This Bitch Is Not Lovin' It
Picture this shit: You've just handed over your money for an extra-delicious 10-piece of Chicken McNuggets and you can't wait to get those warm chunks of chicken-flavored rat meat down your froat. Your mouth is practically foaming and then.....the dumb bitch cashier at McDonald's strolls up to tell you they are fucking out of deep-fried bits of heaven. So what do you do about it? Of course, you call fucking 911, because that shit is an emergency and a crime! That's exactly what 22-year-old Latreasa Goodman of Florida did and the ho got a citation for it! Injustice!
The Smoking Gun reports that when Latreasa was told they were out, she asked for a refund and they refused. The cashier said all sales were final. Latreasa called 911 three times before their lazy asses finally showed up. When the cops informed Latreasa that her McNugget obsession wasn't an emergency, she answered, "This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one. This is an emergency, my McNuggets are an emergency."
From her mouth to my stomach. Damn fucking straight, McNuggets ARE an emergency of epic proportions. They should have called in the National Guard, the Airforce, Paula Deen, the A-Team, Charlie's Angels, Chris Brown, Sharon Osbourne, the meerkats from Meerkat Kingdom and so on.... You don't fuck with a bitch when it comes to McNuggets. The lying whore cashier should be charged with FRAUD! I'd gladly sit on the jury just so I could tell the ho she is guilty for lying about McNuggets.
P.S. - Latreasa's beautiful mug shot is from a previous run-in with the cops. Doesn't the bitch look like she's serious about her McNuggets? McNuggets are not a joke.
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McDonalds were stupid here but calling 911 is just as dumb.
Don't blame her..McD's robbed her
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so did she get her 'moola' back?
911 weren't the people to call and she's clearly uneducated but she's RIGHT. I wonder where they find these fucktard people who work at Macdonalds, "all sales are final"?? When you give money and don't receive what they offered in return - THAT'S NOT A SALE. It's a MUGGING. Just like when prostitutes offer sex then mug their johns and run.
I guess we should all start doing that - give me $700 for this TV - Thank you - oh wait I'm sorry we're out of them - Goodbye - NO REFUNDS! They're probably not even aware of just how criminal what they did was. Fucking retards. Fucking outrageous.
I don't know who's stupider, McDonald's or this chick. Sheesh.
So 911 has to show up at all times? Regardless of whether or not the call is a load of crap? Your tax dollars hard at work, people.
Ok, two stories. One as a customer service person and one as a customer:
When I was in college, I worked pt customer service for a grocery. One day this woman comes in to pick up money from Western Union. I asked her for ID. She would not give me any & started getting loud. I told her that that is procedure! She refused, so I asked if if the sender gave her a password. She said yes. I looked in the WU database and it didn't match. I told her this. She started yelling and screaming at me, saying that I was lying (why??). I paged for a manager and no-one showed up.
The woman then told me I had to call WU. So I did...the man at WU said that I was right, the passwords did not match. The woman yelled that HE is a liar. Oy. Told me to give her her damn money. I refused...and at this point I was almost in tears cause I'm sensitive like that. NO ONE would help me, either.
Even after she threatened to jump over the counter and kick my ass. (She was a larrrrge woman and I am tiny). One of my co-workers asked her to please calm down and she told her to mind her own business.
FINALLY a manager showed up and guess what: he told her she had to show ID and she whips it right out, sweet as pie to him. What. The. Fuck.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaate.
This other time, a friend & I went to the Olive Garden for dinner. We got our orders, we were chatting along pleasantly...when the waitress
starts changing the salt and pepper shakers on our table! THEN she started vacuuming under it! Um.
Then she comes over & asks me if I want a box, even though we weren't anywhere near being done. I said yes, my friend said no...b/c she was still eating! Yet the waitress grabbed her plate and took off...AND THREW HER FOOD OUT!
So we got the bill & my friend gave her a shit tip considering she was the worst waitress EVER. So the bitch goes over and starts showing her fellow waitstaff the credit card slip and complaining loudly. "A dollar 85!!! A DOLLAR 85!!!" We were like, "Shit. Let's get out of here." And she FOLLOWED US through the place going "A dollar 85!!!!"
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I called the manager the next day and complained. She was aghast, to say the least.
Thats crazy, the Mcdonalds here in Jersey will give you a refund if you change your mind. I understand why she called the police, some people might say it was a little too extreme but come on, we're in a recession. If I pay money for something I want and after the transaction you tell me you're out of the item, and there is no refunds, I'll go crazy too.
Cashier should've got her ass handed to her!
So did she get her money back?
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
She's a cute girl. Needs a little lipstick tho.
I went thru a Mickey D's drive-thru years ago that told me they were out of ketchup.
