it. We all kinda had this image that Rihanna was this strong young woman full of beauty and grace..negative. Just proves that she is a weak minded, naive, insecure, little girl...he doesn't love you or want you back sweety...he loves and wants his career back and you fell right into his plan to regain it...dumb bitch...my sympathy has left the building on this one.
***"At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die." ***
Didn't the first reports of the beat down include him choking her into unconsciousness, a bite mark on her arm besides what happened to her face? Sounds pretty frickin serious. But then she did what many women do, go back to their abusers. Someone was making excuses for him in another thread. Something about RiRi starting the fight. I didn't see any bruises on his face or body. He was out jet-skiing grinning like a Cheshire cat.
What happened to "Don't tell me your sorry cause your not" PLEEEZZZE!
haha that's right Regent Beverly Wilshire-- spoken like a true Pretty Woman fan.
your title is ohh soo wrong. kit wrote "reg. bev. wil." on the pizza box, duhhhhh
I'm not surprised they're back together. The reason they're not home, but in front of the cameras documenting their reunion is because she wants to help him repair his career. She probably feels she owes it to him for "sabotaging his career". Whatever gets them through the day...
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Get the cream
Like I said before, If she sings that song TAKE A BOW ever again, she should be stoned. Despite the fac that I can't stand her singing, period.
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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Were we supposed to be playing the game with you MK regarding the reciting of lines??
Im guessing Steel Magnolias, am I rite??
Did they get the honeymoon suite? 'cause this is what's called the "honeymoon period" and it doesn't last long. This clueless bitch's face will be rearranged again very soon.
Riri shouldn't wear those big ass earrings, cuz if Chris fights like the little bitch he is, the first thing they go for is to rip your ear holes straight down with them honkers. Trust me, it's effective.
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
Even if they still love one another, to go back to him weeks after the 'incident' shows me that:
1-She's a chump, just like him. I think it'll hurt her career, but who knows?
2-I have no respect for Diddy for his part in true love finding a way.
3-I'm PO'd at Jay-Z who supposedly was her big protector.
4-Chris'll never see jail time. It doesn't happen that way in LaLa Land where 9 times out of 10, if you're famous, the most you'll get is a couple of days.
So, we got a pool going yet for a timeline of the next beat down on this pathetic pair?
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
I can't believe she would go back to him. Not like he just shoved her ass or something...we saw the pic, he did some fucking damage. Even Oprah and Gail mentioned it on her show last week- showed the picture of her too. Said they hope she doesn't take him back, it would send such a bad example to her female fans.
Stupid, stupid girl. With all the options she has that so many other abused women don't, she should be VERY ashamed.
Why not choose the Chelsea in NY? They could be the pop version of Sid n Nancy.
"I need you boo, gotta see you boo..." these are just some of the eloquent words spoken by Mr. Chris Brown in one of his many masterpieces of music. No wonder the world has gone to shit.
he needs her to stay, for his career. He prolly unleashed a whole truckload of "professionals" to persuade her to stay. What is she, 19 years old? Easily convinced, if memory serves.
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You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 2:18pm.
El B.,
That is true, but I wanted to stick a cork in the farting dogs butt and see if it exploded! Can you blame me?
We can make more pretend net babies, but a gas filled exploding dog????
Hahahahaha, i see what you mean.....what is wrong with me, i saw what you mean ? I need help :)
El B.,
That is true, but I wanted to stick a cork in the farting dogs butt and see if it exploded! Can you blame me?
We can make more pretend net babies, but a gas filled exploding dog????
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The Chihuahua is a dog for lazy people. You ain't even got to walk it. Just hold it out the window and squeeze.
LMAO at you getting so angry because someone makes a comment u don't like. Oh well, can't take take truth. I was just keeping it real, they're young and entertain us, isn't that enough? Guess not.
Damn Musetta beat me
Fuck you in the face, cunt! ~~~Stoney 2/19/09
MK!
It's Reg.Bev.Wil.
But I still knew what you were going for as soon as I read the title
Fuck you in the face, cunt! ~~~Stoney 2/19/09
Michael, it is the
Reg. Bev. Wil. must I write it on a pizza box?
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 1:54pm.
"CLITTY!!! Come in for your lunch!!!"
Now I'm all jelly!!! Bitches!!!
You're the one who wanted to swap our pretend babies for a farting dog! Hippocritter!
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 1:23pm.
Submitted by erocka on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 1:22pm.
I adore Beck. I've seen him twice. Yeah, it creeps me out that he's a Scieno, but I choose to ignore it.
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ITA. Yes, Beck is a Scientologist, but he is second generation. IMO and through my own research, Beck doesn't do the CO$ propaganda game. So what the dude does with his money is his business. I mean do we really know what most of our favorite entertainers do with their cash? For all we know they are supporting causes you may not agree with. Yes, I don't agree with the CO$. I believe they are a cult. But Beck isn't pushing it down my throat. And I'm sure as hell not going to deny myself his music. IMHO, Beck is a fucking musical bad ass!
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 1:55pm.
Me no likey the cunt. Me likey the peen.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 1:54pm.
Oh. ok!
I would have hated to have missed an opportunity to ban her again! ; )
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 1:53pm.
Clitty for president!
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well you've had more than your fair share of cunts, so yeah, why not dial it up a notch?
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Tigerlilly exposed!!!1!
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DG: naw I just meant it was someone like her with a potty mouth and no self respect. I don't think it was KooKoo because she doesn't fight with me, LOL
anyway, all its posts have been deleted I think
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!
"CLITTY!!! Come in for your lunch!!!"
Now I'm all jelly!!! Bitches!!!
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The Chihuahua is a dog for lazy people. You ain't even got to walk it. Just hold it out the window and squeeze.
Clitty for president!
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 1:48pm.
Yep. "Are you writing it down?"
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I wish the little fat fucker had called her a stinking whoreface. That's better than just whore.
"Chris, do you want to leave Rihanana and marry with the model you met on " C e l e b M i n g l e. C 0 M "? Well, I just want to say you are a dude!!"
BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHAH!!!!!
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The Chihuahua is a dog for lazy people. You ain't even got to walk it. Just hold it out the window and squeeze.
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 1:45pm.
Wait! I changed my mind. It's just going to be:
Clitoris Angel Stoney-Bastardo
I'm a liberated lady, after all.
Nice! " CLITTY!!! Come in for your lunch!!! " Sounds good!
@Devilgirl
If you happen to see my posts, most likely it'll be with a colorful picture of some sort. Color pikshures make me happy.
I shall now make it my mission to find colorful, yet yummy cake pictures and post them for your amusement. I HAVE FOUND MY NICHE!!!!!!!!!
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"Uncle Willy needs to shut the fuck up. He needs to go outside, fuck a goat, inhale some more Jenkem and keep his trap shut" MK 2/28/08
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 1:47pm.
LCT: some form of la CooCoo I think
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La Cuca, really? Didn't seem like her. La Cuca was sexually gross but she wasn't really combative like SimplyRed or whatever her name was. Could be wrong though. For me, that isn't rare!