Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Which Twitter-happy star uses the social site to find his next hook-up? You could be next, he has no preference as long as you live within driving distance and seem somewhat discreet. It’s not Ashton Kutcher. (BuzzFoto via Blind Gossip)
John Mayer? So get on that shit if you want John to twitter your twatter live and in person. And "somewhat discreet" might be code for "likes you to finger his no-no."
Which sexy NYC-based celeb’s pickup line needs a little improvement? “Have we met?” he asks. “Have we had sex? No? Do you want to?” (Gatecrasher)
Regis? And my answer is yes, I want to.
This reality star has a really interesting past. Although on television he/she is romantically involved with someone of the opposite sex, the past hints at the opposite. As a wild high school student, the reality star would throw off-campus sex parties to which only members of their same sex were invited. (Blind Gossip)
Please don't let this be Spencer. Please! My kind doesn't want him. Throw him back!
This B list movie actress and A list wannabe made it very clear this week to the only rich guys she was hitting on, that despite what is being written in the tabloids about her being in a relationship, that they are in fact, "friends" and that she can date whomever she wishes. That however is not what her other half has been saying. He thinks they are a couple and told everyone he encountered over the weekend as such. (CDAN)
Kate Hudson?! That tramp!
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I have to say #1 has to be Dane Cook.
"She is wearing a fucking banana clip.
She must be destroyed." -- seaclint on Michelle Duggar
#1 - Dane Cook?
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The first one is Duchovny he's still not over his sex addiction.
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#1 has to be Mayer.....
Maybe I'll go on Twitter and try to confirm for everyone...do the drive of shame
#2 I was thinking Adrian Grenier, but he's based in LA not NY...
#3 Brody? I mean the Bromance show is kinda gay
#4 Seems like Kate Hudson..
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Never go with a Hippy to a Second Location
First one is PIVERT.....hands down!
Second one I am pretty sure is Alec Baldwin...a bigger older pivert.
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Swear to ME!
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 10:16pm.
No. 2: What human being would respond to an inquiry asking if they'd already had sex together? The question guarantees that the guy asking it is some combination of slut, player, drunk, and ingrate.
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*check, check, check and check* BINGO!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by luscious_t on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 10:09pm.
GOd I hope that last one is Aniston - player gets played - booyah! lol
#1 sounds Piven-esque - as does the one about the pick-up lines, but I guess he's left NYC... but I don't Twitter, so I guess we'll have to wait and see what grapedrinkbaby says.
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Dr. Grapedrink, self-proclaimed twittering ex-therapist to the stars says this:
mayer all the way on number #1. i get the sense he's not capable of allowing anybody to get close to him. he seems somewhat aloof and distant. aniston seems to like men that are emotionally unavailable so that she can avoid real intimacy. fits with her mother/abandonment issues.
take that for what it's worth (prolly not a whole lot!)
mayer is definitely the casanova twit
I don't think #4 is Aniston. I think she's banking on John Mayer marring her.
Sheeps - the 2nd one is NY
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No. 1: The "driving distance" suggests it's not NYC, anyway.
No. 2: What human being would respond to an inquiry asking if they'd already had sex together? The question guarantees that the guy asking it is some combination of slut, player, drunk, and ingrate.
GOd I hope that last one is Aniston - player gets played - booyah! lol
#1 sounds Piven-esque - as does the one about the pick-up lines, but I guess he's left NYC... but I don't Twitter, so I guess we'll have to wait and see what grapedrinkbaby says. JH's Leo answer sounds on the mark, too. My cousin works at Villa and Leo and Kevin Conelly hit on everything. Leo's def not faithful to Bar. Do they twitter?
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1. DoucheMayer
2. ?
3. ?
4. Wannabe A-List, "friend"...gotta be Jenny
Balenciaga- G'Nite!
Balenciaga Bitch on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 8:05pm
Thanks BB! It's nice to see you 'round these parts. I hope all is well with you. When I see Karma Police, I'll tell her you said hi.
DeeDee, Ill look for it...IM not on there much at all. and when Im here its hit and run~ If anyone sees Karma Police, can you say "hi" for me?
DG, I have to go have dinner.
JH! WTF happened to Mary Kay? You need to go to work for MAC. Who knows, you may get a lipstick named after you!
I heard Angie and Brad are on the skids...What up?
**HoHan's idea of a bath is putting on more eyeshadow. Devilgirl~ 1/9/09**
JA seems to go for looks over money, no? But ITA that her relationship with Mayer is for show or perhaps casual companionship.
1. John Mayer (because he too knows that they are not in a relationship; it was all Oscar promo so she didn't have to face the Brange alone.