Of course I had paid & had my bag of yuck in hand.
I'm all, Can I have some ketchup please?
And chick goes, We're out of ketchup.
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The lone memaw who will keep us all well-fed during the next depression.
If I order a particular item and they are out of it, they have to give me refund, NOT a stupid answer like all sales are final! It is NOT a sales cos you didn't give me I wanted to buy! Just go SUE McDonalds already! I would have pulled a Alex Balwin and Russel Crow on the dumb cashier
Regardless of whether she should have gotten her money back.....calling 911 over it is bullshit.
Meanwhile the person who just got shot can't get through because of this stupid bitch.
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Wow. The money for the nuggets should've been refunded, but to call 911? Gimme a fuckn' break.
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If they didn't have what she ordered she should have gotten her money back. This may make me more hesitant to ever go to McDonalds again. She was robbed.
What's really funny is i had that for lunch, mcnuggets. haha Yummy fried mystery meat.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
and a McDouble does not satisfy when you want some nuggets, trust! bad enough a McDouble is a fake double cheeseburger without 1 slice of cheese....
plus nuggets are like 2-3 x the price.
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you would have to get better to be crazy....
Submitted by angry stewardess on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 5:32pm.
Stupid black people making us all look bad. There are some stupid ghetto-ass sisters running around that make ladies like me look bad.
Give us a hint: which airline? You make some great points. Another issue is an odd name of any type makes it that much harder to get a job in the mainstream. I mean, all the Pilot Inspektors and Peaches of the world are prolly not going into accountancy.
Oh hold my shit! They're out of Mcnuggets and trying to keep her hard earned donations.
Didn't those fast food workers learn the lesson when those Trannycat Dolls gave a beatdown through the drive through window at Burger King in Memphis a few months back?
The 911 operator should have sent the SWAT team to insure the refund.
LaTreasa Good Man was robbed!!!
Submitted by chica robotica on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 6:32pm.
Yes!That is what got me the most....like a brain dead fucking robot repeating the same thing over and over, and the bitch wouldnt even look at me!
I swear I wanted to strangle her with that garter belt.
Fuck you in the face, cunt! ~~~Stoney 2/19/09
This lady is easy to laugh at, because she acted like a dumbass and called 911 instead of trying to reason with the McD's manager. However, any "restaurant" that requires prepayment should absolutely be prepared to fulfill the order. It's actually illegal to "bait and switch" in commerce, and that's exactly what the "final sale" restaurant policy amounts to in this situation. Can't give the customer what they ordered? Then give them their money back. I know I would not have left without mine.
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TEAM LATRINESSA! or whatever the hell her name is, I don't care, I'm on her team...Those Mickey D whores robbed a bitch!
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Submitted by angry stewardess on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 5:32pm.
1. My locker in middle school was next to the locker of a girl named Teflon.
2. A Brooklyn GF sez her Cousin Pookie named his girls Cialis, Levitra, and Lunesta. True? Who knows. But if so, Pfizer needs to pay for their college education, not Pookie.
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by Miss Priss on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 8:01pm.
Pardon me, I think that is LaFawnDa.
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angry stuardess
your post is hilarious! LOL!!
Like in Napoleon Dynomite, Lashanda...la-shan-duh LOL
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Submitted by smokeybaconflavour on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 5:25pm.
"Ok, calling 911 was wrong, but this bitch was right about the nuggets!!!! Why the fuck wouldn't they give her money back?!?!?!? She paid for nuggets, they didn't have nuggets, she didn't get what she paid for. She should get her money back! FREE WHATEVER THIS STUPID BITCH'S NAME IS!!!!!!"
Word. Mickey D's can't just take a customer's money and not give them their order. If they were out of freakin' McNuggets - give her a refund.
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Submitted by angry stewardess on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 5:32pm.
...You know she is ghetto with the name Latreasa! What the hell is that anyway? I have friends whose parents named them fucked up names like Ja'Qwon and Shantayla! Any black person with a name that contains a Juh, shay, qua, quee, sha, La, or whatever is GHETTO! I am black (NOT African-American...nobody is from Africa in my family) and my name is Elizabeth Ann! Theres no African roots to Latreasa! Thats straight up ghetto nonsense. She probably named her welfare babies after luxury cars and brand names! My friend Laurice is named after her mom Lara and her dad Maurice!
Speaking of "ghetto nonsense" names, my friend was telling me about how he was talking to a woman who said she loved Cam'ron's music so much she named her son after him. So he said (paraphrasing), "Oh, so you named him Cam'ron?" She replied, "No, I named him Nam'ron."
