Tuesday, March 3rd 2009

Chuck Bass Has A Mouthful Of Juicy Meat

That is the face of a bitch who really loves a piece of meat in his mouth. I own a mirror, so I know that face all too well. Chuck Bass is jizzing in his eyeballs. You should have seen what this bitch did when the waiter brought out of his order of kielbasa and sticky buns followed by a tossed salad to cleanse his palette. The waiters are still cleaning the ass cream from his seat.

Here's Chuck Bass giving head to some meat with two dude friends at a restaurant in West Hollywood yesterday.

Posted by: Michael K


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Just so we're clear, I NEVER said I had sexytimes with Ed. We kissed a couple of times, we hung out like twice, and that was it. I don't need to make up some random shit - it happened, it's over. The guy's not gay, most likely bi, and that's all I know.

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Does he have Down's Syndrome? Or maybe fetal alcohol syndrome?

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Is this guy supposed to be hot according to the younger generation? Oh shit, there goes all hope...

kokoskitten's picture

Is he wearing a LEATHER vest ? uuuggghhh...that is not cute/acceptable(really ever) unless you ride a harley or you are shirtless with a ball gag and leash...

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i thought that i was the only one who thought this dude was fug

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Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 7:48pm.

You are correct Sheeps, he shares a nasty, filthy pad with Chace Crawford!

Hahahaha! Chive Owen!

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 2:04pm.
DG: I don't know the whole story, she said she met him in a club I think and he took her number.

I obviously don't know the truth but she has a vivid imagination in general. I thought this dude shares a NY flat with Chace Crawford? Or do I have my fey English gents mixed up? Is someone named "Chive" involved?

SpiceDong, pms much? myself and all of my queers are clean teens with impeccable table manners. maybe you've been hanging around with the dirty hipsters, or maybe you just have no sense of humor.

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Total fag.

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Chickenhead,

I don't know in what world you are living but there are PLENTY of gay men with atrocious table manners...sexual orientation has nothing to do with table behaviour...not all gay men are sensitive, refined and collected...in my expererience that is the minority not the rule.

I'd be surprised if he were truly straight (the Jury is still out on that) but I am sure as hell not because of the way he is eating.

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Could not agree with you more, Sonne. He looks to have a touch of the Down's. That's all I'm sayin'.

Not hot.

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Hmmm... I'm thinking I'd it in the back with a French fry.

He's kinda cute.

He looks like my Uncle Gerry...who has Downs Syndrome. No joke.

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so am i the only one who thinks he looks like he has downs syndrome!!! ugly
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sonne's picture

This guy and Robert Pattinson have syndrome-y faces and it's weird to me that people find them "hot" when they don't find most developmentally delayed people "hot". Funny, I like Robert P. but not this guy. Robert P. has more potential talent, I think. :)

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This dude is straight-up FUG. I don't understand the obsession that some bitches have with him. He has like, permanent smarmy face.

putas's picture

He's so fucking ugly I have no idea why people love him. His nose and that weird mouth.. it sort of looks like a harelip that was fixed. Just recessive and fey.

I saw him in an excellent B movie with Famke Janssen and Bobby Cannavale ( I think it was Bobby) and Fanke played a woman who was under house arrest and was haunted by her abusive ex's ghost.. and the ghost killed Chuck Bass (I forgot his real name now and am not looking that up) HA! It was amazing. Must have been pre Gossip girl.

What a fugly dude.

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All I want to know is...What would Benji Madden think?
LoL

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no gay man would eat that atrociously, he's obviously straight. we don't want him in our camp anyways.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 2:12pm.

hehehehehheheehehehehehhe and COUGH!
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AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Nicely done.

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hehehehehheheehehehehehhe and COUGH!
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coughmetoohackhackcough

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sexy's picture

Nice outfit cream cheese

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they need to be using hot greek chairs the wooden kind.

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*coughithinkitsallbullshitcough*

Sorry, I choked on Chuck Bass' cock.

sexy's picture

G? cool for a logo!

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DG: I don't know the whole story, she said she met him in a club I think and he took her number.
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"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!

sexy's picture

Is he the hot fag from GG?

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All Englishmen are gay!

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 1:49pm.

Wait- I'm lost. Is Chuck Bass his real name? Or is that his character's name? Either way, it's really dumb.

It's the characters name. his real name is Ed Westwick or something like that

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 1:49pm.
it was Queen Charisma

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QC played hide the sausage with I AM CHUCK BASSSSSSS!

I gotta know more!

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yeah you're right it does look like a hot pocket and he probably paid 20 fleas for it.

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Don't you ever wake up and your favourites are all changed on your youtube from a vodka induced coma...lol...

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I just don't find him appeaing at all in any photos I've seen of him. Just weird looking and alien-like.

The standard for teen-creamjeans-dreams is apparently no standard.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 1:52pm.

I hooked up with Anderson Cooper, ha ha just kidding Brandi and MK
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You are so NOT kidding. It's ok, just so you don't have to worry about a beatdown, I've got Lance Bass all ready to go for you.

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I hooked up with Anderson Cooper, ha ha just kidding Brandi and MK
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louise_brooks's picture

Wow he's really got no ass.

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Deli Counter Dude: What can I get for you?
Me: Uhm...how about a sandwich that I can give head to.

Hahahaha....btw...who is this guy? Nevermind. I'm HONGRY now.

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Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 1:49pm.

it was Queen Charisma
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Ahhhh, yes.

I hooked up with Elton John last week, by the way.

louise_brooks's picture

Oh dear God what is he eating?? It looks like a Hot Pocket full of bacon.

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Wait- I'm lost. Is Chuck Bass his real name? Or is that his character's name? Either way, it's really dumb.

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it was Queen Charisma
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"why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"!?!

Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 1:40pm.
Who's the chick on here who claimed to have hook up with his homosexual penis?

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On this site?

Who, who... gotta know!

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Who's the chick on here who claimed to have hook up with his homosexual penis?

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One of my friends is obsessed with this guy. I keep telling her that he's more than likely gay but she just won't accept it.

He's got terribly squat legs though, eww.

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