Tuesday, March 3rd 2009

Watch The Teefs!

If AnnaLynne McCord (aka always Eden from Nip/Tuck to me) is going to show us how she got her role on 90210, bitch should at least go all out. I refuse to believe she got that shit with those kind of skills. Way too much teeth and the "I'm making a poopy" face is not hot. Her banana sucking game gets a D-! Even Nannerpuss wouldn't hit that shit!

Posted by: Michael K


gia's picture

Her hand on the back of her head makes it looks like she is forcing herself to take it...Since its probably her only meal of the day, she should be a lot nicer to it.

WHO eats a banana like that?!

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Somehow I think she looked way better on Nip/Tuck. I loved the character Eden.

I wasn't even sure if it was the same person when I first saw her on 90210. I think because she lost even more weight.

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She looks like she really trying to open up that jaw for that banana. Lock jaw maybe.

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Who the eff eats a banana like that???? So much damn aggression! Just stick to sushi already.

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jussayin's picture

scrunch face is not attractive...she needs to practice that eyes on the face/camera pose and not look like she's in pain.

And James Haven she does look like she twitters and often.....

or is it she looks like a twit? or a twat??
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Thank you MK, I've been looking for a new background for my laptop.

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James Haven finds himself oddly attracted to this woman. Wonder if she twitters?

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justice's picture

That was an interesting picture to wake up to!

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de Cosmos's picture

So...

Does this mean Anal Does Oral?

Now I'm confused too.

gyeah's picture

Looks like she picked a dare.

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letinstar's picture

why the need to hold her own hair back just to deep throat a banana? i'm so confused...
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This pic shows she didn't get the job b/c of the casting couch and she can't act, so it must be connected parents?

jho.memfrica's picture

Does she have TMJ? Why the fuck is she struggling so much?

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mike's picture

Meh, even with that pose, I'm more of a Jessica Stroup guy.

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Submitted by boomsy on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 6:07pm.

Um, I don't know about you guys, but I've never held my hair back to eat a banana. Is she trying to tell us something?

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Oh, and if I was a dude and saw a girl coming at my sensitive parts looking like she's going to chomp it off, I think I'd shrivel up and run.

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Um, I don't know about you guys, but I've never held my hair back to eat a banana. Is she trying to tell us something?

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Stan Hooper's picture

She is so fug and has the worst acting chops I've ever seen since Liv Tyler. But boy can she do away with a banana. Girl got's talent!!!

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red_hot_kitchen's picture

I love Nannerpuss. Denny's should use that as their spokesbanana instead of knocking him.

Stock Broker's picture

Spice Dong ~ I luv fried plantains.

I bet she's practicing on a 'nanner to get ready for an audition at Vivid Productions....her costar is probably Vern Troyer and she has to eat him whole.

SpiceDong's picture

That is one well-hung banana, more like a yellow plantain I would say. yuk.

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Stock Broker's picture

Momus ~ yea, I guess. I want to asses the damage afterwards.

Submitted by kanderso on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 5:30pm.
Another thing...is it just me or is that a really big fucking banana?

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kanderso's picture

Another thing...is it just me or is that a really big fucking banana?

kanderso's picture

Totally don't think it was on purpose but that picture is heeeelarious! She looks like a very angry orange chipmunk.

I'm sincerely curious about something. Why do people hate her so much? It seems to me that she's no more or less annoying than the other bitches from the New-Yet-Somehow-Already-Old 90210.

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Submitted by Stock Broker on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 5:28pm.
If I saw that face and mouth coming down on me, I'd make sure my medical insurance up to date.

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In the meantime, would you hold her hair for her?

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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 5:23pm.
FUCK YOU SHEEPS!

*cries*

*looks out at black sky, rain, possible hail and gusts of 50MPH winds*

*throws prunes*

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ITA. We have downed trees in The Presidio.

And, not banana trees either. I keep mentioning bananas so that our posts don't get bounced cuz we're off the topic.

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Stock Broker's picture

If I saw that face and mouth coming down on me, I'd make sure my medical insurance was up to date.

HELLO photo op!

she is totally doing that intentionally...

who the fuck hold back their hair to eat a banana?

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@ Sheeps and M.E.

It's gray and rainy in San Francisco right now.

That banana picture gets stranger and stranger as details (holding her hair/head) get pointed out.

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FUCK YOU SHEEPS!

*cries*

*looks out at black sky, rain, possible hail and gusts of 50MPH winds*

*throws prunes*

Whatever's picture

She must give carrot graters.

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 5:17pm.

It's warm down here, ME. This weekend was full-on spring.

No Words's picture

I will never, never eat a chocolate-covered frozen banana in public (again). (-:

M.E.'s picture

IT IS NOT WARM IN CA RIGHT NOW FOLKS!

I'm sitting here at my desk freezing my arse off. Damn space heater isn't doing it's job.

Provolone's picture

it would be waaaay hotter if two oranges were dangling on her chin

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Based on her down jacket, I presume they're filming 90210 in Michigan.

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Submitted by Mrs. Gosling on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 4:53pm.
In the morning on our way to work I usually eat a banana since im in to much of a rush and my bf just stares at me and im like what do you want? and hes like nothing I just like to watch you eat bananas lmao im like ew your a perv!!
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My fiance is a perv like that too...until he saw me use my fancy banana slicer...It was loud and swift and makes up to 12 slices at one time. Perfect for my cereal...priceless to see the fiance crumble and hold his junk.

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I don't think I'll ever eat another banana, outside of the security of my own home, ever again!!

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Katt's picture

why is she holding her head?
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WTFOMGLOL's picture

That banana looks scared

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Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 5:08pm.
O come now...I can imagine we'd all look a little foolish if just one tiny moment like this was flash photog'd at 6 shots a second....
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Stock Broker's picture

Her technique needs some work.

angel_i's picture

O come now...I can imagine we'd all look a little foolish if just one tiny moment like this was flash photog'd at 6 shots a second....

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At first, I thought that she was Christine Baranski (aka Martha May Whovier from "How the Grinch Stole Christmas").

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