What the fuck kind of name is NAMron? It sounds like a car.
look latreasa is actually kind of smokin'
I'd like her to eat at my mickeyD's
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THE WORLD IS ENDING--THEY'RE OUT OF MCNUGGETS--SHOOT ME NOW!
OMG...another whacked story from my hometown on Dlisted!! This makes at least 4 entries on this site from St. Lucie County, FL. The man who peed all over himself and the police car (last week?) was also from there. I SWEAR we are all not this crazy down there!!
That said...they owed her the $$ back...duh.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 7:23pm.
DEVILGIRL! sup chickadee? I'm just entertaining myself with this tomfoolery.
How ya feelin.
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Submitted by gyeah on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 7:19pm.
Hi Guurrll!
They did her a favor - that food will kill you.
I'd humiliate Ronald McDonald himself by publicly stripping him of his big, red wig if that shit ever happened to me!!
Club Letreasa!!
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That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Thank you, Campbells! You're telling the jokes for me. --MK
LOL
"'This woman tried to serve me food with dirty hands'"
ROFLMAO (I sub-consciensly (sp?) sensed it you said it!!!!)
"edit: right side of her face (nostril & eyeball) looks asian."
I'm selling "Team Latreasa" T-shirts
Tigerlily (sandbitch I believe) needs to make a youTUBE video of diffrent celebs wearing a Team Latreasa T-shirt!!!!
Try Typhoid Mary's delicious sugar cookies!
This was in FLorida HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA fuckme
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America's next top model.
They were playing with this woman's emotions!
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final sale??? Not in Canada... lol... I never heard such drivel. Open the fucking cash register and give back the fiver... dumbest thing I ever heard in my life. In fact it is a tie between this twit and the cashier.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 7:05pm.
the thought totally counts and is much appreciated! thanx
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mcdonald's should've given her the refund, but damn, calling the po po over this nonsense is ridiculous...just as ridiculous as this rough looking chick is only 22 years old...
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Submitted by Typhoid Mary on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 6:20pm.
I think if someone need their money, that is what you call for stating "My money was taken without being given the proper service", but calling 911 and saying "My McNugget is serious, it's an emergency" is idiotic.
What the hell? Give her the damn money back!
Speaking of being out of an item, one time my grandpa took me to Jack In The Box and they told us they were out of hamburgers. And this was years ago, before they had nearly as many menu options as they do now, so running out of hamburgers was a big deal. Fucking bastards made me cry (I was a kid, okay?) and I've boycotted them ever since.
Now how in the hell does this ever happen? I know they have people responsible for that shit...or people who are SUPPOSED to be responsible anyway.
@ jussayin--
After reading your "Cuss Free Week" post last night, you don't know how much I want to take you out for a couple of pitchers of margaritas. You deserve it.
On/T: I once called a restaurant for a take out order of filet mignon with french fries. the restaurant worker on the other end of the phone goes,
"filet mignon? What kind of fish is that?"
I hung up.
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TEAM LATRINE GOODMAN
...I don't understand, what was she supposed to do? There is never a fucking cop around when you need their pig asses anyway. So 911 it is, bitch.
edit: right side of her face (nostril & eyeball) looks asian.
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Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 6:46pm.
James Haven once witnessed a beat down between a cashier and a disgruntled customer over a McFlurry!
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Did the McFur fly?
That said, this mugshot bitch obviously never saw MK's pic of "chicken ice cream." Never again.
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THIS BITCH IS TOTALLY HOT SLUT OF THE MONTH!! Yay for disgusting McNuggets!!
#1 - They should have given her the money back. McDonald's is not final sale..
#2 - If this Hot bitch didn't pay her bill, Mickie D's would have calle dthe cops on her ass, so it was unfair.
#3 - Latreasa would have been cuter if she had put on some earings, some Mac lip gloss and showed us her snaggers.. I WOULD PAY TO HAVE HER LIPS THOUGH!!
Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 6:46pm.
James Haven once witnessed a beat down between a cashier and a disgruntled customer over a McFlurry!
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LMAO!!!!
James Haven once witnessed a beat down between a cashier and a disgruntled customer over a McFlurry!
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Submitted by natasha240 on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 4:42pm.
You have no idea how the woman in your story grates on my nerves! I actually worked retail for a short spell and sometimes you just suck it up. Once I had to pull 50 pairs of black slacks for a lady who only intended to buy one -- and then bought the cheapest one, discounted thrice. Then I had to put the pants back -- they all looked the same! My commission that day was nothing (we got paid an hourly minimum but commission if we exceeded that amount). But that's the job -- friendly, talk, helpful, sell. I don't think the point was even that you couldn't take the garter belt into the dressing room... the point is she made no eye contact and was rude as hell repeating, "You can only take the bras in." They might as well have hired a sign.