2. Is John Cusack based in NYC?
3. Brody Jenner
4. Jennifer "Desperate" Maniston
I think that Number 2 is Gerard Butler. there was something on another site last year that said he had some lame ass pick up lines. They can't get any lamer than the ones stated here.
Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 7:15pm.
Damn it James, your Mary Kay business was HUGE!
I hope Angie and Brad are treating you well. Are they pitching in financially. to help until the Mary Kay biz picks up?
I suck at these things too, but I'll go with the Dlisters who say Diddy or Kanye for #1 and Jenny A for #4.
Oh please let #3 be Spencer. My kind doesn't want him either. He's so into himself and tries so hard to throw off this macho, hetero vibe; I would LOVE to see someone from his past contront him with that shit. Now THAT would be a reason to watch The Hills.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 7:00pm.
So what has James Haven been up to?
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Well dg as James Haven stated in the Angie threat, his Mary Kay business is all but kaput. Times are tough and celebrities are cheap! James Haven has been going out on acting calls but nothing yet. That Colin Farrell gets all the good parts!
Then there are those crazy kids. James Haven has been watching them while Brad and Angie trott the globe. It is demanding work because those crazy kids are nuts but James Haven finds it rewarding not too mention the scratch is good!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Hey BB! I sent you a MS friends request. ♥
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 7:05pm.
Helloooooooooo BB! Going already? I am going soon myself, where I don't know, but I am going!
Submitted by Lavadama on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 7:06pm.
Anytime! : )
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 7:05pm.
SmOOches BB! good to see you!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 6:23pm.
Speaking of Twitter. Solange is Twittering up a storm today. Says she has played for a crowd of 45 thousand! Where? A cemetery?
WOW. LMAO!!!!!
I just choked on my diet pepsi, thanks DG! ;-)
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I think 4 is Aniston too. I wouldn't call Owen "A list wannabe" because I don't think he gives a f***.
JH, my LOVE! Where have you been? Im so happy to run into you, and of course IM only here for a quick second. Hi DG, Smurf, Momus, PN, Deb, all of you guys~ Raise hell for me!
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mk...i don't want twit or is it twat on my team either....
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nice ass...when does it open?
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 7:01pm.
ICK for both teams!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 7:00pm.
Sorry, MK. I can totally believe Spencer Pratt is on your team.
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Or at the very least, playing on both teams!
So what has James Haven been up to?
Sorry, MK. I can totally believe Spencer Pratt is on your team.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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I thought Jennifer Aniston for the last one, because of the whole "friends" thing. Jesus, I am really bad at these fucking blind items.
"Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 6:23pm.
Speaking of Twitter. Solange is Twittering up a storm today. Says she has played for a crowd of 45 thousand! Where? A cemetery?"
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Slumdog Millionaire Slums.
The first one is Leo.
The last one is Jennifer Anniston. She told James Haven the same thing when he ran into her at Sir Elton's Oscar party.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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"Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 6:23pm.
Speaking of Twitter. Solange is Twittering up a storm today. Says she has played for a crowd of 45 thousand! Where? A cemetery?"
Oh wow. Totally LOl'd just now.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 6:23pm.
Speaking of Twitter. Solange is Twittering up a storm today. Says she has played for a crowd of 45 thousand! Where? A cemetery?
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LMAO!
Can't read about Kate Hudson or see her mug anymore without thoughts of Lance Armstrongs pruny uni old man ball dancing in my head. Don't care who she gets with now; that nasty old famebikewhore done branded her forever.
And yes...ew.
I'm guessing Snoop Dogg on that first one..... call it a hunch.
1. Kanye
2. Ferris Bueller or Lenny Kravitz
3. Brett Michaels (I bet he's a closet gay)
4. Kate Hudson & __________ (fill in w/ her latest f**k buddy)
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 6:31pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 6:29pm.
Who is she trying to fool with that nonsense!
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Her sister, Not-So Fierce?????
Methinks that BB has been delusional for a long, long time.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 6:29pm.
Who is she trying to fool with that nonsense!
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 6:23pm.
Speaking of Twitter. Solange is Twittering up a storm today. Says she has played for a crowd of 45 thousand! Where? A cemetery?
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LOL. In her dreams.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Submitted by E.A.P. on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 6:25pm.
Why, sank you berry mush!
How are ya E.A.P?
Diddy or Kanye iddy more than likely.
Number two is every New York based 'star'.
Three Spencer or Brody.....
Number four sounds correct. When she gets rabies, she'll calm her ass down.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 03/03/2009 - 6:23pm.
HAHAHAHHAHAHA @ a cemetery. That was hilarious.
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