Tuesday, March 3rd 2009
Who Is February's Hot Slut Of The Month?
February is one of those quick minute months, so there's only 3 hot sluts to choose from and 2 are memaws! 2009 really is the year of the Memaw. One of these sluts will skip on to the Hot Slut of the Year pageant with Stains. None of them really have any chance against Stains, right? Anyway, here are your choices:
The US Window Factory Beauty: You should cawl her!
Helen Thomas: The baddest bitch at the White House.
Clara from Great Depression Cooking with Clara: The lone memaw who will keep us all well-fed during the next depression. Gulp.
Voting is in the sidebar to the right. Vote with your life! The winning slut will be announced Thursday.
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I love Memaws, but I love Long/Staten Island/Jersey accents more. I don't know why I think they're hilarious.
I would like to cast a write-in vote for Liz Smith. After feeling completely unappreciated by the The Post...I think Ms.. Smith deserves to be HSOTM.
I don't know enough about any of them to vote but...let's see...nah not doing it.
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Clara is adorable but I doubt she'd appreicate the honour as much as the window woman. Now THAT is a hot slut if ever there was one.
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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 11:06pm.
Sorry, Helen. you can't make the poor man's meal.
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Guess that depends on your definition of the poor man's meal. ;-)
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2009 is the year of the Memaw!
And i gotta put Clara ahead of Helen on this one. Sorry, Helen. You are a trailblazer for all women, but you can't make the poor man's meal.
Rich BItch - because I've never heard of her so I don't really appreciate her "work."
Now, if it were Nannerpus...
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HELEN HELEN HELEN HELEN.. one more time!
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US Factory guido!
those lips should be famous..shit they already have their own zip code
Why aren't you sluts voting for The US Window Factory Beauty? She's what being a Hot Slut is all about! We need to honour her beauty.
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Helen Thomas because she makes people in high places piss their pants.
My cawl is on the US Window Factory woman.
gloria rules...I want her
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if 2009 is gonna be the year of memaws im gonna start investing in jitterbugs
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clara!!
Windows twat FTW, she's from NY, she's a whore and she's got fake nails, fake tan, looks like my idol Sabrina from True Life MTV, Im getting married, and I want to cawl her. We must find out her name. Im waiting to see her in the next porno film I buy.
Submitted by Provolone on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 6:18pm.
CAWL CAWL CAWL. US WINDOW FACTORY FOR THE WIN!! +*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
She's got my vote. Her accent makes me want to see her with a cock in her mouth. Supa dupa sexy.
"Uncle Willy needs to shut the fuck up. He needs to go outside, fuck a goat, inhale some more Jenkem and keep his trap shut" MK 2/28/08
PINK DOLPHIN FOR THE WIN!!!! oh, wait... he won't be showing up until March... but we must send somebody in the ring that can contend with the power that IS Patches!!! They'll get slaughtered out there!!! Does US Windows lady own a cat?
Hmm... no non-humans this time around! I'll probably vote for Helen because she's the one I'm most familiar with, plus she's one bad-ass bitch!
HAS to be Clara - get real.
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When James Haven squints his eyes Clara looks just like Sir Tommy!
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mike,
Doesn't even matter. As christine the hoff said... Stains is Hot Slut of 2009.
P.S. Can you tell I'm bitter?
I always try to vote a million times for my pick and then get really embarrassed when it says "your vote was recorded"--I will never learn...Oh right, go HELEN.
I'm not feeling any of this month's sluts.
I voted for Helen Thomas! Such a hot slut with a conviction!
Clara.
Projection doesn't become you, Provolone
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Clara gets my vote because she's younger than Hugh Hefner.
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Helen and Clara will split the old vote. Factory lady FTW!
CAWL CAWL CAWL. US WINDOW FACTORY FOR THE WIN!! Of course helen thomas doesnt take any shit, im guessing having a face like that makes you bitter +*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*
This shit is already over, Stains will be hot slut of the year.
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mmm mmm a good ole bowl of e coli with a side of listeriosis..mmm mmm
Clara's e. coli cooking, OBVIOUSLY.
t'was hard not to click on Clara, but Helen Thomas for the win. She's every saggy dittohead's (and Chris Brown's) worst nightmare:
A woman who takes no shit from the men folk AND dares to stay in the public eye at a hot memaw age.
Vadge, take note: Ms. Thomas is a truly "empowered" woman.
No brainer - CLARA in a rout! Looking at fucking Helen Thomas gives me cataracts.
Clara's videos are so cute.
I have to choose between the tranny and Clara???? I gotta go with Clara. I love a memaw who is thrifty.
"I'm getting butt fucked, but I like it"
My bet is my girl from Long Island with the Carmela Soprano nails.
Love it!
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Boring choices but I voted for the tranny who is curently losing
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Okay, you know what? Helen Thomas is a great role model, but doggone she is hard on the eyes.
I feel my Lasik coming undone.
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The First Amendment screams: FUCK OFF!-Momus
People need not to fuck with me right now!--jussayin
So Clara lived through the Great Depression, is in the twilight of her life, and now is going to have to get her ass whipped by a cupcake loving dog? Mercy.
Hmmmm let's see. The gal on the left is quite a looker. James Haven is not a political chap so the gal in the middle is out so that leaves the chef, and James Haven loves to eat.
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Clara all the way for the win!
Eh, I'll go with majority. I not feeling the hotness from any of these.
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Submitted by Keane on Sun, 12/14/2008 - 3:41pm.
If only his mind was as quick as his reflexes, the world would be a much safer place.