What Is Kanye West's Greatest Pain In Life?
Is it:
a) There will never be enough exclamation points in the world to perfectly get his point across.
b) His ego will never really know how much he loves it. Truly.
c) He will never be able to see himself perform live.
d) Severe constipation.
If you answered b, give your pee hole a congratulatory pinch, because you are correct. Actually, if you answered "all of the above," you are most likely correct, but only one of these answers is confirmed. When talking about ego the size of Chyna's clit, Kanye said, "I do have an ego and rightfully so. I think people should have an ego. Think about it - I don't offend people, I don't put anyone down. Do I name names or bring people down? That's not my thing. But I give myself big-ups. I feel good about the music I make. God chose me. He made a path for me. I am God's vessel. But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live."
Wait. Kanye isn't God? Now I feel stupid going down to the Apple store every Sunday and praying to a MacBook Air. But seriously, I don't want the voice of this generation to throw his CAPS lock key at me (okay, I do), but can't he just Netflix one of his live concert DVDs? Or maybe glance at the monitor when he's busy being great during one of his shows?
Actually, I'm really fucking surprised that Kanye's all-powerful talent doesn't cause him to have an out-of-body experience which would allow him to watch himself perform live. I blame us. We just don't let Kanye be THAT great! Shame on us.
And one of the greatest pains in my life was the first time I read one of his CAPS-filled blog posts. I'm kind of used to it now, but my eyeballs will never be the same.
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Blonde Dike is so flattering. Not. Get your own swag. Quit beatin' off to my cds and pictures you sicko. When you blow your own horn literally , that's nasty. Not good nasty at that. Marvin, Stevie, Donny , Lennon did not record by pushing button. Blood, sweat,talent and tears. You don't say you're #1 you have to be nominated #1 by the people. Where are the people? In the clubs where my songs are rockin the floor. Original music forever.
You have Ali's mouth with Foreman's skills and then came Peven. Real men say names.
Tooo bad he's such a huge douchebag jerkoff cause alot of his music is actually pretty good.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 9:23am.
He obviously hasn't been paying attention to Morris Day - who used to see himself perform live all the time.
heeheehee. Instead of a mirror, Jerome can use a handheld cam with projection on a giant screen.
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth...God save us from the pain that is Kanye's ego.
GAAAAGGG!!!
Kanye has achieved what all his African brothers and sisters strive for. The ability to point and scratch. BE A BETTER FUCKING ROLE MODEL YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
Big stinkin' bag o'douche.
Submitted by Leona on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 8:00am.
Submitted by Chastity on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 7:45am.
WHY WON'T YOU LET KANYE BE SANE????
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Good one!
The root of Kanye's problem is that he just isn't a good looking guy. He knows it and this is him compensating for the fact that he isn't handsome.
He obviously hasn't been paying attention to Morris Day - who used to see himself perform live all the time.
And to be fair - rappers are supposed to big themselves up; that's part of the game. But when they do it, they're supposed to do it to a beat and rhyme and be exceptionally witty about it - I guess he missed that day in Hip Hop 101.
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Submitted by The C word on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 8:40am.
God just slapped your mama Kanye.
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LMAO! See, now this is how you start a morning off properly. Hahahaha..I've missed your snark C word!
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God just slapped your mama Kanye.
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A loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdP7HUPbVs
Ok Kanye you may never see yourself live but you can watch the recording or just put a mirror on stage! You dumb shit! Gawd!
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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 12:18am.
a guy with a pink shirt and 'BOYZ' hat hangs out with gods vessel? atheism here i come!!!
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ROTFL.
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Submitted by Chastity on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 7:45am.
WHY WON'T YOU LET KANYE BE SANE????
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The lone memaw who will keep us all well-fed during the next depression.
C! (I enjoyed his Story Tellers show on VH1)
I'm Blue for you boo...boo.
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He is mentally ill. The jokes on us.
I meant to say...THE JOKES ON US< HE IS MENTALLY ILL> AND HE IS GREATLY MENTALLY ILL< HE IS THE BEST DELUSIONAL FREAK OF GREATNESS THE WORLD HAS EVER< EVER KNOWN!
Hells bells, LORETTA!
I almost felt a little bit sorry for Kanye!!!!1!! when his mom died but now he just constantly annoys.
And all this blue sucks!
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MK -
Roses are red
this font is blue
switch it back to normal
before I come after you
Am not feeling the blue! It's as bad as Kanye's CAPS!!!! also kanye is a douchebag and one day I will meet him and tell him he is not talented. Then he will explode.
Bender: Hey. What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.
can't wait for the fans and industry to turn away. this loon will become the black male version of batshit crazy britney
Is it just me or does he resemble nothing more in life than a negro chipmunk???
Oooooh! I see the link now between the blue font and why he is clutching his balls - both are blue! Poor Kayne, blue balls from being unable to stroke his ego ! Poor blue balls!
ZOMGBLUE?! Kanye's ego blathering is one thing... Kanye's ego blathering and all bright blue is sensory overkill. I refuse to wear shades during night time... I ain't try'na be Kanye.
Even though I've read Dlisted religiously for the last 2 years, I've only been prompted to join just to comment on this gad awful BLUE font! At first I thought something was wrong with my computer! MK! As though damaging our eyes with Kayne's egotistical mug is not enough!!!!! Love you lots though....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 3:06am.
GAH! Why is it so blue in here?
===To match Kanye's clothes?
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GAH! Why is it so blue in here?
Please MK, make it go away!
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And on topic, Kanye has a point. Yeah he's annoying as fuck when we have to hear him compliment himself, but it gives us shit to make fun of.
I still can't believe he actually said that last part, but then again, it IS Kanye...
I can live with this stupid supermodel crap but come on Michael K, don't torture us with this blue font. It's murder on tired eyes and it's ugly to boot.
His real pain in life is that he'll never be brave enough to come out of the closet.......
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uhhh wow. Hate the blue Michael.
Thank you and back to lurkedom.
He doesn't really sleep with women...does he?
And that is an abnormally long middle finger. He could make the Guinness Record Book with that thing.
I totally understand him being more of an ass with his mom dying even though it's been a little while, it's still pretty recent. But don't understand the one thing I said. Unless his attitude at the time was "i'm going to act like a christian would and since everyone is hating on chris brown i'm going to be nice". It still sucks though!
The guy is nothing more than a vapid pit of worthlessness.
Esp since he joined the other assholes that are saying it's okay that Chris Brown beat a woman.
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My Ouija board sez: MY SON IS ALL BENJAMIN BUTTON AND SHIT
Ever since his mom died, he's been out there being an ass. Let's get out the Ouija board and talk to mama Donda and get her to talk to his unreasonable ass.
He is so fucking nuts and he is just screaming:
I WANT TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET!! In the name of Harvey Milk y'all!!
Hey what's with all this blue shit?
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YES SIR I FUCKING LIKE THOSE EUROPEON CHICKS. I LIKE THOSE FUCKING GODDAMN BURRITOS AND AFRICANS TOO. THEY ARE MIGHT GODDAMN FUCKING FINE. THOSE SAND CHICKS ARE MIGHTY FUCKING FUCKABLE. THE JURY IS STILL OUT ON THE FUCKING SLOPEHEADS WITH THEIR RICE AND GODDAMN FUCKING ROACHES.
I used to never have a problem with this dude, don't like him much now since he said to give chris a break His ego didn't bother me, it bothers me with most people, with him he just looks like a big baby and it makes me laugh
Blue font, baby got bluuuue font.
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Submitted by Wanted on Wed, 03/04/2009 - 12:32am.
they should make a Kanye RealDoll(TM). They'd sell millions, but they'd only have one person buying them.
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!!!!
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
TigerLilly I tried to leave a comment on your youtube vid- AWESOME!!!
It is hilarious and too cute
“You a motherfucker and ain’t all that.”
they should make a Kanye RealDoll(TM). They'd sell millions, but they'd only have one person buying them.
TOO MUCH BLUE!!!!~
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